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AngryYowie

She looks like a ghoul from Fall Out, but with way less style and panache.


MichaelFusion44

Clip the nose and done


three-day_weekend

The Kardashianization of politicians.


catsmustdie

I can only remember [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlqKFlU7YAs)


reddicyoulous

[https://www.reddit.com/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/comments/1clghis/kristi\_noems\_magamorphosis\_is\_complete\_2018\_vs/](https://www.reddit.com/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/comments/1clghis/kristi_noems_magamorphosis_is_complete_2018_vs/)


jared10011980

Kimberly Ghoulfoul School of Beauty


Cialis-in-Wonderland

Thank you for bringing this photo to attention; I believe this is a very important picture for the citizens of this country. I've travelled extensively and met many world leaders, so it's very important to bring this to my attention so that actions can be taken. Just one question: why are my photos being treated differently? Why haven't you shown Joe Biden's photo from 1997 where he is eating a toast with hardly any cheese? This goes to show how biased the political media are.


oksth

Wow, I don't know her but wow... she did look like a woman in the past.


slagstag

She is a horrible human being. Long time SD resident. It's well known and the shit kickers in south dakota love her.


RessurectedOnion

And she did shoot her dog (Cricket). Like the ghoul Howard in Fallout. Except in Fallout, the dog didn't die.


yehghurl

Cricket will rise again. And he's gonna be thirsty for blood.


KnownRough7735

Hey smoothskin


chowderbags

Too much botox. Her eyes blink, her mouth opens and closes, but nothing else seems to move.


Sleightly_Awkward

Would definitely hook up with Walton Ghoulgins over her any day.


Oldcummerr

I prefer uncle baby Walton


murphguy1124

https://preview.redd.it/6wjufewl53zc1.jpeg?width=618&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88a4606006a8064c1c121c2cfdc12ae0d0465e45 I prefer Wilma Gaggins in SoA


RevNeutron

I know, right? And she did this ON PURPOSE to appear more MAGA and desirable for Trump. Just incredible. She looks attractive and trustworhty and real before. Now she looks like someone I would have a hard time trusting


coumfy

My name is Kristi *growl*


BruiserTom

She’s like a talking Mona Lisa. Only her lips move.


pxrkerwest

It’s so discouraging that people like this can be called out for their lies and they will only double down on them and play victim.


MichaelFusion44

That’s the GOP strategy as they have nothing to run on for any position, event or media attention.


BenderDeLorean

"So only men can meet Kim??? " Probably her


Reddit_Is_Trash24

Everyone take a moment and try to remember the last time anyone associated with the GOP gave an intelligent, or even coherent, response to a policy question. Yeah, me neither.


Tmack523

Probably John McCain and Paul Ryan-era of republican politicians. Didn't like their policies, but they sounded like they knew what they were talking about.


Iwanttobeagnome

Romney is probably the last one left to do so


Mackheath1

Even policy/platform. I have family that are single-issue voters (abortion), and I keep saying, You got what you wanted - what do you like about them now?


jared10011980

The GOP handbook is the same as the Abusive Spouse Handbook, "Why Did You Make Me Hit You".


jared10011980

Deny, Deny, Deny. Redirect. Minimize. Justify. Rationalize. Re-direct. Make false equivalences. Take your pick.


XDariaMorgendorferX

But she *is* a victim! She’s being treated so unfairly! Why should she be held responsible for her lies when other people have lied too? 🥲 /s


the_TAOest

Yes... Time to use the words directly: "do you think it is ok to LIE to people in books? Should this book be banned from schools due to the falsehoods and murdering of innocent pets?"


trollprezz

Book is called "no going back". She didn't really have much of a choice at this point.


tanstaafl90

Can't defend, deflect.


conte360

And she's the governor of a state.. were doing things wrong here.


grepje

She needs four paragraphs to say "no".


EvilFirebladeTTV

But have you seen Biden's dog? And Hillary's emails? The Obama crime family is working with the Saudis to kill Israel who are working on that jewish space laser.


roxywalker

Of all the people to lie about meeting; mentioning the one who is probably the most unlikely is actually a brilliant marketing strategy because that’s all they talked about and the publisher let it slide, LOL


Cautious-Willow-1932

Maybe this book was majority written by chatGPT


thegreatbrah

It was at least definitely written by somebody other than her.


TheManWith2Poobrains

Like yes. Just blame it on the other writers - throw them under the bus... but no, that would be admitting she didn't write the book. Better to play the victim than blame a ghost writer?! SMH what is the world coming to.


Apprehensive-Deer-35

Didn't write the book, and then didn't even read it before putting her name on it and sending it out into the world to define her. It shows extremely poor judgement and awful leadership if nothing else. Besides the fact that she's also obviously a stone-cold liar.


jnnad

"When I found out...." She is dumber than a box of rocks,or socks


ShutYourDumbUglyFace

The part where she says "as soon as we found out about it..." Like, sweetie, you supposedly WROTE this book. Wouldn't you have known about it when you wrote it?! And they let that slide, too.


Devil2960

*shatGPT


MichaelFusion44

Early version of Gemini


SuperSonicEconomics2

It was written by Nathan Feilders Ghostwriter who wrote the book , "The Movement"


23skidoobbq

I’m leaning towards she actually DID meet KJU and remembered she probably shouldn’t talk about the secret deal they set up together and people might start looking for North Korean money floating around South Dakota.


jared10011980

She didn't. Why would she? If losers like Dennis Rodman and Trump visits are rare and newsworthy enough, why would Noem ever have visited?


CasualObserverNine

Fuck. America. Scrape the shit from your shoe.


slingshot91

We are in the sewer.


MonsterOctopus8

Fuck this too real


lootinputin

Draining the swamp is simply exposing all the swamp monsters. Such vile creatures.


Masked_Potatoes_

Not me suffering second hand embarrassment all the way out in Africa lol. Isn't this the dog killer woman? What a circus


Reddit_Is_Trash24

Yep. Letting clowns like this play a role in our politics makes us look SO weak.


3bugsdad

At this point our shoes are made of shit.


Spiritual_Country_62

How’s she gonna be a public figure and write a book with lies in it?


Aschriel

Just a shell of a person. They want the power so they can get richer. Watching her speak is like watching a LED screen slowly burn out. The image fades, but you see it’s really trying hard.


-BananaLollipop-

Barely even a shell of a person. That still requires some degree of humanity. Which is why I laughed when she started talking about so many politicians being fake. She has a book with fake bs in it, being asked about why it's fake, and her tactic is to deflect to how modern politicians are fake.


IHaveNoAlibi

> She has a book with fake bs in it, being asked about why it's fake, and her tactic is to deflect to how modern politicians are fake. I was thinking the exact same, although hadn't quite thought it through as eloquently as that. Nicely worded.


WillMunny1982

Her surgeon did her dirty


itsathrowawayduhhhhh

Her eyes are so friggin weird


ProvenLoser

She probably had the dentist she made an infomercial about do her face too.


CasualObserverNine

Another shitty liar. If they’re going to lie, why do they pick the shitty ones?


jared10011980

Amateurish, even in their chosen careers as conmen grifters.


Ajxpetrarca

In all fairness, I totally believe she killed that dog...


OpelousasBulletTime

To feed to KJU?


auguriesoffilth

Well yeah. Why would anyone make that up,


25electrons

Well if she’s wanting to be Trump’s running mate, she’s checked off the “can lie directly to your face” box.


cptnobveus

They all can. Some are just better at it.


secondtaunting

She’s actually a bit too ghoulish even for him. You know you’re a miserable piece of shit when DONALD TRUMP thinks you’re awful.


maxreddit

Not that he actually cares about brutally killing a puppy, mind you. It's just that even his spray-tan addled brain knows that is terrible optics.


I_aim_to_sneeze

She sounds almost just like him


Thawne_2451

For someone who probably can’t dance she sure knows how to do so around a direct question 🤦🏻‍♂️ And to make matters worse chucking red herrings like a clumsy fisherman 😂


rust-e-apples1

"You know, when you read this book [to record the audiobook]..." "You don't really expect me to actually process anything I read, do you? That's why I had to say 'when it was brought to my attention' a dozen times."


jared10011980

The GOP fringe like Noem knows they can SAY ANYTHING at rallies because Trump does it. However, Noem miscalculated on the "I murder puppies and goats" gloating.


BlueHero45

She doesn't have the complete unearned confidence Trump has to spin every dumb thing he says and does as actually the best thing ever anyone has ever done.


Predditor14

Wtf is happening to our government? How does someone like this get elected?


FafaFluhigh

Trump, Greene, Boebert, Santos, Cawthorne, the list goes on…American politics are now a wacky contestant show. The nuttiest of the lot get elected because they show their guns and Jesus crosses in their office, make a few racist dog whistle comments and promise to own the libs. There is a large working class white demographic that did not historically turn up to vote, but Trump made them feel like victims and the GOP started courting them and here we are!


Reddit_Is_Trash24

> How does someone like this get elected? A lot of stupid Americans. So, a bad educational system that varies wildly in quality from one region to the next.


Dilectus3010

She is as fake as her face and has that Trump-Speak down to a key! Avoids question: many many many world leaders! The best world leaders! The awesomest world leaders!


Toon1982

"many, many, many, world leaders" - That means she met Trump once when he was president


Marc-Muller

...with tears in their eyes! Oh, sorry wrong person...


Far-Poet1419

Miserable example of lying sycophant.


dlchira

How dare you quote my lies back to me! This is so unfair!! WHAAAAAAAAA!! 😭


auguriesoffilth

She genuinely tried the fake news angle with the dog story. Like: it was taken out of context. The people angry are mad because they read what you said in your own book. Your words you muppet. Are you calling yourself fake news now?


jared10011980

https://preview.redd.it/g54m8oj0j0zc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=111b7e7679c7182439e4241fc2118e5c9a37eef4


GobblerOnTheRoof

Holy shit.


sayu1991

Good Lord, it's like she's had the soul sucked out of her


mikeoxwells2

Black Hills Barbie


jp944

Give her a break. Maybe she was thinking about Greg Abbott and wrote Kim Jong Un. /s


Magister5

So she probably just watched Team America World Police and is confusing various parts of the movie with her actual life


Ha1lStorm

Happened to my cousin


grifinmill

America, fuck yeah! Comin' again to save the motherfuckin' day, yeah America (Fuck yeah!) Freedom is the only way, yeah


FaintCommand

She wanted him to be less lonely and sadly alone.


the_moosey_fate

“…and then how fake American politicians are.” …Like you. You’re the fake American politician.


charleselliott33

This should be higher. She’s literally saying fake words out of her fake plastic face to sell a fake book that she’s doesn’t even know what’s in it. And SHE is calling other politicians fake?? Im genuinely disgusted by her.


arondaniel

She can't say definitively because the Kim Jong Un meeting was top secret classification y'all. That's why she put it in the book.


jared10011980

I love Margaret Brennan. She doesn't even try to be superior, she just is.


Bfife22

That’s a lot of words to say “No I did not actually meet him”


wonkey_monkey

That's a lot of words to *not* say "No I did not actually meet him"


FluffySmiles

Americans, can you clear something up for me please. Do you have to have a functioning brain to be a governer? What does that job entail anyway, because I'm really not sure the person in this interview has any communication skills, and that would seem to be a pretty basic requirement. TIA


jared10011980

A governor is a big responsibility. Many governors have become president. That said, just as we've had lousy presidents, there are beaucoup shit governors.


FluffySmiles

Yeah, but what exactly are the responsibilities? And these days becoming President isn't exactly the flex it used to be. I mean, you've recently deposed a wannabee king who was a failed grifting steak salesman.


maxreddit

Not if you're republican. If you're republican you just have to say you love guns, Christian nationalism, bigotry, trump and inflicting harm on your fellow man and the core republican voters will drool all over you and give you money.


Fun-Beginning-42

A lot of leaders all over the world suck. We just started celebrating it for some reason.


MinceMann

Fuck this puppy slaughtering cunt


jrogue13

As a host when she kept doubling down, i would've just said " Well ladies and gentlemena that is all the time we have! Thank you for joining us. Thank you from myself and the studio and a big special from snickers. Remember. You are not you when you are hungry"


Tinker107

"As soon as it was brought to my attention"? If she wrote the book, why was the lie in there to begin with? Meeting with a communist dictator doesn’t seem like the kind of thing a normal person would have false memories of.


Dixie-Wrecked

She read and re-read lines from the book out loud in the course of recording the audiobook. But apparently that doesn't count as being "brought to her attention" lol. I can see her PR people prepping her for these embarrassing interviews: yeah, say you addressed it "as soon as it was brought to your attention", that sounds good! 👍 She just completely f*cked her VP run.....or did she? Their base might not even care


Tinker107

The base doesn’t care- it’s not like they’re going to read the (a) book anyway, and as a class they are less concerned with facts than they are with "owning the libs".


mojeaux_j

So was this book just written by AI and that's why meeting Kim Jung is in there? No human would truly make that mistake.


Spirited-Reputation6

Absolutely embarrassing. ![gif](giphy|H3BoxrpcT4fPynU424)


technobrendo

Why does she sound *EXACTLY* like trump. The cadence, the wild lies, the inability to answer a simple question. Is this person AI or trump wearing a really good mask?


Mean_Negotiation5436

Perfect running mate for the biggest liar of all.


Matt7738

If she thinks the stuff she’s doing to her body makes her look good, then good for her. I’m just a little confused as to why she opposes other people’s right to do the same.


crazies8888

So did she meet him?


Ha1lStorm

She has traveled to world and met with many world leaders


brentnutpuncher

Don't forget that as soon as it was brought to her attention, she made some edits.


JBear_Z_millionaire

“Excuse me Governor, you lied here…” “Oh!! haha I didn’t think anyone would catch that, well let’s just edit that out”


Bart_Yellowbeard

"And here .... and here .... and here ...."


jared10011980

Eh...no.


FakinFunk

Remember how back in high school the pretty cheerleader got elected to student council even though she was dumb as shit? Yeah. That same sensibility exists in real life too, and it’s why we’re doomed. Lord, hasten the asteroid. ☄️


zzz_red

And people still give her air time and money. 🤡 ![gif](giphy|BBkKEBJkmFbTG)


vinques420

Aka she's lying


RobLazar1969

Fucking liar. Just have some real talk with the people for once. Book was ghost written. I didn’t catch it because I didn’t read this shit rag. Done. Instead just doubles down on lies. Next!


Toon1982

Except she already completed the audio version where she reads the book 😂 you couldn't make it up... there must literally be nothing going on inside her head


ataatia

let ger drop our of public life. remove all political interests in her life. just don't give her any part of your daily consciousness


JackieTree89

So no?


Arthes_M

So you definitely wrote this then? …right?


walnut_creek

![gif](giphy|xVXvIOnkGY8IU|downsized)


Individual-Text6576

Shes a liar, plain and simple


dE3L

Her book is titled "No going back." Oh, the irony as she goes back to delete stuff...


vinques420

Someone botched her plastic surgery


dlchira

Surgeries, plural. But yes.


RemiX-KarmA

Lol, that was a very long pause.


throckmorton619

What a nutcase!


TheWanderingSlime

My time as governor before governor? ![gif](giphy|KGSxFwJJHQPsKzzFba)


gavstar69

What an absolute charlatan. Calling your own book important. I've never heard of you


NoBullet

Interviewer: I'm quoting you Kristi: >:(


Oldcummerr

The little tyrant she was staring down was just her reflection in the mirror


AdventurousPirate357

"This book is important..." ![gif](giphy|a6YHwnkn0ctOM|downsized)


AfricanUmlunlgu

if these are the people rising to the top of the leadership pile in the USA ...... peoples choice says a lot about the miss-education of the masses


No_Gap_2700

God, these people are terrible. "Many, many" = I'm a liar.


Ryankevin23

I’ve met many many world leaders but I’m not going to talk about the many many world leaders just to say I’ve met with many many world leaders but I’m going to say you are picking on me for my very very goodly written book with timely edits of factual events almost. NO FAIR


FiscalCliffClavin

Becoming the VP for TFG is what she wants and lies and deceit and showing fake power are her strategy. Who does that remind you of?


xBushx

Female Trump


CanadianKris1978

Yup. Keeps dancing around the question. She never met Shit


Eliseil

Jub there goes 5 minutes of my Lifetime


RadioIoog

All I could see was: An ugly plastic surgery gone wrong FACE NATION at the bottom left Who tf is she? Greetings from Europe.


LincolnCoHo

Wtf Does Joe Biden Have To Do With This...


Late_Cartographer349

when they are held accountable and their feelings get hurt they say "but muh Joe Brandon!"


MarcoVinicius

She’s a dog killer and lies about meeting the leader of North Korea. Who would vote for this person?


Dry_Celery4375

She sounds like a first generation ai that's controlling a human body. Spits nonsense while not answering the question. It's like she didn't even write her own book, and if she wasn't on video reading her own book, I would've had a hard time even believing she even read her own book.


Chytectonas

To think we have to look at this plastic face spew lies because she was *voted in* is so depressing.


camelCaseCoffeeTable

Republicans are such fucking babies, Jesus Christ. Deflect, deflect deflect. What else do you expect from someone who murders her dog and brags about it though, I guess


Present_Wind_4779

She travelled around the world and met many world leaders.


St11lhereucantkillme

She is vile!


100percentish

Is she promoting her only fans site?


Prometheus_Dwindle

"I think *you* need to remember." "It was brought to my attention." Immediate red flag 🚩🚩 I'd be trying so hard to not laugh in her face.


TheSkala

Stone Fish of Foreign Policy once said "as an American journalist you can write almost anything you want about North Korea and people will just accept it". Is literally this easy Many grifters have build entire careers around it


thenameshappy

Politicians cannot give a straight answer. If this was suppose to help her public appeal… it didn’t.


thegoatsupreme

I'm living the rise of idiocrocy aren't I? It feels like it.


Rubywantsin

Wish.com Kardashian is exactly what the Republican party deserves.


dharmanautMF

Lying liars


SalvationSycamore

"Yeah so this anecdote was a blatant lie, but if you read the rest of the book..."


Ryan_D_Lion

Looks like her book is aa fake as her face. I never heard of this plastic person prior to some BS about shooting a dog and a dictator from Korea.


psychoacer

This isn't grilling, Fox News would have interrupted her 20 times by the first half of the clip. Stop giving her a chance to fill time with absolutely nothing


CatBoxScooper

Grifting Old Party


Eliseil

Jub there goes 5 minutes of my Lifetime


Sitting_Duk

Someone should be fired for coaching her this way


Voluptulouis

Why? Trump did this exact routine and it got him elected. Republicans took note and now this blatant lying and gaslighting will become standard procedure.


CBus-Eagle

This is why I hate politicians. They lie and can’t even own up to it when called out. APAB.


-banned-

She talks like Trump


Confusedandreticent

Slimy worm


hairyh2obuffalo

Did she even write this book cause im not buying that she did any of it.


hot_pocket_life

🤡


JustBeingChillToday

she looks AI generated.


ottomaker1

Liar Liar pants on fire


Latch_Lifter

What fuckin fruit,


Morphing_Mutant

Holy shit it's like trump with a wig. She talks exactly like he does. Then she goes off on the victim bullshit. Holy fuck these Maga morons are so quick to claim the victim role.


Sirdystic1

Just like putin refusing to say navaly’s name


Aderleth75

“I really didn’t have time to meet with Kim Jong Un because i was too busy drafting the Paris Peace Treaty with many world leaders, like William Churchill, Joseph Hitler, and Willie Aames… “


Fmartins84

The whole book needs to be corrected ![gif](giphy|quvu2hNClJXY68KgNq)


pastdense

For decades, the standard of how accomplished a person needs to be to be elected into office has been decreasing. Example: Bush Jr was full nepotism and had a light work load (9/11 aside). Since 2000, it really started to drop fast. Rob Ford Mayor of Toronto Canada showed the world that you could smoke crack and still have voter appeal. Since 2010 it has been nose diving. (Trump) Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the freefall and All the US republican whackos that Trump inspired. She doesn't even know her own fucking book. This interviewer could have asked her to name as many chapters of this book as possible and I bet should wouldn't be able to name 3. "My Book". gimme a break. HASN'T EVEN READ IT. The age of leaders who are knowledgeable, reflective, diplomatic, educated are gone. Its all about likes and hits now... something any fool can make happen. ITs going to take a lot of time for the west to value expertise and experience again. a long time. True experts and knowledgeable discourse on solving problems in any field is boring as fuck. You cannot get media attention with it. Or votes.


OceanCake21

And this is someone who the GOP thinks is a capable VP candidate?!? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


Raul_Duke_1755

How stupid do you have to be to believe this nitwit?


Aggressive_Grab_100

![gif](giphy|l1J9FiGxR61OcF2mI|downsized)


Male_Lead

Actually, with how much NK Supreme Leader takes care of their reputation, any chance he will do something about her book or her statement?


Hours-of-Gameplay

🤢


bigSTUdazz

So she's a vile, racist, narcissistic, hate-filled liar, and she is being called out on it. She will be the next VEEP....she's PERFECT for the right.


grepje

>"Did you meet KJU?" <"What about Joe Biden? He lied many times. BTW, I would like to kill his dog."


jx5001

Her skin doesn’t move she’s so full of Botox, weird


jake1080

Oh my god... shes PERFECT for Trump


RevolutionaryAd6744

Let’s take a shot everytime she says “I’ve traveled the world and visited with many world leaders”


[deleted]

She looks much older than 52


cjwat98

Nothing behind those eyes


Worldly-Advantage-36

How many other things in the book aren’t true then?


oldbaldad

"Jebus replied: Make the little children suffer who come unto me." Noem 3:16


Medical_Egg8208

More like to have us believe Nothing you say. Your toast honey, go back to SD and stay out of sight


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