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fatspaceghost

Is the full video available? He grabbed the guitar as he was being pushed out the store so he wasn't really stealing it, just grabbing it to destroy it. Maybe he tried to play stairway to heaven?


Oldguru-Newtricks

Somebody knows what NOT to do in a music store. šŸ˜‚


furious_organism

Even playing the first note is dangerous


NotADoctor108

I usually just play that guitar solo, DJ Khalid did on Bob Marley's guitar.


IAmtheHullabaloo

> that guitar solo, DJ Khalid did on Bob Marley's guitar. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ee4aY8_t_Sg omg


Ornery-Cheetah

https://preview.redd.it/i8mrzmfcge9d1.jpeg?width=421&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5afb502cdf1191f96faad3ceebfe0ee44563fcbd Me watching


hell2pay

I've seen my son when he was 4 hit better strums of nonsense on his Cars mini acoustic...


EvolutionCreek

>his Cars mini acoustic... Me with the competing images of your kid. He's either busting out: "Here in my car. I feel safest of all." Or: "Let the good times roll. Let them knock you around."


1lluminist

Imagine mistaking DJ Khalid for a musician...


PetraAbelli

Well, It's not like he's named Guitar player Khalid.


Dizmn

Actually, the DJ is short for Djent, he just didn't know what to do when the two lowest strings are missing.


lamenralus

[here's the tablature incase anyone wants to learn this masterpiece](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uYmcvG2Hus)


m4s4w

[This is what DJ Khaled thought he sounded like.](https://youtu.be/X_7o9Xczd64?t=5)


Material_Trash3930

Can he read or nah?


hell2pay

Bet no


TerminallyFriendly

I think about that shit all the time lmfao. I couldnā€™t believe my fucking eyes/ears.


Ian_CedarPt2

There is a full video- I've seen it but cannot find it. He was trying to steal any and everything, and started tearing stuff up. They got concerned he was gonna strike customers (and almost did) so they gave him the bums rush.


GreyDaveNZ

Yeah, I must say that that was a text-book 'bum's rush' right there. Not often caught on video.


Light_Beard

"We don't have Bums, Marge. But if we did, they wouldn't rush. They would be allowed to go at their own pace!" - Hank Scorpio


ChuckOTay

Yes Mr. Scorpion sir


messiahspike

We don't have bums in our town, but if we did they'd be allowed to go at their own [pace](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/6f11acae-5296-464c-abf8-39a03f96cbeb)


Earthling1a

Either that or Smoke on the Water.


bulanaboo

Dropped d smoke on the water šŸ¤˜


Oldbeardedweirdo996

25 or 6 to 4 by Chicago


PocketHusband

I worked at Guitar Center many moons ago, and the number of times I heard the first four bars of that fuckinā€™ songā€¦


Traditional-Will3182

I went to a music store last month because my gf is looking for a new violin and I played stairway to heaven on 8 different guitars. There was only one employee and he was helping my gf but the look he gave me could have killed a person. After that I noticed they had a bass guitar plugged into an amp so I picked it up and started playing seven nation army, he rushed over unplugged the amp and just gave me a glare.


butt_stf

Should have apologized, then played Smoke on the Water.


newbkid

The GC I used to shop at had a sign over the guitars to not play the big three songs that people listed here haha


-Vogie-

Wonderwall!


cuntybunty73

Or maybe wish you were here


TroyMcClures

Don't you tell me where to 0-3-5


_-Stoop-Kid-_

Wonderwall


BuzzAllWin

ā€œNever made it as a wise man. I couldn't cut it as a poor man stealingā€ ā€˜Quick choke him out!!ā€


Collective_Pitch

Why is this comment not getting all of the upvotes?


throwngamelastminute

No stairway? Denied!


Naked-Jedi

If you're gonna puke, puke into this.


esthetewt

Spew. I believe the verb you were looking for is spew.


vanwhisky

Free bird


oyisagoodboy

Free Bird!


Tenderli

Ah, the "may I help you riff"


Geebeeskee

Not today my good man, Iā€™m feelinā€™ *saucy*.


Overall_Notice_4533

He wanted to play highway to hell.


MrN33dfulThings

Yea, there is security cameras footage [showing](https://youtu.be/Hu1LTaDgZ6A?si=n5TWGvMSDJwRc0TJ) him trying to put it in his pants. He was definitely trying to steal a guitar. Edited: my apologies, this is not the same person, and a completely different story. What I shared happened in a Ontario canada . Not in New Mexico.


struba73

Thatā€™s a different ā€¦ country even, partner


MrN33dfulThings

Oh shit! Sorry it looked like the same dude. My apologies. Thank you for pointing that out.


hell2pay

Worst case Ontario kinda situation


im_just_thinking

Yeah I'm confused by the guitar slam, maybe he was trying to hurt him with it? Doesn't look like stealing


Popular_Score4744

Stealing and destroying are just as bad. Both are an equal loss to a store.


MimsyWereTheBorogove

The shoe at the end BAHAHAHAHA


MimsyWereTheBorogove

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Gr33n0ne

I'm still laughing from that ... Just perfect timing on it


MimsyWereTheBorogove

haha


edsave

That was the best part but the tap out got me lolā€™ing.


MimsyWereTheBorogove

bro code yo


vedicsun

He was assed out!


Simonandgarthsuncle

Half killed.


TheMrNibs

Bro hit em with the "get out.... and stay out!"


Oldbeardedweirdo996

And take your shoe with you!! Most likely so he had no excuse to go back in.


Sagybagy

That made me lose it. Chefs kiss.


oshawaguy

Absolutely chefā€™s kiss


LifeResetP90X3

It reminded me of something that would happen in a Simpsons episode lol


lilcabron210

Best part


TryAgainBob341

That's how you get promoted to assistant manager


bikerbob101

Itā€™s assistant to the regional manager thank you very much


chefboogiebk

Classic


bonkothehonko

Go n get the guitar...


Boring_Soft_5119

Is there an unexpectedtheoffice subreddit??


rayryeng

r/unexpectedoffice


groovy_giraffe

Probably fired, realistically. Massive, massive insurance liability.


tinydevl

Saw a bunch of Macy's security folks getting into the business with five shoplifters. Grappling/trying to hold, grabbing back the merch. I think stores are fed up. Seems like the liability equation has shifted.


groovy_giraffe

Loss prevention and floor salesmen are 2 different jobs.


MrPernicous

I feel like insurers have been calling the shots less and less in general


NarrowAd4973

According to a couple comments (one saying they saw a longer video, the other saying they know one of the people involved), the tackle was preceded by the guy trying to attack either a customer or another associate (each said different things). He was apparently "twitching out" and bothering customers, was asked to leave, tried to take a swing at someone, then got jumped.


MrPernicous

Yeah that dude was definitely high


Educational-Bird-515

That's how you get canned.


fisqual

If your job fires you for protecting both your coworkers and customers from a tweaker then fuck 'em regardless. Don't let insurance companies dictate when you're allowed to be a good person.


survivalScythe

Only for stopping shoplifters. If someone is being violent in the store, attacking employees and other customers where aggression towards the individual would be considered self defense, the same type of repercussions to the employee usually do not apply.


SlippitInn

MISTER Manager


Rhecof-07

To the


Emersonspenis

ā€œpromoted to assistant managerā€ is a weird way to say given a handshake and told to sweep


Cryptic_Consierge

Unfortunately thatā€™s probably how you get fired


Notosk

that's actually how you get fired because you opened the store to a lawsuit or risked your life for a $500 guitar, not that the owner care if you die but it's gonna cost more than 500 to deal with that shit.


DJLuigi21

I like how heā€™s next to the ā€œcurbside pick upā€ sign.


usedtodreddit

Someone just needed to stand it back up and tape a sign to it: >"Free White Dude. Slightly damaged. No returns. You haul."


1ofZuulsMinions

CURBSIDE PICKUP HERE ā€œCome get ya boy!!!ā€


Peterthinking

The best part!


BecomeEnnuisonable

It wasn't just the guitar, the guy took a swing at an associate. Source: I know the guy who tossed Shoeless Bob there.


KickBakZach

Give your buddy a pat on the back for me


siccoblue

Fuck that buy him a nice Japanese whiskey for me


Zerachiel_01

Maybe a brojob while you're at it.


No-Bad-463

Dammit I was literally about to say "Fuck that, give him a brojob for me"


monkeetoes82

Damn near threw him out like Uncle Phil throwing out Jazz.


zadtheinhaler

Jazz only got more airtime 'cause he's more aerodynamic than Shoeless Bob here.


mnid92

He had a blowout, hard to get it movin.


Lone_Wanderer97

Al Bundy'd his ass


SV650rider

What happened earlier to even get to that point?


BecomeEnnuisonable

I dont remember the gritty details, but essentially he had been sketching out and bothering other customers, was asked to leave, wound up swinging at another associate, and that's when the dude stepped in. Lotta people went to bat for him with GC corporate and he kept his job.


boogalordy

I choose to believe this


357noLove

Best possible ending if true. I believe it because it is a bright point on a dark day


jade-empire

he kept his job? lmfao, i worked at GC during this and our district manager sent out a big email blast telling everyone to never do this and that this guy was fired for it. i guess it was just scare tactics


DroopyMcCool

I love this video so much. I hope they have the guitar in a frame somewhere in the store lol


EJBjr

Why let him go? Charge him, there's too much of this letting the bad guy go because he learnt his lesson.


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Fearless_Agency8711

Ref to physical punishment.... For 28 years I was the Jail Administrator for a small County Jail. Had a guy in there in his late 30's who I had been dealing with since he was a kid, minor consumption, DUI, drive suspended, dope, fighting, domestic abuse, more serious drugs, probation violations, more drugs, more domestics.... Finally he started to get with the "hey I'm an adult now program" and had to serve a little time to finish up a couple things. He had to go to Dr. I took him. We get in the car and he said, those young kids in there are about to drive him nuts. I said, dude they are acting just like you and your buddies up to about 5 years ago. He got real quiet, in a little bit he said, "what kept you guys from coming in a beating out asses?" I said, the rules, not that we all didn't think you all really needed it. He said, " I wish you had, I might have learned faster to get my act together." So when the bad guys know they desperately need a ass whipping, they should be able to sign a release and take one instead of certain punishments. I know hard to do and keep it even and fair so we are stuck with what we have now. But I can dream.


PineAppleDuke

Hard to let them be unfair... Hard to be fairly fair... Life's not fair but I don't make the rules.


greezyjay

While i agree, now "the bad guy" can sue. Probably not smart enough to, but they just opened up that can of worms for the entire corporation. The justice system is shit.


cryptobro42069

...it is and it isn't. Some of this is to prevent vigilante justice from becoming the norm. If someone steals, report them to the police and let them handle it. There's no reason to beat someone's ass for stealing insured property that will just be replaced. You're also risking your personal well being to help a corporation that will fire you in a minute for creating a lawsuit for them. In this case it's pretty difficult because he was harassing other customers, but the first instinct should be to call the police to handle it while trying to deescalate, even if it is with a tweaker.


IndependentNotice151

This is a dumb idea. You're promoting people to take this stuff into their own hands like that's a good thing.


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Few_Promotion_466

Don't be a revenge-fueled idiot, looking for an excuse to beat someone.


IndependentNotice151

Which part?


357noLove

What, exactly, are we getting from our justice system that your see is working?


BigBoogieWoogieOogie

If the current system isn't working, vigilante justice is born.


IndependentNotice151

So you're a fan of Rittenhouse, huh?


shunthe_nonbeliever

Trouble came to this worker and he stepped up. Rittenhouse went looking for trouble.


CheekyLando88

Because technically he didn't steal anything. So the cops won't even show up. Hell they might not show up if he *did* steal something. More trouble than chucking a guy


QueensOfTheNoKnowAge

Not sure what country you live in but here in America we overcharge crimes. This was actually refreshing.


ShroomEnthused

Not my finest moment but I got caught shoplifting (food) 20 years ago. A similar thing happened, was tackled to the ground but instead of throwing me out they detained me until the cops showed upĀ  to arrest me. The oof was large that day.Ā  I can't mention that without also mentioning how much my life has transformed and turned around since then, to the point that I'm in the process of getting a pardon to help me erase that massive mistake of my youth from my record.Ā 


ThaSneakyWalrus

Cops really donā€™t care about this stuff until itā€™s felony level. He would have to steal 1k in equipment where I live. Another user said he had taken a swing at some employees which would mean assault/ other charges as well, so they probably couldā€™ve called the cops. Then they would have to keep this guy contained until they got there, which is then a huge liability issue. Guitar center corporate would rather you let them go and give the footage to the police Former guitar center employee


ryanegauthier

Susan Collins claims he learned his lesson.


billyboyf30

Can I have my other shoe back please.


the_truth000

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Psychedelic_Yogurt

Hope none of these associates get charged with anything. Criminals seem to be able to sue people for injuring them while committing a crime and he was playing it up towards the end.


hanks_panky_emporium

That's a disproven myth. Though you can sue for anything in the US, it's characterized as frivolous. You can basically be banned from suing people if you abuse it. And you're stuck with the legal fee's of both parties.


mehmasomeno

Disproven myth? Filing against frivolous suits is not cheap. The Judge doesn't go "this guy again", the system is too bogged for any personal recognition. Justice is for the rich.


SpecialistWait9006

Definition of rock bottom getting carried out by your belt and collar Never actually saw this outside of cartoons until now


357noLove

That is why I loved this so much. The tap out, the carry/ toss out of the store, then the shoe. It was so cartoonish


SpecialistWait9006

I'm just waiting for a remix where at the end they make fun of him laying on the ground. Like a trombone going *womp womp* or the classic "it was at this moment, he knew, he fucked up"


64CarClan

The SHOE


Krepitis

Who throws a shoe???


SourMgk

Honestly.


pithusuril2008

I'm glad they were able to wrestle that guitar away from him. He was playing with no sole.


Future-self

This not a guitar center, itā€™s a grappling center with guitars.


IMDeus_21

Dude literally tapped out! šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜‚


pchizzzle

Jesus christ, I can smell the meth from Phoenix.


Earthling1a

They have meth in Phoenix?


Striking-Garbage-810

That may be the single funniest thing Iā€™ve heard all month


aburningcaldera

The plume from the entire state of NM hangs over them.


FartBoxTungPunch

That shoe would be on the roof.


Spiritual_Navigator

He lost a shoe.... We just witnessed a murder


ItsNotAboutX

Yeah, but he got it back. So I guess that's resuscitation?


pithusuril2008

He redeemed his sole at the end, though.


TomatilloUnlucky3763

At least try stealing a Martin


ChristyLovesGuitars

Iā€™m floored he didnā€™t seem to be stealing a Gibson, or something valuable. That looked like an Epiphone, for the brief time it was in frame.


seductivestain

I work at Guitar center. We lock our Gibsons to the wall for that reason


will_this_1_work

I like that the guy tapped out like he was in a dojo or just fucking around with buddies.


IHeartsFarts

Albuquerque


PhoKingAwesome213

I would have sang "Exit light, enter night, take my hand, we're off to never never land." While putting him in that hold.


RogueFart

TIL it's not "exit light, enter light" šŸ˜‚


ihaveam0ustache

That's what you get for playing Stairway to Heaven....


Cold_Lingonberry_291

A gentle tap to his nuts and I bet he would have come back to life.


Adventurous_Path5783

Was that the vocalist for disturbed? Hard times for everyone I guess.


mzincali

At the end we saw his rendition of The Sound of Silence.


Corsav6

In fairness the employee let go of the chokehold when the dude tapped out, could have ended a lot worse if the employee was a dick.


tomfreimark

Thatā€™s what he gets for plying freebird


kayaker58

Youā€™ve got to suffer if you want to play the blues.


pithusuril2008

Yes, but he was playing with no sole.


bigduckmoses

The shoe toss is perfection. But while these sorts of videos are satisfying to watch, that employee is absolutely not paid enough to put himself at risk like that.


DukeOfTheStrands

Oh man, the moment that guy went unconscious, it got illegal to throw him out on the curb. At that point they got the duty of care for the man and to contact police and EMS. If he dies out there, they'd be at fault. I know one can get mad, but there are limits to how far one can go.


stsanford

Good to see men treading garbage like it should be.


ITheRebelI

Red Shirts always win


Squishyspud

Guitar center don't take no shit.


Budget_Chef_7642

Trying way too hard to get that manager spot. A guy trying to take something that would have no affect on your salary or position whatsoever and Guitar Center still donā€™t give a fuck about you. Lol damn. Way to go.


Paul_Michaels73

Man, they are serious about not playing Stairway to Heaven šŸ˜†


Dlitzious

Definitely staged. No customer has ever gotten that many Guitar Center employees to pay attention to them.


Vakr_Skye

Well that ended on a sour note...


Reno83

Every time I see someone getting physically removed from a store, the phrase "And stay out of the Woolsworth!" comes to mind.


4AllTheCookies

Is anyone else thinking that where slowly going back to Wild West times


struba73

Did we ever really leave?


ABlackmount

šŸ¤¦ The Store has to be careful of lawsuits, when the Employees put their hands on the People in the Store.


ChadVonDoom

Keep lying there until the cops show up


Koflach12

FATALITY!


hje1967

I particularly liked the way they used his head as a battering ram to open the door šŸ¤£


MisinformedGenius

Sure enough, an hour later, they got the call...


SecretAggressive4313

Bro got DJ Jazzy Jeff'd


ILoveBigCoffeeCups

Looks like creed in the last episode of the office lol


CountNacula

Tuned that guy up real good


WhyHill88

My favorite restaurant Hot Pink


Boberto1357

Acoustic version of Breaking the Law


KickBakZach

One shoe off = halfway to death šŸ˜‚


struba73

One foot in the grave.


positiveadventures

Should I stay or should I go


depugre

Ah yes, make him leave Detroit Style!


UnbiasedJoe1

They should cover him with that sign so customer don't see him


Bildosaggins6030

ā€œRight by the belt, fuck that guy.ā€ šŸ¤£


DulceEtBanana

You could turn him on his back so you know he's breathing. Or not.


Thehollander

Looks like Modesto


struba73

In the comments there are lots of guesses. Where it is not is El Paso.


__Sentient_Fedora__

Damn.


Zenon7

Ezekiel tries to bag a guitar, GC puts smashed guitar back on rack as new with a minor bit of store rash. $10 off.


SATerp

And they say that he lies there still, to this very day.


sendinthe9s

They so thirsty to play hero. *Relax* you're not at police academy; it's a guitar center.


ithaqua34

Alice in Cuffs was hoping to start an acoustic set.


WTF_Bridgett

Dude that tackled him is going to be the one going to jail and the store is going to be sued


Melodic-Stage-4290

Iā€™m no legal expert but the guy that held the other in the chokehold is probably going to face aggravated assault charges and donā€™t these places have insurance to cover theft? Seems very foolish


SweetTea187

Looks like he has a case against the store & that worker


Several-Lie4513

Should've been fired haha


bejuda

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