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Iamyourfather____

This is the weirdest porno I've seen


thecountnotthesaint

Doesn't matter, still finished.


Iamyourfather____

https://preview.redd.it/utz7yvonop9d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=514a13b1524631448bb755c9c0dfe6228ad12724


MapUnitKey

https://preview.redd.it/hc9hfdhozp9d1.jpeg?width=1124&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a69ccf97d587611046d14fb555ed644c3cccccc


Iamyourfather____

https://preview.redd.it/p3qsdvev2q9d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=134a75177a9f9282c807c79113c20830e048a4c7


knightknowings

I've never seen that before.


yaboiiiuhhhh

Someone needs to make a stalin one


thecountnotthesaint

Fun fact: given how private he was, and how he did not tolerate interruptions, we cannot completely rule out that he might have been a furry.


MrOversteer

https://preview.redd.it/3p3zh2y1qq9d1.jpeg?width=558&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f018caebc5229d18eafe176e15795e6b5fc9789


thecountnotthesaint

Don't kink shame people


MrOversteer

https://preview.redd.it/romrscrz70ad1.jpeg?width=216&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3d2e6ed2d7e2714b94d2c88c412b975ff58726f


thecountnotthesaint

I have come to terms with this.


Kicks4meFromyou

https://preview.redd.it/af0wjy138r9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b95a6abe12b040b1700a5f018e89527e38a9adc


thecountnotthesaint

Call the police, they can't unfinish me.


SaveFileCorrupt

https://preview.redd.it/1spzdb2hjt9d1.jpeg?width=961&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55e59b500a9970b68ffccf3bcec20e6ce795281d


BookDev0urer

![gif](giphy|gPjZ0kb6IMaaI|downsized)


EvenEfficiency834

You win


lilcoomstain420

I don't approve this


Wandering_Gypsy_

Yeah ive never seen someone get bukkaked by oil before


b0j4ngl35

Probably cuz no one holds the pan like this fucking Muppet


jongscx

Meh, not even in my top 17.


Lumpy_Branch_4835

Part two THE DAWNING .


zongsmoke

Not my proudest fap.


symewinston

2024 Toyota Bukakke sedan


Dart4jb1nks

Instead of babies shes eating fossils.


Macrado

I'm no expert but that might be too much lube 


Hater_Magnet

Gotta get adventurous! Category roulette aaaaand play!


Cyclothochid

They weren’t changing the oil on a car, they were draining an Octopus 🐙,


Caribou-nordique-710

ASE certification?


Hungry-Lemon8008

Robots love it though.


batman61092

Shut up father, don’t judge me


___REDWOOD___

Glad I’m not the only one turned on. Jk it’s just you.


weldit86

Hey, oil is oil, right? 🤣🤣🤣


Dark7835

Agreed


Mammoth-Ad-107

engine was cold. otherwise she would not be smiling


Jeremyzelinka

Damn I didn't even think of that. This could have been so much worse.


PullFires

Which means she didn't even do that part right. She had all the right tools, but it's like she'd never seen it done or been given instructions before.


IM_OK_AMA

Who could locate the oil drain plug but wouldn't know enough to put the pan on the ground? I think whoever was guiding her through this saw what was coming and let it happen for the lols


Break-88

Agreed. She wouldn’t have gotten under the car like that, bought the correct tools, etc. if she wasn’t guided. She would have been able to know to place the pan on the ground even if she watched a youtube video beforehand


foley800

Or she was trying to enter ‘Funniest Home Videos’ and won $20k for this obvious stunt!


WarCrimeWhoopsies

☕️


Iamyourfather____

How very Final Destination of you


humanbeening

Still got a good kick of carcinogens to jumpstart some big C.


Joaoreturns

I love the lack of awareness. Like, why is she like that, under this car, to begin with?!


thecountnotthesaint

I get the feeling this started with a "oh how hard can I be? I can change our oil just as easily as you can."


jfleury440

It is pretty easy. Just maybe watch a 30 second YouTube video first so you understand what you're doing.


thecountnotthesaint

What is "things you don't want to hear before open heart surgery"?


Can-Sea-2446

What is " things you dont want to hear your pilot say"?


foley800

Watch the first 10 seconds and an 3 minutes of ads came on so thought that must be it!


DrBeavernipples

Yea exactly! Why are she like that?


Velosturbro

Why do she be are like that? Am she be loony?


Acadia_Clean

Why dobedobedobe do?


lognostic

Where are you? We got some work to do now.


Acadia_Clean

I dobewhereibe


Ok_Place_2551

Now that you mention that, why are she like that?


CheapShotNinia

I think that, since you mention it, that she be that way 'cause it do, since you mention it.


greenjm7

It be, cause she do


Reasonable_Humor_738

I'm more why was she fucking holding the oil container over why was she under the car.


Joaoreturns

That's what I meant. There's no way this would end without oil spilling.


murphey_griffon

This was my first thought, Like that pan is going to get really hot. But then when it hit her, I realized it could not even be warmed up.


JKolmin

but why hold it up like that just set it on the ground, i couldnt stop laughing, glad it was not hot oil


TheBirdsArePissed

Now she gets to be washed and scrubbed by a stranger like all the ocean animals after an oil spill.


MrWinkler1510

So what do you use to get rid of that nasty oil? Dish wash?


Bansheer5

Dawn dish soap works really good at getting motor oil off. For grease you’re gonna need that orange soap with the crushed walnut shells.


leather_wisdom

GOJO - soap for dudes with armadillo hands


Due_Dark1126

Gojo turns my hands from silky smooth to a draught cracked lake bottom


howqueer

Lots of soap, castille, dial, etc... that poor sweater


Michael_Dautorio

Quack quack I'm a duck. Bathe me, human.


TheBirdsArePissed

New fetish unlocked.


frenix5

Lmao, I can just imagine a full crew behind the camera waiting to scoop her up


Deagoldpp

I mean... How stupid do you have to be???


AbeMax7823

This stupid. You must be at least THIS stupid to do this.


Aaron_505

So its spilling already And you chose to tilt it towards your face


MrWinkler1510

*hmm maybe I'll like it*


justteachsomething

This was on America’s Funniest Home Videos, won $20,000.


HexaCube7

staged for the cause


PerroNino

Given the carcinogenic consequences of motor oil contact, and the difficulty of washing oil out of your mouth, I doubt this was staged.


SiegVicious

Why tf was she holding it to begin with? Just put the pan under it and take out the plug, what's the benefit of holding it under like that? Was someone trolling her?


RevolutionaryTitle32

Is that Sarah palin?


docjohnson11

Why is she bench pressing that pan and whoever threw the towel is a dick.


Bartakus

these stop oil protests are getting weird


RF99_

To be fair thats how you learn the best, by doing mistakes, later on you won't do the same mistake twice and if you do its a brain problem


Key-Sir9484

Exxon Valdez!


crossmyheart97

I watched this on AFV and the husband filmed her knowing that the pan was not big enough. Asshole move. They were laughing about it because they won $. Personally think that was an asshole move. I wouldn't be laughing.


wersosad

Exactly! This clip pissed me off so much, he set her up for this, then in the grand finale episode he just seemed like an asshole. I feel bad for this lady.


everydayasl

I am glad she laughed it off. I'll check the newspaper for any unexpected crime spree later that day...


penis_stuck_sendhelp

At least she tried, I just let the garage people do all that kind of shit


Ok-Cash-146

That’s about the steepest learning curve I’ve ever seen.


RedmannBarry

This video won this lady the AFV prize of 20,000 dollars


miked5122

Glad she had that glove on so she didn't get any carcinogens on her skin


ajs_5280

Is she laughing or crying?


Clear_Skye_

Legit looks crying to me


meezls714

This is from Americas funniest videos, she won like 20,000$


Mission-Storm-4375

Behold an independent person who does not need to google anything .


Affectionate_Pea_811

I saw the full version of this on YouTube. He knew that was going to happen and let her do it anyway. I *think* he might have set her up so it got her worse than it would have too


Individual_Emu2941

This video needs audio very badly!


patteh11

Why tf do they not just put the container on the ground to begin with??


OstrichLate6082

Where's the video with audio ?


MushroomLow2499

Lesbians at work


Garich2711

I'm glad there are some small things for which I have been prepared by the internet.


komokazi

Me every time I change my oil on my truck lmao


dogbreath230

That's going to leave an mark


Motorblank

😂


Hairy_Orchid6128

She is going to need an oil change.


bzekers

There's no way this isn't fake.


os-sesamoideum

Now she has to clean herself like a duck with dawn dish soap.


The_Jyps

That's never coming out of the driveway.


IcicleNips

Kitty litter to soak up the majority of the oil and a shop vac to collect it. Then power washer and lots of Purple Power on the residual. 99.9% gone


Ididnt-start-thefire

At least she saved money. And didn’t get stuck in a dryer or a dishwasher.


vishy_swaz

Yikes. Hope the engine wasn’t still warm. lol


Fun-Crow6284

You are the rags


Therealdirtyburdie

That’s a weird fetish


Beneficialyyc

Can't fix stupid...


nugulon

It was on that day that she realized $110 at jiffy lube was actually a good deal.


SuperBurt666

When has Gene ever come through with the rag? The man is unreliable.


PhaseNegative1252

Why are you holding the tray you buffoon


Bigboybong

Going to need some dawn now!


bloopie1192

You're a victim.


Keepupthegood

Gene should have been helping. What the fuck Gene


cpasley21

"A" for effort, execution needs a bit more practice


Street-Measurement51

Just trying to save $80 from PepBoys


senoj96nodnarb

Here come the Just Stop Oil protesters!! Seriously though, who tf holds the oil drain pan instead of leaving it under the oil draining out?! Also, she never even did put it under the draining oil. Shit just kept pouring out onto the driveway.


RefrigeratorRude82

Just wish I had the audio track to laugh even more.


AgileInternet167

r/savevideo


Quick_Swing

Well that just took auto erotica kink in a new direction 😬


paulD1983R

It's a good thing they put that cardboard down otherwise it would of been messy


incakola777

I mean WTH were you thinking? 🤔 🤣


Esco-Alfresco

The walk of shame after squid sex.


mrsanch1

Get Some Dawn dish soap and she'll be gran


TheLoneGunman559

Pro-tip: Don't wear your good clothes when doing vehicle maintenance.


cristobalist

Who changes oil like that?!?! Someone who shouldn't be changing oil


Sanith84

Staged


Powkoa

Bite my shiny metal ass


saladmunch2

Who changes oil like that?!


rando_design

How have I changed my oil 50 times in my life and I've never made this mistake? I suck at cars, I've made all of them. Just not this one.


Exciting_Result7781

I hope y’all are happy now. This is what happens when step-mechanic isn’t there to help!


Puzzleheaded_Tea_511

Well you're half way done. Now you're suppose to put on the feathers


_felagund

we really need sound for this video


5e5eME

I counted approximately 6 cancers she ingested


Profitsofdooom

Why is she doing the floors job?


lorensingley

What a mess what a mess! Whatcha gonna do?!


Yard_Jockey

If, "I'm strong and independent and I don't need a man" was a person 🤣


madgoat

![gif](giphy|MVF9WpcNBbANW|downsized)


Quiet-Camera-9716

Why the fuck is she holding it 😆 🤣 😂


Sinsanatis

I thought it was gona spill in her mouth and welp there it was


Gambitace88

I laughed way to hard at this, thank you.


Feisty-Boysenberry-1

Venom 3 looks... Interesting


nkynudist

(Almost) been there, done that!! 🤣


iiJokerzace

Cameraman seems to know this was gonna happen. Probably planning on it from the lack of surprise and laughter.


Katiari

Can't tell if laughing or crying, despite subtitles.


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Still-Peanut-6010

On AFV the husband said that he knew that there were 7 quarts of oil in the car and the pan only held 5 quarts. He said he just waited to see what happened. That would have ticked me off right there.


throwawaytodaycat

I'd start calling her Valdez.


freehugs1-

nothing like carrying the oil pan like a real man! real men carry the oil pan and hold it with stability to get a nice workout.


Annual-Bill-1034

Haha i saw this on AFV. This was a great video


ReptilianLaserbeam

Motor oil is highly cancerous, why people are so careless around it


Bluedemonde

Why is Sarah Palin trying to look wholesome by pretending she can change her own engine oil?


GillaMomsStarterPack

What did she learn? That being under an oil pan beneath the car with enough room to have it on the ground should be the smartest move? I don’t think she learned.


DitchDigger330

She set the pan down right after she got it all over herself.


SerDuckOfPNW

You’re breaking the car, Samir!


saiyansteve

What in the world is this?!


Hunterthewhale

What kind of maniac sets their captions font to *Bubblegum Sans*????


im_just_thinking

Good thing she was down there to help the oil not spill on the initial pull!


Darth-Adomis

this is like an ild slapstick movie


arm_hula

r/donthelpjustfilm


Ldghead

But did she detect metal shavings?


JustSomeWeirdGuy2000

That's how Captain Planet lost his powers. :(


Afizzle55

Say hello to cancer.


RapTheRaptor

Why isn’t Gene doing it??


Due_Dark1126

She laughing her ass off and had the composure to slide the pan under the flow after getting oil in her grill. She's a keeper


Piss_inside_You

Making sandwiches are a lot easier


Potential_Payment557

Looks like that’s a Ford F250/350 with a Powerstroke Diesel. I use a 5 gallon bucket when I do an oil change on mine.


TheGirthy1

This might be my new favorite video


diggyou

She drank it for sure.


Tasty_Design_8795

A+ just change technique.


Tasty_Design_8795

No one charging for this. Winning.


Paladoc

Ben Lin attempting to change the oil on a Lancer.


Tanntabo

Does anyone have it with sound?


AffectionateQuail598

That oil looks disgusting.


TurboTerbo

![gif](giphy|EyIPL8j0LgYso|downsized) She needs my mans threads….


lilcoomstain420

I'm pleased that there are no comments like ''Damn she lost 20% of her rights''


the_stooge_nugget

Work smart, not hard.... Like legit.