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willdaily

Taco-bout a bad day.


EcstaticCollege29

![gif](giphy|gpmARWm3Pwypq|downsized)


Kellan_OConnor

Oooh. I like this vibe


Geralt-of-Rivia13X

Lettuce be glad it didn't happen to us. But this guy clearly had some beef.


God_Bless_A_Merkin

Not at Taco Bell he didn’t; he’s now legally required to call it only “meat”.


trigazer1

he Pico the wrong guy


Acesofbases

he Boku'd his Pico?


jnthnmdr

Yup. That's why he got beet.


just_nobodys_opinion

Could have bean worse


UnsolicitedDogPics

Sour cream.


toc_bl

At least no one reached for their guac-nine , this Could have been way worse


motherseffinjones

Yup that’s a angry upvote lol


Naked-Jedi

r/happyupvote


Bukas_K

Don't taco bout it, Birria bout it.


Dontbiteitok24

Dude was like cheddar please, better get somewhere…lol


rush87y

Queso this guy tried to steal my chips, right? I've bean so upset.


Existing-Watch8780

Nah just Mild-ly inconvenienced


Puzzleheaded_Day2809

That's nacho taco!


64CarClan

The amount of puns related to Taco Bell and this situation are....I don't even know how to quantify it.....just. WOW. Congrats peeps 👏👏👏 ![gif](giphy|QTAVEex4ANH1pcdg16)


LicensedRealtor

He don’t wanna taco-bout it


Metahec

Bean there, done that.


Djabarca

That guy got Baja blasted to the floor


gomorycut

Never reach for a man's taco


THE_BOKEH_BLOKE

Pretty sure it was his cell phone he was looking at while eating.


gomorycut

you can't eat a phone


WhatAmIADoctor

Well that sounds like a challenge.


Gingersnapperok

Nuh uh. Mama said to stop eatin stuff that makes your mouth bleed.


AnalProtector

Quitter talk


Gingersnapperok

That's why we can't have you to dinner anymore.


Indicus124

You misspelled for


Bone_Wh33l

Fmishid i m usign my sall intestne to tipe thisss


katet_of_19

You wouldn't download a car


bloodyriz

Yes I would.


fishmister7

Ahhh there it is


invisibul

Not with that attitude


JustSomeWeirdGuy2000

That's not my dad. That's a cell phone.


DeafAgileNut

Duh!


stinkiepussie

You can't buy me, hot dog man!


OGbigfoot

Sure you can, just need a blendtec blender. Don't breathe it though.


gerbegerger

think it could be possible to swallow an ipod nano


Tybo929

You wouldn't download a taco...


Existing-Watch8780

He could’ve just told him, it’s Nacho phone!


SupaNJTom8

“Back-Off - Dorito Bro, these are Nacho’s”


Legitimate_Career_44

Pretty sure that was a joke, but yes it was the phone. It's funny to think of someone trying to steal a taco.


DanaWhitesMom

Nah , he went for the taco


arsenal11385

Probably a Doritos loco


Gingy-Breadman

I’m a grilled cheese burrito with potatoes or fries added kinda guy.


WolfCola_Ex

Good call


wheeliehndrx

It was only his phone or the outcome would've been worse! If it was the taco....


D-Broncos

When my sister first moved for college to a new state some my dad visited her and took her out for dinner. Some drunk guy grabbed her steak with his hand and luckily a good patron bounced the guy out of the restaurant and the owner gave them a new steak and didn’t charge a dollar for the meal.


isoforp

The guy in this video was trying to steal the phone.


D-Broncos

lol I thought it was a taco


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D-Broncos

Unless you’re on drugs or alcohol messing with people, kind of the point of my whole comment


scorched-earth-0000

I still liked your story 🥲


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DoscoJones

Never do that on camera


SadAd2653

Coulda choked him out on camera in self-defence and then called the authorities. Repeat step 1 as needed to keep him from escaping.


PregnantNun747

Then wait 40 minutes for the cops to show up, arrest him, and then release him the next day


Stryf3

In an hour*


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Hypnox88

Good way to get arrested and charged with more than self defense. If they are on the ground and you are above them, any attack that can kill someone is no longer self defense.


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Also a great way to ensure a criminal continues committing crimes, since he faced zero repercussions. Shitty situation


ehxy

I'd claim self defense heat of the moment fear of being in danger because my first reaction was grab them by the neck and smash their face into the corner of the counter


WarCrimeWhoopsies

“He reached for his waistband and I feared for my life in that moment, so tore his throat out with my bare hands.” The judge: Say no more. Bailiffs, send this man home in an Uber X, and give him a voucher for McDonald’s.


banzai26

What are you talking about?


coveredwithticks

Lighten up, Francis.


michigangonzodude

Not in my state. Allowed to whack until not moving. Arizona. Fun fact: Someone threatens you HERE with bodily harm? Legally fine to empty ye Olde magazine into their face. Your honor, I was in fear for my life. No firearm license required. Concealed or not.


Hypnox88

Just checked your laws, which I might add it seems you should, you aren't allow to use deadly force unless they keep attacking you. If you are hovering over them and not giving them a chance to flea or otherwise "disengage" you are not clear to use deadly force.


Sea_Tension_9359

No Arizona jury will convict you for defending yourself. It’s very much a part of Arizona’s Wild West culture. The threat needs to be real and apparent but anyone that tries to enter your home or vehicle or brandishes a weapon at you in a manner a reasonable person would determine to be menacing you can defend yourself with deadly force with little to no chance of any DA prosecuting. Just don’t be the aggressor and don’t go looking for it and you will not be charged


cthuwu-isgay

They are defenseless on the ground. It is no longer self defense. Its now aggravated assault or 3rd degree murder. Essentially you are shooting someone who is on the ground unarmed if you curb stomp someone. And shooting someone in the back is almost a 100% conviction of wrongful use of firearms


WarCrimeWhoopsies

The self defence laws in some parts of the US are one of the most based things about the country IMO. Too many countries put law abiding citizens on the back foot and end up endangering them.


michigangonzodude

Too many areas rely on law enforcement to arrive in minutes when seconds count...


WarCrimeWhoopsies

Exactly. It’s fucking bullshit.


michigangonzodude

Yup I used to be on another app that focused on neighborhoods Someone posted from their ring camera....showed a dude checking car doors in their driveway .. Definitely a semi auto open carry on his belt. Creepy Because the asshole KNOWS


spiderplex

One shot stops 'em -- 6 shots eliminate the threat


_regionrat

I don't know, pretty happy I didn't just watch a snuff film, all things considered


LazyOldCat

Yes, but no. Should have broke his arm/wrist/fingers on the way down.


cthuwu-isgay

Ah yes a person who thinks they are allowed to kill at any chance someone touches them


vaporoptics

You mean murder him? How about just kick his ass and avoid a potential manslaughter charge?


Ghoulse1845

There’s seriously something wrong with you, that guy dealt with the situation perfectly fine. Please go see a therapist if you genuinely think murder is an appropriate response to someone trying to steal your phone.


RandyLahey131

That's pretty fucked up dude. A stolen phone is not a big enough deal to murder or cause brain damage. You should probably see a therapist or something. That dude stealing a phone is better than a psychopath that will murder someone over a phone.


joshimax

Thief: tries to steal a taco You: murders someone. You’re part of the problem champ.


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manIDKbruh

You getting ass-pounded in jail over a taco: “At least I keep it real!”


alcormsu

When keeping it real goes wrong


bohemian_yota

New boot goofin on his face


sageritz

“I don’t like people playing on my phone!”


Accurate-System7951

It's his phone, smart guy.


WarCrimeWhoopsies

You getting ass-pounded by this criminal 2 days later: “Why do they keep doing this stuff!? Why me!?”


Omeirawana

“Your honor it wasn’t just a taco! It was a Taco from Taco Bell!”


sopabe6197

> If it would have been me he would have a chair pounded on him a few times!! No you wouldn't. You talk shit from a cell phone.


Easy101

Also they would definitely sit by the door and not expect to be assaulted over a taco like anyone else.


rixilef

Nevwr sit by the door? What crazy country is this? It must be hard to live in so much fear.


seanroberts196

It's one full of FREEDOM !!


TheRakkmanBitch

![gif](giphy|yTVe3xfjFyLIY)


Chomp3y

>Never sit by the door. Never dress that way.


-banned-

Dude won that fight but doesn’t want to be stabbed in retribution. Pretty fucked up


909Cut

I HOPE that boy learned that day.


Clerical_Errors

Just how to be a better thief


korbentherhino

Ya he decided if you really want to be a thief you have to climb the corporate ladder.


Clerical_Errors

Politics seem to be popular with that sort since, well, forever


turboninja3011

“boy”… This “boy” gonna stab someone without a second though for $20


BigNunu69

wanna be innocent boy


ijuswannabehappybro

I’m sorta stunned he just walks out after. That was so dissatisfying.


gotee

There isn’t always a satisfying outcome, unfortunately. At least the guy trying to eat his Taco Bell didn’t end up lying in a pool of his own blood — best case his bathroom break later will be more intense than his encounter with this guy. I always try to face entrances and exits in restaurants just instinctively now and while it doesn’t stop crazy at least maybe you’ll have a few more seconds to react.


Different_Ad9336

Narrator: “It was clear that common street trash man did indeed not learn a lesson that day.“


Omeirawana

Gonna show this to my fam, in case they try to take a sip of my Baja blast.


DirtyDoog

Sip my baja, catch a blast


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PickANameThisIsTaken

Have you ever seen someone credit the original source on Reddit, or anywhere?


Arawn_Lucifer

But there's nothing wrong pointing out thieves, phone or content.


PickANameThisIsTaken

Sometimes I wonder if anyone knows where the originals are to so much of the nonsense reposted across social media every day The thieves in this case stole from Taco Bell, so I’m a bit ambivalent. Whoever recorded the security footage and posted it also stole it. But maybe TB is making money from the original so they should copyright strike it Wouldn’t it be fun if Reddit allowed copyright striking on stuff like this. Maybe we should go around reporting everything we don’t think is OC?


Crymson831

OP credited Taco Bell.


Meatier_Meteor

Content stealing? Do you think taco bell gets paid for this video?


whitestone0

This must be the guy that leaked the footage. He can't get on Oprah if you steal his content!


thefrogwhisperer341

Bro relax lol


AzuxirenLeadGuy

He needs a taco


thefrogwhisperer341

All it costs is one body slam, and they say there’s inflation


theboss555

Ya call taco bell up first next time


TrueKNite

- Source: Taco Bell's security camera's


h2oskid3

It's his video. OP owns Taco Bell.


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ScaryTerry069313

So many people dress like gang bangers and turn out to be pussies.


shmiddleedee

That guy is dressed like he's homeless. Definitely no gang banger swag.


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AaronTuplin

*Attenborough voice* Here we see the American thief approaching his victim from the known blindspots. The presumed victim, revealing itself to be a camouflaged predator is unshaken by the attempted robbery and clamps onto the thief. Dragging him into the river. The thief narrowly manages to escape his grasp before it initiated the death roll. The thief, now defeated, slinks off to rob another day. The victor watches hesitantly and resumes grazing.


The_Cozy_Burrito

Lowlife trash


CryptographerShot296

Finance Bro wasn't having it.


KenBoCole

Finance Bro does two things, finance and gym


zulubowie

He’s nacho friend.


BlacksmithLoud3662

Always keep your back to the wall


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Familiar-Suspect

Pete Buttigieg showed so much restraint


tgunn_shreds

Put him in that Crunchwrap and he tapped.


TrackLabs

I know these people arent very bright, but wtf was the plan here lol


acrow6

grab his phone while distracted eating and then run out the door that was close by.


jerik22

Strange…


frizouw

I am so curious to know what happened in his brain, it was so instant, see a phone -> try to steal.


Broad-Ad8489

Lame thief punk


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SpaceChatter

I would have held him down and called the cops. You know he was about to go out and do that shit again.


Nebula15

Personal safety is top priority. If the guy is gonna leave you alone, that’s the best option. Call the cops after, show them the video and let them handle it.


DangerDiGi

Local grocery store in my home town. A guy was getting lotto tickets when a thug came in and tried to steal his wallet / phone that was in his cart next to him. The guy was able to grab the thugs hoodie and yank him to the ground, but instead of holding him there for the cops to come, he let the thug go back out the door. 5 minutes later the thug waltz back in with a pistol and shot the guy, took his wallet and phone anyway and left. Police did end up catching the thug but only after he shot at 3 other people. Unfortunately the guy passed away but nobody else was hurt. It was big news for a quiet town. So if I'm ever in this situation you bet I'll sit on that dude until cops show up, cause I ain't gonna let him go get a weapon, or backup, or hurt anyone else.


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Hermanvicious

This is America


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stifferthanstiffler

Had a buddy that used to say "everyone's tough until you rub a chair across their lips".


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MarcoVinicius

He wasn’t stealing his taco, it’s his white phone. You can see it get dropped on the floor during the struggle.


KnowledgeGuilty

“That’s my phone! I don’t know you!”


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SpaceChatter

I would have held him down and called the cops. You know he was about to go out and do that shit again.


Mattfrye87

Yo quiero your phone and wallet mufucka! 🤣


Powderedmilo

Well well well well


herpitty_derp

u/kyomeetch


TheFightingQuaker

Robbery is a felony almost always. In my state, you can make a citizen's arrest when you witness a felony. White shirt could have held him there until the cops arrived, and would most definitely not face any legal consequences.


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Prestigious_Nerve_76

Another reason not to sit next to the entrance. Was at a shop ordering food once. The shops front entrance was next to the cash register and top jar. A guy opened the door, grabbed the tip jar and ran. Quickety slip.


TheHuffNPuffN

Crunch wrapped and slammed


Undertalelover-

Bro was not having it, he threw him to the ground like beef jerky.


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DirtyThirtyDrifter

At least tag OP, he’s a Redditor. https://www.reddit.com/r/bjj/s/02lnVQQObO


arm_hula

Picked the wrong nerd today bro.


Samurai-Pooh-Bear

Nice control skills! Man has some training!


Own_Protection_4655

To bad he didn't shoot the animal


Business-Ranger4510

Im not gonna say but I would had fuck this kid up , if I caught him grabbing my phone , but chances are he would yeeet it form me and run too fast … my fat ass can’t handle that , you win kid !


Alert_Outside430

And the criminal just walks away without anybody stopping him or beating him up


X7koolaid7x

Typical suspect


mpython1701

Was this in Westwood?


BarredBartender

SWEEP THA LEG!!


Top-Chocolate-321

I'd fight someone over a burrito too


Freewheelinrocknroll

Nicer than I would have been..


iiNexility

Bystander effect in action


l0udninja

Good reason not to zone out on your phone in public.


Index_2080

A succulent mexican meal?


mikedidathing

Might've ruined his meal, but someone definitely ate it.


JustSomeWeirdGuy2000

Gave that guy a free knuckle sandwich for lunch.


IsThisAir-Ram1500

Was he going after the phone or the tacos?


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Mattfrye87

Run for the border. To a place with to extradition treaty. 🤣


Eightbitninja253

This nacho phone.


Acceptable-Diamond-9

Imagine fighting over a trip to the bathroom.