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Uncle_Icky

What in the Okeechobee Florida is going on here?!?!


Lost_Minds_Think

![gif](giphy|rTIXh5JftLoic)


Motiv8-2-Gr8

I needed this! So accurate of this damn country


throwaway92715

I mean, I live in Portland. I don't see any of that shit. We get tweakers fighting in front of a 7/11 instead.


ItsSUCHaLongStory

It’s because it’s too cold there for the shirtlessness and sunburns.


KIM_SCHLONG_IL

It was 103 here today!


Mike_penceVP

![gif](giphy|Mpobm1MNPBR7i|downsized) On my way to Portland then


cjrjedi

And yesterday, and tomorrow... People don't realize PDX gets hot in the summer. 116 a couple years back .. an anomaly, but still


No-Year3423

Excuse you? It's a Plaid Pantry, get it right lol


PoorPauly

![gif](giphy|uKwa2KiBA0rTy)


catheterhero

What in the White Trash Riviera is going here?


ItsSUCHaLongStory

Did someone just say Nice, California?


catheterhero

I’ve only heard the beaches on Floridas Panhandle be referred to as the White Trash Riviera. But I’m certain that has to be one on the west coast.


HoldenCoffinz

There's an actual town named Riviera Beach in Florida just off the ocean too, but living there was sketchy AF with dealers just openly dealing out of their cars parked on the street and people sneaking into anything we left open even for a minute, like you'd come around the corner and scare someone from your own property, lol. 10/10 would not recommend


Uranus_Hz

Guy was losing a fistfight so he tried to escalate it and got beat even worse.


arrynyo

Buddy's left hook is dangerous 🤣🤣


Independent-Low133

Except he did punch the truck 😆


arrynyo

He never misses even when he does🤣🤣


Independent-Low133

Dude he punched the truck twice! 🤣 watch it, you can hear it. Heavy hands and so much rage


arrynyo

😂😂😂😂😂 nice clean hits, you love to see it!


revbillygraham53

It's not as dangerous as that mud flap hanging out of his hat. That has some serious mullitude power behind it.


arrynyo

Adds +10 to melee damage and knockback


Unique_Lavishness_21

Guy in orange shorts sucker punched the woman who was on the ground at the end. She was trying to get up, then lights went out. I hope he gets arrested for this. 


Old_Error_509

He also sucker punched a dude trying to break it up at one point. Wtf


NuclearBroliferator

No, he was trying to break it up, and the dude in blue sucker punched him. After that, all bets were off, and he was seeing red. Edit: he was sucker punched twice. First by dude in grey, then guy in blue


justheretolurk123456

She kicked him in the nuts at least once.


gadafgadaf

Yep deserved. One of the first things you see is her kicking the guy in orange in the nuts.


BeleagueredWDW

White trash.


FreakyFerret

"Thugs"


JohnFlufin

“HE’S GETTIN’ A GUN!” “Stop” ^(“he’s gettin’ a gun”) 🤣


Upper-Trip-8857

Came here to quietly say this


Living_Television_61

Can’t tell with the shitty camera man! 😔


SmallBerry3431

I found the TikTok video where, I think, this originated. Lake Lawtowna, Lawton, Oklahoma.


buyingacaruser

Lawton, how am I not surprised.


Mr_Derp___

What in the chicken fried fuck is going on here?


Sensitive-Load-2041

Showed my wife this video (because she hates this juvenile shit), then showed her this comment. She lived in Okeechobee for a few years and just nodded. That's DEFINITELY some Okeechobee shit.


_o0_7

Sunburned muricans.


Jolly-Pound6400

Someone forgot to add raisins to the potato salad?


Informal-Ring3282

Stop… 🤣


enigmaticsince87

Serious question: raisins in potato salad? Is that really a thing??


SviaPathfinder

Highly illegal. A crime committed, allegedly, by a white person in the past and the entire race is now banned from bringing potato salad to the cookout.


Silly-Swimmer-8324

😭😭😭


Fiendish_Jetsanna

My mom would put raisins in meatloaf. It was the 1970s.


iFlyskyguy

Raisins are just barely tolerable on their own. Add em to something awesome and they bring down the awesome. They should be grateful we let them exist


JohnFlufin

>They should be grateful we let them exist Raisins or the people who think they’re an ingredient?


justforhits

Bofa


Crymson831

Raisins are amazing and they don't deserve this hate... Just not in potato salad or meatloaf.


xamitlu

I love raisin bran crunch.


Kkimp1955

Cole slaw


HeckItsDrowsyFrog

Serious question: raisins in cole slaw? Is that really a thing??


JeezieB

I enjoy dried cranberries in coleslaw. Not sure how I feel about raisins though.


AngryCustomerService

Cranberries and walnuts if eaten as a side dish. If it's eaten on BBQ then skip the cranberries and walnuts.


Foreign-Guidance-292

Yup that and four cheese kale dip. They are staples at many parties where white claw is served. It’s crazy because no one eats it or knows who brought it. It just appears on the table.


Ordinary_Support_426

I’ve never seen beachwear so landlocked


bobisinthehouse

Bet he's got a Salt Life sticker on the back window of the truck!!


somefunmaths

Someone needs to tell them “salt” refers to saltwater. Then wait like 30 seconds as they try to understand what that means, and then finally explain to them that the lake they go to is freshwater.


jtshinn

I don’t think that’s going to land.


Inedible-denim

Yoooooo 😂😂😂 there's a concerning number of people here in **Oklahoma** who have them damn stickers on their lifted trucks and I crack up every time


djeeetyet

for the longest time i thought it was a Christian thing (salt of the earth) but then i realized it’s just a beach life thing


endgame217

Your comment is why I kept scrolling. Thank you


catharsisdusk

Old man deserves every lick he gets. Especially if he thinks his ego is worth more than human life.


HelpfulAd26

Everyone: LICK HIM!


Generalnussiance

r/WITTIL


quebexer

He never grabbed a gun, just because the camera man said that, doesn't mean it's true.


catharsisdusk

So, what was he running to the back of his car for? A can of beer? Maybe some sunscreen. Didn't seem like he was running for cover, or to grab anything in an unhurried manner. So tell me, what do you think this man was in such a hurry to get out of the back of his truck during a group dispute?


somefunmaths

“Hold on guys, I actually have a signed Kidd Rock CD back here. That will make all of this better!”


NovemberComingFire

There’s gonna be two hits. Me hitting you, and Kid Rock’s Bawitdaba playing in the background.


CptKammyJay

You guys got that queued up, right?


DarthSpiderDad

There’s no way that crowd knows the word ‘queue’.


ssrowavay

[I hate to tell you...](https://dictionary.cambridge.org/us/dictionary/english/cue-up)


DarthSpiderDad

Right on cue.


ItsSUCHaLongStory

Just made me gut laugh, thank you kind stranger


gunandtruck

I would be going for my inhaler before a fight if possible.


fuggit_Im_tired

Made me snort-laugh.


marsfromwow

He made it into his car and back out and still didn’t have a gun. What’s even more against “he went for a gun” is the fact that he went to his back seat. Who keeps their handgun in a back seat and not a glove box, center console, under the front seat, or quite literally anywhere you can grab it from the seat your in most of the time? Don’t get me wrong, gun violence is too prolific and people resort to them too quickly, but I really don’t see how that’s the case here.


Alternative_Dot8184

It's one of many perfect examples why ubiquitous guns are a bad idea, everyone is assuming hat everyone is getting guns out of their cars all of the time, while in reality he was just checking if it's already trump election day 


Ulysses1126

Perhaps a comically large sword. You cannot assume the title is correct just because it seems to be correct at the start of the video. With the limited context we have we have no idea if the guy was truly going for a gun. Potentially yes? Probably even? Sure. But the to be fair, we don’t know.


Loud-Log9098

We don't see any guns. Could have gone for a wide assortment of weapons. Bats guns knives... Chainsaw


FireCal

I knocked a huge dude out once who pulled back a bottle of wine like he was going to swing it at me. When he got up a minute or two later, he shot straight for his truck. Someone yelled "he's getting a gun!", so I immediately hightailed it down the road. I didn't know but just a few people there & didn't know if I'd have any help, so I figured it was for the best. They later told me he actually grabbed a tobacco knife, which can do a lot of damage as well. When someone runs to the truck mid-fight & it's not to leave, they're getting or looking for a weapon.


Capt_Killer

Here is the problem with your theory. He entered the truck and then exited the truck on his own. He wasnt dragged out, he wasnt forced out. He came out on his own. If his intent was to grab a gun, then he would have had a gun in his hand when he exited. Unless he grabbed said gun and then changed his mind. It could have been anything. So yea, the guy you are replying to is correct. Just because the camera man said that, doesn't mean it's true. He was making an assumption, just the same are you are.


ValhallaSpectre

You think that dude is going to the back seat of their truck with that gate for a Tupperware container of potato salad or something? I’ve been in enough scuffles to know that guy was going for a weapon, even if it wasn’t a gun specifically.


JoJackthewonderskunk

Was probably trying to grab his tire iron and forgot he needed a screwdriver to get at it


HuckDab

I think he went for a gun and had a sudden realization that it wasn't a good idea. Walking away with just an ass whoopin was the best possible outcome for him in that situation.


ItsSUCHaLongStory

Yes. It’s the potato salad that *does* have the raisins in it. It will save the day.


TruthHurtsYouBadly13

Yeah everyone runs to their trucks back door in the middle of a fight to get 20 bucks to say "im sorry i was wrong, lets make amends."


Gloveofdoom

He never grabbed a gun but that girl in the bikini at the very end of the video was definitely bringing one to the party.


BlacksmithLoud3662

![gif](giphy|T7fU0RWWhWpYk)


itchy_008

South America, take it away!!!


trinicron

No no. Esta cerrado. No señor hoy no. Gracias.


somefunmaths

Hey guys, I speak Spanish, and this guy said “Thank you, and we happily accept this most generous gift of ‘esos gringos locos’”, which is a phrase which roughly translates to “those distinguished gentlemen”. Seems like they’re really excited about taking Florida, maybe we should offer Mississippi or something, too?


ItsSUCHaLongStory

Alabama, at LEAST. It’s just the kind thing to do.


vault_wanderer

Oh por dios. NO!!


MeasureTheCrater

My favorite part of that clip has always been how Bugs thrusts his arms up in celebration at the very end.


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Jolly-Pound6400

God's waiting room.


drizzkek

Anyone actually see a weapon? He went in the truck looks like came out empty handed. I’d say it’s reasonable to suspect they’d be going for a “strap” but he sure got his ass whooped no questions asked, so I’m guessing there’s a lot more to the story.


NickCageDualWielding

Not sure its a gun. When he gets pinned against the truck he drops it and the lady in the white tee almost steps on it. EDIT: its a flip flop


LtDouble-Yefreitor

Pretty sure that's his shoe/sandal/flip-flop. Whatever you wanna call it.


GoombahTucc

Chancla.


laureninsanity

It's definitely la chancla.


IncredulousPatriot

From what I’ve heard a mother with a chancla is possibly more dangerous than a guy with a gun.


laureninsanity

Confirmed: Texas citizen. I've seen chanclas raised in the air and swung at maximum speed of 160mph...at Walmart parking lot once or twice here. 🤷‍♀️ Do NOT interfere either.


that1sluttycelebrity

We call it a thong in Australia. Or double pluggers.


Mydogsdad

I gotta admit: when I read “double pluggers” the last thing I’m thinking is footwear. Cheers!


WasterDave

Shoe came off, he dead?


Unhappy_Concept237

Only one shoe. Medically he’s mostly dead. A tad bit beyond sort of dead but not quite to the all dead stage.


Remote_Swim_8485

That’s his flip flop


Thrillhouse2024

Isn’t that the logic police use when they feel “threatened”? “He went into his vehicle, we couldn’t see his hands or know his intentions so we had to use deadly force.” Can civilians not use the same logic?


hotelpopcornceiling

They can, they just won't get paid leave from work.


Tugonmynugz

Depends on what type of lawyer you have


nbaumg

I’m thinking he heard himself get called out, had some hesitation, then got choked out Maybe embarrassment to use one in a fist fight. Maybe realization that a gun is going too far, idk, but I’m glad he had that hesitation


A_Vicious_T_Rex

He could have also had every intention of grabbing it, but forgot it was somewhere else so came back empty handed


Jerrygarciasnipple

He was going for SOMETHING. 3 scenarios: 1. Probably had his gun in a case and couldn’t get to it in time. 2. Had some sort of weapon he kept in the back seat that got moved/wasn’t there. 3. Heard the guy screaming he had a gun. He was going for a gun or weapon, realized the cameras were rolling and wasn’t worth catching a charge. Or some hearty mixture of the above scenarios. I say this with no context as a redditor from my couch. Take this with a grain of salt. He wasn’t going in there for his asthma inhaler or to escape the fight, I can tell you that for sure.


PleaseAddSpectres

I want to believe he went in there, took a sip of his water bottle and came back out refreshed and ready to get clocked


BadAngler

Yep. He comes out empty handed.


spottyottydopalicius

so what am i honestly supposed to do in this instance if i think someone is going for their gun to kill me?


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Farknart

MAGA Nation!


Vibriobactin

Those red hats are so handy….you can instantly pick out the crazy ass trumptard from a crowd


KDogBrew

r/idiocracy


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Inattuhwankat

That was Mr Orange Shorts who delivered the blow, I think. That guy was hitting *everydamnbody*.


spadler181

Mr orange shorts was doing a lot of pushing until he could sneak a cheap shot in.


Dak_Jam

The lady even caught one!


Inattuhwankat

Damn right she did! Mr O.S. was outta control. I’m surprised he didn’t get a stompin’. Yee fucking Haw!


Lanky_Republic_2102

Orange shorts was part of the sunburned clan. You don’t want to mess with them after they’ve been out on the lake all day, liquored up, dehydrated, with first degree burns on 100% of their exposed skin.


darvidkarboata

But she was sitting on the ground. OS man could have delivered a fatal blow. Sun burn aside you can’t go around smacking women about.


Lanky_Republic_2102

Oh, I totally agree, there’s no way to justify any of this. OS is a menace, I bet he’s got priors and that’s not the first time he’s hit a woman. I think mullet man with the tattoos who looks like Jake the Snake is his dad, but what do I know.


NovelLaw75

In the longer vid, orange shorts is the one that starts the whole thing. Lol


Inattuhwankat

But where is that longer vid you mentioned?


NovelLaw75

https://www.reddit.com/r/fightporn/s/wQlkAssMN2 He throws a punch in the beginning…I mean shit seemed to be going south anyways…lol


Inattuhwankat

Get out! Mr Orange “Agent Provocateur” Shorts. This guy is just wracking them up!


Catfish_Mudcat

Am I crazy or did Mr Orange Shorts strike the fuck out of a girl sitting on the ground at 0:43?


Inattuhwankat

Oh no. He sure did. And no one did shit about it, either.


CalliopePenelope

Not enough clothing in that group for that amount of body mass 😖


-The-Moon-Presence-

Or brain cells for that matter.


Blakelock82

These MAGA hicks are nothin' but punks. Sissified. So quick to pick up a gun. Scared to take an ass-whippin'.


Takeurvitamins

You win some, you lose some. But you live….you live to fight another day


TruthHurtsYouBadly13

Maga and idiot are interchangeable words.


BleachedWombat

I would really to get some context for what is going on here!


Typical-Annual-3555

Drunk rednecks being drunk rednecks. You don't need more context than that.


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Electronic_Agent_235

Pfft, white claw? Boy, that's Coors and Jose quervo iffin I ever seen it..


Lasvious

Fireball probably at least a few half gallons and several buckets of shooters. It’s freaking 2024


sonicsludge

Hmmm happens to every race weather it be Hennessy, sake, tequila, ouzo, or a nice red wine.


ElectronicTrade7039

I love seeing Trump supporters do their thing.


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mana191

I am assuming same person from the first two seconds


Darth-Hipster

I think he was bluffing and got KO’d as a result. This shit was funny no need for race or politics to be mentioned.


Aviyan

I'm going to get banned for this but where are the people who used to comment on r/publicfreakouts post whenever it was black people fighting?


Foreign-Guidance-292

They only comment on those posts because it makes them feel better about their own disenfranchised lives they live. When they see posts like this it’s like looking in the mirror.


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buggerssss

What in the maga


AdAdorable3516

If there were any justice in this world he would have run to his truck and grabbed sunscreen and a T-shirt.


KickstandSF

What gun?


Wonderful_Key770

These Trump rallies are getting wild.


PeachesMcJingles

Ok but why did the dude in the orange shorts get one last hit in and knock that lady out at the last second?! WTF man.


Jaythepatsfan

Thugs. All of em. Where are the fathers?


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EcstaticCollege29

This is what I think of when someone online says "I'm from Florida".


Sc00ter7622

Once upon a time in Florida...


Nickelsass

Salt Life isn’t for all


circleofnerds

Is this a Proud Boys rally or a Patriot Front BBQ? It’s hard to tell. They all look alike.


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Mother_Focus_9569

The world needs more Trailer Park Boys gunfights, where no one ever actually gets shot except for the dumb guy who routinely shoots himself by accident.


Nug8aZombie

"I just usually aim above their heads" Bubbles


cars10gelbmesser

Yeah. Where was the good guy with a gun?


Immediate_Thought656

For sure. Couple of dead innocent bystanders…what’s not to love? /s


MexysSidequests

Goddam I love Florida


xXWickedSmatXx

Monkeys


ChadOfDoom

That’s kinda fucked up to monkeys ngl


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$80,000 truck and a 2 cent brain


MonsieurFubar

And all he wanted to get was a dildo!


AdorableConfidence16

![gif](giphy|j2HWOQyM7fyKPIBJHJ|downsized)


zxcvrico

Lifted trucks, board shorts, all white people with southern accents. Must be Florida.


pcPRINCIPLElilBITCH

Odd no mention of race in the comments 🤔


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noizblud

Why is everyone almost naked?! 😨


Wrong_Truth7719

Primitive savages


thekarman1

Trump rallies are getting weirder by the day.


King_Crowley21

I don't know what he went in the truck for but there was no gun in his hand. If you pause it you can see his hand is empty when he gets out


Flowbombahh

When two MAGA don't see 100% eye to eye


rel1800

Good ole redneck on redneck violence. Those thugs will never learn. Bet they rob a corner store next 😂


Curious-Apartment-16

Good times at the Hillbilly Picnic!


nerdmoot

I love hillbilly on hillbilly violence.


Sexdrumsandrock

That last frame was the best part


NaCl7301

2nd amendments rights get 2nd lefts (and third, and 4th, and)


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Ya know i knew watching this video that it had so many signs of Florida written all over it... Then I seen the comments and it was confirmed.


wr_damn_I_suck

Big boy in the black shirt had a plan until her got punched in the face.


NoBullet

That last frame 🙏


Temporary-Yogurt-484

Best part was the very end.


american_peril

I wonder who they voted for..