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r/faketextsorsomeshitidontknowthesub

r/badfaketexts

Yeah that one lmao

r/subsifellfor

...to sell some setup chat as real

r/thathappened or something similar i forgot

Sike,thats the same number

lol this should get 2mil upvotes

Y

"... Can I still *call* you Linda?"

Call me Ligma

Only if you call me Joe

Ligma Balls ! Ahah got'em.

Call me stigma

Fake and fake...

Both equally assholes.

Insofar as neither one exists, yes

Imagine sabotaging your own relationship. You know, if this had actually happened, which it didn't.

If you like Pina coladas

Bingo. My first thought.

That song's great. Everyone is cheating, and it's all smiles and unicorns in the end.

This is just bullshit

Nice fantasy

He fell for the shadow clone jutsu

Funny how this was posted Immediately after the texts were sent

Maybe account for time difference?

Maybe account for bullshit?

I am not even trying fight the fact whether these are real or not, just saying that the argument that comment made was not justified. It's all in good fun dude.

Why would it need to be justified..?

It doesn't, just pointing out the error in the argument, that's it. It's literally evening time where I live.

It’s DOUBLE over.

It’s been a looong time. How have you been?

Reverse breakup

Ha! Got eeeeeeemm