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OzzieGrey

*Gently walks robber out of store* My god.


jew_biscuits

Unexpectedly wholesome. I was expecting him to smash that kid.


iblis_elder

He was just moving him away from the camera.


SnooPeanuts8048

That makes it more wholesome


No-Hope-6801

That makes me feel better about it.


SquareIsBox0697

*Ora ora ora ora ora ora ora in the distance*


Prestigious_Nerve_76

Jojo!!!!!!!!!


Fire_Dracul

XDD


TejanoNinja

šŸ˜‚ fucked his lil ass up off screen


OzzieGrey

Right? I figured he'd grab hin and slam him into the ground. No, real good guy


wolves_hunt_in_packs

"If ur gonna bodyslam an underaged mfer, don't do it on camera."


NervousFrogg

Now THAT would be unexpected


SnooPeanuts8048

Something we can't see can indeed be unexpecting like me being in your drawer


[deleted]

Im literally living in ur walls


SnooPeanuts8048

Our walls


SpartenA-187

Are you by chance '1Ɨ'1.5?


SnooPeanuts8048

If I saw my legs off... Aaaghhh.... Yeah!


InternationalStep924

Wrinkles the clown? That you?


Gear_Tricky

r/unexpected


WaitingToBeTriggered

WINGS OF GLORY


DubThisGamer

FBI OPEN UP


suzanious

"Dave's not here"


Individual_Account21

Out of Context:


Potential-Judgment-9

Tbh kinda disappointed here didnā€™tā€¦


Visible-Bed

Why would he assault his own kid?


L00pback

ā€œNow go outside and come back and try it with some feeling this time.ā€


zeke235

And to his parents, i'm sure.


Looking4Maria

Stuff like this that makes me think that American police can handle crime less violently than they do. A little humanity goes a long way.


LeilaDFW

Youā€™re not throwing your life away on my watch kid.


Ambitioso

Are we sure that the kid wasnā€™t just checking to see if the shop did toy gun repair?


LeilaDFW

Could be, could be


KronosRocks

Probably not.


cmfppl

Are we sure it wasn't just a little person?


[deleted]

It seems like the kid just needed someone to escort him home.


thestuffedones

Or on my watches šŸ¤£


LeilaDFW

I see what you did there. Good one!āŒšļø


TejanoNinja

Nice!


Complete_Lock_6742

This is perfect, and the fact that upvotes are at 420, even more perfect


Zewotwooo

Not on my watch


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Shad_the_memer

"Go to your room, you're grounded"


Squidworth89

https://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/news/public-safety/sd-me-bank-robbery-20171004-story.html


[deleted]

For everyone thinking. No, this is not a rickroll.


SnooPeanuts8048

I wouldn't think that, because there is standing bank robbing there in the URL


jameson8016

Yea, I didn't think it was a Rick roll until they said it wasn't. Then I became suspicious.


CalebS413

[https://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/news/public-safety/sd-me-bank-robbery-20171004-story.html](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ) This one isn't a rickroll either


[deleted]

Trust me, this one is.


Squidworth89

šŸ¤£ no. Teller was my brother. Bank was pissed he didnā€™t just give him money.


soundsdeep

50?


SnooPeanuts8048

"And beat me out of the sight of the camera in his store." "Did you win?" "šŸ˜"


RebelNole

Kept saying ā€œI donā€™t have Time for this kidā€


rooster_saucer

makes you wonder whatā€™s going on in that poor kids life that led him to even try this..


Guess-wutt

The fact he didnā€™t push or refuse the guy when he led him out of the store makes me think this wasnā€™t out of desperation as much as him or his friends just playing too much GTA and thinking that holding up a store is a cool thing to do. If he was doing it out of necessity he likely wouldnā€™t of taken no for an answer.


karkatNubs

Not necessarily true, he probably froze in fear as he realized what he just did. I have a nephew who had some shit going on in his life and he ended up getting taken by police- despite the fact he'd just been throwing rocks at people and trying to run away from home and threatening to kill himself or others he didn't fight the cops at all. The times where video games *do* lead people to do something like this are incredibly rare


Guess-wutt

Take my upvote for actually creating a rational and concise argument! All you salty people who canā€™t take another persons opinion/joke/something that doesnā€™t relate to you in the slightest look! This is how you reply to something you donā€™t agree with *without* starting an argument.


NewDyrath

Claiming that video games cause violent actions will always backfire. Itā€™s an old, but unfortunately still common, argument that has been proven wrong (https://rdcu.be/cWcKa). Itā€™s only natural for people to get agitated.


MistraloysiusMithrax

Just think about WWII. How many people killed each other on all sides. So violent. NONE of those mfers had video games.


JumpNarrow

Books drove them to murder. Books causes murder!


Financial_Nebula

Burning of books*


JumpNarrow

Dr. Suess?


raybreezer

Stop blaming video games for stupid shit like this. I grew up playing those types of games and always knew the difference between gaming and real life. Using video games as the scapegoat is the best way to shift the attention away from gun control, mental health, or poverty, all of which could be factors that led this kid to do this.


KonradWayne

"Even a noob can tell the difference from games and RL Kyle, the graphics are like way better" -teh_pwnerer


[deleted]

Itā€™s easy to find something to blame! what were your parents doing? They let you play GTA when you were 5? Thatā€™s the problem!! Parental control! I didnā€™t let my kids play resident evil until they were 7, ( they are staying in a nice prison) Obviously Iā€™m kidding about my kids. Video games donā€™t make you do things!!


fernoffire

This gets so many upvotes from me!


ukuzonk

Playing GTA doesnā€™t make you want to rob stores wtf


TryingToBeReallyCool

Or he was set up to do it by a parent or other caretaker. Happens more than you'd think sadly. Glad the kid didn't go through with it, hope they get the help they need


Ok-Release-5785

Don't agree at all... tried cause he felt it was the answer... but not every one is about that life


TheMilkyman__

This is the dumbest fucking comment ever, and is based purely on a fucking idiot passing off his assumptions as fact


DrSunnyD

The amount of people thinking that playing video games results in real life behavior. Is crazy, especially for reddit


ByTheOcean123

Could be a gang initiation


UpTheShutFuck96

if this was a gang initiation, he definitely got killed right after this.


anonmymouse

Seriously.. how old even is this kid? He's barely taller than the counter, holy shit.. how on earth did he even get here?


violet5275

Couldā€™ve been someone else telling them to do this


HistoricalAd186

Another sad reality is, when I see adults try it, usually most people in the comments hope for a violent or even deadly repercussion as a response, without even the slightest sentiment regarding what may have lead that person to feel the need to do that.


rakozink

Too many not kid related TV shows. But the most sarcastic answer is too much GTA video games.


L_e_g_i_s

10 bucks says the store owner is a Father


[deleted]

You mean THE father.


E23-4

nah, a father


Ayen_C

OUR father.


Necessary_Two508

Who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name


[deleted]

Thy kingdom come, thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven


LordBigglesworth

Give us this day


kassi1917

Our daily bread


MyBongHitsBack

The gun probably was obviously fake. Might even know the kids parents or older siblings


tomblack1

You spelt 'Good Father' wrong.


[deleted]

At least he tried


kimrindim

Well...... Yeah


eddie1975

ā€œYou fail all the robberies you donā€™t attempt.ā€ -Miguel JordĆ£o


FreeSoulSeeker

There was an attempt to be taken seriously


Rambors1

Just a kid, and the gun may have been fake. Either way I think the store owner just didnā€™t want the kid to ruin their life.


DeepFriedPlastic

You're not that guy pal trust me you're not that guy


knowledgebass

I love that meme. šŸ˜…


DanieloCheerios

Bro could NOT give LESS of a fuck wow


Hot-Butterscotch-902

What is for sale here?


Hmmmm_-

Looks like watches based on all the clocks on the wall.


Drug_Inas

What time is it?


JetBlack86

It's time to stop! (probably what he said)


killerk14

Life lessons


Significant-Sell-988

Yo!šŸ˜‚ (Yeah I know)


oddiseeus

Second chances.


SuperNerdDad

This is kinda wholesome tbh. In some places that kid would be dead.


mize68

Do or do not there is no try...Master Yoda


PositiveLeather327

Counter dude showed restraint, I would have given that kid a smack to the head just out of principal and then probably would have gotten sent to jail.


okfnjesse

Man I was afraid I was about to see this guy smash that kids head into the wall immediately


Rufus-Scipio

Does Self defense argument work against a literal child


KingofUlster42

Yes if heā€™s pulled a gun on you lmao


SpartenA-187

Threats a threat even if it's a scared child, sad but true this is why restraint and caution is a thing that you have to take into consideration when dealing with ANY armed individual


goblinwang

awesome


Minimum-Laugh-8887

Get outta here you little scamp. (Ruffles hair)


Sehtamj

is this canada?


LizardQueen1999

šŸ¤£


Tumsey

That's what happens when recruiters ask for a 10 year experience to fresh graduates...


ch3ck18

He didn't even take the gun away from the kid. Seems he was forced to do the robbery by an adult.


Unrelenting_Force

Are we sure he was attempting to rob the place? It didnā€™t look like it. The kid put the gun on the counter. Thereā€™s no audio. For all we know the kid asked the guy if he wants to buy a gun. Then the guy could have said show it to me, then said no, escorted him out. Also it could be only a BB gun. Still dangerous because he could be shot by police or someone else if they see it and he doesnā€™t drop it when ordered to but nevertheless my point that we donā€™t know for sure whatā€™s really going on here still stands until someone can prove otherwise with more facts about what happened.


Minimum_Attitude6707

This passed my mind too. A scenario is that they know each other and the kid brought the gun to show it off "Hey Uncle, look what I found in my dad's closet!" kind of thing. Anything is plausible, including the first assumption that this was a wholesome reaction to a robbery. I'd love to see a source article


Unrelenting_Force

Exactly. What I don't understand is why he let the kid keep the gun? Shouldn't he have taken it from him? I know it's dangerous to attempt but he's close enough to him, can easily overpower him, and it's also dangerous to let a child walk away in possession of a gun.


mmmushTek

Without context itā€™s hard to know whatā€™s going on. The way he sets it down maybe he was asking you trade the pistol for something the guy was selling and when the guy saw it he ended the conversation.


coke_nosebleed

That kid just got a second chance at lifeā€¦


Matoeter

Iā€™m left with to many questionsā€¦


inumba12

I think that dude was trying to do that kid a solid and save him from his life spiraling. Some compassion and a good talk might be what this kid needs


InformationNo2529

Owner: Itā€™s going to cost you $999. Kid: How about free99? *shows gun*


[deleted]

Are those clocks on the wall because there's like 10 of them


LaTommysfan

He learned his lesson, next time heā€™ll have the gun out before he goes into the store


DonTorreZ

ā€œGood good, now letā€™s try again but more aggressive this timeā€


Grouchy-Replacement7

wasn't even threatened he was disappointed šŸ˜‚


123456sem

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


[deleted]

Was that a little kid!?!?!! WTF!?


InterestPuzzled7963

"With all due respect, pls leave the store"


CallMeRoy37

Bless his heart.


WalkingParadox977

Dude was like come with me we're gonna tell your mother about this


Late-Ease-4038

Bro walked him off the premises šŸ’€


Heartress123

Kid didn't even hold the gun right. Both knew they didn't wanna hurt the other. Big guy took mercy on him.


Keone_710

He's like "God damn it Mowgli, Take ur ass home before ur mom kicks both of our asses!"


Feverant

I thought he was the robber and the kid was an old lady store owner until I read the comments.


pixeltweaker

Ok, letā€™s go before I call you mother.


Lopsided_Boss4802

Is.. is that a child


xChino420x

He wasnā€™t that Guy


hilarypcraw

Is he/she 6


Twillix13

Hard to tell my guess is around 8-14 y.o


wolski22

Do you think he has an automation set up to turn off the lights when heā€™s not behind the counter?


[deleted]

If ā€˜boy byeā€™ was a person.


KevInvest

"You're in the wrong store, son."


Adept_Investigator29

Only Canadians are this polite.


FRakanazz

that's probably some fake gun because i don't think anybody would be that chill next to someone with a gun no matter the age


Abacar42

"You see that shop over there?"


mymycojourney

Alright little feller, let's just head home now, okay? See you next time.


noodlepooper

Watched expecting it was a midget but realized it was just some dumb kid.


Chiefydawg1

Looks like the kid is trying to trade it at a pawn shop or something


SoggyLightSwitch

Holy shit that has to kill your confidence in life never the same after that haha


triforce361

You can usually tell if someoneā€™s gonna shoot you. Kid was so scared he just slid the gun up the counter barely holding it up.


G_Unit_Solider

I canā€™t have your blood on my hands. No seriously I have a lot of fake velvet hands to show case my watches.


Duryeric

He probably knew the kid.


Dreighen

I said bring me some GUM from home son! Take this shit back home and grab a few Qtips from the bathroom!!


Izzyz86

He directed him to heā€™s competition


jimmyconnors84

Kid: I'm robbing you Cashier: no Kid: ok


dradnation

Who else high as rn ?


TheLastPasta

Now imagine what a cop would have done. Guy's savage.


HereComesBullet68

just learning the ropes what's the big deal?


ScaryTerry069313

He said ā€œbankā€™s over thereā€.


aenflex

Good god was that a child?


Enderswolf

Unripened Adult.


RFoutput

He tossed the kid into the oncoming traffic


ClownfishSoup

I hope he took the gun off the kid after escorting him out.


sardonically-amused

Is that a child?


boodlebob

Guess thatā€™s the normalest day for the fella


mistern0vember

Now, where is your Mother?!


NoGarbageAllowed

HOLY SHIT, that guy is amazing!


Agreeable_Winter737

Boy: "You fix stuff here?" Guy behind the counter: "Yes, we repair watches, clocks and stuff. How can I help you?" Boy: "Can you fix this?" Pulls out the gun. Guy behind the counter: "Ah, no. Sorry. But let me show you where the gun repair shop is."


green5275

What an absolute fucking GigachadšŸ˜®ā€šŸ’ØšŸ¤£


HarmonyTheConfuzzled

I really hope that kid is alright. What kind of home life do you have to have to think thatā€™s ok?


happyh3llhound7

When your "100% OFF" coupon is expired.


okayestuser

is that a kid?


Apeiron_8

This makes me so sad


kajones57

Desperation getting younger


Dwolfin

Kids with guns, kids with guns. Easy does it, easy does it, they got something to say no to.


Cloclover_98

I WANNA KNOW WHAT HAPPENED, WAS IT EYE OPINING FOR THE KID? DID THAT MAN SAVE HIS SINNER SOUL?


[deleted]

Bro was like "cmon lets go find your mom"


Existing_Leading_482

Guess you can say that robbery would be a wase of time šŸ˜


[deleted]

Stay in school, kid


Proper_Living_2498

"Nah u doing it wrong, lets start over"


VSM1951AG

Iā€™m assuming it was a toy gun. If not, dude would have taken the gun immediately.


ColMustard513

Shoot that little shit. Consequences.


Tzitzifiogkos420

He did his best


Froggy_Pants445

Woah, there! Minimum age to rob stores is 14


vVgimmefronchgooseVv

That is a bit depressing


London__Lad

'Come back when you're 18, son.'


-_Cyclops_-

Store keeper: "is that a gun? I'm going to have to ask you to leave." Would be thief: "Oh, well ok then"


I_exist_becuase_yes_

He sets it on the table lmao


Practical-Ordinary-6

It was a jockey. His horse was outside.


[deleted]

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Longjumping_Algae_45

Kids was at least a gentleman about it. Kid: here is my gun. Kindly feel like your life is on the line and give me all the things that sparkle here kind sir. Him: come here let me talk to your parents real quick


Define_Denis

Thatā€™s just really sad.


Zayashi-

r/kidsarefuckingstupud r/unexpected


[deleted]

Looks like kid was trying to pawn a gun.


-Elli0t

Thanks for robbing, let me walk you out.


Sinistre_Dei

"Come on kid, next time do like we practiced and pistol whip me a bit"


mo_oechy

did you guys hear the story of the cashier that calmly walked an armed robber out of the store