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MrMisterMagoo

Hi Szweetie, it's your secret admirer.


Schooler420

Oh, hey Ralph.


WalkGood

He wanted her mole.


TacoLvR-

Him and Johnny fucked her at the same time. They didn’t even know it.


fast_fatty39

Fucked who? What?


Orangered99

Is that all you deadbeats do over here is talk about cooze?


WalkGood

Did she?


Cody_2_is_Down

They weren’t even in the same town. John was in Wes Cawell and Ralph was in Newark.


Sexy-Froyo9027

WEST. CALDWELL.


nuclearbomb123

Ralph flirted with Ginny?


Silver_Fact_3218

No more weight remarks


BathedInDeepFog

They're hurtful


BrigStandWatie

& destructive


freeyewneek

To me… she’s beautiful.


Rebeldinho

He wants to fuck her?


Alerion23

She is rubenesque


MrMisterMagoo

Fuck you too, my man!


Alerion23

Me or Ginny? If you grab onto Ginny your hands will disappear


Sexy-Froyo9027

I like a woman you can grab on to something!


leftpointsonly

Hesh, Rubenesque, you’ve been friends for years!


saulgundy

Good thing for me then that your friendship don't mean oogatz to me!


locustt

You could be friends with Ruben and still never meet


freeyewneek

This Ruben, he clip the hair on ya balls for ya too?


WalkGood

OP been in prison for 30 yrs, eating grilled cheese in a tissue.


Exact-Paramedic2227

I wanted to jack off in manicotti. I compromised, I fucked the radiator .


jdcgonzalez

No more compromises


2NDPLACEWIN

evidently chickentown....


SightWithoutEyes

No half measures. Pimento and cheese?


BathedInDeepFog

Now there's an image.


freeyewneek

He bottoms from the top


Fell_off_my_bike

That animal Blundetto shot Karen's Ziti after 20 years in the can


professorwormb0g

💰 here's some gold.


I_Am_Spaceman_Craig

Sounds hot


SeeingRedNow

There are guys in the can better looking than Ginny


Youre_On_Balon

Discontinue the lithium


JerryCanOpener

Gold


MetaphoricalMouse

nah it’s diamonds…then the pearls


Ha-Ur-Ra-Sa

You oughta know, sweetie!


scottbmaps

What’d you say?! Here, hold this…


MetaphoricalMouse

this delicious snapple that is present in like 47373 scenes in the show


LordPounce

R/thesopranos is a small sub. If Ginny moves in she might tip it over!


2NDPLACEWIN

sub ? ITS A GLORIFIED CREW!!!


JerryCanOpener

Yes!


freeyewneek

And our friend w/ the stomach’s playing shaudstop for da Mets.


RegulMogul

The absolute shame she had being caught eating candy. Addiction is a real bitch, but she loved her man and he loved her. A real beautiful lady.


freeyewneek

Fun fact since we’re being serious… the actress who played Ginny Sac was the only cast member that w/ zero previous acting experience went to a casting call ice cold and got the part. May she rest in peace. Least she didn’t suffa…


oscarloml

this


Sorry_Cricket_6053

I'll always have a soft spot for John between his love for his wife and how heartbroken he was having to leave his daughter's wedding. A real friend of ours.


oscarloml

i agree. johnny sack is a sack of class.


HeistPlays

You think OP is a little weird about women?…


Silver_Fact_3218

Well, he does sit in his laundry room eating Twix and Baby Ruth bars


Grevling89

He was gay, OP?


JapanOfGreenGables

One of his old *compare*s told me he wanted her to rub his dick with a cheese grater.


Cristo_Cannes

I think OP is a 14 year old psychopath, possibly hass the appearance of a Puerto Rican Hoowah taking a dump in the showers….


mikelips

... At least she was when Count Chocula married her.


zapburne

Count Chocula... I never saw it...


Huge-Inspection-6351

I saw that movie, thought it was bullshit


CrazeeEyezKILLER

*I lika woman you can a hold a on to.*


Ariaga_2

Hold on to your cock when you negotiate with Ginny Sack.


freeyewneek

Ginny was mad ripe.


troy12n

Mikey Palmice's old lady was the hottest, not even close


classicjm

Take a midol


nuclearbomb123

Classicjm told me he loved me before he went on his morning jog :(


youwhatmush

I’ve said this since time immemorial. She could make me a marsala and egg noodles any day marone!


funchif13

Makes a good pot of decaf coffee, too


twistedfloyd

Over Ade? Get the fuckouttahere!


Jasranwhit

Ades no wife. She was a smelly valentine until she wernt


Cranstonoid

It's sad when they went so young.


locustt

Until she WENT?


Jasranwhit

Bra- uuun


fast_fatty39

Again with Jojo Palmice?


Human_Step

What about the boy?


PerformanceOdd6771

Are you kidding? She didn’t even use Braun appliances!


MickPnubTobias99

As a red head lover ... I can't complain


scottbmaps

Were you this stupid when I married you?!


everythinglatte

Okay, but you gotta get over it


freeyewneek

That’s who you’ve been casting ur glims on awll night? U need to visit the Lawdudda Lenses.


robomassacre

She's had trouble keeping the weight off, after the kids


Rays_LiquorSauce

How many kids did she fucking eat?


Maximum-Swan7924

You’re telling me


fast_fatty39

Used to be some hoofer the poor thing.


OnlineNascarMan

OP wants to fuck her?


hrimfaxi_work

HE'S MAKING A POINT.


Maximum-Swan7924

What’s next!? You get to fuck her for a million?!


JerryCanOpener

Real talk.. 5k


JerryCanOpener

Nevermind, misread the question


Due-Arachnid-6106

Hasn’t OP always looked at her that way?!?!


SugarMaple56732

Listen to yourself. You sound demented!


mcr6

Jesus what is this the inquisition now? I had a few cognacs


Dannypalfy

She realizes she importance of fresh produce.


Big-Toe-9634

Plus she's got a nice stash of candy.


vagabond_primate

RuBenESK


NoShortsDon

Two pygmies could fuck Ginny Sac at the same time and never meet.


BathedInDeepFog

> Two pygmies could fuck Ginny Sac The way that they "do it" is all fucked up. Guys don't get their finger pricked, there's no sword and gun on the table.


ChunkDunkleman

I bet she gave great head.


MyRedditNameToday

Put chocolate syrup on your balls- watch her go to town!


El0vution

Vito was Johnny Cakes “Ginny.”


Particular-Cash-8565

Her blood type was RAGU!


analog_grotto

if that's how you feel, for a million you can fuck her


ecam12

BIG BOOTY IS AN ADDICTIVE SUBSTANCE!!!


Silver_Fact_3218

What about the fruit salad?!!


2NDPLACEWIN

toss it. ....no, wait


ten_jack_russels

They wanna fuck her?


kvnbkr98

I agree


DrSatan420247

Used to be some hoofer, poor thing.


CauseCertain1672

Peter Paul Rubens over here


Apprehensive_Zone281

Way way waaayy before.


Ok_Fine_OK

Before time fucking existed


fast_fatty39

Since time immemorial.


oscarloml

no i agree and i respect johnny sack so much for staying loyal throughout. that man screams class.


creamcitybrix

OP bottoms from the top


ccminiwarhammer

OP slept with Ginny


JerryCanOpener

In OPs dreams


itsbob93

YOU GET TO FUCK HER FOR A MILLION!?


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Rubenesque


mwazio

Rubenesque


Sad-Illustrator-8847

You can have Ginny..and get another guy so you hold can wrap your arms around her. I’ll settle for table scraps like Nicole Lupertazzi. Definitely in my scrapbook.


RogiesGooDragon

go on all pineapple diet and she'll be slurping and burping like your dick is a god damn twinkie


bryanc1036

I like a woman that I can grab on to


Spiritual_Assist_695

Deep down Ralph probably agrees


MrWondrerful

Pleez, wit Johnny awaitin trial, an da fedz freezin his assets, who do you think’s keepin Ginny in buttah brickle?


gelooooooooooooooooo

Dude, face the wall.


pretty_south

Ginny had a heart of gold. She seemed like a pleasant woman. 


ChainedRedone

I'll be honest, if she was attractive when I first met her and married her, and if she was loving towards me, I wouldn't care about her weight. At that point, she'd be rubenesque to me.


MyRedditNameToday

Actually- the actress who played Ginny wasn’t fat. They put a fat suit on her. Not sure what she looked like normally though.


P1D1_

Ooooooooo! Stoonad needs a fuckin’ eye transplant!!!


ninecher

She is very pretty these guys don't get her BBW appeal 🙄


Bruinsfanfromcc

Of course she's hot. She weighs 417 lbs.


DarthDregan

If only she ever got the other mole removed.


ingmarbergmayne

Oh yeah? Just bare in mind that you and another guy can fuck her at the same time and still never meet.


BigMikeishome

There’s better looking men in the can than her


HighlightPublic7473

He wants to fuck her?


Hey648934

Rubenesque as someone would describe her


Shit_the_bedd

What's next he gets to fuck her for a million?


Jack3715

$4 a pound, she’s worth a million bucks


Tall-City242

Fuck who ?


MrRaspberryJam1

And I’m playing shortstop for the Mets


Jasranwhit

That’s true, the molton core of any planet can reach 10,800 degrees Fahrenheit


YoWhatsGoodie

Gravy’s good tonight


the-olive-man

I like a woman you can hold onto


Final-Pilot7889

Ralphie boy would’ve fucked her for a million if he had it. Me too


Tazzy8jazzy

I heard she was kind of easy though, especially if you bought her a grandma of Maine coffee cake.


mouawad23

Rubenesque


Gratefully_Dead13

He’s gay, the OP?


squatheavyeatbig

Hot like the surface of the sun maybe 


Wonderful_Rock862

Ummm, did you not see Janice? Mad ripe!!!!!!


Trick_Commercial9807

It's Lorraine Culuzzo, end of story.


cheesesauceboss

You oughta know sweetie


Myveryowndystopia

She had (rest in peace to the actress who passed way too young) a beautiful face and beautiful eyes. Very pretty girl despite her size.


technolynch

Our boy likes women you can grab in to something. Just like the strong silent type Furio


mrspicytacoman

I like a something you can grab onto


Five-StarBastardMan

Body aside I actually found her dimwitted and understimulating


Big-Dragonfly2482

She likes it when you rub her muzzle.


VanderBrit

Ginny makes OP so hawt down theyah


PiScEsEyEsIAmWeAk

I like a woman there’s something you can grab onto


pincheloca1208

I always loved her and Johnnys arc. He loved her and she was fat shamed. Best believe no one would have joked about Carmela like that.


nimhbus

Hey, there’s plenty to go around.


SAJ679

When Ginny hauls ass, she's gotta make two trips.


Wordsthrume

Two Redditors can fuck her at the same time and still never meet 


The5thBeatle82

I heard her blood type is Ragu.


ArghMoss

A lot of people are joking and having a good time in this thread. Maybe because THEIR WALLETTS ARENT TIED TO THE GODDAMMN ESPLANADE GODDAMMNIT


stylinandprofilin88

For a million you could fuck her!


AshenHaemonculus

My opinion of Ginny Sack as an ugly woman just fucking plummeted. 


Rays_LiquorSauce

She couldn’t even get in position to blow you. Not with those knees 


Youbunchoftwats

I want a fucking answer! What’s so funny ya fuckin’ parade float?


Vinyl_Acid_

chafing will do that to ya


HawaiiNintendo815

She had the most insulation so yes, she probably was the hottest in any room temperature wise


locustt

She was a real hoofer back to the Excelsior


ericrobertshair

I think they were a bit harsh on Ginny Sack, compared to Phil she was a waif, she would easily fit into his linen closet let alone his living room.


Mehrunes_Dagor

when the bears go camping ...


2NDPLACEWIN

Ginnys eyes tho...... **chefs kiss


incite_

I guess you never saw Gabriela Dante??


thedreamingmoon12

The word “magnificent” was the right choice here


Maleficent-Bee7931

Each his own OP, each his own.


pizza_822

mad ripe


Drizzi21

She can get heavy


cabezatuck

She makes one hell of a fruit salad!


PC2277

She did some tasteful nudes for Playboy and Penthouse if you’re interested


Typical-Ad-6730

To me, she's beautiful. Rubenesque..


WhattaWookiee

So hot she could heat New Jersey at night in the middle of winter


AldrichOfAlbion

Ginny is the only women who is fat enough to tip a Bentley until it becomes a Rolls-Royce.


Commandatori69

Isn't that a cold medicine?


Ok-Elderberry2875

Too bad she couldn't ride with Johnny in the Maserati


ProfessionalSeagul

Disgusting, OP. I didn't wanna be the one to tell you this and ruin this fantasy you having going on but I heard from a pretty credible source that she got a ninety pound mole removed from her ass....


DildoShwaggins48

Rubenesque


BobDylan1904

She is very pretty.


Plus_Chair_7300

The actress who portrayed her sadly passed away in 2010 at age 46.


Truck_1_0_1_

So I looked it up right after I commented and there's nothing definite from what I could find, just Reddit posts 😂. I saw the pics of her after the surgery (it says) and she's still gargantuan.


106street

Rubenesque


Gumbarino420

She’s a fa-aaaaaaaaag…


onacHblu-

But did you fuck her yet?


LitigiousAutist

JOHN COME DOWNSTAIRS YA GOT COMPANNNNYYYYYY. No thanks.