Whatever happened there??? I'll tell you what happened, this piece of shits praetorian guard put six stabs in the emperor without any provocation whatsoever!!!
In light of recent humiliations, it's an honour to be joined by men, and not FAGGOT ASS CORNHOLING SENATORS LIKE ASSASSINATED MY CAESAR. THEY SHOULD FUCKIN' DIE!
Vorenus is dead in universe. Pullo actor is sadly dead in real life. Safe to say there will never be a sequel here.
Hearing the vorenus actor do an American accent on grays anatomy really fucked me up
It is a real bummer that Rome got truncated and had such a rushed ending to the series. Initially, the showrunner's plan was for 5-6 seasons, ending with the death of Jesus
Remember, Iâm a strict Gnostic. I agree with that Senator Vomitorium - keep going like this next thing you know weâll be fuckin wolves.
Ohhhhhhh! Dats our countryâs mother youâre talkin about!!!
He killed sixteen Carthaginians! Guy was a garum maker!
Give me one towsand denarii
One thousand denarii more? đ
These two irrumate each other.
Up in da coliseum
Where you gladiatin for the summer, homie?
I could have had half the whores at the Bing for that. And their mothers!
One towsend towsend drachma.. do you undastand dis numbah?....
đ¤Łđ¤Łđ¤Ł Iâve liked most of the comment in this thread. Great job everyone
Put fascinus back on acropodium
His piscaria looked like shit
My piscaria never a-hurt nobody
Some day when youâre married youâll understand the importance of bull testicles.
How much more betrayal can Caesar take?
He feels like he've been stabbed in the heart!
FILIUS CANEM!!
Et tu, Furio?
Brutus? The fuck you doing?
You mean Agustus?
That's little caesar, the dim-wit nephew
In this sub, Augustus was a brilliant Roman emperor! End of story!
You said that 3 fucking times...I heard you ... What's your fucking point
His toga looked like shit
Really? His garyum tasted like shit.
Really? His insulae looked like shit.
A Garum maker? His fish sauce tasted like ass!
He was the minister of interior decorating
Whatever happened to Lucius Vorenus, the strong silent type?
He was gay? Lucius Vorenus?
I know one thing, we can't have Vorenus in our Aventine Collegiate no more.
Youâre talkinâ about the boss of this collegium!
I am a Centurion now, you don't talk to me like that
He saved Titus Pulloâs life is what he did! He was a brave Roman centurion! And in this house Lucius Vorenus is a hero! End of story!
I love this sub
13th!!!!!!
Aventine Collegiate? ipse Redditus EST IRE
Not under the standard
He was preg-lant!
Puldino, why you fuck me rike dis?
He musta crawled under there for warmth!
They found his wifeâs car at the airport. Apparently, sheâd been cheating on him and skipped town.
Mockery of the desert people and their one god shall be kept to an appropriate minimum
You know that fat sack of shit says I look like the Pharoah of Egypt?
who did?
Heâs a praetorian, he shouldnât have to explain himself.
Feech comment here about the Boy King
Hold on to your cock when you negotiate with these desert people
Prostitutes, pickpockets and actors, NOT ALLOWEDÂ
No more desert people remarks, Antonius. Theyâre hurtful, and theyâre destructive.
have you heard about this sect? they're so poor, that they only have ONE GOD!!!!!
Are you not entertained?
True Roman cannolis, for true Romans!
The Roman Empire. Whatever happened there?
Whatever happened there??? I'll tell you what happened, this piece of shits praetorian guard put six stabs in the emperor without any provocation whatsoever!!!
Ceasar was 55. A fucking kid
And an epileptic.
Youâre gonna build Caesar a ramp
yea I'll build him a ramp. a ramp right up his colloseum. drive a chariot up there
Exert a little pressure. Call that nephew of yours, Octavian... he's in the building trade?
Ben Hur ovah here
Render unto Ceaser that which is a Lionel up in there
Don't they have medication for this shit? Whatever, just crucify him.
My consul is dead!
The Romans? You're lookin' at 'em
An empire? Itâs more like a glorified crew.
That pygmy thing they have over in Hispania.
They were an empire? They really mucked it up havenât they
What have they ever done for us?
By gawhd the trifecta of Rome Monty Python and Sopranos in one joke. You deserve more likes
What a time to be alive!
Youâre looking at them, asshole
In light of recent humiliations, it's an honour to be joined by men, and not FAGGOT ASS CORNHOLING SENATORS LIKE ASSASSINATED MY CAESAR. THEY SHOULD FUCKIN' DIE!
Phil, you know the vinum makes you emotional
In vino veritas!
Age quod agis.
Now I really hate him.
How about a spelling contest?
That fucking animal Serviliaâs son, I canât even say his name.
How about that? Calling Atia of the Julii for justice
That blabbermouth cunt!
Goaty little men make her so hawt down theah
Imagine that - calling Atia of the Julii for justice
I'll tell you a couple or III things
Okay, all the comments are great, but this one takes the sfogliatelle.
I must be loyle to my centurion
this is the best one holy shit
The old timers set this up like a paramilitary organization.
We need a primus pilus at the top, not a fucking concilium plebis.
What is this, the FUCKING TRIUMVIRATE NOW?!
THEY DIDNâT HAVE FLAT TOPS IN ANCIENT ROME!!
Et tu, Ralphie?
I heard cleopatra had a 90 pound mole removed from her asp
She should be careful. People often choke on oysters.
Asps were fucking themselves long before Cleopatra
Hey Marcush, did she even exisht?
Must be how she became a little too fond of playing with her medical kit
Sheâs a piece of asp but rude.
She also got a beak. Itâs like a natural canopy for her
the Boss of this family told you you're gonna dress up like Jupiter. so you're Jupiter. now shut the fuck up about it
You know it wasnât too long ago I remember you used to wait in the chariot and as far as Iâm concerned YOU SHOULD STILL BE THERE!
Hermes was wearin' a wire.
you know that fat cocksucker said I look like the King of Parthia?
That Atia was a a piece of ass but fucking ruuuuude
Oh like you're Mark Antony.
I was trying to say something positive because sheâs your niece!
He saved the Republic is what he did! He was a great Roman general and leader! And in this house, Caesar is a hero! End of story!
##HE WAS A CONSUL OF ROME!
Shame, upon the House of Ptolemy, shame.
The Romans invented cement everybody knows that!
He was gay, Octavian?
You think Octavian was weird about his sister?
He got lucky. His sister was a knockout, a 10. He was average, at best.
Octavian was in the muff. Did I say muff? I meant rough.
south of the border, down Carthaginian way
These two *don't* suck each others cocks
He better fuck like Helen of Troy with her ass on fire or Iâll know the reason why.
Pretty sure Vorenus had the makings of a varsity athlet
He is old school Roman Pagan, he doesnt recognise divorce!
Two seasons. Itâs anti Italian discrimination is what it is.
Not even with abacuses.
HE WAS A CONSHUL OF ROME!
HE WAS A SHAH OF IRAN!
Emperor of Persia
Hey Vorenus didja heah what I said? I said hey Pullo do you remember your first blowjob? How long did it take for Vercingetorix to cum? Heh heh
HE WAS A CONSHUL OF ROME
I HAVE COME TO RECLAIM ROME FOR MY PEOPLE!
Your hair was in the balneĂŚ water. Disgusting.
6 fuckin Collegia and we got this other Pygmy thing over on the Aventine
From *beyond* the grave...
And the Romans? Where are they now?
Theyâre called the Vipers now
If I told you 2075 years ago that Atia of the Julii was a piece of ass, would you believe me?
I thought for once I might have stumbled on a serious conversation on this sub...about Rome. but nah just nothing but fucking quotes. I love this sub!
It warms my heart to see two of my favorite shows share a fandom. The quotes in here are amazing
Ayyyyy! I am a son of hades ovah heah!!
If you suck oysters theyâll think you suck anything -Julius Ceaser
Commendatori!
Octavian did it out of respect for his fawtha https://youtu.be/PbMKc17EtGI?si=sgklXCXwcJGY29ho
Cato's running late. Via Appia, they think there's a peltast.
The Via Appia was jammed with broken heroes on a last chance power charge
Ah...Hannibal, my new nemesis.
Incitatus was a beautiful, innocent creature
I mean, what the fuck is there to think about?
Phil, it's the man's Augur...it's the man's Augur
Vorenus is dead in universe. Pullo actor is sadly dead in real life. Safe to say there will never be a sequel here. Hearing the vorenus actor do an American accent on grays anatomy really fucked me up
I wonder what's Gaulish for I grew up without a mother.
This is fuckin brilliant.
You must've been the top of your fuckin' ludus.
My estimation of HBO's Rome as a show just fucking plummetted.
whose copper coinage do I gotta cash to get some fucking Olives around here
Good show, this.
The Romans? They joined the Fugawi tribe. They were roman around, got lost and said "Where the fugawi?"
If you see some list of the best tv-shows characters ever and there's not a single character from Rome on there, then that list sucks.
Titus Pullo & Marc Antony were my faves on my last re-watch. Especially Marc Antony fuck was he on point.
It is a real bummer that Rome got truncated and had such a rushed ending to the series. Initially, the showrunner's plan was for 5-6 seasons, ending with the death of Jesus
They didn't have flattops in HBO's Rome!
I saw that movie i thought it was bullshit
I must be loyle to my Imperator
The legion? I told you, they're just glorified slavers.
Whack this one! Whack that one! Never a high enough body count for Atia of the Julii!
Maybe itâs because I know what itâs like to lose an empire
Oof, Madone! Good bread, this!
That Brutus was always a dumbfuck. Didn't he almost drown in *^(THIRTEEN!!!!!!)* inches of water?
It's too bad they don't have an Agora-thon for fuckfaceitis, huh?
Et tu BRUTUS GOD DAMN IT!
If Mars were here he would not allow such a disgrace.
The Caeser don't wear pteruges
"And the Romans? Where are they now?" "Quos quaeritis, podex."
Oof, Minervâ. Weâre not trading Transalpine Gaul stories here.
Thereâs no fucking way all those Alpine Gauls are trans!
Good ziti, this
Good post, this
I can't have this conversation again...
Marc Antony watching MSON: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMCi4tbjGc8
The only two seasons... whatever happened there.
A Sopranos remake in ancient Rome would be must see TV. Maybe a la Airplane style.
Iâm reminded of Caesarâs finance minister. âIlleâ something.
Caesar was an epileptic
In those days we called it a condition!
It helps that the external sets at Cinecitta burned to the ground shortly after filming ended.
After what Ceasar"s done for you? Do I need to get into specificics ?
Give me my money you monkeyâs cunt.
Itâs 50 Denari plus a blowjob from a 10 ten year old later on. I could have half the whores in Narbo for that!
Remember, Iâm a strict Gnostic. I agree with that Senator Vomitorium - keep going like this next thing you know weâll be fuckin wolves. Ohhhhhhh! Dats our countryâs mother youâre talkin about!!!
Shitting on MSON is the lowest form of conversation
We lead the world in freshwater transportation!
is it worth a watch?
Youâre looking at âam, asshole
NON-STOP ASS RAPE!
Show was awesome and kinda ahead of its time. Just too expensive to produce back then
I don't like that kinda proclamation, it upsets me
Always with the theatrics đ¤
âYouâre lookin at em, asshole.â -titus pullo
Is that a good tv progrum?
Flavius isnât coming.
The Romans, where are they now?
13! 13! 13!
When we first started goin to the bathhouse, we made love all the time. Now, because of the vinum, you can no longa function as a man.