Me too haha
like one of his sons went "Father there appears to be an On switch on the back..."
Lion - "Of course there isn't I checked alrea.......FUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKK!!!"
He finally found his half-full tub of **Jack3d** pre-workout mix under the mattress of his stasis pod.
It’s banned in the 40K universe as well but he’s kept his stash from the Dark Age of Technology days.
Guilliman wouldn’t approve of such a potent gym supplement so Lion had to keep it on the down-low at first. Now he’s hyped.
Shit's more dangerous than the Men of Iron. Makes perfect sense. Though the image of ULTRAROIDEDLION Randy Savaging a bloody swathe thru the Galaxy id too hilarious to not be canon. OOOOHYAAAA
**Azrael**: “My Lord, three scoops of pre?! I know these are dire times but isn’t that quite extreme?”
**Lion**: “I’ll be fine narc. Pre-Heresy I once did four scoops and a can of Monster before I fucking wrecked Russ. I’m not that old.”
*10 minutes later*
**Lion**: “FUCK IT. FORGIVE THE FALLEN! LET’S GOOOOO!”
In the Primarchs' gym, some go to flex in front of the mirror, and some go lift weights.
And then you have the Lion, who just practices in the garage lifting a land rider.
GW has stated he'll be one of the first releases after LEviathan. They're currently producing the kit to try to stock up in order to meet demand. Whether or not they succeed is one thing but hey, at least they're trying.
So close on the meme, but it’s a 4+++ for MWs 😂
I'd like to imagine this being due to the Night Lord hearing the 4+++, not believing it, and assuming the person who told him actually meant 5+++.
Dammit. I'll remake it
The "he figured out how to turn on the shield part" had me giggling.
Me too haha like one of his sons went "Father there appears to be an On switch on the back..." Lion - "Of course there isn't I checked alrea.......FUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKK!!!"
Honestly seems very fitting for the Lion, the imperium now number one grandpa.
Like the old lady and the computer meme haha
He just had to change the batteries in the ~~remote~~ shield.
We ball
10000 years is a long time to doze. Guy just finally had his literal bucket of Red Eye Jedi brand Scifi coffee.
He finally found his half-full tub of **Jack3d** pre-workout mix under the mattress of his stasis pod. It’s banned in the 40K universe as well but he’s kept his stash from the Dark Age of Technology days. Guilliman wouldn’t approve of such a potent gym supplement so Lion had to keep it on the down-low at first. Now he’s hyped.
Shit's more dangerous than the Men of Iron. Makes perfect sense. Though the image of ULTRAROIDEDLION Randy Savaging a bloody swathe thru the Galaxy id too hilarious to not be canon. OOOOHYAAAA
**Azrael**: “My Lord, three scoops of pre?! I know these are dire times but isn’t that quite extreme?” **Lion**: “I’ll be fine narc. Pre-Heresy I once did four scoops and a can of Monster before I fucking wrecked Russ. I’m not that old.” *10 minutes later* **Lion**: “FUCK IT. FORGIVE THE FALLEN! LET’S GOOOOO!”
Hes finally the god he's meant to be
He wasn’t slow because he got old, he was just slow because he didn’t have his coffee after waking up
I love the idea that the emperor shield was absolute trash because the lion didn't know how to turn it on 🤣
So they gave him some love. Good times.
In the Primarchs' gym, some go to flex in front of the mirror, and some go lift weights. And then you have the Lion, who just practices in the garage lifting a land rider.
Oh god this… aged terribly
Lol he's not as bad as his debut at least. who knows, they drop him to 250 pts and we could be in business!
I reposted this lol sorry lemme drop the credit in the comments
lo no worries brother.
FUCKING NOB HEADS JUST NEED TO RELEASE THE MODEL NOW.
GW has stated he'll be one of the first releases after LEviathan. They're currently producing the kit to try to stock up in order to meet demand. Whether or not they succeed is one thing but hey, at least they're trying.
Does anyone has an estimate as to when he'll be back up for sale?
The only thing GW has mentioned is that he'll be up for sale some time shortly after Leviathan.
Yeah, probably July, I'd expect Leviathan to drop middle/end of June.
So hyped to use him in 10th!
He got his “fuck it” back and is once again ready to ball.
He had his coffee and a donut. Man just had to wake up
Long may he slay!!
I like the idea he just never turned on the shield