"*sigh*....... hi, dad..." -Cat

I am tolerating you... for now

He's probably lent his braincell out and doesn't realise it's you.

in cat years, its probably 4 months..

That makes it way worse.

Sigh … ok meow

"Here we go again 🙄😐"

You're back. Yay.

The jacket, combined with the palm fronds (maybe _Phoenix dactylifera_?) outside the window and brilliant sunshine is a neat contrast. Someplace with a mediterranean climate and mildly cool winters? Maaaaybe Bay Area? South-western coastal Europe?

Wow man, you should be hired by the FBI. I am from a city called Alicante in Spain.

"I'll give you 5 seconds, human. After that the murder mittens will be unleashed!"

😂😂😂

rofl. He's saying he's not a baby and was fine without you

Absolutely, the truth is that he was very excited but that doesn't mean he wants a hug lol.

That cat is definitely thinking about its life choices

"you were gone?"

Well at least one of you was excited.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Thisismylifemeow/

Hahaha

It's...... him again...ugh

It’s the “oh god he’s back” face

Humans, get off of me! I need to breath. Humans are possessive creatures!

ohhh you again

*It is your return.* She definitely watches the Office.