Yeah that is basically what happens in part 6

gay black priest should have the highest kill count

Kill count: >!Literally the whole universe minus Emporio!<

he does it twice so double that again

Also canoncally >!minus Joseph!< as the author said in an interview

Good god he's still alive?

Yeah, everyone who wasn’t >!killed during the reset is alive, unchanged!< >!Killed by a rock? Reset.!< >!Face sliced open? Reset.!< >!Lived, albeit barely? Continued living.!< >!Joseph? Continued living.!<

>!Joseph used the special Joestar technique to run away from his problems!<

The same way he ran from his marriage

Why does *that character* survive? >! I thought the whole universe survived, except the people who were directly killed by the gay black priest, and those people were replaced when the universe reset !<

also minus every living thing in the universe because the universe reset killed literally nobody

Foo Fighters is quite the fighters, dang.

Too many foos, not enough fights

they fought the foos

I fought the foos, and the the foos won

Oh no

They killed them all, **every. single. foo.**

that does sound like a plausible jojo plotline

You could literally fall asleep face first on your keyboard and it would spell out a plausible jojos plotline

as long as diavolo dies it’s canon

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jojo ⬅️ 👀wow! cool! ⬇️ ↘️➡️who knows➡️➡️➡️➡️

Isn't that just L'Unità Speciale?

Jojo biden

Stand name: Corn Pop

Power: bleaches anybody’s skin on command, but you must make a gaffe every 25 words at least

hey i get the reference

"If you don't vote for me, you ain't black!"

Jonathan Joebiden

Greeks actually created a squad of gay soldiers so they would fight harder. Mental trauma makes good soldiers somehow.

Fight “harder”

You get it

Motivated by the power of love + squad of all gay buff men = unstoppable killing machines

Stand name: Chocolate Chocolate Chip

I tought I was in a JoJo subreddit for a solid couple of seconds until I read the title

they probably could with their stands. they're all strong.

FF really going for it

I mean I assume the plankton she shoots dies

Well they do, but the colony is a hivemind so unless all of them die, no deaths should be counted

Part 9 leaks

DARK BRANDON IS RISING

Dark Brandon cannot be stopped

I thought this was r/shitpostcrusaders for a second

that’s basically what they are

That's why I vote for Biden

Be gay, do warcrime

What is a gay war crime?

war crimes but gay

Thanks for clarifying

A war crime commited in June.

What revolver ocelot does

No thats just gay war

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_bomb

That's hilarious

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Wait, so the government actually CAN turn frogs gay. Neat

r/technicallythetruth

"yaaass queen slayy go kill and torture those hostages"

We have a winner ladies and gentlemen

war crime but even more based

A war crime if it was epic and based

Smh, people really out here implying war crimes weren't already epic and based

A war crime, but even more cringe

You could have just said "I'm a giant asshole" but yeah that works too

I'm a kind person

Sure

👍

Ratio

This is Joe Biden's America 😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔

You this as if it would be a bad thing

This what we get for everyone making fun of the they/them army

For a moment I thought the basketball had 500 kills

It does, you just refuse to believe it

I feel like Hermes would have more kills

Foo Fighters would steal her and jolyne’s kills to piss them off

Of course ff killed 300 people

Please, I want the gay squad to be real

Man ermes is lacking

Be gay. Do crime

Finally, based liberals

This sounds like something from an alt right political comic

NCD's leaking again

Ermes is the camper FF the tryharder Jolyne the memer

Yeah that's pretty much part 6

Q-Force?

This is gonna be jojolands: instead of getting sent to prison, jolyne gets sent to the military.

when the math in a dream actually checks out

Of course, the president started the whole thing to find the saint corpse parts

Wrong part, wrong universe

Yes

What makes a war crime gay exactly

JoeJoe’s Bizarre Adventure

“Mr President, If these supposed gay ops have racked up so many kills overseas, why have we not heard anything about this prolific team of operatives??” Joe Biden in a brief moment of lucidity: “well my dear reporter… you never asked, And we never told.” **puts on shades and walks off into the sunset as the reporters go nuts**

The Sacred Band of Thebes

What exactly is a gay war crime

Fair enough

We👏need👏more👏gay👏war👏criminals👏.

Were they actually JoJo characters or did they just look like JoJo characters?

That's just the plot of JJBA Part 6

FF getting that bread

L + counter-ratio + You can't even beat up Joe Biden in a parking lot + You just descended the Patrick with your joke + Object not yet missing + You can't even beat space marines with a giant scythe + you got put in a hydroelectric dam by your Spanish teacher + you're not real + You can't find Waluigi in Splatoon 3 + ₣orks + it was a toy gun in the ziplock bag + you got doxxed while doing the "hey you" trend + Mike Hawk won't tell you if your foot is qualified for bottom surgery + Ben Shapiro is covered in spaghetti and secret names + rhcp cam + You can't tell that the right circle is one pixel smaller than the other + You leaned over the railing and got kissed by James Sunderland + That was literally your dog that you killed, not the monster + You cheated on a furry with a pet lizard. Wait a minute, that's pretty based! + Senator Armstrong saying "fuck you" + Your criminal name is Saltybals + gay squad

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aotlEpmAFVQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aotlEpmAFVQ)

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