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Butter_brawler

Four drunken dwarfs who hate bugs. Rock and stone, I guess?


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone, Brother!


catanddog4

ROCK AND STONE!


[deleted]

Did I hear a rock and stone?


Joklop19

FOR KARL!


kuda001

Give me an R, give me an S, GIVE ME A ROCK AND STONE!


memelordbtw3000

STONE AND ROCK


ConglomerateGolem

ROCK & STONE IN THE HEART


RalsayDumDum

ROCKITY ROCK AND STONE


Redrum1917

FOR KARL!


otte_rthe_viewer

ROCK AND STONE BROTHERS


Mysterygamer48

ROCK AND STONE BROTHA


CO2blast_

Nah you get Molly cause she’s the real main character


SolidRGG

Do it for her <3


Dominunce

If you don't Rock and Stone, you ain't coming home


IntermetWhisperS

You too? For Rock and Stone!!


Holiday-Anybody1448

We fight for rock and stone


Lucaious

ROCK AND STONE TO THE HEART!


inferno7656

Did I hear a rock and stone?!


1ncest_1s_w1ncest

Get to it Miner's


StaticShock229

WERE RICH


satyhirsch

ROCK'N'STONE BROTHA


deepplane82142

We're rich!


ManagementIll9899

ROCK. AND. STONE!


AnExoticOne

ROCK AND STONE BROTTAH


BOX_268

Roooock ! Aaaand ! Stoooooone !


JediMasterMudkip

Hey look, I'm Stony Rock.


PIGEON-LIFE

ROCK AND STONE


bachona

FA KARL


tayr5242

FOR THOSE ABOUT TO ROCK AND STONE, WE SALUTE YOU!


DukeJukeVIII

ROCK AND STONE!


Viridis-Pullus

IF YOU DONT ROCK AND STONE, YOU AINT COMING HOME!


WSKYLANDERS-boh

Rock and stone to the bone!


howie3dabber

ROCK AANNNDDD STOOONNE!


Tiranus58

Rock and stone


B2wasTaken

BITCH IM PLAYIN NOW


uluvmebby

Minecraft creative mode. I am God.


DarkeLorde2

Those opens up a whole new can of worms. Is the personality of "you" actually you? Or is it everything you've done in minecraft. You could have just releaced an unrelenting force onto the world, placing tnt wherever he goes. Unless he's totally chill and just /gamemode 1's you :)


alpineflamingo2

Technically you are with God. It says **with** the main character of the game, so you are at the mercy of Steve.


spark_a_fie

Titan fall 2 so I have BT-7274 Protocol 3 protect the pilot


Cpt_Avocado

Pretty certain Cooper is considered the main character. Last game I played was TF1 though so I think my person might be somewhat subjective.


tangy_potato69

No, bt is the main character. I dont care what anyone else says, bt is the true main character


olsoni18

Agreed, you play from Cooper’s perspective, but the story is really about BT Edit: Also that’s my last game too :)


VB112

He will yeet me to civilization


akashsouz

Yo. Same here man


Frostbite560

Sea of thieves pirate, hopefully I can go on the mermaid too


ConglomerateGolem

Do you have a boat to return to though?


misterfluffykitty

You can basically just summon a new boat out of thin air in SoT


Beanu-reeves

I got Riley Robinson from Subnautica 🤣


macrohard_onfire2

Honestly I think you have the best chances out of everyone, except maybe the guy who got minecraft


TeslaGate7274

Leon hopefully won't kill me with his one-liners


wsawb1

You bastard. His one liners are my favorite thing


Whitesilvermoon

No thanks bro!


Grahomir

Where’s everyone going? Bingo?


Ct-chad501

DOOM ETERNAL BABY! (Technically I was just checking to see if Santa slayer has a beard but it still counts)


vodam46

does he though? thats a very important thing for surviving on an island you know


Ct-chad501

I am pleased to announce he does


SandstormXP21

Same


I_am_Incaned

Ayy we're in the same boat uhh i mean island then


Redspybot

V1....


NoxImperatorum

Same here. Virtually nothing we can do


Octo-Toaster

oh we’re so fucked…. blood is fuel…


StaticShock229

ILL GRIND YOU DOWN TILL YOUR VERY SPARKS CRY FOR MERCY, IM GOING TO RELISH ENDING YOU HERE. AND. NOW.


aRandomBarnOwl

Cant v1 just slide on the sea floor, whiplash + knuckleblaster fish for fuel


NoxImperatorum

Yeah, by why would it do that when there's a big, throbbing, defenseless blood bag right in front of it?


aRandomBarnOwl

U h 10011 10011 101011 010101


boltzmannman

+ULTRARICOSHOT x4


DarkenedOtaku

im fucked


shatlking

Normally Master Chief is good in these situations, but not today.


TickTheLowIqUser

I mean it is his natural foe


Rook7724

No he's perfect for this situation. Think again why Cortana chose him.


deepplane82142

His Mk5 suit seemed to like water though. I remember walking out quite far in the water on Silent Cartographer. Don't know how well Mk4 would've been though. Mk5b, mk6, Gen 2 and Gen 3 all don't hold up well to water.


R34PER_D7BE

with D2 warlock? depend on what kind of island


CallMeGhaul

It’s aight just Well every 5 minutes and you can’t die


R34PER_D7BE

nah just have her do well skate every 4-5 seconds


DaPhantomFox

ive got myself a hunter, maybe i can cling onto him and have him do the grenade kickstart infinite grapple thing to get us to mainland.


johnnjlee

Just get their ghost to radio for help silly. No glitches required.


stopproduct563

They’d just transmat out, with you if they’re nice enough


O1AA3HJUQE

Just recall to orbit lmao


CruelCloud567

I mean I played Battlefield 2042 portal last so I’d say any person that I get would be able to radio in a rescue team or something


Deusexodus1468

Last character i played was richtofen, so i’d say my chances are pretty low.


urru4

Mf is a crazy scientist who can teleport across space and time and through multiple dimensions. You’re getting off the island, but I’m not sure you’re going to a better place.


Deusexodus1468

That or i get dissected.


Intruder-Alert-1

Left 4 Dead 2 Barbacue bacon burguh


J_o_r_d_a_n_lol

I have Old Snake from Metal Gear Solid 4…hopefully Otacon would save us.


[deleted]

Subnautica. I am hoping he will make a cyclops for us to leave in.


BluMu0n

Neptune rocket*


Montregloe

The Guardian from Destiny 2? Uh... Idk... Unless that means it's me with space magic... In which case, yes I will live.


thunbtack

Grab on to them as they well skate across the ocean


Montregloe

Well skate, ha, shatter skate


thunbtack

Or the new grapple


Ashes_to_Ashes4

His ghost is literally radio transmitter he can call fir help


jjmerrow

So I'm stuck on an island with an M4A2 Sherman medium tank with and M3 cannon and M2 50. Cal machine gun, now what? (War thunder)


Dr_Person_McPerson

shoot down any people coming to help you


Thedootinator

ROCK AND STONE


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and roll and stone!


Snoo-51909

I got assassins creed 3, hope connor kenway has his ship nearby


Cos_yurik

I got 4 lol, Edwards got my back


cardboard24

Unity here… may be fucked


RangerSeventy7

I got Alexios


War_Pig398

What would the main character of war thunder be?


Mysterygamer48

Hans


SoleSomility

I guess whatever vehicle you played last, so Yak 141 in my case


Much-Personality2655

Hitler


BlackTempest1911

Tetsuo, the Ultimate Bot Pilot


ChristianGuy320

Just cause 3, just got a rebel drop.


Titan19447

Arthur Morgan me and him finally going to Tahiti


[deleted]

Bruh I’m gonna die. Hunt showdown 💀


PyroLikesPizza

idk man peppino can run on water


zagreus2530

underrated comment


MoodyWater909

Stellaris doesn't have a main character...


Tumblechunk

Fucked on a cosmic scale


DG_SlayerSlender

Technically 4 drunken dwarfs who hate bugs but I kinda just opened the game ready to play then had to go do something and never actually played. Next game in line is Cal Kestis


[deleted]

Last game I played was just cause so fuck yeah we thriving


Ashkill115

I was playing stalker anomaly last so my main character who has a monolith exo suit along with a heavily modified AK-12 with a grenade launcher as well as a draganov! As well as the supernatural powers from the artefacts I’ve collected


Narwhal_Lord4

Crazy dave. Hell no.


Ardalikesmemes

He might be crazy, but he made a fucking flying RV, you would be gold


MediumSatisfaction1

The guy from Raft, so I'm in good hands


[deleted]

What if the last game I played doesn't have a main character? Am I just alone? :(


Iisdepressed

The real main character was the friends we made along the way


CaptainCour

I played osu so do I get random circles?


dark_ion

Yes, last game I played was gmod so yes


Blue_Cheese18

World War 1 soldiers. Idk dude.


RanniSimp1

I just got off MW2. Who in TF141 would be the best for this kind of situation?


EP1CxM1Nx99

Risk of Rain 2 doesn’t really have a main character, so I guess REX since that was the last character I played. He’s probably gonna kill me and turn me into fertilizer.


tatertotmaster13

Based game.


DukeJukeVIII

I'd say Jebediah Kerman counts as the mc, so no, i almost definitely wouldn't survive


tatertotmaster13

The goose from untitled goose game.


CuddlePlush

Talion From Shadow of War. Maybe He can summon his bodyguard for Help?


AdeptusAstartesBA

For the Emperor!


ThePanther270306

Who's the main character in overwatch?


boron-uranium-radon

Huh… I’m honestly not sure if Talion and Celebrimbor would be very helpful on a desert island, but maybe?


Westdrache

OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH whoooooooo lives in a pineapple under the sea


DreamMindTrip

Courier from New Vegas. Survival depends on the island I guess


PunkThug

I played Minecraft last night I'm golden


Grid_Gaming_Ultimate

ultrakill, so i get "+ultraricochet x4"ed


[deleted]

Garry's Mod: ***Reality can be whatever I want***


Garuda4321

The Guardian from D2… umm… 50/50 shot I’m ok? Sound about right? Unless he’s useless again in which case… it’s more likely to be 1/99 shot for survival. It’s always a coin toss there.


burnedbysnow

The tarnished gon do... something, probably. Can maybe count on em to hunt and gather


Da_erp

The last game I played was doom eternal sooo…


Gamerboy792103

Space engineers dude. He'd build a spaceship to get us out of there man


Grottymink57776

Since battlefield 2042 doesn't have main character, one of the teens from grounded so I'd say yes.


Starchaser53

I feel like V1 can just rocket ride or slide to solid land


macrohard_onfire2

Won't they murder you for your blood before that?


aeksrener

Destiny 2, so, uh, I guess I'm probably fine? If they still have their ship, they just fly us back to safety. Probably end up becoming defender of man, or peaces off to fight aliens or something. Could call in their sparrow? The can cross water. Though I don't know if we need Ghost for anything like that


deepplane82142

So the sparrow is called in via transmat (which we see biologicals, such as awoken and human, being able to control those systems with some sort of computer, maybe a datapad or phone sized device could work) The ship, however, I don't know if it's on-board autopilot or the ghost remote controlling it when the Guardian is out of the ship. They're advanced enough that I'd be willing to give the ships autopilot as a possibility.


NoxImperatorum

Umm.. V1 from Ultrakill. I'm gonna fucking die


wsawb1

Cooper is technically the main character of of TF2 although you could argue that BT shared the role of MC. I would say that cooper would probably be a more reliable partner to survive long term since Military's train their soldiers survival skills. BT would be alright short term and his equipment might allow for rescue but he becomes useless when he runs out of power. Unless I am missing something about Titan Battery life.


MetalStorm4856

The fact those things last a good year outside of combat


majesticles0

Ultrakill… wish me luck in the afterlife, boys


las_tronaute

I'm with Ellie from TLOU2


ArchPeriphMore

GOATED


Old_Maccaroni

Jebediah Kerman???? We build a shit rocket and crash into the ocean


DehPotatoBard

Bruh. Whos the main character of fortnite?


Crazy_CAR27

Well shit, all I have is a very mobile guy and a big metal boy


FuzzyOcelot

ULTRAKILL. I’d probably die, but not because of the island thing…


anonymous_1846

James bond? (Goldeneye 007 N64)


xrexxer

BTD6. Who tf am i with?


macrohard_onfire2

1 dart monkey?


KANGladiator

Titanfall 2, I'll be there with BT


a_dude111

Ultrakill....... Well I'm fucked. V1 is gonna kill me for blood, and then probably live off fishes until he reaches mainland. And then the Military spends a ton to destroy him.


Proof-Faithlessness1

Idle Dyson swarm. **W H A T** or Terraria hardmode mage


PipeBorn9838

Subnautica. Pretty sure we'll be fine


SledgeOfEdge

Considering that my last played game is a visual novel it's safe to say that I'm good


boltzmannman

V1 ULTRAKILL. I am so fucking dead.


Hornet234567

My guardian would just transmat me to safety


Sensitive_Tax9550

Who is the main character of The Sims 4? Game before that was Fortnite, so I guess it'd be Jonsey. I might survive.


Frust16

An engineer with a slight itch for EXPANSION


RokonHunter

destiny 2. guess i'll just murder gods so that Eris can turn them into a cool gun.


TombRaider1987

Samus. It looks like we are about to use a lot of Ice Beam


otte_rthe_viewer

Well if it's jack maybe we are good but if it's BT then I'm safe


CMDR_Basset

Jebediah Kerbin....I wonder what Kerbals taste like


Final_Enthusiasm_695

Tf2, I'm either going to have a great time or dying in the most ridiculous manner.


NovaNumber5

Karl from sniper elite, psh easy🤣


Tiranus58

What's the main character of war thunder


LoboKawaiiD7

V from Cyberpunk 2077 :(


O_Bold

Bro Steve is gonna set me up for life.


Evening-Turnip-69

Ryley from Subnautica. I’m set lol


nugget_the_third3

The courier from fallout new vegas. So I'll be ok since I last played him as a diplomatic person. Survival is a different story, but we can at least work together, and they are very powerful.


jnk321

Hoi4. I hope Hitler got my back


JDPrime3

Arthur Morgan, RDR2. Probably I reckon, he seems capable enough at surviving in the wilderness, though if we're stranded with literally nothing but the clothes on our backs it might be a toss-up.


Elven_Groceries

There's a joke there, cuz it's Sam Bridges, so yeah, stranded on a beach...it's funny.


Haunting-Funny-4368

Me an Jeb. have no rockets to fly away with so no Edit:spelling


SARBA75

Tarnished this is not the place where you fight radahn


Somethingcool-iguess

Arthur morgan. I hope he doesn’t have Tb


bad_comedic_value

Dallas better swing by and pick me up on his boat.


PaniikkiB

My barotrauma crew. Thinking about the room full of dirty bombs and the bloodlust of the security guard I would probably die (deaths of assistants don’t count).


SnowFoxxx_R

Dude, I got an astroneer with me, well just get some resin and compound and we good to go.


bubadibebu

The factorio engineer Well, time to play seablock


BrickFrom2011

P-Body and Atlas from Portal 2


general_kenobi18462

What’s the main character of Crusader Kings? I’m gonna say Haestainn.


Prodygist68

Captain what’s-his-name (not actual name but can’t remember right now) from Waves of Steel. An indie game that I can best describe as what if SimplePlanes but boats and Earth Defense Force had a baby. So yeah not staying on that deserted island for long.


d4rth__teddybe4r

Yes because that character could fly so we flying out that b****


not_even_a_name

Fallout 4... is that good?


R34PER_D7BE

open console commands and type tcl


TickTheLowIqUser

So mass effect 2's Commander Shepard, welp not sure about that one.


Betarune

Foxhole…either way war games on this island will be attrition


Blade2-3-2-3

Homeworld Remastered. Do we count a capital ship as a character? either way I have a ship hopfuly


eldodge2

Darkest dungeon so either I'm with the ancestor and get killed by his eldritch abominations Or I'm with Reynauld and Dismas and completelly ok


Dungen-gamer

I’m on a desert island with ragnorok kratos ill be fine