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Super_Goomba64

Nero, Tupac, Elvis, and Fidel Castro all are chilling in Cuba


Procrastineddit

Well now I can’t tell if you just forgot JFK Jr. or if his being in Cuba would make it weird.


BeyondDoggyHorror

Just his brain


Fightthemonster1

Wrong JFK


Evan-flow

Jr...


JackDrawsStuff

Who’s got the brain of JFK and what does it mean to us now?


BeyondDoggyHorror

The whole world will be different soon


Zloiche1

Parts of it at least. Think Jackie kept a couple.


New2thegame

Ooof.


TheRealAshman

What about Andy Kaufman?


OneSidedDice

He’s there, goofing on Elvis


MagicMushroomFungi

"Hey baby, are you having fun ?"


Nice-Bookkeeper-3378

Don’t forget DB Cooper


ZhouDa

Nah, DB Cooper changed his name to Tommy Wiseau and produced the movie "The Room".


Fistandantalus

Ha ha ha what a story Mark


Ironshallows

Hope I'm still alive to find out who/what Tommy Wiseau really is.


DB_Coopah

Nah, I’m right here.


Nice-Bookkeeper-3378

You crazy SOB. YOU DID IT!!


shazzambongo

All that time, I'll be damned!😯


Roxelchen

Argentina.. they took a Submarine… oh wait that was another group of individuals


RandomChurn

With Jim Morrison


Wild_Perception_4237

Mr. Nero Risin'


MagicMushroomFungi

Perfotming a duet of Light My Fire.


Izodius

Everyone acting like we’re done with Trump whenever he goes and he’s going to be right at the top of this list.


TexasJeans

Don’t forget MJ


drgreen-at-lingonaut

I read that as nemo at first and was very very confused,


Wotmate01

And Harold Holt


Tehgumchum

Adolf, Saddam and Osama are there as well


Mtfdurian

Except Paul McCartney, for some reason he went touring and made music after his passing


ToyrewaDokoDeska

My mom is convinced Tupac went into hiding in Jamaica


Ryno4ever16

Don't forget Walt Disney


[deleted]

Crazy blunt rotation


Sylvan_Strix_Sequel

They have a band. Nero plays fiddle, Castro on classical guitar, Elvis lead guitar and vocals, Tupac percussion and vocals. 


Glittering_Oil_5950

This is unironically the same effect called the “king asleep in the mountain” motif. I think the Wikipedia article on it even mentions JFK and Elvis as being a modern version of the myth.


KoyzerSoze

I'm from georgia and some people think our first president is also alive so put Zviad Gamsakhurdia there.


Redditistrash702

Elvis and Tupac are alive. I have seen them in Cuba Castro is definitely dead Hitler definitely is still alive in argentina


TomThanosBrady

Elvis actually has a concert in London coming up in December (not a joke).


AgentCirceLuna

What if certain historical figures are immortal, we know about it, but we’ve had to hide them away to prevent them having an excessive influence on society? As time goes on, more and more historical figures become immortal and the place we’re hiding them becomes overpopulated. We’re not sure what to do so we start planning to hide them on another planet…


rockandrackem

Epstein and P Diddy as well


TheOriginal_Redditor

Tupac is still in WitSec in Europe. Nero is just mythical. Elvis committed sue i cide on the toilet. Fidel was executed.


dudettte

was ever someone actually secretly alive? i think one persian king wink wink - if i remember correctly.


HeyLittleTrain

[British politician John Stonehouse faked his own death in 1974 to start a new life with his secretary](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Stonehouse). He was arrested in Australia a month later when police began surveillance on him because they suspected that he was Lord Lucan. Lucan had disappeared a fortnight before Stonehouse, following the murder of his children's nanny.


piddydb

“We know you faked your death…” “Alright, alright, you got me!” “And we know you killed your children’s nanny Lucan!” “Wait, what?”


CeterumCenseo85

"On his arrest, the police instructed him to pull down his trousers in an attempt to establish whether or not he was Lord Lucan" 💀


Scarborough_sg

That's not the most embarrassing thing related to a Lord Lucan. One of them was directly involved in the Charge of the Light Brigade disaster.


Links_to_Magic_Cards

Lord lucan, who murdered someone in 1974 was involved in the charge of the light brigade disaster that took place during the Crimean war of the late 1800's? Gonna need some explanation on this


LSAthrowawayy2

He said “a lord Lucan” not that it was the same guy


Alpacasaurus_Rekt

Reading comprehension isn't great here on Reddit


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throwaway-jumpshot

Good thing that comment wasn’t on your test, I guess


Scarborough_sg

The murderer and houdini act Lord Lucan was the direct descendant of the latter.


opiate_lifer

Clickbait, Lucan had a large scar on his thigh.


MohatmoGandy

A huge, throbbing scar on his thigh.


singeblanc

Weeping gash.


marshmellin

This just took me down a Lord Lucan rabbit hole-y shit. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Bingham,_7th_Earl_of_Lucan


deepstatemiddlemgmt

“He was cremated in Bassett Green, Southampton, on 22 April 1988.” better double check


Featherbird_

The fun thing about being cremated is that there isnt much to check


Fakjbf

I love the plot twist that he was also a spy for the Czech government.


dudettte

we got the real deal guys!


Konamiab

I'll use any reason I can to link [The Technical Difficulties](https://youtu.be/C666j39s3wc?si=v3Oja6ON2EenU8RC). Here they are doing a show about John Stonehouse('s Wikipedia page)


Fluffy_History

Wait so he faked his death and the police investigated him but only because they thought he was someone else?


online222222

well you're probably not going to read about anyone who faked their death and died of old age in a cabin in the forest.


_jk_

there was also the guy who faked his death in a canoe accident https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Darwin_disappearance_case


Green----Slime

Mithridates the great went wild twice in his life, everyone in his family and court assumed he's dead and assumed the throne until he's back and murdered everyone. The first time he murdered his brother and his mother, the second time his sister-wife.


EmperoroftheYanks

so this is where Rimworld gets it


Green----Slime

He also did a few genocides, and is said to have mastered poison and herbology, so I believe you're on to something 


MagicMushroomFungi

I'll go out on a limb and say Paul McCartney.


organic_bird_posion

RIngo too. It sounds crazy AF but the conductor from Thomas the Tank Engine looked and sounded exactly like him.


George_H_W_Kush

Ringos still alive


organic_bird_posion

I hear you. John, Paul, George, and Ringo all live on in our hearts. As long as we have their music they'll live on. Nobody can take that away from us.


lama579

Nice try


TheGreatCornolio682

Tsar Alexander I has been a strong possibility.


Independent_Ad9304

maybe they're all secretly alive, we just haven't found out yet


lil_reddit_lurker

Well he's probably dead now


HeyLittleTrain

That's what they want you to think!


FishstickJones

Prove it


IndividualRecord79

These folks never show the receipts.


TheGreatCornolio682

Read up on the False Dimitris (yes, plural, there were three of them) and get prepared to have your mind blown.


HeyLittleTrain

Wow. Three people claimed to be Ivan the Terrible's dead 8 year old son Dmitry. Each of these impostors claimed to have miraculously escaped the assassination attempt that appeared to have claimed Dmitry's life, and, in the case of II and III, also to have escaped the assassinations that subsequently targeted I and II.


Tycho-Brahes-Elk

Quite similarly, [Tile Kolup](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tile_Kolup) was one of several people claiming to be Emperor Friedrich II. and by far the most successful.


Sir_Oligarch

[A Slave who founded the Adil Shahi dynasty in South India](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yusuf_Adil_Shah) claimed to be the son of Ottoman Sultan Murad II who was smuggled out by his mother to save him from Ottoman fratricide when his father died. Spoiler alert, he was probably a Georgian.


Awkward_Algae1684

Imagine being some random guy, waltzing into a palace, and saying “Yeah. I’m so and so’s long lost kid who went missing ~~and totally died.~~ Guess I’m in charge now.” And instead of being immediately ran out of town, they just go, “Oh, ok. Seems legit.”


Sir_Oligarch

He did not make the claim before he was a king. Actually his daughter made the claim since she felt insecure when Bahamani princesses were making snide remarks about her. Bahamani Dynasty was more ancient and had a bigger empire in the past and during that time they were reduced to nominal inchrage of Deccan but all governors were independent. Bahamani princesses were jealous of a daughter of a slave have more importance at court than emperor daughters.


WarAndGeese

> False Dmitry IV, active 1611–1612 (some argue that False Dmitry IV is just False Dmitry III due to bad record keeping)


gross_verbosity

False Dmitry V would be a decent band name


kawaiian

False Dmitry is the band name and V is the debut album


FighterOfEntropy

They should open for The Decemberists.


Functionally_Drunk

The False Demitry Five


Yuli-Ban

Even that's probably rookie numbers compared to the fake Anastasias.


crazyfoxdemon

You know that shit would've been far more wild if it had happened a century or 2 earlier before film.


PenguinProphet

Fun fact: Some people used this legend to (briefly) pass themselves off as being the recently-returned Nero only to be put to death after getting outed as fakes.


dibs234

Why on EARTH would anyone try and pass themselves off as Nero? He was apocalyptically unpopular after he, you know, lost his freaking mind. Plus, Vespasian would have put them to death real or fake as they would have been a threat to his rule. Just seems like a lose lose lose on every side.


HecateEreshkigal

Short answer: critical historiography Long answer: Depictions of Nero as an insane tyrant are the result of contemporary politically-motivated character assassination. Nero was immensely popular during his rule. The Pseudo-Neros and the subsequent “Nero Redivivus” legend attempted to capitalize on how well-beloved he was by the Plebians to fuel popular revolts. The idea that he would return was common for centuries after his death, casting him as a sort of precursor to Britain’s King Arthur mythos. It’s also notable that at least two of the Pseudo-Neros were supported by the Parthians.


MrCunninghawk

Very interesting


rapaxus

Nero near his end of his reign was massively unpopular though, to the point that his death caused a monetary crisis to happen shortly afterwards as people didn't want to use money with his face on it. At least that is what my professor for Roman numismatics in university taught me.


HecateEreshkigal

It’s a case of diverging opinions between elites - who were influential in shaping historical narrative, numismatics and portraiture - and the commoners - who were mostly consigned to the subaltern. There was also a bit of an east/west divide involved.


AethelweardSaxon

He was hated in the West but loved in the East. The Greeks loved the idea of a divine king who was a maestro musician. There are stories of his temples still being honoured in the East a long time after his death.


AzertyKeys

Nero was insanely popular with the common folks. Unfortunately for them they aren't the ones who write the history books


BustinArant

Suicide by Nero


Plzbanmebrony

Well it was the year 68. They didn't have internet. Nero was simply the ruler of Roman empire to most people.


LupusLycas

Unless you were a Christian in the city of Rome, or an attractive young man, chances were that Nero's escapades would not have affected you at all. The empire kept chugging along despite Nero's negligence mostly because it was decentralized by modern standards.


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Obvious conspiracy theory somehow takes how and leads to grifting. People haven't changed changed in thousands of years.


Mapkoz2

and approximately 1900 years later he started a successful music career before going back to his planet


garlic_naan

And created a cd burning software


moonLanding123

120%


LookupPravinsYoutube

I guess he’s done Roman.


MonsterRider80

Sure. For all his many, many faults, Nero was more or less beloved by the regular folk. It’s the Senate and the military that hated him and removed him from office. Nero was an entertainer at heart. He just wanted to be the centre of attention, bust out his lyre and recite poetry. The common folk ate this up, they absolutely loved seeing their emperor make a spectacle of himself. The aristocracy and military, however, were appalled.


QuoinCache

Didn't conservative Romans hate him for being 'feminine' and 'Greek' because he played an instrument? You could be a good Roman and fuck boys but singing and playing the lyre made you 'gay' (in the early 2000s middle school sense)


thewerdy

Yeah, that was part of it - it was so far beneath the dignity of someone of his status that it was an embarrassment. It would be like if a Modern head of state decided to become a stripper while in office. The other part was he was completely disinterested in running an administration. Imagine some important governor or official coming in to discuss some tax policy or infrastructure project, and then getting told to "Shut up and listen to my awesome new lyre composition." And then he could be removed from his post so that Nero's drinking buddy could have a good job and an excuse to hang out with Nero more.


seattt

> The other part was he was completely disinterested in running an administration. Imagine some important governor or official coming in to discuss some tax policy or infrastructure project, and then getting told to "Shut up and listen to my awesome new lyre composition." And then he could be removed from his post so that Nero's drinking buddy could have a good job and an excuse to hang out with Nero more. We've likely had some variation of this with the Trump administration tbh.


SunsetPathfinder

Sort of, but it was more of a social faux pas that he behaved like an actor/entertainer than it was considered "feminine" or sexually deviant. The Romans viewed actors as lower than prostitutes, it would be even more extreme than a modern president/prime minister willingly producing and starring in obscene fetish porn from a shock value and cultural panic standpoint.


AtmosphereEarly9442

Actors, actresses and other entertainers were labeled as inflames in Roman society. They lacked alot of the rights of common Romans. Others inflames were Prostitutes, Gladiators or those who had been declared such as judicial punishment. They were viewed as lesser, at least in part, because they put their bodies on display to entertain. A real Roman citizen was expected to instead value his privacy. Most actors and actresses were also slaves or freed slaves, so low class. When Nero, who was supposed to be the upmost elite, was instead doing things that should make a person infamis (singular for infames,) this disgusted the Roman elite. But Nero had also killed his mother (she deserved it honestly) and spent the treasury to buy the people's love and build himself a palace, so they had other reasons to hate him as well. That said, most of what you here of Nero was propoganda. Some other stuff, such as his burning Christians to light his parties, is still up to scholarly debate and thus not 100% confirmable. A better historical comparison for looking down on someone for being feminin is the roll a Roman male played in sex. A Roman who had sex with a woman or a male/boy of lower class was expected to be the dominant partner and the one who penetrates. If it was revealed that the roles were reversed, he would be labeled a pervert.


The_One_Who_Slays

Huh, I didn't study Roman history much, but from whatever little snippets that I read it was that Nero was mostly hated. Didn't know it was the nobility that despised him, I just assumed that it was universal. Now Fate/Extra and FGO's portrayal of Nero makes sense, it always felt a bit weird to me before with that meager knowledge I had of him.


AtmosphereEarly9442

Nero was subject to one of the most successful smeer campaigns in history. Most of what your hear of Nero was written by his enemies or long after his death. He still wasn't a great Emperor, but the people loved him. (He blew the treasury in part to buy their love.) Towards the end of his reign this may have changed a bit in Rome, but not as much throughout the empire. One of Nero's finest moments was in fact the fire in Rome. He wasn't even in the city to start it as is commonly believed, but he did open up his palace to common Romans who lost their homes. After Nero Rome was a mess. 3 different rulers, constant civil war and  8 months under a brutal dictator whose troops raped and pillaged common Romans in Rome. Vespasian eventually settled things a touch less than 2 years later and was a pretty good emperor. But with these events in mind, coupled with the previous view of Nero as a man of the people, it makes sense that a rumor of his returning as a saviour was started.


apgtimbough

And to add, it would've been the return of "The Caesars" in a very real sense. The Julio-Claudian line was quite literally considered divine. I'm sure many people longed for the guidance of Augustus' heirs to return.


thewerdy

Ironically Nero's biggest PR win was squandered when he requisitioned a massive burned out area of Rome to build his sweet new palace. The remains of the Gold Palace can still be seen, though most of the estate was demolished to build the Colosseum.


scoreWs

Hated emperors didn't last much unless they were feared a lot. Nero was a complex figure, creative, innovator. I don't think the general public hated him, at worst they ridiculed him when he went too far. And as an emperor jobwise he was fine, even good. The fire didn't have anything to do with him. But people were outraged by the palace he build after that.


TheMadTargaryen

Look at how many people love Trump despite him being a shitbag, same thing with Nero.


burritolittledonkey

It's actually thought by some scholars that references in Revelation to the antichrist coming back are references to this conspiracy theory and Nero


Elisevs

The 616-666 dichotomy has me convinced that this is correct.


SirRevan

What's the significance with thise numbers?


recycled_amry_acct

The book of revelation talks about the beast and the beast has a number to identify it. In Hebrew, letters also count for numbers or gematria. Sometimes a sum of numbers was used to identify a name like bob: (b)2+(o)15+(b)2=19=Bob. The number in revelation is not six six six but six hundred and sixty six ( or 616 in the earlier manuscripts). Nero’s name in Latin is Nero Kaiser, transliterated into Hebrew and added up equal to 616. Nero in Greek is neron keiser transliterated to Hebrew and added up is 666. Check out data over dogma podcast episode “mark of the best” if you want more.


Tifoso89

Nero Caesar. The Kaiser was the German emperor


Elisevs

And yet, based on the current best understanding of Classical Latin pronunciation, the titles were pronounced the same.


SEND-MARS-ROVER-PICS

Hail unto Caesar!


LupusLycas

Actually it was Νέρων Καῖσαρ (the NT was written in Greek).


LickingSmegma

*616 iirc.


Vermouth1991

Marvel Comics is satanic confirmed /s


Randvek

> by some scholars You’re underselling it. This is easily the consensus. There really aren’t any other serious theories.


Alistazia

Yeah. The beast with seven heads (Rome) has a head that dies and then lives again (Nero) is how that has been interpreted


Effehezepe

Many biblical scholars believe this is what the 666 in Revelations refers to. This is because Nero's name in Greek was Neron Kaisar, which in Hebrew writing is spelled Nrwn Qsr. In Hebrew numerals Nrwn Qsr is counted as: N=50 R=200 W=6 N=50 Q=100 S=60 R=200 Which all equals to 666. This is also explains why we have a version of Revelations that marks the number of the beast as 616. Whoever made that copy probably decided to drop the second N from Nrwn to make it more like Nero's Latin name, thereby subtracting 50 from 666, ending up with 616.


didijxk

So the Anti-Christ lives on the main Marvel Earth? Earth-616?


Effehezepe

Yes. [Yes he does](https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Daimon_Hellstrom_(Earth-616)).


solidddd

Marital status: "Divorced" lol


TheBalrogofMelkor

He was married to my favourite character, Hellcat


jmarcandre

They didn't choose 616 out of a hat when they named the main Marvel universe. Writers generally always know where they get concepts from and it is always either intentional or aware (as much as people hate their high school English teachers for bringing this up)


SordidDreams

This is a great specific example of a larger point, namely that Revelation (and the Bible in general) was written by someone living at the time for an audience living at the time. For two thousand years, people have assumed that it's all about them, that the visions and prophecies it contains relate to their own times, that the end of the world is just around the corner. Nothing could be further from the truth. Jesus was supposed to come back within the lifetimes of those listening to him, Nero was supposed to come back soon, etc., etc. It wasn't looking ahead thousands of years. You needed to repent *now*, because shit was about to go *down.*


burritolittledonkey

Yeah it’s kinda funny that Jesus himself was probably an anti-Roman occupation of Judea end times preacher (thinking that God would come to free Israel from Roman bondage), got killed, and a lot of the early movement (Paul, Revelations), had similar vibes - God is coming back **soon**, repent, don’t have kids, don’t get married if you can manage it - all of this stuff is irrelevant because it’s all going to change ASAP. Then it spreads among the gentiles, gradually becomes Romanized after a few generations, and after 3 centuries is adopted by the Romans themselves, and people calling themselves Caesar or some variant proceed to be Christians, an evolution of this initial anti-Roman message, for the next two thousand years. The real historical Jesus would be spinning in his grave, I think


MagicMushroomFungi

I was told 666 represented Ronald Wilson Reagan.


zacharinosaur

Legit had a teacher take a whole class to talk about how Obama was the Antichrist in middle school


Arcapella

We might’ve had the same middle school history teacher lol. Mine also taught us how Reagan was the best president all throughout the year


KiiZig

jesus, i never had these type of teachers. was it as awkward as i imagine or mostly "teacher forgot their meds again, free class yay"?


Arcapella

At the time I didn’t realize how off it was, he had me actually thinking Reagan was the best president lmao. Him and his identical twin ended up retiring from my school district after working there for like 35 years. He was pretty well respected but definitely brought a right wing agenda to the classroom


Effehezepe

Hey, there's nothing that says both things can't be true.


ginger_whiskers

How many times I tole you, better not dream of telling white people the truth?


UpgrayeDD405

Scholars now believe his name translates to Keyser Soze.... coincidence??? I think not!!!


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TheGreatCornolio682

Who knew that times of severe political struggles would trigger false pretenders? Water is wet.


Juniper_Moonbeam

My son is very into Clifford books and Clifford both has a best friend who leads their pack of friends named Nero, as well as a brother named Nero. This is only tangentially related, but it bothers me.


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Hour-Shake-839

No your thinking about FDR that’s why he was secretly in a wheel chair


ShopObjective

If you go on Wiki and start at Augustus and click "Successor" till you reach the end, you will land on the current president of France


Jsmith0730

Almost like humans have always been crackpots.


ELEMENTALITYNES

Maybe he’s in Argentina


cowsniffer

Senior Hilter


flodnak

Not a unique case, either. In the year 1000, Norwegian king Olav Tryggvason died in a sea battle. His body was never found. Among ordinary people there were rumors that he had been rescued and taken to shore (perhaps by angels) and decided to either enter a monastery or go on a pilgrimage to the Holy Land. There were claims that he had been sighted in Jerusalem for several decades after his death. I suspect most countries that are old enough have a story like this.


basylica

I swear he was drinking a beer with elvis at the bar last week


HowRememberAll

I learned from TikTok that George Floyd and Jeffery Epstein were alive and partying in Tel Aviv. It's gonna be hard to top that one


breaker-of-shovels

The funniest part is how the belief persisted into the 5th century. That’s like believing Hitler is still living in Argentina today. This is why men are all constantly thinking about the Romans: they’re just like us and it’s fascinating.


Yuli-Ban

> That’s like believing Hitler is still living in Argentina today Considering the amount of time, that's more like thinking King James is still alive and hanging out in Plymouth and ready to drop a new Bible.


Glittering_Oil_5950

“Drop a new Bible” that made me laugh 😂


Meme_Pope

He’s about to appear at Coachella 2024


Deadbeathero

He’ll be playing along with Sublime without Rome


dasbtaewntawneta

they made a movie about it, called Finding Nero


h-v-smacker

And a game about him working with modern technology, called Nero Burning ROM.


knoegel

Well, I mean, back then disappearing would have been substantially easier than it would be today. Most citizens would have only seen Nero on currency or statues. Rich folk could just take their money and move somewhere else and no one would be the wiser.


whsthirtyfive

He just wanted to continue to get drunk with the boys and not worry about fires.


Mervynhaspeaked

Nero was quite popular with the Roman populace. His modern reputation is a classic lesson on historiography and the importance of sources. Nero, much like Domitian later, really centralized power and did not respect Republican institutions such as the Senate. As a result the wealthy senatorial class despised them both. And the writers that followed were all from the wealthy senatorial class. Hence these two get demonized. Also important to note that they were bothe the last Emperors of their respective dinasties. Nero was the last Julio-Claudian, being replaced by Vespasian of the Flavians, and Domitian was the last Flavian. It pays to demonize the prrevious rulers to earn points with the current regime. Caligula was just insane though.


Cobek

Human nature be human naturing


befarked247

He was alive and well in the 2000s burning CD's


Procrastineddit

Does it help that we’ve always had the massively stupid among us? Yes and no.


DiscountScared4898

But he was dead. Dead as a doornail.. 💀


radiogoo

This must be distinctly understood…


asdf_qwerty27

We needed a few people as ambassadors for the T̷̡̧̨͓͈̰͉̘̩̫̯͙͓̮̟̞̼͎̱͈͍͖͚͈͎̖̠͚͔̝̰̥͙̙͔͖͍̪̫̼͓̞̀̾̊͜͝ͅȩ̸̧̡̧̢̯̖̙̳̤̩̟̺͉̤͙̮̱͔͚͍̯̮̞̪̥͈̣̩̰̦̩͔̩̘̣̬͕̹̼̗͖̙̥̫̰͖̗̘̪͓͇̭͖̈́̈́͋͊̓̈̕͝ͅͅͅm̸̧̧̧͇̬͕̳̹̜͓̤̥̮̠̯̫̝͖̳̦̥͔̺̖͓̺̣̞̖͈͚̗͙̖̗̣̦̗̙̩̤̣̰̞̪͓̙͔̀̂̽͐͗́̐̓̏͆̍̇̑̏́͗̌̉̍̈́̓̊̚͘͜͜͝͝͠͠͝p̵̢̢̨̢̡̛͕̼̼̺͚͓͙͙̝̞̠̥̣̭̝̟͎̠̦͍͔̺͍̰̜̪͔̳̖̫̩̹͈̣̩̘̪͔̲̮̜̳̬̩͕̩̎͑̎͛͐͌̿͗̄̿̈́̐̍̽̎̐̍̈́̿̈́̂͗̈̽̋̇̓͋̉̀́̿͒̆̊̍̒̐͒̾͑̄̚̕͝͝͝ͅͅơ̵̡̧̨̧̧̱̱͚̬͈̹̗̲̙͈̥̜̭̰͓̜͚̱͍̼̥͇̝͙̘̖̭̞̼̘͉̭̭̹̰͙̬̤͜͜ͅŗ̵̡̧̧̨̧̢̡̛̫̳͚̲̱͔͇͖̺̪̲͇̘͔̙̞̱̞̻̙̩̻͈̣͖͈̙͑̀̈̏͗͆͒̉̉̽͆̽̐̿̑̋͑̀̏̊̒̀̐̑̐̃̀̿̋̋͛̆͗͂̍͘̚͝͝͝a̶̛̳̪̦͒̔̉͂̊͊̑͛͑̈́̏̀̒̑́̇̄̇̄̑͂̔͐̅̿͛̈́̓̑̀̽̍̍̆͌̒̉̓͗̉̓̑̑̍̃͐̊͛͘̚͘̕͝͝͠͝͝͠͠͝ͅl̷̨̡̧̛̼̠̭͔̭͓̥̗͙̺̤̗̲̤̤̭̠̟̹̤͕͎̠̟͎̞͚̓͗͂̔̓̐͑́̊̓̀̚͜͝ͅ ̷̡̨̡̨̛̛̛͍̜͉̱̞̪͙̳͇̻̻̹̦̹̲̥̘̲̮͚̺̝̰̙̱̜̝̋̀̍̉̉̀̈́̓̓̉̂̈́̈́͆̀̎̽́͊̌̄̾̃̒̄͋͐̇̏̾̈́̄̚͜͠͝͝b̶̨̰̖͈̲̖̟̰͍͎͔͇͑̿̀̾͋̓̍̃̓̇͆̐͌̏̅̈́̈̓͠͠͝ͅẽ̵̛͙̖̱̪̘͙̻̗̦̼͎̺̅͒̀̇̉̀̅́̈́͗̔̋̎̽͑͌̐̍̆̓̃̍͗̌͆̀̚̕͝ͅị̵̢̡̡̨̢̡̳̱̭̻̞̙̺͍͙͎͇̼̝̝̻̫̯̟͓̞̮͖̦̘͎̗̳̺͕̟̝̰̜͎̮͈͇͚̮̀̅̈́̈̀͊͂̀̊́̓̋͂̽͜͜͜͜͜͝ͅn̷̡͇̗̗̟͎̩̬̳̱̈̋̈́͠g̸̨̡̡̢̨̛̞̬̤̫̻̰̠̰̯̹͎̻̘͍̥͚̱͎̫̦̯̳͔̤͕̝͎̭̺̺̖͉͎͍̗̦͇̳̯̹̫̼͇̜̮̙̹̤͈͓̼͕͙̎̅̌̈́̂͋͛̾̋̀͒͊̊̔̂̀̊̾͊͆̑̓̍͒̉̀͜͝͝͝s̸̢̡̡̢̹̦̥͕̮̗̭͈̙̠͕̪͕̖̪͖͚̯͓̻̤̱̳̘͇̲̘̺̘̯̦̯̗͔͍͑̒̈̑̃̿̍͑̚͜͜ͅ so we borrowed a couple noteworthy individuals like him. They still visit their home time but have to be on the DL.


[deleted]

Nero alive in Serbia, Nero making album of Serbia. Fast rap Nero Serbia.


Buffalo95747

Working at a gas station in Michigan…


_PukyLover_

Isn't it always like that!


Rowan-Trees

Nero is Alive and Well and Living in Paris


DeadbeatAd

Any day now..


Coin_operated_bee

Ancient Elvis


sloaninator

Wonder if he's still alive?


Velorian-Steel

Nero was the last of the Julio-Claudians, a notable dynasty starting with perhaps the most famous, Augustus Caesar. I can understand there being some confusion when Nero died and the successor was not clear.


fricks_and_stones

Legit looks Joaquin Phoenix.


Mtfdurian

There's a reason why his name is Phoenix I guess


kingmea

I think he’s dead now. I solved it


CaptainRex5101

Somehow, Nero returned


pm_me_your_bbq_sauce

Some say he's still burning CD's to this day.


noeljb

I new it! I swear I saw him in Mexico ten years ago.


xkimo1990

Sounds like he was inspired by his buddy Jesus Christ


zanillamilla

>"A great king will flee from Italy like a runaway slave unseen and unheard over the channel of the Euphrates, when he dares to incur a maternal curse for repulsive murder and many other things, confidently, with wicked hand. When he runs away, beyond the Parthian land, many will bloody the ground for the throne of Rome. A leader of Rome will come to Syria who will burn the Temple of Jerusalem with fire, at the same time slaughter many men. [...] Then the strife of war being aroused will come to the west, and the fugitive from Rome will also come, brandishing a great spear, having crossed the Euphrates with many myriads [...] Great wealth will come to Asia, which Rome itself once plundered and deposited in her house of many possessions" -- *Sibylline Oracles*, 4.119-146 (written in the late first century CE)


singeblanc

We knew it, folks, didn't we? When that no-good Senate approved Emperor Galba - it was rigged! It was totally crooked. Everyone loved Nero! Look, ask anyone, Nero had the highest approval rating of all time! Maybe better than Caesar, but I don't say that, but people say that, it's true! But maybe Caesar, he was good too. But it was rigged, by the never-Nero senate. SAD!


Aleyla

I heard he got mad and went back in time to kill Tiberius’ dad.


Centuari

Time is a flat circle.


SomeDudeSaysWhat

And that conspiracy is fucking us over to this date, since the Book of Revelations was inspired by it and it is motivating the christofascists that are waiting for the Rapture.


Hk-Neowizard

Nero isn't dead, he just went home


skedeebs

To Graceland.


shawn_overlord

Look Castratius, all I'm saying is I didn't SEE him die, they could tell us anything in the rotunda and we'd believe it!


BatterySizzled

He'll be back any day now and will declare the election null and void and become Trumps VP!!! ANY DAY NOW!