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lord_ne

> To forestall a renewal of the sovereignty disputes, in November 2000 Italian divers planted a Sicilian flag on the top of the volcano in advance of its expected resurfacing. In a ceremony attended by Prince Carlo, Duke of Castro (a descendent of Ferdinand II) and his wife Princess Camilla, a marble plaque was lowered into the water, with Prince Carlo proclaiming that the island "will always be Sicilian". > > The marble plaque, weighing 150 kg (330 lb), was inscribed "This piece of land, once Ferdinandea, belonged and shall always belong to the Sicilian people." Within six months, it had fractured into twelve pieces.


-Dutch-Crypto-

Damn thats a lot of divers. Why not just send one?


Historical_Invite241

In case the first 1999 all die in unfortunate circumstances.


Mr_Tester_

"So tonight I'm gonna party like it's 1999"


sunward_Lily

If only they'd sent two thousand and *one* divers!!!


Historical_Invite241

... a sea odyssey.


MattheqAC

When will they learn?!


SufDam

They'd have to wait a year for that.


metalflygon08

The other 1999 carried the pasta.


cannarchista

Pasta alla marinara


naclest79

Frutti di mare


AusCan531

The first Why2K problem.


PupDuga

Any pictures of the divers? šŸ˜


ThatNiceDrShipman

Diversity


The5uburbs

I guess they didnā€™t consult anyone with basic geology knowledge. Marble is metamorphosed limestone, which is very susceptible to breaking down in the outdoor elements due to chemical weathering.


moonLanding123

Someone knows somebody who owns a marble cutting business.


StaysAwakeAllWeek

It's Sicily, I'm sure the Mafia took their cut


Klezmer_Mesmerizer

ā€œI know a guy. Stony Tony.ā€


twelvethousandBC

"gaze on my works ye mighty and despair"


[deleted]

Try again with a 660 lb rock


Manos_Of_Fate

ā€œBut the fourth one stayed up!ā€


DoctorGregoryFart

That's some biblical shit. Badass.


OllyDee

Pretty sure Terry Pratchett based his book Jingo on this exact event.


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Connorbee93

Thanks Mr. Bot!


imianha

What if its a Mrs Bot?


Skatchbro

Or a Miss or Ms. We shouldnā€™t assume the marital status of the bot.


sexsaint

That's my wife you are talking about good sir. Or ma'am..


fireandlifeincarnate

Isnā€™t Ms. explicitly for NOT assuming it, which is why it started getting used instead of Miss?


Skatchbro

Or we could call everyone Mx. Avoid the whole thing altogether.


sn0qualmie

While playing a board game with an NB friend of mine, I was trying to decide on the right language for a shit-talking about how much in-game currency they had amassed, and I settled on "Mx. Moneybags over here" but pronounced the letters separately instead of as "mix." Ever since then, M.X. Moneybags has lived secretly in my head as my favorite slightly-gangsta nonbinary form of address.


TheWildTofuHunter

Iā€™m digging Mx. Moneybags šŸ¤©


Time-Bite-6839

Mā€™ks?


Shodpass

DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS. The capture has some guy blowing into the mic near the end of the story.


ProselytiseReprobate

Timestamp?


Shodpass

I really don't feel like searching for it, I'm sorry internet


PolishSoundGuy

Boo!


Shodpass

You're the polish sound guy, you do it.


PolishSoundGuy

I just did. The audio sounds like itā€™s coming out of a tin can. A cassette tape would sound better than this šŸ˜‚ The blowing starts near the 9th hour


Shodpass

Thank you kind sound guy. I was painting a living room.


Duytune

me when I lie


Guilty-Web7334

Good bot.


angry2alpaca

Good bot


selflesslyselfish

Reflex by Steven Gould


soulsteela

Good bot


yellowmnm

The Search for Wondla by Tony DiTerlizzi


shashwat986

Good bot


PM_ME_UR_POKIES_GIRL

Shush Bot.


crankdownbandit

Good bot


SuperNerdAce

Good bot


Deadened_ghosts

I thought this as soon as I saw the title, am not disappointed to see it as top comment.


lucidity5

That son of a bitch knew everything


GodzillaDrinks

Including the exact moment to die. He rode out exactly as everything stopped being funny.


HeyWhatsItToYa

According to the article, yes, he did.


OllyDee

Iā€™ll give my self points for being right. And then take them away again for not reading the article. The flawed life of the average redditor.


DeluxeHubris

Phew, glad I read the comments before saying anything myself.


HeyWhatsItToYa

I do this pretty regularly, too. I was actually about to close the article after reading the interesting parts. But then, buried in the references in pop culture section, there was kind of a buried reference to it.


ianmacleod46

Iā€™m reading it literally right now. Just popped it down for a couple of minutes to get a snack and check my phone and this was the first thing that came up on Reddit. Honestly kinda spookyā€¦


tkingsbu

Lolā€¦. Came here just for thisā€¦ Such a great bookā€¦


Bravisimo

I think you mean Django? The D is silent.


madmelgibson

Hillbilly


muskratio

"Jingo" is a word meaning to be extremely in favor of war, usually with a strong current of patriotism.


OllyDee

Iā€™m sorry, did you say Pjango?


originalchaosinabox

This was a G.I. Joe comic when I was a kid. G.I. Joe and Cobra had an all-out war for an island that barely lasted for 24 hours. The island, not the war. War was called off when the island started sinking. EDIT: My brain was tickled enough that I had to go find the issue. [Marvel issue #80: Rolling Thunder](https://gijoe.fandom.com/wiki/Rolling_Thunder_(Marvel_Comics_issue)).


[deleted]

Based


Runarhalldor

Thats a very cool premise for a story


Landlubber77

Christ, even Atlantis was a British colony.


tgt305

Sun never sets


TokoBlaster

Cause God doesn't trust them in the dark.


NoobOfTheSquareTable

Jokes on you, the sun is also always set


Supplyin_Da_Man

Not when ya live in the sunshine, Bane. Perspective!


DoctorGregoryFart

[Ya'll must have forgot.](https://youtu.be/akbzRuZmqVM?si=5in6tOb_enTPvGrf&t=50)


Slood_Refurgance

Leshp.


sn0qualmie

Dere's a name what hasn't got its teef in.


allpowerfulbystander

Jingoism


Slood_Refurgance

Also, I loved that the Wikipedia article references Citation Needed. Love the Tech Diffs. Team Chris.


wgloipp

Never happened.


_FruityScent

Was really worried for a moment that Britain wasn't in the running but thankfully we stayed true to form, we'll claim it when it next pops back up


92xSaabaru

[Obligatory Citation Needed episode](https://youtu.be/9PlQPJmh95U?si=e5eKEgG_Jeryww6Q)


One_Ad5301

Like, dear Offler, the man has been dead 9 years and we're still just scratching the brilliance of his mind.


TheFilthyDIL

GNU Terry Pratchett.


Ozymandias-42

Buster call?


comedycord

5 elders: Graham island? That place never existed.


ToreNeighDough

Legit my first thought too šŸ˜…šŸ˜‚


skullyfrost40

Interesting


verenika_lasagna

Very


CldWtrDiver100

Barely enough time to start a war over it.


MyNameCannotBeSpoken

I call dibs


makenzie71

Yeah it's the island of Leshp.


ty_for_trying

We should all call it Ferdinandea Island. Wikipedia appears to be taking a stance by calling it Graham Island, but [their argument](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk%3AGraham_Island_%28Mediterranean_Sea%29#Moved_back_to_Ferdinandea_Island) is that's the most common name for it in English. How was that determined? How often is this island actually discussed? A few online articles use the Sicilian name and boom, the British name falls out of use.


Lozrac

The rest Wikipedia sites call it Ferdinandea, the spanish Wikipedia, the french one... all of them.


RoamingBicycle

Actually not all of them. Farsi calls it Graham Island.


TurtleNutSupreme

Places can have different names based on languages. Germany/Deutschland, Florence/Firenze, Naples/Napoli are some quick examples.


HughesJohn

Falklands/Malouines/Malivinas


ty_for_trying

Not really the same scenario.


webb2800

All the more reason to continue calling it Graham Island. We all continue to call it that and it will just be de-facto accepted as British, which it clearly is.


throwawaygoodcoffee

Graham is such a shit name for an island though.


Vegan_Harvest

The island will return when humanity deserves it.


willfrost21

Atlantis speed run.


DulcetTone

Do not tell China


vinay1458

Same happened between india and Bangladesh: "New Moor - Wikipedia" https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Moor


AusCan531

I can see the Brits of that era saying "Well, that island is obviously part of Britain"


FutureBoy2099

"It exists, therefore..."


dramamunchkin

Later on that became the plot of a Diskworld novel.


wolflordval

Jingo was one of the best novels.


AIPokemon

In a ceremony attended by Prince Carlo, Duke of Castro (a descendent of Ferdinand II) and his wife Princess Camilla, a marble plaque was lowered into the water, with Prince Carlo proclaiming that the island "will always be Sicilian". The marble plaque, weighing 150 kg (330 lb), was inscribed "This piece of land, once Ferdinandea, belonged and shall always belong to the Sicilian people." Within six months, it had fractured into twelve pieces.


mymoviesandshowss

Taylor Swift also claimed that island, but without all the racists


IreliaEboy

What


_PukyLover_

I had a discussion with a theist (religious guy) who told me basically "it was easier for him to believe that god did it than it was to wrap his head around the science that says that mountains are created by tectonic upheaval, Same principal applies in this case maybe!


ShEsHy

> it was easier for him to believe that god did it than it was to wrap his head around the science that says that mountains are created by tectonic upheaval How...just, how? I mean, if you push two solid things together, they're not gonna go through each other, they'll usually go one side up and the other down. We learned this stuff in elementary school, for Christ's sake (pun intended).


_PukyLover_

The discussion happened in Afghanistan, we were both contractors, we were in a small camp that was surrounded by high bare mountains, I was going to continue the discussion by pointing at the very visible sediment lines on the mountains but I thought "why bother arguing with a fool!"


86753ohnein

"Whatever caused the 1831 discoloration is historically significant in theĀ United States, becauseĀ Nat Turner, an enslaved preacher inĀ Southampton County, Virginia, took the bluish-green sun as a divine sign to begin what became known asĀ Nat Turner's slave rebellion, which ended with the deaths of more than 200 people and led to new laws across the South further restricting the liberties of slaves, including banning their education and limiting their religious freedom."


FutureBoy2099

The fact that this led directly to Nat Turner's Rebellion is amazing in every sense of the word.


ooouroboros

I hate it when my islands disappear like that.


CoolVidsFTW

[Half as Interesting made a video about this island a few years ago](https://youtu.be/JFeESzANUXE)


HeyPhoQPal

https://youtu.be/IkJqKOb0ZhY?si=32N1B-wwEYk9hSno


imapassenger1

Not as good as Sandy Island in the Coral Sea, which never existed but was on maps until it was "undiscovered" in 2012 by an Australian expedition. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sandy_Island,_New_Caledonia


mazdampsfan1

They got too greedy.


panshrekual

So thatā€™s why Taylor Swift wanted to go back


webb2800

Clearly British territory. We need it for our rock collection.


rnavstar

Thereā€™s an island on the east coast of North America that the USA say they own and Canada says they own. US goes there, remove Canadian small flags to plant small American flags, then the Canadians go and remove the American flags and plant small Canadian flags. Also leave Canadian whiskey, canā€™t remember what the Americans leave.


QBaseX

I think you're getting mixed up. You're thinking of Hans Island, which was disputed between Canada and the Kingdom of Denmark (the Kingdom of Denmark is divided into three constituent countries: Denmark, the Faeroe Islands, and Greenland; Hans Island lies between Canada and Greenland). They've finally agreed to share the island, and have put a border across it. This was partly a response to Russia's invasion of Ukraine, as an object lesson in how civilized countries settle territorial disputes. A side-effect is that Canada and the Kingdom of Denmark have both doubled their number of international borders.


ndasmith

Hans Island.Ā  On the border of Canada and Greenland.Ā  The "dispute" ended in 2022. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whisky_War


AmusingVegetable

I think only Canada and Denmark would handle a war like that. Itā€™s almost a shame it ended.


rnavstar

Thatā€™s the one!!!


ccr2424

I believe youā€™re referring to Machias Seal Island. [https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Machias_Seal_Island](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Machias_Seal_Island)


Time-Bite-6839

[RFK Jrā€™s mother, Ethel Kennedy, is still alive!](https://people.com/ethel-kennedy-rare-appearance-photo-96th-birthday-celebrations-8630561)