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BreBhonson

I knew someone that died taking a selfie. He was hiking around Zion Canyon and took a selfie too close to an edge and fell quite some distance. Was alive on impact but died before they could get him to a hospital due to the remote location.


fietsvrouw

The way people act in National Parks is really scary. I saw someone almost go over the edge at Sahalie Falls. He was at the back of a group and the photographer wanted them to move back so everyone was jostling into him and pushing him backward. He managed to grab someone before completely losing his balance. (On that same trip I waded in and pulled another person's dog to safety before it got pulled over the falls.) The summer before, my roommates saw someone fall at Silver Falls and die.


PSN-Colinp42

People assume it’s like Disney or something where they’ve made it completely safe. I was in Zion a couple years ago and thought many times how easy it would be to slip and die.


fietsvrouw

Zion is gorgeous - that must have been a great trip. I think you are spot on - people assume "if it were not completely safe to the point of being idiot-proof, they would not let me go here". I used to get new grey hairs every summer watching people in shorts and sandals going up mountain trails that people die on every year carrying nothing but a half liter of bottled water for three adults. :O


MZ603

Yep. That’s why Mt Washington in NH is so dangerous. People think it’s an average day hike. My friend and I turned around when it started raining and gusting above the tree line and the temp dropped 20F in a matter of minutes. We were disappointed, but turned around. Passed two college kids in shorts, sneakers, and t-shirts on our way down. We told them they should turn around. They didn’t. We hung out in a shelter for a bit and when we got to the bottom, the volunteers were gathering for a rescue. I assume it was for those two.


fietsvrouw

I hope they made it down. Really glad you and your friend had your wits about you. I had a roommate in college my Sophomore year and at Christmas break, her family went winter camping. She wandered away from camp, got lost and froze to death. It can all go so wrong so quickly.


SCP106

I'm so sorry for your loss. That is so sad... I hope those two got back safe as well.


micmea1

A lot of people don't understand areas where Temperature can swing drastically. I made the mistake myself one night in Yellowstone. It was in the mid 80s all day, the campground we stopped at was near a river and it felt great getting to swim and cool off. I was using a camping hammock at the time and my sleeping bag was more designed for hot/humid climates. Woke up and it was below freezing. I would fall asleep and have dreams about putting on a thick pair of wool socks. Spent the night between my hammock and then rekindling the fire to warm up until I couldn't stay awake anymore. It was probably the longest night of my life lol.


MZ603

Yep. People think Mt. Washington is like any other MT on the East coast, but conditions can be brutal. There is a reason the tree line is so much lower than the Appalachians in the south. I made the same mistake on Lafayette. Low of 55F was not the forecast for that elevation. Did not get any sleep. We ended up wearing every layer we had, piling snow against the side of the tent for insolation, and stoking the fire all night in 10F. Humbling experience. When they say a sleeping bag is rated 0F that doesn’t mean you will be comfortable at that temp haha Slept till noon after the sun came up and made our next camp much lower in the Presidentials.


tunnel-visionary

Ahh, the White Mountains, where people ignore the weather warnings along the trail and die from hypothermia in July.


MZ603

Grew up there & participated in three searches - two successful. Same goes for Maine. People underestimate how vast and thick that woods is. There’s a reason the Navy has a SERE school up near Rangeley, ME. The prominence of those peaks can leave you completely exposed. It’s not like hiking Mt Mitchel


tractiontiresadvised

I think pretty much every national park has a book written about the stupid deaths in it; [this](https://www.mountaineers.org/books/books/pickets-and-dead-men-seasons-on-rainier) one about Mount Rainier NP has examples of people doing more or less what you described.


ncc170what

https://www.damfirm.com/disney-deaths/#:~:text=64%20people%20have%20died%20at,as%20of%20August%201%2C%202023.


TheLastLivingBuffalo

Damn, the poor girl that died on the Carousel of Progress. What a way to go.


ilyilyily

cant imagine being the crew that “cleaned” the scene


micmea1

Yosemite and Yellowstone are particularly dangerous for inexperienced outdoors people. "Oh I'll just hike on up to Halfdome." It actually gets pretty sketchy and the week I was there 3 people died in the river (where there are countless signs telling you that you WILL die if you jump in the water). Yellowstone has its obvious dangers, like the buffalo and the hotsprings. But it is also a *massive* wilderness area. A lot of people assume they can go off trail because they have a backpack and camp supplies but you can very easily get lost if you don't have a lot of experience navigating with a map, compass, and knowledge of terrain. So many Americans live in metropolitan areas have absolutely zero understanding about how big and potentially dangerous the wild is, especially if you lack any survival skills or equipment.


zyzzogeton

You don't even need to fall. [People go to White Sands and forget to plan for the heat.](https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2015/08/08/french-parents-who-died-on-new-mexico-trail-saved-sons-life-by-giving-him-their-water-sheriff-says/) That story continues to *haunt* me.


HKBFG

I watched a lady walk right up to a bison like she was gonna pet it. She was definitely in range of the thing when she realized what she was doing.


thehelldoesthatmean

It's bonkers how many people don't understand what a national park is. I used to work in one and people would regularly ask us what time we feed the animals or put them up for the night. I'd have to explain to people "This isn't a zoo. Wild bears just live here."


Banished2ShadowRealm

Yeah! People are so stupid... anyway can we pet the animals? Or are you guys strict about that?


Aglaonemaa

Sure you can pet them. You might not live but that’s natural selection 🤷‍♂️


fietsvrouw

I worked at a huge State Park one summer writing procedure manuals and manning the emergency radio when the rangers needed to go out and rescue a hiker. It was one of the most stressful jobs I ever had because it was right across the highway from an eating disorder clinic and the patients used to go running on the trails to escape the ban on exercise for their anorexia. They inevitably had to be rescued because of the Texas heat in summer and their generally weakened state, and I often wondered if they were hoping the run would finish them off, but in all likelihood they were just that stupid.


OptimisticOctopus8

>I often wondered if they were hoping the run would finish them off, but in all likelihood they were just that stupid. *A lot* of anorexic people are passively suicidal. In other words, they aren't going to directly kill themselves, but they like the idea of dying by accident since then the matter would be taken out of their hands without them having to actually do it or be remembered as someone who died of suicide. Of course, some are actively suicidal, but my point is that I wouldn't chalk that trail running behavior up to pure stupidity. And even in cases where it's stupidity, I wouldn't assume it's pure. The toll anorexia takes on the body makes it hard to think clearly and reasonably until someone has had a good amount of time to heal while at a healthy weight.


fietsvrouw

I think you are right - it is probably a mix. It really worried me because they already had distorted perceptions of body and health and in the Texas summer, even a healthy person can get into trouble very, very quickly. Healthy people don't go running in the heat of midday when it is 110 degrees. None died in the 4 months I was working there but I still think about it from time to time.


commanderquill

I'm confused why they would run on that specific trail? Wouldn't they be more likely to be caught by whoever's helping them at the clinic?


fietsvrouw

It was across the highway out of sight of the staff, and that particular State park was about 8200 square kilometers, so huge. Even the rangers had trouble finding them once they got out there.


tractiontiresadvised

Same goes for state and local parks. I saw a list of frequently asked questions posted at San Juan County Park in Washington state, which is in an area where there are resident killer whales and people go to look for them. One of the questions was something like "What time do the whales show up?" with the answer of "They're wild animals. They do whatever they want."


Methuga

> (On that same trip I waded in and pulled another person's dog to safety before it got pulled over the falls.) This next to the rest of your post is really ironic, considering this is how a *lot* of people die in national parks lol


fietsvrouw

You got me. I am actually dead and my ghost is just hanging around to tell the tale. Seriously though, it is a choice I would make again. The owners were not in earshot and I was not prepared to watch a golden retriever go over the falls because it was unfortunate enough to have the stupidest people on earth as owners. That is different than being unaware and jostling around to get a photo standing at the top of a cliff.


curse-of-yig

Don't listen to the other dude. You're a good person for saving that dog.


wonder_crust

Good people can be silly too


Methuga

I didn’t say he wasn’t a good person. But statistically, a *lot* of people dying in parks do so trying to save their pets


OppositeOfOxymoron

On a trip out to western Canada, saw somoene standing on some rocks, in the middle of a river, with a baby on the dude's back - less than 100m from the edge of a 200m tall waterfall. If dude slipped on the wet rocks, not only did he run the risk of crushing or drowning his child, he could have been easily swept down the river and fallen to his (and his child's) death. Further to that, he would be risking the lives of the rescue team who would have been tasked with recovering his body. Just cataclysmically stupid.


the_silent_redditor

My mate was killed by a shark. I knew it was a rare thing, but had no idea it was *that* rare. He was a surgeon and he was brilliant and funny and honestly so nice; I know a lot of surgeons who are.. not so nice, but he was just a great guy. He stood out from everyone. It fucking sucks he went like that. I can’t imagine the terror and pain and anguish he went through.


FocusPerspective

You know when you get to the top of Angel’s Landing, and you’re standing there on a large dome with 1200’ drops on all sides?  I saw some idiot and his idiot girlfriend taking selfies there and the dude slips at the edge, lands on his ass, and stats sliding towards the edge.  She was very concerned that he not drop his phone because it was expensive.  This dude was like 6” away from going over the edge and she’s yelling about his phone. 


Rough-Barnacle-2905

After like 5 hours of hiking and getting to that point in Angel's Landing, I was mad that the view was not nearly as admirable as the pictures made it out to be. I fucked up my knee on that hike and to see the view which looked so generic to me (I grew up in desert mountain town and have seen similar views before) upset me because I hurt myself for what I felt was a "view I could see at home " lol


Medium-Web7438

Jesus. Homie could have just used photoshop to make him closer to the edge and shit.


zamfire

Falling off of cliffs, even pretty small ones, is seriously dangerous. My coworkers cousin fell less than 10 feet and hit his back and head on the way down. He slipped into a coma and they took him off of life support after a week. He was really young too.


LoveThinkers

Link to the [wiki List of selfie-related injuries and deaths](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_selfie-related_injuries_and_deaths)


Very_Bad_Influence

What I learned from this list is trains are hunting people who take selfies


MaimedJester

Shortly before, they posted the message "Standing right by a train ahaha this is awesome!!!!" to Facebook.


Methuga

One of the reference links is a feature story several months after the incident, and they interview the conductor and engineer. These lists are kinda goofy in a surreal way, but reading what was going on in the conductor’s mind as he tried frantically to signal to them for a quarter-mile, until they just disappeared from view … it’s harrowing


MaimedJester

Well most likely these incidents went to court and whatever train company had to prove they were not liable for the incident.  You don't even need unanimous consent for a civil litigation so you only need 51% of the jury to agree with a fucking corporation instead of the grieving family Members.  So shit like posting on Facebook moments before you die you're intentionally getting close to trains to take selfies... Eh, as much as I hate big whatever, I'm gonna say there was no way they could have averted that level of stupid danger behavior by morons. 


Toadxx

Also, trains take a long, *long* time to stop. It's extremely unlikely that a conductor of an already moving train would be found liable. Due to the laws of physics, there really isn't much they can do.


ShriveledLeftTesti

They are also hilariously predictable seeing as they can only move on tracks that are quite permanent, make a very distinct, loud noise, and they are the oldest form of motorized transportation. Trains have been around for generations, running on the same immovable lines, yet people still find a way to get run over by them. Says a lot about humanity


Basic_Bichette

Every time people talk about train deaths, the myth that trains can absolutely always be heard in advance comes up. **[It isn’t true.](https://www.popularmechanics.com/technology/infrastructure/a3134/how-trains-can-be-silent-killers-16627219/)**


palimpcest

*Physics makes us all its bitches*


MaimedJester

We're all stardust. Almost certainly a single piece of your body, probably a carbon atom was once part of a Dinosaur. 


broberds

We are stardust, we are golden We are billion-year-old carbon And we've got to get ourselves Back to the garden


That-Ad-4300

I didn't practice physics law, only train selfie and bird law.


Head-Ad-2136

That was an actual viral trend for a bit. People would stand right next to the tracks with their back to the train and either film or take a selfie of it driving past them. Turns out a lot of people don't realize that a train is wider than its tracks.


PSTnator

There's a whole niche of videos involving people in India playing games with trains. Stuff like hanging out the side of a train hauling ass slapping signs, dodging posts, balancing acts, etc. With some predictable results, of course.


Gaemon_Palehair

I've read several stories on reddit about people somehow thinking the train will roll right over them just above their faces like that scene on breaking bad.


Jugales

Were they screaming “Oooh long Johnson”? https://youtu.be/JaKo3g19E9Y?si=Y97-EuDiXKdqGaoQ


ohhh_long_johnson

You called?


MaimedJester

A six year old account with 2 comments has been summoned. 


Small-Palpitation310

finally their time to shine


Shotz0

r/beetlejuicing


slartyfartblaster999

Faith hilling was way cooler


trev2234

Trains are insidious attackers. They wait around a bend, behind the cover of trees. Sometimes for hours or days. Waiting. Just waiting. They have all the time in the world. Then someone decides to take a selfie on the tracks, or beyond the warning line … At the end the train laughs.


Very_Bad_Influence

I can’t tell you the number of times I’ve caught a train getting ready to pounce on my friends and I as we are organizing ourselves for a selfie at the bar or a sporting event


Big-Employer4543

The key is to look directly at them and make yourself look bigger. They're ambush predators, and will become embarrassed if they get caught in the act.


Gaemon_Palehair

Oh man when does Thomas the Tank Engine hit the public domain.


Bender_2024

Trains are brutal hunters. If you are hit by one of them you'll never be the same. Luckily they are easily avoidable. They are large, noisy, and never deviate even an inch from their routes which are clearly marked by their tracks.


Entei_is_doge

Apex predator in India


GenericHoomanAccount

Can we support the trains in any way, like is there a go fund me for trains doing the lords work?


bardemgoluti

natural selection


gdo01

Holy crap, its like you are hexing someone the moment train plus selfie come together


-SaC

*Just when you thought it was safe to get a train in the water*.


Mccobsta

Some stations in the UK have signs up that warn against self stick usage due to over head lines


LudicrisSpeed

[There's been well documented footage of trains hunting people, as well.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjbUnn32_zU)


Browncoat23

It’s Blaine! Blaine the train!


Bryanb337

Blaine is a pain


Browncoat23

And that is the truth.


CantInjaThisNinja

Uh.... It is horrible that people lost loved ones but this page is morbid comedy.


TeaBagHunter

Until you reach "A 15-year-old boy was taking selfies with a toy gun when police opened fire on him, killing him."


Makalockheart

This one was pretty tragic and unlucky too: "a 14-year-old high school student fell to her death after losing her balance while taking a selfie with a friend near a staircase landing of their school in Pasig. She sustained a sharp blow to the head from the fall and broke a rib, which pierced a kidney".


bingusfan1337

Yeah, there are a good handful of very stupid people in the list (especially the ones pointing guns at themselves), but there are at least as many genuine tragedies, and lots of deaths that would have happened regardless of selfies. All the comments saying "selfie-takers deserve it, natural selection!" are just cruel and ignorant.


HerpaDerpaDumDum

>Two young men died in the Ural Mountains after they pulled the pin from a live hand grenade to take a selfie. The phone with the picture remained as evidence of the incident.


improbablydrunknlw

This one stands out as stupid game stupid prizes. >Two young men died in the Ural Mountains after they pulled the pin from a live hand grenade to take a selfie. The phone with the picture remained as evidence of the incident


LudicrisSpeed

There is a surprising number of elephant-related incidents on this list.


EEpromChip

It sounds like they are trying to set up some playful competition. Sharks better up their game...


JATION

"Two young men died in the Ural Mountains after they pulled the pin from a live hand grenade to take a selfie. The phone with the picture remained as evidence of the incident." Holy shit!


joe4553

I’m pretty sure that is just dying from a grenade.


JATION

All of these people have died from somthing else. None were actually killed by the phone.


Jackpot777

Technically correct. However: a lot of them wouldn't have been in the positions they were in if they weren't taking a photo or video for social media. The most that died in a single event in the USA is a good example of this, when five people drowned in New York's East River in a downed helicopter. Why was it downed? One of the passenger's safety tethers got caught in the emergency fuel shutoff lever, and it dropped like a stone when the fuel was cut. How did that tether manage that? The passenger had his foot dangling out of the helicopter. Why was his foot outside the helicopter like this? He was specifically taking a "shoe selfie", which is when a person's shoes can be seen in a photo or video while they're dangling out of the open doorway of a helicopter. Everyone died of something else, and that something else is brain hypoxia (lack of oxygen to the brain). AIDS never killed anyone because they all died of things like pneumonia; pneumonia never killed anyone because they all died of brain hypoxia. But you have to admit, the selfie / AIDS played a big direct part in things.


JATION

That's my point, yeah. Those two probably wouldn't have pulled the trigger off the bomb if not for wanting to take a selfie with it.


Ok_Relation_7770

I get why a helicopter might need to shut the fuel off in an emergency but it doesn’t seem like it should be something that can just accidentally be flipped while you’re in the air. I don’t know what the solution is but I feel like there’s something wrong with that.


FrenchFryCattaneo

That's what the phones want you to think!


JATION

Yeah, the whole thing sounds phoney.


Choice_Blackberry406

"Oooh THAT'S what the pin was f-"


__karm

The Belgian woman that fell into a boiling hot geyser? Frigging *yikes*


MaimedJester

Happens all the time in Yellowstone National Park in America. People are stupid and think it's like a las Vegas manufactured spectacle. Not hey humans found one of earth's exploding pimple of boiling destruction come check it out. 


I_like_maps

>A boat overloaded with 20 people in a reservoir in Central Java capsized when the passengers all suddenly moved to one side of the vessel, which was helmed by a 13-year-old, to take a group selfie. Nine of the passengers drowned, including two children. I feel bad for the kids but what the fuck were the adults thinking?


xkise

>what the fuck were the adults thinking? About taking the selfie duh


pabmendez

"Eleven people died in [Rajasthan](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rajasthan) after being struck by lightning near a watchtower at the [Amer Fort](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amer_Fort). According to police, some of the victims were taking selfies near the tower." Well, feel this was not their fault


akatherder

Agree, that's a loose fit. Feels like you need to be doing something dumb/risky for the selfie. I'd be bummed if I was taking a safe selfie and some freak accident happened to kill me, then I got grouped in with these knuckleheads.


bradpittisnorton

whoa. That is a lot of drowned Indians.


SnakeJG

> A 15-year-old boy was taking selfies with a toy gun when police opened fire on him, killing him. I'm not sure we should blame the selfie on this one.


BiploarFurryEgirl

TIL elephants fucking hate selfies


GreatQuantum

Lot of stupidity


IWasSayingBoourner

Jesus, India, what are you doing? 


Advanced-Budget779

Interesting how many people die from water-related situations, especially in 🇮🇳, 🇵🇰. Also how many from trying to save their friends/others.


Nugur

Not sure how accurate but maybe they don’t know how to swim?


oneofchris

The amount of people getting hit by trains, electrocuted by train wires, and shooting themselves in the face while posing with loaded guns pointing at their heads is... not encouraging


AnthillOmbudsman

That list is massive. I don't understand being so invested in these deaths that one spends tiime adding more and more content to it with sources and everything.


RandomRedditReader

You've never met a Wikipedia editor then.


rollie82

So if you were swimming in the ocean, you'd be better off encountering a shark than a selfie.


Ok-Algae-9562

If you are taking selfies in the ocean your chances of making BOTH lists exponetially increases.


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rollie82

Fwiw, it was a reference to some [current events](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/man-or-bear-in-the-woods-question)


DimitriV

It was also funny.


hi_robb

But, did any die because they were killed by a shark while taking a selfie?


NibblyPig

Would you rather be alone in the forest with a selfie stick or a bear?


PSN-Colinp42

How much cocaine has the bear had?


NibblyPig

He's not sharing if that's what you're asking


_Diskreet_

What happens if I’m willing to exchange for, let’s say, a pot of delicious honey?


zamfire

"Oh bother Piglet, I am high as shit"


Aethermancer

That's the wrong question. I'm not concerned about that, what I want to know is: How much cocaine does the bear have left?


cuntmong

I would rather be a bear. Who wants be alone in the forest with a selfie stick?


NibblyPig

It's a real bastard situation, because the selfie stick, you can take a selfie. The bear, he's so cool, but then you can't take a selfie with him so your friends will never believe you.


Pepito_Pepito

Is it a black, brown, or polar selfie stick?


rabidstoat

Do you mean was the person taking a selfie, or was the shark taking a selfie?


This_isR2Me

its probably hard to figure out that stat because the sharks don't return the victims phones afterwards.


Smirnoffico

Let's start a movie franchise about murderous selfie stick murdering people


Qzy

"In a world where technology rules, one man's invention became a tool of terror. But when its victims fight back, it will stop at nothing for revenge. From the creators of 'Tech Nightmare' comes a chilling tale of vengeance. Rob Schneider stars in... 'Selfie Slaughter'. Coming soon to theaters near you. Get ready to face the deadliest selfie ever taken." \[Screen fades to black\]


aminyy25

Rob Schneiders a ….stapler


onefst250r

Rob Schneider is the Da Derp Dee Derp Da Teetley Derpee Derpee Dumb


NewFreshness

I read that whole thing in that one guy’s “in a world” voice. Perfect.


0x7E7-02

**[Don LaFontaine](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don_LaFontaine)**


KaizenGamer

The premise could be that the selfie stick manipulates the image you see to make it look like you're standing 15 feet away from the rain but your actually right next to the track 


AvidMTB

If you’re walking on a secluded beach, would you rather encounter a shark or a creepy person taking a selfie?


HILLLER

The selfie stick could team up with that murderous rubber tire to kill everyone. Yes, that movie about a killer tire is real and its called Rubber lol Literally about a murderous tire lol


cerealOverdrive

There’s probably tens of billions of selfies taken a year. How many motherfuckers are out there fighting sharks?


SensualEnema

At least 90


workitloud

Not currently.


Lippuringo

Classic survivorship bias


AgrenHirogaard

A more reasonable question would be how many people spend time in water with previous shark attacks?


129za

How many people are in waters where sharks have been? That’s the relevant statistic.


tetraourogallus

Is it though? we actively avoid sharks and have shark warnings and shit. If you mean people who seek out shark infested-waters and go swim in them then sure, but I think that's a very small amount of people.


HairyFur

Statistics like this are really pointless. Yes you are unlikely to get bit by a shark, that doesn't mean sharks all in all aren't dangerous, some are. There is an area of the world so dangerous that the local government banned people from swimming on certain areas of the Island. Google reunion island, at one point it about 20km of beaches there had 1/2 the worlds fatal shark attacks over a 2-3 year period. The bull sharks there mean business and do not consider humans a completely inedible object in the water. >A study released in 2015 showed Réunion had recorded a remarkable 3.15 shark-related deaths per one million people, by far the highest in the world. The next highest rating was that of [South Africa](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_Africa), with 0.76 per one million residents, while the [United States](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States) had a rate of 0.0013 per million.[^(\[7\])](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fatal_shark_attacks_in_R%C3%A9union#cite_note-7) That's just the death rate, basically the sharks there weren't just biting people, they were eating them.


Fakjbf

Also have to take into account total number of man hours spent taking selfies vs swimming with sharks, and I can guarantee it’ll be way more than a 4x difference.


Doug_Mirabelli

Totally agree with your assessment and it always bothers me when people use a statistic like this because a majority of people in the world at any given time are on land all year and literally incapable of being attacked by a shark, therefore any and all data regarding attack frequency using the population base at large is stupid. How about some statistics of how many people swimming in waters known to contain sharks get bit? I bet the rate for that population pool is a lot higher than injuries via falling coconuts or selfies.


hawkeye5739

>are on land all year and literally incapable of being attacked by a shark Ya ok tell that to the brave survivors of Sharknado.


Mission_Fart9750

ALL the Sharknadoes. There were 6 of them. 


HairyFur

Yeah, it's like insinuating driving your car to the shop is actually more dangerous than climbing K2.


Funicularly

Yes, this is like people saying more people in America are killed in automobile crashes than by firearms, so why don’t we ban automobiles. Not taking into account that the majority of Americans travel in an automobile on a daily basis. On the other hand, about 40% of American households own a firearm, and even then most of them don’t carry their firearms or they use their firearms sparingly. For me personally, I haven’t seen a firearm in a couple years, besides when holstered on a police officer.


FrostyD7

More people die driving than they do fighting polar bears. You'd *think* fighting polar bears would be more dangerous, but evidently not!


poseidons1813

I think the point is perspective though for all the shark hate after jaws. We kill 100 million sharks a year they kill less than 10 of us. It's insane in that framing


HairyFur

Oh for sure it's terrible, but it's still just a crazy way to use the statistic. Even people at the beach are not really in high risk shark areas because they tend to stay a little further away from shore than that. If spearfishing became the #1 worldwide sport, you could definitely expect shark attacks to go up to thousands-tens of thousands per year.


nohopeforhomosapiens

The shark stat is also not accurate. We have no idea how many people actually die from shark attacks because for many people they are recorded as missing or lost at sea. There are 90 total Verifiable shark attack deaths, which means someone witnessed it or the person made it to safety but died anyway. Also yeah, bull sharks are extremely dangerous and even swim into fresh waterways.


emmasdad01

That doesn’t even surprise me at this point.


Many-Consideration54

I’m surprised it’s only 379.


mr_Tii

I'm surprised there were as many as 90 shark deaths.


imacatnamedsteve

Looks like that old Dumb Ways to Die song needs an update


obi-jawn-kenblomi

Adding on to other key points, that' should be considered "reported died from selfies" vs "reported died from shark attacks". There are a lot of times where a shark attack results in being recorded as a missing person, accidental death, boating accident, drowning, or just doesn't get reported at all.


dprophet32

How many people were near a shark in that time?


Pukeipokei

Misleading statement. You need to take the number of selfies taken during the time period as the denominator. Similarly take the number of instances where people were in the sea.


PandiBong

Funny statistic that isn’t actually the least surprising. Everyone take’s selfies, very few people swim among sharks.


ManicMakerStudios

It's cultural Darwinism. If you're the kind of person who falls in front of a train or walks over a cliff because you're so focused on taking the photo/video nobody cares about, that's kind of on you. Now if we wanted to go full meta, let's get the found footage of the person who died from a shark attack while trying to get a selfie with the shark.


Haveyoushatmyself

Life is like a South Park episode.


walterpeck1

Lotta people taking this comparison way too seriously, it's not meant to be a scientific comparison of causes of death. But that's reddit for you.


TennisBallTesticles

Fucking idiots 🤦🏼‍♂️


ShitMongoose

How many sharks have died taking selfies?


PollTakerfromhell

Well, it makes sense. People take selfies way more often than they meet sharks.


MegazordPilot

But technically, selfie-taking is not the cause of death is it? If you fall in the water because of trying to take a selfie, and die by shark attack, which one is it?


GuillaumeTravelBud

Sharks are less dangerous than rumored, but people are definitely more stupid than what you imagine


RadleyButtons

I, too, watched LazyMasquerade's new video.


Sevla7

There's a whole sub about people from India who died while trying some stupid selfie for social media... so I guess this number is much higher to be honest.


UrNotMadAtMe

Has to be the dumbest way to die. Relatives probably make up a better death for the neighborhood.


[deleted]

Darwin is on the march! It never occurred to me that *not* being a self-absorbed narcissist would be a survival trait, but there you have it.


Doobiedoobin

Still, if you stay out of the water your odds of being bit by a shark drop to zero.


fidelesetaudax

Near zero. Or have you not seen sharknado?


Beautiful_Series3881

Vanity is a sin. They all got what they deserved. What a crazy stat…


Aggravating-Monkey

Is there any up to date research on the number of people who died in circumstances where they where so busy looking at their phone (often with headphones) that they walked into danger? I'm thinking about the October 2018 City of London study at Ludgate Circus to ascertain how many people crossed the road while looking at their phone showing 4.5% of pedestrians walked into the road distracted from their surroundings by a smartphone (estimated at 1,800 crossings a day crossing multiple times, phone in hand).


Working_Foot_4938

Darwin baby! Darwin....


Heather_Chandelure

People take slefies every day, sometimes multiple times. If those same people spent time around sharks every day, this statistic would look a lot different.


Substantial-Bee-7938

Ladies, would you rather take a selfie or swim with a shark?


HogDawgz

Finally some good news


Beginning_Sea6458

How many people died taking a selfie with a shark?


Then_Investigator_17

I need a Venn diagram showing how many people got attacked by a shark while taking a selfie


Huge_UID

But they also grabbed some boobs.


Pwnspoon

How bout people on their PHONES in their CARS!! I’ve seen people on the opposite side of the street with no traffic in front and no one behind them to honk at them just fuckin sitting in their vehicle just scrolling away. It pisses me off so much.


theycallmecrack

Considering just the amount of videos I've seen of people dying taking selfies, I'm going to assume that number is much higher. Shark deaths are certainly tracked way better as well.


Qontherecord

every summer at our family picnic my uncle talks about how many people died from shark attacks this year. every summer picnic i google how many people die from drowning. it far out numbers the shark attacks. hoping he would get the point. he hasnt and wont.


TKD_1488_

Bet half of them are Indians selfing next to train


WearyReach6776

Chlorination of the gene pool, next up removing warning labels!!


Sabbathius

I mean....it's completely unsurprising. More people take selfies than go swimming in places with sufficiently large sharks. Though I also feel like sharks have been getting away with murder. Like a person goes swimming, there's a splash, and the person is never seen again. Oh well, must have been the wind. This kind of stuff doesn't count towards shark attack stats. Sharks are just really good at hiding the bodies.


Commercial_Fee2840

I've seen so many videos of people dying in the dumbest ways possible for selfies. I think the most braindead way was people being taken out by trains because they just had to get the closest shot possible.


trvppy

The 90 were also from people taking selfies with sharks 🦈


BYRDMAN25

Heaven forbid you take a selfish with a shark


calculating_hello

Both 100% preventable, never go in the ocean and no reason to ever take a selfie.


TacticalSanta

Weirdly enough most people don't have a shark in their pocket for convenience


AHorseNamedPhil

How many died from taking a selfie with a shark?


Chicaben

How many died from taking selfies with sharks?


yossigol

60 people die every year in the US from getting locked in freezers. https://www.insideedition.com/louisiana-arbys-worker-found-dead-after-getting-trapped-inside-freezer-lawsuit-85922


index24

This is the most meaningless “fact” ever if you think about it for a millisecond.