Yes, where lots of diverse things come to get ground down to an indistinct paste under the pestle of unrestrained capitalism and... then the analogy breaks down, for pesto is *actually good*.
Reminds me of that episode of supernatural where a guy inherits a Golum.
Sam: Didn't you have some training or instruction on this thing?
Guy: Well, my dad gave me this book when I was in college. It was a bunch of nonsense...but it had these really thin sheets of paper....and I was out of rolling paper
Dean: You smoked the instruction manual!?
[I eat bibles all the time, dude](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbwmOtJFJF0)
Give them the benefit of the doubt though and assume they’re eating recipes from the Bible. Pesto does taste better than wild locusts at least.
I feel like you might be misinterpreting Matt 4:4, "Man shall not live on bread alone, but on every word that comes from the mouth of God." But you might also be onto something.
And he was right, goddamit.
It’s the melting pot of Italian sauces
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I don’t get it. Like it’s the best sauce?
Try clicking the link
Also the basis for Greendale Community College's school motto: *E Pluribus Anus*
He kept not seeing it! It says E Pluribus Anus! It was driving me crazy
I know it's a but flag
That's because they're streets ahead
Democralicious
I mean, one of the most famous nicknames for America is, of course, The Pesto of the Free World.
The great cultural melting pesto
Yes, where lots of diverse things come to get ground down to an indistinct paste under the pestle of unrestrained capitalism and... then the analogy breaks down, for pesto is *actually good*.
makes sense.
America’s just got that secret sauce
Sauce?
Max Miller is my guess
pesto
Well, I guess we now have a motto.
It was this motto before the red scare changed it to “In god we trust”
would still rather that than the bible. at least pesto is delicious.
Did you... did you eat the bible?
Reminds me of that episode of supernatural where a guy inherits a Golum. Sam: Didn't you have some training or instruction on this thing? Guy: Well, my dad gave me this book when I was in college. It was a bunch of nonsense...but it had these really thin sheets of paper....and I was out of rolling paper Dean: You smoked the instruction manual!?
[I eat bibles all the time, dude](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbwmOtJFJF0) Give them the benefit of the doubt though and assume they’re eating recipes from the Bible. Pesto does taste better than wild locusts at least.
I feel like you might be misinterpreting Matt 4:4, "Man shall not live on bread alone, but on every word that comes from the mouth of God." But you might also be onto something.
*eats god*
That's actually the more common way of doing it (eucharist).
I feel like now we're going to need to discuss all the possible ways to prepare a locust to eat. Fried? Pies? Sandwiches?
Put some honey on there and they’re pretty good. Crunchy, sweet, packed with protein. Gotta pull the legs off first, of course.
Eat bible, shit gospel
Can’t help it Gets shoved down my throat like it or not
What does the Bible have to do with it I'm confused
Learned this from an episode of Tasting History. Max rules.
Inspired by his video, I made some moretum, and it was delicious! Highly recommend.
Make some garum next!
Jimmy?
That's not even his last name, it's Poplopovich!
You mean baby num num?
Legend has it that is the reason why the dollar is green
We are a great pesto! They've also described us as a melting pot, which is actually a pot used to melt metals, but not in the context of this use
Pesto change-o
American motto?
Can you believe that? 92 years old and she never tried pesto.
That's hysterical!!
Of course it was
Pesto, A+
95% of Americans have no idea what this is Lol
Everybody's moving to Seattle.
Well what is the US if not the condiment of countries?
And it never meant "United we stand".
And the voice actor of Jimmy Pesto stormed the capitol trying to overthrow democracy. Somehow we’ve come full circle.
Well....both are made of nuts.
So the proud American motto is wildly Communist eh?
I feel there is some money analogy as the original mentions how while the diverse colors that go in in a green comes out.
Great motto for pesto. Terrible motto for america.