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Swordidaffair

You've never tongued a kangaroos nuts?...be a lot cooler if you did..


DiscoSprinkles

šŸŽ–ļø You win this post.


Emotional-Theory7800

TIL I share a common habit with kangaroos


Vladius28

But it's cool when they do it


LWrayBay

Next time I see a Kangaroo: "We're not so different you and I!"


MitsyEyedMourning

You lick your balls to remain cool. I lick my balls out of desperation. We are not the same.


Pooks23

I feel like this could be turned into haiku.


mkawick

For coolness you lick But lonliness beguiles me Worlds apart we are


genraq

What a strange and dangerous fetish, ever been kicked? Do they hold still?


[deleted]

You lick a kangroo's balls to keep cool, too?


PerNewton

You must have more cool friends than anyone!


JerseyDad_856

Correction: TIL kangaroos ARE cool because they lick their balls


Strange-Act7264

"sure wish I could do that"......." You can try, but he might bite ya".


JJohnston015

Or, "maybe you should pet him first."


gimme20regular_cash

ā€œHere, like this, you have to let him sniff you first. *See?*ā€


MaskedAntelope

TIL female kangaroos die from overheating...


CHRLZ_IIIM

Theyā€™re the ones licking the balls


Bug1oss

Last time I was in Australia, we went to a petting zoo that had kangaroos. They were all male, and super docile and chill. The zoo keeper told us it's because they were all castrated. They even sold souvenirs like bottle openers with the scrotum skin over the handle. Weird place.


shewy92

I think one of his guests gave Craig Ferguson a pair of kangaroo balls


RainManToothpicks

I'm throwing out my a.c. and getting a kangaroo next summer


TheHairyHeathen

Why wait? Get it now and have the bonding done with come warm weather.


JFunkX

They lick their balls not yours


iamhereforthegolf

If you have ever seen a absolute unit of a male kangaroo you will know they have a formidable undercarriage . Looks like two pears in a burlap sack. Sadly they have the same shrimp like penis as a dog.


space_monster

when I was playing golf once there was a huge bull roo on the green right next to the flag. I thought maybe I could play around him but he growled at me like a fucking demon, so I just took the par and moved to the next hole


iamhereforthegolf

If they stand up your proper fucked.


canalrhymeswithanal

You know who ELSE has the same shrimp like penis as a dog?


iamhereforthegolf

A wolf?


Nothing_

Why does that make you sad...


iamhereforthegolf

That's between me and the kangaroo


amatulic

Reminds me of an old joke: Q: Why do dogs lick their balls? A: Because they can.


jcpainpdx

Why do kangaroos lick their balls? ā€˜Cause itā€™s hot


wiscogamer

Wait you guys donā€™t do this too?


gimme20regular_cash

Whoa another kangaroo? Sup mate!


nosnevenaes

This works for humans as well.


pickleer

It always made me feel pretty cool when I did it (mine, not theirs, ewww)!


nickrod5471

I have to convince my wife to lick my balls in the summer then.


43guitarpicks

Kinda makes me forget about how hot i am....


Thebillyray

That makes me hot, not cool


sthanatos

Same


RedSonGamble

When overheating, male kangaroos sweat, and will often lick their scrotum. As the moisture evaporates, it draws heat away from the skin and helping to cool the testes.[3] Title should be ā€œkangaroos keep their testicles cool by licking themā€


space_monster

well, technically they are keeping themselves cool because their balls are part of them. they have other methods for keeping other parts of themselves cool. also, female kangaroos have 3 vaginas


RedSonGamble

I guess it would be true youā€™re right but misleading


Puzzleheaded_Base767

Same.


[deleted]

Same


freakinweasel353

I would if I could but I canā€™t so I wonā€™tā€¦


rnottaken

So kangaroo ladies are hot?


kozmonyet

Admit it--you probably would too if you could reach them. /s (Dives for cover)


Cloud_Fortress

Samesies


baguhansalupa

OUR BATTLE WILL BE LEGENDARY


upcountryhermit

This was a question at my local brewery for trivia night a few weeks ago. They said the answer was ā€œlick their armsā€. I demand a redo


biffylou

This is true. They lick their wrists because their blood vessels are very close to the skin, and it cools the blood down as it flows through.


twinn5

All the cool kids are doing it


cleoginger

like sunglasses cool?


DavidBloodyWilson

I can relate.


Re-AnImAt0r

It cools me down too but that's not why I do it.....


oracle70

Same.


Nortius_Maximus

sounds like a malicious rumour that a wombat would spread


Blah12821

It cools their testicles not the entire kangaroo.


squirrelmirror

Same.


ccknboltrtre01

Im not alone?


sandtymanty

That's why Australia made them their national animal.


SoggyMang0

I too lick my balls because Iā€™m hot


MarcusForrest

It isn't the only thing they lick to keep cool, not even the first thing.   They usually lick their **forelegs & arms** first and foremost - just think about it, balls offers very little surface area, while arms have much larger surface area. It is evaporative cooling, so you want the largest surface possible _(and whatever is accessible)_   > [šŸ–¼ļø **Kangaroo licking arm**](https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-dad44b2eb5d8f62e88ae0997883e6704-lq) > [šŸ“‘ **1973 study**](https://asknature.org/strategy/foreleg-licking-cools-skin-2/)   _I remember reading about it as a kid and I'd often ~~lick~~ spray water on my arms and legs for a noticeable refreshing effect, more impactful and refreshing than in the face_


PM_ME_YOUR_REPORT

So Iā€™ll be cool if I lick kangaroo balls?


Hedfuct82

Hey, I would if I could. Actually, I may even want to lick my own balls, too.


ButtholeQuiver

If licking your balls is cool, consider me Miles Davis


llewapllyn

Don't we all?


Keffpie

Just like humans!


Lovethehairy

Me too!


hyletic

Fun fact: The CDC records indicate that the first occurrence of Ligma in humans was a result of cross-species transmission.


Orbnotacus

Is that "temperature cool" or "Chester cheetah cool"?


Gr3aterShad0w

Very cool šŸ˜Ž


mrbeamis

So the females are hot?


Alternative-Flan2869

My dog is cool with that too.


[deleted]

Thatā€™s cool. I do the same thing


JazzlikeGap9832

TIL I have something in common with kangaroos