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Ill_Body_4391

He is a very proud American citizen who loves his country


R4ZUNDER_SC0RE

he fucking hates the queen of england. we aren't sure why, but he does


AgentSnowYT

The queen better be ready on the 27th.


MonchMunch

How?


Mighty_Djole

How?


[deleted]

How?


Effective-Issue-514

How?


MintOnThePillow

How?


GreenBeanzsz

How?


friskcat

How?


lefloys

How?


-NekoSan-

How?


Scorpaic

Why’s this guy getting downvoted lmao


AgentSnowYT

They don't like how I talk about lizzy :/


BadLEGZ

How?


Flowercrown1098

How?


ZetaTheEchidna

How?


Skaxva

How?


Tg6713

How?


Far_Mushroom84

How?


SailRod

How?


AquaJasper

How?


YourAvgJoe21

How?


Midnightrose07

How?


Qwoski

How?


AnxiousCatGod

How?


LuukTheGamer

How?


hi_kaka

How?


RouuBot

How?


WolfLi0919

How?


JoBoPlayz

How?


OscarTheOwl533

How?


scar_is_bad_

How?


[deleted]

he hates women


nWord06

he's fucking based holy shit


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nWord06

my negus 🤝


[deleted]

He killed his ex-wife, Maria, and then proceeded to hide the evidence in his backyard under the birdbath before the concrete was set


ThatGayKokichi

r/oddlyspecific


you_do_be_sorry

No this ones true


Chickenking39

r/beatmetoit


Charity-Common

r/beatmeatoit


Informal-Anteater-

r/beatmeshutthefuckup


Personofthepeople123

He didn't jump in the Cadillac


hiinevitableimtony

He didn't put some miles on it


Bugjay

He refuses to give you anything you want


miikaru

He hates smiles, especially yours


Bugjay

he thinks you don’t deserve it. In fact, he thinks you deserve nothing


[deleted]

And he will not give it to you


Midnightrose07

the gold jewellery isn't shining bright


DaniellePenhallow

He didn't have strawberry champagne all night


ArtyFox_5055

Nor does he have silk sheets and diamonds all white


Aryanman27

Unlucky for him that’s what he doesn’t like


Chickenking39

He doesnt like


kingteena

He didnt have sex near some ice in the morning


Coding_Monke

caac*


ACTIVE_ALPHA

He lives in America and loves everyone in America


Rileymar12

He despises Wilbur, Tubbo, Philza, Techno, Dream, and Ranboo with a passion


AgentSnowYT

but besides philza Minecraft all these are true


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AgentSnowYT

Brothers hate eachother


Lazyyy_0

He is an adult


Moki_4200

I thought this would pop up more than it has


Scuba_Tuba328

He got the world record minecraft speedrun


Riverwatcher88

He's never killed a woman and if so he would feel really bad about it


[deleted]

i will not ruin the 69 upvotes


nice___bot

Nice!


IGoOofALot14

good bot


[deleted]

good bot


Specialist_Quarter76

He’s very short


Reasonable-Ad-137

This one is truw


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Elevenismyaltereggo

Did you not read the title


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YelperQlx

Ngl I didn’t see that coming


MrJay300

What did thay say?


[deleted]

He’s old enough to go to a strip club with Logan Paul


AgentSnowYT

**logan came back**


[deleted]

**Plot twist: Logan was never real and the whole vlog was just a hallucination**


GIANT-GOAT-PEEN

He is a mature adult


Maxim3_

He absolutely despise gogy


2Jojotoro

Hs is good at talking to women


Raptor_GamingRSA

F


Mighty_Djole

F


MaisyDoon

F


OscarTheOwl533

F


Sam_Dimi

F


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EVillVivi

F


crescenttLIVE

Is 6’3


starly1604

Please 😭


BearBear-Gaming

Hates playing minecraft


sameejo16

he loves americans :))


masquitobite

He’s an adult


AnimeandRamenFan

he jumped out the cadillac


Valor_yt707

He just got a speedrun world record


ShadowTRN

Him being 6’3


Saucy_Jack69

He’s a grown man


mrcakesaysiamgood

He is a homophibic


Cameri_123

He's not a child


Misterboidoi

His hair is black


wucci11037

he would be a horrible queen of england


GGGrace_69

He is gay and hates women and doesn’t understand lesbians


Theslipperytoad

He isn't a lesbian


Ok-Ebb-9952

He is an adult


The_meep_sheep123

He’s an adult


alexdude231

He has a girlfriend


The_hamberger_101

He absolutely loves America


PlatonicSimp

he’s a husband haver


-mochii

He’s an adult


Spicycrisps

He has microscopic feet.


-CoolBean-

He’s just as tall as Wilbur


Kasmanian_devil

He promoted fans coming to meet and greets not because he wanted to meet them, but because he wants all of them to get covid (basically half of Twitter)


Axzon2000

He is not a big man


christmas-taco

He's an adult


HeyBlisters

he disrespects women


CarterDoseStuth

He is an adult.


worldsmallestvolin

He is 6’3


[deleted]

he is 6 ft 3


oliver6942069

He’s 6 foot 3


Odd_Senpai

Hes an american businessman who likes to flirt with men on the weekend, his favourite activity is chess and he enjoys casual walks on the pier with his good friends WilburBlade and Tubza minecraft, the only man in Florida to have a divorce


No-Establishment8128

Pog


Data_YouTube

He runs a YouTube channel called Dream with over 25 million subscribers


heater101

He loves men


Minecraft_Me

He is not a member of the Dream SMP and never will be


Acf0211

He didn’t go to a strip club with Logan Paul


Reasonable-Ad-137

He wishes prince Phillip was still alive and married to the queen


demonking3246

He is a virgin


YandereChanNoOffcial

He can get girls easily


FunnyGuyOnReditt

Being an adult


Papillon_XD

He’s an adult


Forever_aloneVR

He loves cats and everything about them


ZealousidealFrame359

He’s an adult


gracemotley

He enjoyed hanging out with Logan Paul for the vlog


A-gay-mess

Tommyinnit has 0 wives


white_beanie

He is a very adult man yes pay taxes is adult :)


JaaaaaaacobExCraze

He likes ranboo


KlausBubby

He’s dating Dream’s sister


_dreammachine

he thinks philza is the worst person alive and he is american and loves men


Top-Library-8497

He's not annoying at first


[deleted]

He is a man


AgentSnowYT

He gets all the women and is knee deep in prostitutes


KawaiVinner

He’s an adult


Personofthepeople123

He is a mature adult


MyDogsPP

He loves women


lSupeMisty1

He knows how to speak to women


that_guy12346

He lost his virginity with his girlfriend


VenomCon

He hates all British people and loves all American women


thatsaffaan

he really loves the song "jump in the candillac" by bruno mars


Mastakillerboi

Tommyinnit is a man that doesn’t drink cola and says that he’s annoying 24/7


[deleted]

Tommyinnit doesn't jump in the Cadillac.


Vincenthespy

He is an American 23 year old that hates swearing


Lo-fi_Girl

he doesn't swear at all


ProfessionalInjury98

His real name is Tony innit


Olziket

He hates woman and he loves men (not gay trough)


Kra_Hme

He jumped in the Cadillac


LightTapHeavyAttack

He's bald


Duckybrine_606

He hates swearing


Automatic_Artist4259

He's 9'5


Cocoa928

Hes not lesbian


[deleted]

Most people find him funny and not annoying when they first watch him and he doesn’t ask you to subscribe


Atlas_Venom

hes a trans lesbian (not)


Rosefox551

Addison rae is better than him


InvestmentNo1741

Hates the queen of England so much he punches a picture of her. Also he is the proudest American EVER


Foxyplayz3

Hes not British and hates the queen


[deleted]

He‘s definitely not an angry child.


Luckily_u_aint_me

He loves the song "Jump in the Cadillac" and hates the queen and is 6"4


Old_Macaroon4138

He’s a responsible adult


wojtulinus

A clever way to disguise a “tell me something this man isn’t” post


Therealjamsteo

Has someone Done that already?


Low-Yogurtcloset-215

He's a stupid idiot


Brianna377

He’s 6’3”


Existing_Dog5510

He's a small man


tetriQuinn

Homeboy has some weird obsession with of Wait and Stal


CustardNo1150

He loves americans and men. He is also an adult who hate the queen of England


yo-boi-pizza275

He gets girls


[deleted]

Hes black


momoted_exe

he's adopted


The_ded_meme445

He beat Dream in the SMP


Maxim3_

He kinda did. That’s why dream is in prison now


The_ded_meme445

Eh, kinda. But based on how many times Dream killed Tommy and vice versa, Dream tops out there


Epickduckdude

That he’s cool


TechnicalStuff3215

Oof


PlEaSe_sToPgujhbn

Most people don’t find him annoying


DIO_BRANDO_29

He's annoying


SampleText0822

He is real


[deleted]

He’s a child


SkadaBoofer

He is funny


memememer3

he is gay


[deleted]

He's a good youtuber.