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ineedabreakplz

Her mouth, her hair, her face, her clothes, her shoes and he even got her a bit on her purse for later. Bro is never coming back from that 😭


AmysteriousCanadian

Getting blocked for life 101 😂


tattookajira

There is definitely no coming back to this. His friends would bring this up every chance they could get for sure 😂


evlhornet

I’ve never vomited on anyone but once in Disneyland after a long hot day and after a nighttime show I spilled a full ass serving of pasta salad on a poor young lady. Your comment reminded me of that horrific scene. Italian dressing in her hair, clothes, purse, shoes, down her bra. I know this because she was narrating it as she pulled the vinigary pasta out. Lady if you’re out there, I’m still sorry, and I think about it all the time.


David-Puddy

His pull out game is weak


KingSchwifty

It went IN her purse too 🤢😭 not the worst part but half that shit gotta get tossed


Slick_DaWizard

The fact you see this guy recoil a little, and continue to Mack until he vomits


Strawberry____Blonde

In my experience, not that I've ever yakked on someone, closing your eyes can make the room spin.


AmysteriousCanadian

True haha


PsyKeablr

Dude had butterflies in his stomach but forgot he also drank a fifth earlier as well.


secinvestor

Bro was *into it* until he *wasnt*


Jeffrey_Epstein_RIP

He's a squirter.


B0Y0

That's just classic Himeno moves.


yummy_dxm

She must have been too hot to not take the chance. Better chances next time bud.


CBBuddha

I started to feel sick while on a first date with this beautiful woman. I powered through but by the end I was in front of her house making out with her and I could NOT wait any longer. I think I just said “This was so nice. I’ll text you later?” all while holding my vomit in. I managed to drive to my work (which was conveniently right around the corner from where she lived) and ran to the bathroom. It was after hours and luckily I had a key. I never heard from her again. My boss thought the surveillance footage of me running through the store to the bathroom was hilarious.


SpunSesh

Haha sort of same when I was a bit younger, her dad came home, was the sneakiest Ive ever snuck until I spewed everywhere in their neighbours garden, ahhh good times, he was a huge South African and so was her brother so safe to say I was pretty nervous already haha


yummy_dxm

I had vomit ruin a perfectly good blow job that tears me up inside to this day. Regrets are stupid


_lliilliiill_

Farts are the true bj ruiner. There's something about greasy, bean-forward meals that make women want to slob on the knob, and it's barely enjoyable because I'm holding back the winds of Satan.


magichronx

It even spewed out sideways so you know she got a mouthful. Bleeeghhh


theRinde

Stan Marsh and Wendy


fingers

There are better ways to tell a girl that you're gay.


conqueefstador12

Taste like shell fish


Iron_Knee66

Lieutenant Dan, she ta-sted like cig-a-rettes


silnt

Hey some people are into that


Woodwolf24

“One time, I was at this party… and I was sitting on the couch with Amanda McKinney. She was just sitting there, looking beautiful. So, I lean in to kiss her, and I realize I have gum in my mouth. So, I turn to spit it out and put it in a paper cup. I turn back, and Amanda McKinney throws up all over herself. I knew the moment it happened, it was a miracle. I could have been kissing her when she threw up. It would have scarred me for life. I may never have recovered.” If there’s one person out there who gets it, I’ll be happy lol


Mammons-HotBuns

YES


cranop

In her purse! Hahahaha


miaaavernnn

awe poor dude he'd be on a shirt


SpunSesh

Genuinely asking, what do you mean by this? Only time Ive seen it said is if someone's gonna be killed


frankywaryjot

She doesn't have to eat dinner today does she?😆😆


afrikana2022

he got malaria or too much booze?


arnoxeouslol

Fuck in her mouth and purse


Kanako_fujishima

Not only in this life! Also on the after life. Like never


TheBackpacker2

lmao


Mohannd2100

Probably all other lifes as well


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Mammons-HotBuns

Hell no.


Careless-Process-594

that'll teach you not to make out with hammered people real quick


funghettofago

I wasn't ready for this


th30ne44llth3hardQs

You can see his body heave first as well, that warning was already there but he ignored it


captainsquattythighs

Chainsaw Man?


Complex_Shoe7422

Watched this ten times and it's still everything lol


Parkerloper

Oh my, her new nickname just became "Spitbucket"


sana2k330-a

Mwuahaha😂


liquidice11

Yeah, no


BMWfanboy83

Damn, her breath must smell like bigfoot’s dick for him to vomit like that.


najing803

Might’ve hit a dead tooth


Professional-Hat680

You just know she took that right in her mouth