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I’ve never vomited on anyone but once in Disneyland after a long hot day and after a nighttime show I spilled a full ass serving of pasta salad on a poor young lady. Your comment reminded me of that horrific scene. Italian dressing in her hair, clothes, purse, shoes, down her bra. I know this because she was narrating it as she pulled the vinigary pasta out.
Lady if you’re out there, I’m still sorry, and I think about it all the time.
I started to feel sick while on a first date with this beautiful woman. I powered through but by the end I was in front of her house making out with her and I could NOT wait any longer. I think I just said “This was so nice. I’ll text you later?” all while holding my vomit in. I managed to drive to my work (which was conveniently right around the corner from where she lived) and ran to the bathroom. It was after hours and luckily I had a key. I never heard from her again. My boss thought the surveillance footage of me running through the store to the bathroom was hilarious.
Haha sort of same when I was a bit younger, her dad came home, was the sneakiest Ive ever snuck until I spewed everywhere in their neighbours garden, ahhh good times, he was a huge South African and so was her brother so safe to say I was pretty nervous already haha
Farts are the true bj ruiner. There's something about greasy, bean-forward meals that make women want to slob on the knob, and it's barely enjoyable because I'm holding back the winds of Satan.
“One time, I was at this party… and I was sitting on the couch with Amanda McKinney. She was just sitting there, looking beautiful. So, I lean in to kiss her, and I realize I have gum in my mouth. So, I turn to spit it out and put it in a paper cup. I turn back, and Amanda McKinney throws up all over herself. I knew the moment it happened, it was a miracle. I could have been kissing her when she threw up. It would have scarred me for life. I may never have recovered.”
If there’s one person out there who gets it, I’ll be happy lol
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Her mouth, her hair, her face, her clothes, her shoes and he even got her a bit on her purse for later. Bro is never coming back from that 😭
Getting blocked for life 101 😂
There is definitely no coming back to this. His friends would bring this up every chance they could get for sure 😂
I’ve never vomited on anyone but once in Disneyland after a long hot day and after a nighttime show I spilled a full ass serving of pasta salad on a poor young lady. Your comment reminded me of that horrific scene. Italian dressing in her hair, clothes, purse, shoes, down her bra. I know this because she was narrating it as she pulled the vinigary pasta out. Lady if you’re out there, I’m still sorry, and I think about it all the time.
His pull out game is weak
It went IN her purse too 🤢😭 not the worst part but half that shit gotta get tossed
The fact you see this guy recoil a little, and continue to Mack until he vomits
In my experience, not that I've ever yakked on someone, closing your eyes can make the room spin.
True haha
Dude had butterflies in his stomach but forgot he also drank a fifth earlier as well.
Bro was *into it* until he *wasnt*
He's a squirter.
That's just classic Himeno moves.
She must have been too hot to not take the chance. Better chances next time bud.
I started to feel sick while on a first date with this beautiful woman. I powered through but by the end I was in front of her house making out with her and I could NOT wait any longer. I think I just said “This was so nice. I’ll text you later?” all while holding my vomit in. I managed to drive to my work (which was conveniently right around the corner from where she lived) and ran to the bathroom. It was after hours and luckily I had a key. I never heard from her again. My boss thought the surveillance footage of me running through the store to the bathroom was hilarious.
Haha sort of same when I was a bit younger, her dad came home, was the sneakiest Ive ever snuck until I spewed everywhere in their neighbours garden, ahhh good times, he was a huge South African and so was her brother so safe to say I was pretty nervous already haha
I had vomit ruin a perfectly good blow job that tears me up inside to this day. Regrets are stupid
Farts are the true bj ruiner. There's something about greasy, bean-forward meals that make women want to slob on the knob, and it's barely enjoyable because I'm holding back the winds of Satan.
It even spewed out sideways so you know she got a mouthful. Bleeeghhh
Stan Marsh and Wendy
There are better ways to tell a girl that you're gay.
Taste like shell fish
Lieutenant Dan, she ta-sted like cig-a-rettes
Hey some people are into that
“One time, I was at this party… and I was sitting on the couch with Amanda McKinney. She was just sitting there, looking beautiful. So, I lean in to kiss her, and I realize I have gum in my mouth. So, I turn to spit it out and put it in a paper cup. I turn back, and Amanda McKinney throws up all over herself. I knew the moment it happened, it was a miracle. I could have been kissing her when she threw up. It would have scarred me for life. I may never have recovered.” If there’s one person out there who gets it, I’ll be happy lol
YES
In her purse! Hahahaha
awe poor dude he'd be on a shirt
Genuinely asking, what do you mean by this? Only time Ive seen it said is if someone's gonna be killed
She doesn't have to eat dinner today does she?😆😆
he got malaria or too much booze?
Fuck in her mouth and purse
Not only in this life! Also on the after life. Like never
lmao
Probably all other lifes as well
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Hell no.
that'll teach you not to make out with hammered people real quick
I wasn't ready for this
You can see his body heave first as well, that warning was already there but he ignored it
Chainsaw Man?
Watched this ten times and it's still everything lol
Oh my, her new nickname just became "Spitbucket"
Mwuahaha😂
Yeah, no
Damn, her breath must smell like bigfoot’s dick for him to vomit like that.
Might’ve hit a dead tooth
You just know she took that right in her mouth