War wagons are overpriced?! I might be infected then. Having a squad of three of them seemed absolutely critical to dumpster Vladdy The Unresting Baddy and his groupies.
[Explode yr Dick, and Small yr Ass! Get Bent Losers! PENIS BLAST!](https://64.media.tumblr.com/f8a6a7d53bb0a28d3fcbbaf79f127a1f/fac017694985ffa2-ed/s400x600/78d5a6fc2c8c85ce4fe6408a301c17f1db62e39c.jpg)
 # I CAST ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION And the you see all the Slaanesh factions on the map immediately get obliterated
khornes armies be like: " I HAVE ALREADY CASTRATED MY ENTIRE ARMY, THUS IM IMMUNE" (actual event ingame btw)
Right babe?
Probably about half of them.
God I love Wizardposting.
Bold of you to assume that isn't a fetish.
That won’t stop them. Where there’s a thrill, there’s a way.
You'd think with a name like that it would mostly reduce growth and public order
Or increase public order. Because, ... you know...
Reduced armor piercing
Oh shit, we need to protect Dick Half Mast!
Pretty soon he’ll be Dick No Mast
No! No!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
What are the effects?
Buying an overly priced war wagon and wielding a very large sword.
But the guy who sold me this Hochland Long Rifle was packing...
Why did you think he sold his long gun?
Mainly to compromise for something
War wagons are overpriced?! I might be infected then. Having a squad of three of them seemed absolutely critical to dumpster Vladdy The Unresting Baddy and his groupies.
He's making a joke about the stereotype of big pickup truck guys being poorly endowed.
Depression.
Hah, your spell has done nothing creature. Wait, why are you laughing?
"Jokes on you, I was already flaccid!"
Bonus damage to Slaanesh factions.
Effects: depression and suicidal thoughts
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Got Flaccid Lungs the other day.
Grandfather, uh… works in mysterious ways?
I gess it negates spear units' charge defence against large?
I got violent Limbs once and I was like “oh that explains the warhammer world.”
took me a second to see "flaccid", i was too distracted by the non-centered icons lol
They look quite jaunty
Jokes on you, it's already like this! \*goes to cry in a corner\*
Has Dick Half Mast been one upped?
This plague has no noticeable effect on empire ground troops.
Make Cathay suffer civil wars because everyone's a eunich now.
Skeedaddle, skidoodle! Your penis is now a noodle!