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Forsaken-Jump-7594

This isn't pronounced Elijah, this is pronounced Egglee.


tk2310

I thought it would be pronounced e-lee, because of the gh combo, but is that not the case here? My english isn't perfect 😅


Normal-Brain-181

Or even Ef-lee


Obtuse-Angel

I could see eye-lee as a stretch. 


rodneedermeyer

Egg-HUH-LEE-eye-guh-HUH


United-Aspect-4595

Er-leif


nemesis-__-

The problem isn’t your English lol not a single native speaker would have a clue how to pronounce this either


Madwoman-of-Chaillot

It’s totally “eeeh-leee.”


bitterhystrix

I think people are just voting eggly because it's funny. Your guess was my first thought. But actually the whole point of tragedeigh names is to avoid spelling conventions as much as possible. If you can figure out how to say or spell it without being told, it's not a proper tragedeigh!


boniemonie

I thought so too……


PabloDabscovar

Totally Eggly


Rare_Bumblebee_3390

Or Ugh-Lee. 🥴


lukfi89

Egg lay


2CansOfBeans

Now, I read it “Egg-leg”


drewfioh

Agreed.


more_than_just_a

Legee of my Eggee


Mermaid467

🥰😍🤩🤩😄😊


Elle_Vetica

I read “Ehh-Lee” and assumed they meant Ellie…


driveonacid

I read it at Ay-lee. Poor kid.


magicmulder

Egg lay, i.e. chicken.


novelaissb

Egglay*


MarySNJ

I read it as Edgely but I'm not sure why because there's no "d" . Anyway, definately not Elijah.


CreativeDancer

That's how I read it too!


Eldan985

I read it as egg lay.


Wasps_are_bastards

Eeely. Eel boy


1xLaurazepam

Is the J supposed to be silent in the “Elijah” spelling? I always thought pronounced with the J. But I’ve never heard it in real life.


Affectionate-Try-994

No. The j is pronounced when said correctly.


1xLaurazepam

Thanks!


drewfioh

The quality of your English has nothing to do with it. That simply is not "Elijah", no matter what they say.


throwawayzies1234567

Not with that attitude it’s not


asquared3

My name is Susan, pronounced Elijah, OBVIOUSLY 🙄


Mermaid467

It's not even Eli.


Moulitov

This is a rare instance of the gh NOT being silent, apparently


Ed-alicious

I think that's Eli, rather than Elijah.


ReadWoodworkLLC

Yeah! My first thought was Ellie. Then I realized it’s supposed to be a male name after I was shocked to read it’s pronounced Elijah. That isn’t how the English language works.


Faded_Ginger

Yep. If I strain, I can get Eli. There is no way that is Elijah.


adamjfish

Pretty wild to take a name with 3 letters and add 5 more


Apprehensive-Ad-4364

That makes so much more sense


GothButNotForgotten

I read that as EGG-lee. Egly was originally a last name most populous in the late 19th - early 20th centuries. Then some folks gave that as their sons' first names. People gonna call that boy Egg.


SolarisEnergy

If he's overweight too.. that nickname is gonna be all he hears. Had a fat, really pale kid at my school once and everybody called him Humpty Dumpty.


Public-Duck-2711

Or girl


ThatOptionsGuy

We are being invaded by Eghleighyns!


bahaki

I was just watching something about the greighs.


AccomplishedCow665

Einveighded


WhatThis4

Ay-lee


throwawaybroaway954

That’s how I read it too. Sounds girly. Looks like gibberish.


WhatThis4

It's Justin Bieber's wife


TragicaDeSpell

Egh, that's a tragedeigh for sure.


Aria1031

If Hooked on Phonics worked for me, I get "egg-lee"


Dernbont

I have this annoying cough at the moment. I've just realised what I've been coughing up all the time.


Melodic_Sail_6193

Rules for spelling apparently don't apply for tragedeigh parents. So why not name children simply XXX? It can pe pronounced whatever you want, Elijah, Susan, ...


Loko8765

Elon Musk has reached that level of stupidity already.


Hoodwink_Iris

Are you sure it’s not Eleighgha? It’s still a sh*tty spelling, but at least it makes more sense than Eghleigh.


Ok-Variation5746

Oh my god


Ok-Variation5746

I think my brain short circuited while reading that 😂


DarkestGeneration

Eghleigha


Chaoddian

While trying to pronounce that, I went into *ekekekek* mode instead


PureEn7ropy

There is no conceivable way that could possibly be pronounced “Elijah” lol


thegreenfaeries

Egh-leigh Eh lee Ellie?


savagegourd

I can't read that as anything but Egg Leg


jkrm66502

Haha! That makes me think of Fog Horn Leg Horn the cartoon from decades ago.


Excellent_Squirrel86

Pronunciation: "My parents were idiots"


cutielemon07

Looks more like someone’s turned Eilidh into a Tragedeigh to me.


alapapelera

What a very ehdgheigh name. Cutting edge for sure!


Icy_Pace_1541

I read "egg-lay"


Knickers1978

I read it as eelee


BadAtUsernames098

That does not say Elijah. It just doesn't.


KittyKupo

My first guess for pronunciation was like Ugly


ThirdSunRising

If it’s not pronounced eggly or egglay then it must be pronounced eely. You can’t get Elijah from those letters


ItsJoeMomma

Not Eighleigh?


HelloThisIsPam

Now people are just putting letters together and making up pronunciations. Call me Hmereeix. "Mary"


j_grouchy

Isn't that the name of the castle at the end of Monty Python and the Holy Grail?


Bravedoll3

I thought Eggly


slaytician

Ughleigh


battlewornactionhero

I read that as Ellie, there is no “jah” sound in that “name”


Unlucky-Royal-3131

Pronounced Eli, maybe, short for Elijah? Still a tragedeigh.


theredvip3r

That is aylee or eh-lee In no world could that be pronounced as Elijah


tvjunkie87

I’d pronounce that as Egg-Lee


Shiny_Green_Apple

Is it Ely?


FloraNeverland

I thought it was a tragedeigh for “Hayley” with a cockney accent


Lovely_blondie

I read it as Ellie. The spelling is too busy


GraemeMakesBeer

That is closer to the Scottish female name of Elidh (pronounced Ay-Lee)


SolarisEnergy

I thought it was pronounced Ellie when I read the title..


Important-Trifle-411

I would pronounce that EGG-ly. WTF is wrong with people?


scaffnet

A-Lee??


Marj_5

Ehhhgg—Lee? Wow..


Quix66

That’s Ay-lee, by no means Elijah.


ABelleWriter

That cannot be Elijah. There isn't any way. I read it as "Ee-lee"....but also, it cannot be Elijah.


austex99

Native English speaker here, maybe I can help. That’s *Ehh-lehh*, with a lot of phlegm on the hh sounds and an Ermagerd Girl face.


QueenKitty021

I am deceased 💀 🤣


thinkb4youspeak

Ellie is all I see.


gay_pinecones

how about no 🫶


Apprehensive-Ad-4364

That kid's mom needs a Hooked On Phonics curriculum immediately


Inkysquid24

Ellie? Egglee? Ugly?? Certainly not Elijah 🤦‍♀️


Brave_Hippo9391

If they wanted a unique spelling of Elijah then they got it horribly wrong! Eye-leigh? Effleigh?


L-Ron-Weasley

Eggly


Rare_Bumblebee_3390

Your name is not Elijah. Your name is egg-Lee, or ugh-lee. Yeah. Your parents did that to you.


Any_Flamingo8978

Eg-lee? Eye-lee?


cnew111

I could maybe see one of these: ee-Lee, egg-lee, eye-Lee, ell-ee, ee-lie, egg-leg (my favorite). But no where, no where, could you get Elijah from Eghleigh.


j0k3rzinhu

egg lay... poor child


DownWithDiodes

Fully read this as *Egg-Lee* lol


Ok_Birdy

Egg.


Winter_Arrival_8292

Feighling a little Eghleigh/ Eggly recently? Then it is likeleigh you are transgender.


OldTelephone2238

wdym elijah? i read that tragedeigh as ellie 😭


you_have_found_us

Poor kid will be called “ugly” instead of “Eggly” because kids are horribly mean.


LylyO

I would freak out everytime I email them, because that name is an easy typo


Naomeri

I definitely read it as “Ellie”


WallowWispen

Thats a horribly butchered Eli


kelsomac4

Read it as “ay-lee” or “eh-lee”…that is not “Elijah” 😅


pootin_in_tha_coup

This person’s mom pronounces gif both ways. So clearly her son’s name should.


snarkyccrn

Would never do it because it's stupid. But Eee=Egh; Lie=Lei; Jah=g(as pronounced j) and h as (uh). Not what I would think even remotely at first. Poor kid.


TheSheWhoSaidThats

I would definitely pronounce that Elly… meaning he was probably named a creative version of Eli and he lengthened it to Elijah himself. Cuz that sure as shit does not say Elijah.


owthathurtss

Did they forget the "jah" at the end or did he just make up his own name when he realised what it was.


Kokopelle1gh

Egg-Lee. JFC. Poor kid.


GaelViking

My mind goes to “Ay-Lee” or “Eh-Lay”, probably based on my experience with Irish Gaelic. Regardless, there is no world where “Eghleigh” would be pronounced “Elijah”


Final-Warning1562

My thought is this is mostly often pronounced "ugly. Eghleigh is more like Ughleigh I'm so sorry this person has to walk around with painful Elijah of this spelling. Very sad


Final-Warning1562

The only way I would accept this is if it's some Irish legitimate spelling, bc it can't be English or translated lol


SellQuick

I read that as Ellie.


DoraSchmora

Pronounced like a Yorkshire bloke shouting for his son, Leigh.


scrivenernoodz

Eggley


alphagyat

Ey-lay


Wednesday_0

Egh-lei-g-h E-li-j-ah Still a dumb name, but I can kind of see the vision