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This has to be a joke because if the name is too sexual the school will provide a school name.
Like the child I hadmore than a decade ago named ecstasy. Yes her name was ecstasy, but her “school name” was Stacy. Bc wtf!!!!!
They're allowed to do that? How?
Ecstasy is the street name for a drug, but it's basically like naming your kid Joy. Names like Crystal, Molly, Poppy, Pearl, and Alice would be just as bad.
I gave you the benefit of the doubt because I thought you were joking.
I'm not joking about the child. I'm joking about the child's dumbass name. Relax.
It's not, though. I don't know this child; I've never seen them; I don't know their parents.
To me, the child is an abstract concept, a word, a sound.
I'm not sexualizing anyone. You just have no sense of humor
Yesterday there was a kid named Kummer. Eventually, kids will be named sexual anything. Kids will never understand what's wrong and will probably celebrate being named after whatever sexual position conceived them.
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the locker number...
That's how I know it's fake
Nice
No.. this can’t be real.
Not with that locker number
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Climax_Lawrence How about this
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Not too soon though. No one likes an overachiever.
I cackled so loud I woke my husband up. Good one.
"And it make me ~~cum~~ do my homework fast but I never get embarrassed" -Kendrick Lamar
My name is Max. Don't ask what it's short for.
MaxEffort?
MaxPower?
Betamax?
Max Head…room?
Maximumoccupancy120
Maxipad?
Maximillianismianium
My name is Max. My world is fire and blood.
short for Clem..
On locker number 69, no less. That has to be a joke.
This has to be a joke because if the name is too sexual the school will provide a school name. Like the child I hadmore than a decade ago named ecstasy. Yes her name was ecstasy, but her “school name” was Stacy. Bc wtf!!!!!
I went to school with an Ecstasy. She went by her middle name Clare. So she was E. Clare.
Mmmmmm eclairs
In high school there was a dude whose last name was Walker. I saw on his drivers license his parents made his middle name “Sky” lol
First name Luke?
No
I have a friend with a child and this kid was also in their class....that's the real name and name they went by
No! Stop!!!!
They're allowed to do that? How? Ecstasy is the street name for a drug, but it's basically like naming your kid Joy. Names like Crystal, Molly, Poppy, Pearl, and Alice would be just as bad.
I don’t teach there anymore maybe they don’t do it anymore I don’t know. I feel like Alice is a little different than ecstasy
What drug is alice?
Who the fuck is alice?
It's a rare slang for magic mushrooms or psychadelics.
I weirdly ended up browsing /r/lsd and saw someone call it that this arvo! And I spend a lot of time there, never heard it before haha
How does anyone tell that poor child to approach? You can't seriously say "Climax, come here" every time. "Step forward, Climax"?
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Hurry up Climax!
Stop it Climax!
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Hey, we aren't the ones that named our children after an orgasm!
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I gave you the benefit of the doubt because I thought you were joking. I'm not joking about the child. I'm joking about the child's dumbass name. Relax.
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It's not, though. I don't know this child; I've never seen them; I don't know their parents. To me, the child is an abstract concept, a word, a sound. I'm not sexualizing anyone. You just have no sense of humor
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I would slip up and call him (her?) Kleenex. That’s how my mind works. “Climax is a vulgar name so… Kleenex” - my mind
Future partner arguments... "I just can't, Climax..."
When the kid gets "no", that's Climax denial.
We can’t keep waiting for Climax.
I can't tell if the teachers did that as some inside joke 😂
On locker number 69? I’m thinking yes it’s a joke
Not sure how “inside” that joke actually is
This is just teachers goofing around
"it's pronounced climmicks <3"
I refuse to believe this 💀
On locker 69? That's too much.
Oh Climay
People name their kids after their conception all the time, right?
so THAT’S why I keep getting called a disappointment.
Kids first name is Clyde middle name Maximilian. They call him clyde max. Teacher misheard
This can't be real
Klymaxxx
“So we named you after the way you were conceived….” 💀
No fucking way no fucking way NO FUCKING WAY
Not the 69 as well💀
Imax
Nice.
I prefer the traditional spelling, with a K and two X's.
I do not want to believe this… but I work in a public high school and I used to run a medical records department. I absolutely believe this.
Please be a joke PLEASE BE A JOKE
oh no… that’s REALLY bad…
Oh man
no way
.......and suddenly Areola doesn't seem *that* terrible anymore 😂😂😱 Poor kid, I hope this is fake lol
I mean… technically it’s true. But also why would you, EVER
Mom, how are babies are made? Son, you know what your name means? It's a hint.
Holy fucking shit 💀
Poor child
I got an ad for sex pills right after this
No. No No No No nooooooooo!
Their parents really liked that one town in North Carolina.
That’s insane
Yesterday there was a kid named Kummer. Eventually, kids will be named sexual anything. Kids will never understand what's wrong and will probably celebrate being named after whatever sexual position conceived them.
Lmfao, named after the thing that put them on this earth
this is fake
Definitely real sadly lmao
under locker number 69? I don't think so
The name is real....the teachers putting it under locker 69 has to be a joke for them
Throw out of school for faking assignments
Maybe it's a portmanteau of Clinton and Max? If not then it's a horrible name!
Nice
We have a kid in my town whose given name is Shithead (pronounced shi-theed). Edit: It might be spelled Shi'thead.