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There is too much to unpack here. My head just exploded.

Is your mullet okay??

Even if it’s not, it’s fine. He can just get another one sown onto his skull a la “Joe Dirt”

Speichless

Epic kinda lives up to his name

I was hoping his middle name begins with A.

Apic Epic

I mean honestly - he’s kind of iconic

Some names are tragedeighs but when combined with a mullet they become Epic.

I live in Louisiana and Landry is a pretty common name here for boys and girls.

I'm sorry to anyone with that name but I first read it as laundry lol

I'm not surprised - there are 3 French saints with that name.

Really? I only know Landrys by surname.

Landry is a normal name in France, not very common, but normal.

A surname, surely?

A surname, surely? No, it’s a boy’s first name.

Okay… it’s [very rare](https://www.enfant.com/prenoms/garcons/landry-9131#), but okay.

Yes it’s quite rare but not unheard of, it depends on the age really, I know 3 of them, aged between 30 and 45.

From Texas, I can also attest to that

Somehow it doesn’t shock me that a kid named Epic has a mullet.

Rustin is Joe Dirt.

I immediately thought of Joe Dirt

epics one is the only good mullet, the rest are poser mullets.

None of them would make the finals in Australia

Rustin has a lesbian mullet, so he might be able to take the W for the other half. Epic’s is arguably the best despite having a little too much party up front for church.

Only one rocking the speed-dealer sunnies, too. Bonus point.

You can tell Epic actually lives it.

Landry's is the most "business in the front party in the back"

My god. Everything from the names to the attire is exceptional

Those are exactly the three states I would guess to be represented at something like this

The boy in the 2nd pic made me think of Young Sheldon lol

Sameeeee, I did a double take

🤣🤣🤣

Look, *I* could never name my kid "Epic," but *this* kid I have no problem being called Epic.

I absolutely and unironically love this. These are talented mums and dads raising good natured, personable children willing to present themselves in public for the enjoyment of their cultural peers. Except for Rustin. There’s just something about that little boys eyes that screams future trailer-park sociopath to me.

Rustin looks very young and scared/confused to me, not sociopathic. I don’t think he understood what was going on.

Rustin is the Joe Dirt lookalike winner for sure!

Epics gonna unironically gonna do well with the ladies, especially if he’s quick witted he can get some good liners with his name

I actually laughed out loud when I read this name! It actually has an Epic ring to it! 🤣

This isn’t even a contest Rustin all day

It’s the baby bangs for the win

I bet Rustin’s middle name is Cody

If Rustin doesn't win I'm going to kill myself on live tv

Epic Orta sounds like an anime character.

Looks like one too.

And now it’s living rent free in my brain. So. Thanks for that.

At least those parents are consistent

Humans have officially jumped the shark

I’m dying at Rustin. 🤣 10/10

This is a joke right? Photoshops yeah? 🤞

Oh god

First one is little dog the bounty hunter

The mullet is the real tragedeigh. It honestly shocks me how many kids are rocking mullets unironically these days.

Rustin is bussin yo!

I kept reading Laundry Turpentine , I am tired.

They got Rustin from season one of true detective.

did anyone report this to social services?

These kids are probably in their 20s by now

This is apparently from 2022 so not yet!

At first, I thought I was looking at screenshots of some new Tim & Eric project.

You’re telling me that Joe dirt is from Arkansas?

Okay but Rustin's hair in the back is so silky and pretty LMAO

The first one looks kind of cool...

Sweet Jesus

These names feel AI generated. 🥲

I had a professor in college whose name was Rustin. Everyone called him Rusty.

Rustin is the least weird out of all six of these names.

Agreed

It's literally always elementary school boys.

Hell yeah

Rustin takes it in my book

And people say American has no culture

Of course his name is Landry Turpin...

The my sons school pet (a trained service dog) is named Epic.

Glad to see Bart Harley Jarvis is still working the competition circuit.

I will say Epic's mullet is indeed epic

Oh, dear... 😳

I can't tell which are kid names and which are town names

I'm sorry, but did you really need to specify "USA"?

Yes, because there're also at least Australian and world mullet championships

Well damn. I would never have thought people around the world would actually want a mullet. But then again, I've had the same short hair cut for the last two and half decades, so what the hell would I know about "style"

Didn't know Riff Raff had a kid

White trash.