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jillrootrn11

Smurfette


SailingGirl1489

Wow.... just Wow! I was 14 years old when my half sister was born. The nurses were all a titter about the teenage couple in the next room that had just named their twins, Pebbles and Bam Bam.


AdCommercial9648

I have a coworker who named his dogs those names


SailingGirl1489

Dog names are much more appropriate!


DogyDays

Dogs and cats are for the silly goofy names. Also horses. Especially registered horses. One of my dad’s old horses (she has a new home now if shes the one im thinking of, i get a few of them mixed up though) is registered with the name “Miss Demeanor”. That’s some drag-queen type shit (not surprised since the horses live on a farm with my dad and my dad’s husband lmao). It’s multi-faceted and that’s my favorite part.


Flashy-Kiwi-4540

Please tell me you’re joking


jillrootrn11

I am dead ass serious


Different-Syrup9712

No fucking way!!!! 💀


tobeavornot

Off topic but noteworthy. My TAs put the following group together for final projects. Kyla, Kaila, Caelin, Kylie and Kyle.


davidfeuer

After high school, I did a semester outdoor program. Combining kids and counselors, our (pretty small) group included: Jesse, Jesse, Jessie, Jessa, Jessica, and Jess.


Fuzzy_Attempt6989

That's nothing. I'm Gen x. We had like 12 Jennifer's in class


Ojibwe_Thunder

Same but Michelle’s


dadijo2002

Not Gen X, but Same but Nicholases


redeyedmermaid

Soooo many Sarahs….


shaygurl22

we had all the "K" names, Kelly M, Kelly K, Karen, Kim, Kimber, Karina, Kourtney, Katie, Kathy, Katherine, Karla, and me, I'm Nicole and was always the odd one out.


Mr_BillyB

Sports Illustrated had a blurb in the late 90s about a college soccer team (UNC?) that had like 10-12 Jennifers or Jessicas on the roster. I can't find it online, but I distinctly remember reading it in the physical magazine ca. 1999.


Adventurous-Cry-2157

What’s a “physical magazine?” Just kidding, I remember those.


OrangySumac

LOL yes - the song *27 Jennifers* by Mike Doughty really cracks me up because it is so true. *I went to school with 27 Jennifers, 16 Jenns, 10 Jennies....*


freezerwraith

I work with a Jess, Jessie, and a Jesica. Do not mix them up, or they will correct you lol


MsNomered

Jesica with one S or was that autocorrect. Because I can imagine her correcting that conssssstantly.


EmmieL0u

Given that my name is Emily pretty much every year there were 2 or 3 others in my class. One year there were three of us with C last names. That sucked. One of the reasons I started going by Emmie.


Odd_Criticism604

Yes I am Chelsea Anderson and there was a girl Chelsea Andrews who didn’t do well in school. My mother got a report card saying a was failing 3 out of 4 classes and grounded me for weeks before she finally got a call from the school about the mistake. Later in life I got arrest because another girl with my same exact name did something and had a warrant. I made it all the way to finger printing when they finally realized I wasn’t lieing. Sometimes I wish I had one of those crazy names


mishyfishy135

This makes me think of the couple in my hometown named Jesse and Jesse


gosh_golly_gee

*Someone* likes to watch the world burn.


lightningfries

Lol when I was a grad TA we would make a game out of this - competition for the largest mononym groups. I think the record was 8 katelynn/Caitlins etc in two confusing lab groups


its_all_good20

I once taught class that in a single section had 6 Kaitlynn/kaylynn Gonzalez’s.


JustKittenxo

Natalie was a popular name in 1996. My class had 4 girls named Natalie Chan, plus several other Natalies.


Fresh_Sector3917

In college I worked at a pizza restaurant where the counter girls were named Mae, June and Julie.


tiffy68

Last year my 8th period class had Isabel, Isabelle, Isabella, Bella, and Belle. That was fun.


Ok_Cantaloupe7602

I’m having flashbacks to the 80s when my class had Chris, Christine, Crystal, Kirsten, Khaerstyn, Kristen, and Chrissy.


DoctorMcEdgelord

A friend of mine did a beginner's language course in uni for a semester. There were 12 people, five of them named Anna.


lapistrip

Boot 😭


thebearofwisdom

Why did this make me fucking choke Ahahahaha fucking boot


Jazzlike_Standard416

Sure it's not Bort ? 😀😀😀


_schubster

Are you talking to me?


erween84

Pistol, she’s a kid in my son’s class. Siblings include Remington and Colt.


Ok-Philosopher6526

Could be worse. At least it wasn't spelled Pystill.


Reyn5

lol piss still


we_gon_ride

My coworker has Derringer Colt Annie Oakley (goes by both names)


AnOrangeSea

Qurrystal 🙃


anamariapapagalla

Curry stall


MrsFeatures

Child of Poppa Dom


MyDogIsSoWeird

I don’t know what this is supposed to say carrisol? I feel like it may be obvious. Or is it made up lol


TKTish

I *think* it's supposed to be "Crystal."


MyDogIsSoWeird

Oh my god. Oh no !!!!


pi-on

Felony. Poor kid.


Crazy-Excitement-684

I met a newborn with the name. Her parents were step siblings and thought they were immensely clever.


recycledsoul97

Thanks! That's the worst thing I've read so far today!


stankenfurter

Terrible day to be literate


Tiny_dancer90

Fellini. "Pronounced like Melanie but with an F" is what she said to me when I asked how to pronounce her name 😂


Cassie_Wolfe

I would pronounce that "Feh-LEE-nee", myself. Like tortellini.


HumbleConfidence3500

That's how it should be like the Italian director.


smnytx

Haha, it’s not a tragedeigh, but I once worked briefly with a Japanese woman named Saiko. When folks would ask how to say it, She’d say “Psycho, like the movie” lol


DangerousRub245

Fellini is an Italian last name, and it's absolutely not pronounced like Melanie with a different initial 😅


DogsDucks

I was like “hey Federico Fellini, must be fans of neo classical film, that’s not SO terrible?” Sigh


Brief-Stable-7646

Hey I met a Phelony


tropicsandcaffeine

Carrion. I feel so sorry for that child.


Ginger_Snaps_Back

Carrion, my wayward son.


ManayManee

There’ll be peas when you are done


Desperate_Fee2204

Daexia (pronounced day-ja)


gosh_golly_gee

Middle name Veaux


Immediate_Mud_2858

Vea’ux.


DieHardRennie

Sounds like something from Stargate. Like T'ealc and his spouse Drey'auc, who were both hosts to symbiotic larval Goa'uld.


BlacktailJack

Bodacious Jr. I also met his father, the senior Bodacious.


SandwichOtter

I don't like it but I kind of respect it.


hmishima

Jacsun. Just... Why? It was on his name plate outside his office.


LadyBloo

I met a Yakxon. Pronounced with a J. I felt so bad for the kid.


Radiant_Bluebird4620

I worked with a Brllan (pronounced Bryan)


plant-mass

parents probably inspired by PacSun


One_Variation_6497

Vegan. "Vegan, come sit down and eat your burger." Actually heard this. They were eating McDonalds.


Sad_Pineapple_5466

*the vegan teacher screaming in the distance*


PollenThighs

Velveeta


Wine-and-Anxiety

I must keep this idea away from my sister 😂


BugGirl793

And their siblings Salsa, Chip, and Chex. Just a few more and they will have a whole snack buffet at a sports game watch party.


EvieBee12

Jaythyn. Like you’re saying Jason, but with a lisp 🤣


theJEDIII

I knew a Thera who had a lisp (at least in Kindergarten). Everyone called her Sarah and she would get mad and say "Thera, not Tharah."


Tulip718

Lol that poor kid!


Fragrant-Tomatillo19

I went to elementary school with a girl named Quinnzola. My friend said it sounds like a cooking oil lol.


LadyBloo

An old school friend named their daughter something like Aevyrleighy (Everly) I know I've spelled that wrong, because no one is ever gonna spell that right.  And my cousin's daughter's name is Emyhleigh (Emily). 


keldration

Strike me dead


AlternativeMacaron71

Zeaui (pronounced Zoey)


Old-Mushroom-4633

Should've gone all the way with Zeauxeigh


GreenOpening4312

A male co-worker named Sugarplum Fruitcake. The name fits him well though.


Serious_Telephone_28

Were you working in a "night club"? 😂😂


GreenOpening4312

Flight attendant, actually 😆


blue-balloon-111

i used to work with a woman in her 30s named pebbles. customers would always ask, “is that your real name?” and she’d be like, “unfortunately.”


fairycoquelicot

The receptionist at my doctor's office is Pebbles!


Fair-Nose2929

Cz32. His siblings also had numbers


Wine-and-Anxiety

How on earth was that pronounced?


Fair-Nose2929

“Say-zee” numbers are silent. What they mean, we still have no idea


After-Willingness271

a quick google suggests it’s a gun 😬


Fair-Nose2929

It’s also a Nissan. Truly not sure


anxiousgiraffe88

any chance he’s related to X Æ A-XII?


alancake

Geccika -_-


ConfusionNo8852

Is this supposed to be JESSICA???


alancake

Yes. Her parents actually chose that, it wasn't some edgy teenage desire to be yooneek.


Professional-Poet176

Sponsored by Geico


awfulmcnofilter

That reads like Mike Tyson trying to say Jessica.


blimeyoreilly23

Ikea


Somerset76

Ya’Majesty. Most entitled person I ever met.


RepresentativeKey178

I wonder how my life would have been different if I had had that name.


pixikins78

Metallica for a tiny newborn boy and Bocefus for a beautiful little 6 year old girl.


littlemachina

I was about to comment about a girl I went to school with whose middle name was Metallica! She said her parents almost gave her Pantera as a first name too (but luckily her first name ended up being normal)


2ndtime1sttimeMom

I know someone who just named their sweet baby girl Zeppelin.


1398_Days

Tinkerbell


ProgrammerWarm3495

Felatia


SteezyYeezySleezyBoi

Omg


ProgrammerWarm3495

Yea. She worked with my sister at a pizza place. I was dumbfounded when I read her nametag.


FinoPepino

Maybe she can be friends with my entry, a child named “Clitty” her parents are English as a second language so they probably don’t know 😭 and yeah it’s pronounced how it looks


we_gon_ride

First name British Last name Office


Wine-and-Anxiety

And a runner-up is Elexus, Pronounced Alexis.


MathSand

“Couldn't afford a car, so she named her daughter Alexis”


ldrat

Dude named "Jumbly". Not a nickname - his actual given name.


deer-in-the-park

Bridalveil. It was about 15-20 years ago. I saw her ID and that was her actual, legal name. Pronounced exactly like it sounds: bridal veil 👰


Coolnamesarehard

I've worked with a Justin Case, and an electrical engineer whose surname was Sparks.


the-lady-jessica

JesusIsLord. No joke, that was his first name. Went by Jesus.


we_gon_ride

I’m a teacher and a few years ago, I had a Messiah and a Jesus in the same class. I took a certain perverse pleasure in putting them to work in pairs together.


dannicalliope

I had a Genesis and a Psalms once in my class and I made them pair up every chance I got. 💀


EmmieL0u

My friends mom was named Jahnoah. Her parents were jehovahs witnesses.🤦‍♀️


oat-beatle

Yeah mine was a girl named Histestimony


NicInNS

Someone in my town is named Knickolle. Sound it out. It’s the same name as mine (except mine is the usual spelling) and it took me a good 30 sec to realize that.


EugeneTurtle

Is your name nickolle ( spelled Mary?) /s


dommiichan

N'Coal


Reasonable-Wave8093

Kinickey!


sgt_barnes0105

We’re racing for PINKS!!


CastIronCavalier

A couple we met on our honeymoon had a little baby girl about a year after. They named that little girl Saylor James. Saylor James. Like Popeye’s little nephew or something. I can’t get over it


BuuBuuOinkOink

Capers. His last name was weird too. Word beginning with A that means “crooked or in disarray.” Ends with W and sound like “ask you.” (Trying not to doxx.) I also once rode a Greyhound bus with a little girl named Kiwi Strawberry NormalLastName. I know because her mom full-named her when she was misbehaving.


bananaphone92

Fence. I went to school with a guy named Fence.


YuuHarukaze

Mahire (pronounced Mary)


tiptoe_only

That just looks like a misspelling of the Scottish form of Mary, Mhairi. But given what I've seen on this sub, I wouldn't be surprised if her parents had never heard of it.


Unlucky-Royal-3131

Roam Wolf. First name. In two parts. Parents must be soooo hip and outdoorsy.


pah2000

Calligraphy! They called her Callie.


Wine-and-Anxiety

Honestly... I don't 💯 hate it?


No-Test6158

Escherichia - this could conceivably be a girl's name, but it's what the E. in E. Coli stands for. The couple that named their daughter this were biology teachers. She'd be about 16 now.


Amy_raz

I will never understand people who name their kids Karma.


dommiichan

she's a bitch?


TheIrishninjas

The parents should’ve known better.


justwannafallinlove

That damn Jojo song ruined it for me


EmmieL0u

When I was a kid we had a woman that named her son and daughter Jett and Karma. Terrible names and both kids were little terrors with absolutely zero discipline lmao.


MundaneMeringue71

Cigarette.


health__insurance

I was doing voter registration and I met a guy named T. His first name was the letter T and his last name was unremarkable. He showed me his ID, he was very proud of this fact.


usedthrowaway82

I know an “R”. Birth certificate confirms his first name is just the letter “R”.


Upper_Sherbet_5889

Cur’Nazzion. i just………..


m2pt5

TF is that, Carnation?


No-one-special1134

Dick Virus. Not even shortened from Richard 😔 I also knew a girl named Arresta.


thia2345

LeStat. Yes the poor kid was named after the Anne Rice character. I worked at a daycare at 19 he was 2 and in my group.


pretendthisisironic

Revenge, Chaos, Ransom, and Rage. Not related but I was their teacher (different years.) Always made me scratch my head and feel bad.


loveand_spirit

I know a Danger, Chaos, Riot and Epic. Same kinda theme apparently.


stonerwitch69

Lushus. Her last name was Cox.


UnderdogDreams

That’s terrible. I knew a girl Luxshurie.


pagantek

LaSagna. She was married to one of my forklift drivers. I thought he was kidding,until she brought him lunch one day.


Wine-and-Anxiety

Please tell me your dock guy's name is Garfield 🙏🙏


throwaway_benches

Book. I’m not joking, that was his given name.


moocow4125

Clamesha She was 100% white. I grew up in Oakland. It's what you think. She was very sweet, she made it out of the hood, she became a biologist and changed her name.


BurlinghamBob

I win this one hands down. Nobody will beat this answer. I interviewed a lady at Social Security and asked her son's name. She pronounced it Suh.KWAN. I asked her to spell it. Her reply was S.U.C.K.J.U.A.N! I nearly fell out of my chair. I figured that Juan was the boyfriend. Then she said, but it's spelled wrong. Thank God, I thought. It should start with an F, not an S. Fuckjuan. I told her that she had to go to city hall to have the birth certificate amended. The honest truth.


FunProfessional570

Bimmy


cheddarfiah

Iamunique


Twinkletoes1951

Freya Andrikitis Zork and her brother Noah Zork. Say his name out loud a couple of times.


RadButtonPusher

Middle name Megatron. For a girl.


LePetitNeep

Dymphony. Which I’ve just had to type multiple times because my phone really wants to correct to Symphony.


h0neyb0n3s

dug. Not doug…Dug.


pah2000

Justin Sane. Mom swore she didn’t realize.


Silly-Distribution12

Abcde pronounced absidee


sgt_barnes0105

I feel like this was one of those names that started as an online meme but you always get a couple estupidos that get “inspired” and find it to be “so unique”


boyproblems_mp3

I thought the same thing and then this girl from my school had a baby right after senior year and named her Abcde and this was in the year of our lord 2010


mrseddievedder

Harmonica


Ok_Secretary6033

Kaskette (like casket).


MercuryFever

Expensive. A woman named her baby girl this. Truly WTF.


katchoo1

Twins named Deevious and Keevious. Deevious in particular—both crooks but it feels like someone named Deevious was doomed from birth. They were identical and at some point got identical tiger tattoos on their right arms so it was always fun figuring out which one you had and if the warrant was for him or his brother. As far as I know Keevious is still around but Deevious tried to rob the wrong dude in midtown Atlanta a few years ago. Rest in Peecious.


FelixAusted

Ahhnjellyka (Angelica)


acidic_crocodile

PreslieyKa'ilauni (yes, two capital letters with no space)


skyphoenyx

Goes to hawaii once:


Twinkletoes1951

There's a game warden on some reality show whose name is Kqyn. That's Quinn.


happylukie

Universal Soldier (and I am deadass serious). His brother had an equally crazy name, but I can't remember what it was.


SenileAgitation

Godslove.


SheNickSun

During the 50s, a kid up the street, SPUTNIK.


SaschaEderer

Adolf. Was a Chinese student. Apparently he actually wanted to be called Rudolph (like the reindeer) but his nanny misunderstood him when filing for his international name and it became Adolf instead. In one of our school readings, I believe the last sentence was “Only with the first child named Adolf again, will the second world war be finally over” (which is obviously true), so we always joked that WWII was finally over with the advent of his.


BeneficialMaybe3719

Love, peace and hope. Sisters close in age, and I will say Love is a POS always involved in drama haha


Pburnett_795

Rottwilla. Like the dog.


GodDamnYouDee

There was a girl at my work named Ambiyen. No idea what her parents were thinking


Quokka_Aleu

Conseption and Swaastika. I genuinely wish I was joking about both those names.


Cheeseballfondue

My dad approved name changes as part of his job. He had someone come in to change his name to Pythagymus Toadstool.


ProgrammerWarm3495

Felatio


dommiichan

that name both sucks and blows


BelladonnaOrchid

Maighdelynne


HerderDeddy42069

I read this as Magdalene.


IAdmitMyCrime

Loeyza (Louisa)


nurseunicorn007

Christmas. Native American


055F00

Keiahlee (pronounced Kee-ah-lee), from my primary school. As far as I can tell (with my seconds long google search) they’re the only one on the planet given that name


MrBHVAC

Blue Swan


Henleybug

Devel.


DissociativeSilence

Braian. Like Brian


BaileyButtsers

Krystalmeth


Tomoyogawa521

A lotta street names that are named after prominent figures during the Vietnam-France and the Vietnam-US wars. For context, literacy tanked during those times because stupid people are easier to be colonized, so most people were named after literal words. There was a past belief that giving children ugly names would dispersuade demons from capturing. Some of those that gave me wtfs are: Nguyễn Thị Đây (here), Nguyễn Thị Đó (there), Nguyễn Thị Nhúng (to be dipped), Nguyễn Thị Nữa (more), Trịnh Thị Dối (to lie), Trần Thị Ngon (delicious), Lê Thị Nửa (half), Lê Thị Sọc (stripes), Hồ Thị Dẹp (to be dispensed), Trình Thị Gắt (grumpy), and Võ Thị Hết (end). These are all feminine names, and they all came from a list of street names in Củ Chi, HCMC. The ugly word naming thing seems to be more prevalent for females back then as well since guys definitely had more thought out names back then as well.


zz_bottom69

Tavoryeah or Sinjin


LimeFrostee

Well, Sinjin is actually an old timey posh British way of pronouncing St. John. Still wack but at least there is some precedence. 


EmmieL0u

Also, are these millennials naming their kids all these ridiculous things, or are gen z doing it too?


Grelivan

Mine won't be the worst but it triggered me with the hyphen. Jake-ub. I cannot unsee it. It haunts me.


KFB9597

Vagina