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goldsax

Homemade fuck offs 


aramoon97

absolutely gold - u remember what episode that is from?


Head-Refrigerator691

trailer park election between lahey and sam losco - 2x2 off the top of my head. you guys æren’t doin too well in the thinkin’ depærtment are ya ?


Background-Bass-7812

Yes when the boys see Corey and Trevor putting up signs and they say to the boys that they're getting homemade hotdogs for it.


Head-Refrigerator691

can we still eat the hot dogs ?


Nodoka-Rathgrith

I'll look at Ricky's ass after you.. No. You get that lawnmower!


Crazy-Ad-5790

Ur on fuckin drugs Sams on drugs everybody


TheSeeker80

Fuck off dog!


Crazy-Ad-5790

Two-four!


jrbobdobbs333

That depends, can you fuck yourself?


zjs01

My absolute favorite also


mingo101

Can you read, my son?


dependent-lividity

Yup this is the answer


AdReasonable2464

Catch a boat to fuckoffity land


[deleted]

I’m gonna get my grade 10


FBISurveillanceCar

Mark my fuckin words


Wrong-Section-6144

Make*


jrbobdobbs333

That depends, can you fuck yourself?


dritslem

Can't beat a classic knock knock fuck off joke.


maccpapa

i’ve become a fan of employing it in day to day life


OriginalJayVee

I like when Ricky tells Lahey to fuck off and physically moves him by his suit jacket in front of Bernie Sandford from the IATPTPSATPS and then says “Thanks for fucking off for a change!”


Head-Refrigerator691

not quite a fuck but arguably carries more weight… frig off bærb


OldDipper

FRIG OFF?????????


rawnky

Yeah frigg off back up chill out, mind your own business!


ArthurCSparky

The first time I saw that I gasped. I wish they would have leaned into that story line a little more. First Ricky, then maybe an episode or two with Bubbles, then at least one more Sunnyvale-ite to finish it off.


PurchaseTight3150

And you know what, Barb? Your scalloped potatoes are FUCKED


VanWylder

RANDY


Greedy-Excitement-82

Stand down, Randy.


Dry-Leadership2484

How many fingers son


NotAnNpc69

FUCKIN ALL OF EM


DoubleShoryuken

I’m going to pay you 100 dollars to fuck off


Johnny_Bravo5k

I say this frequently, and people don't know what I'm talking about. I keep saying it though.


Bonerbailey

This one is my absolute favorite!


terrygreenwich

Came here to say this


SuitcaseInTow

Fuck off, I got work to do.


Equal-Bus-557

Good luck finding a job cause you’re kicked out of grade 10


infantonaDDtiddy

Two words: fuck, pretty easy to understand, off, real easy to understand. Fuck off!


RdyPAINmoveDISCIPLIN

I like how it echoes throughout that little portion of the park when he says this


Austin-Feltron

Fuck, pretty understand, Off, really easy to understand. Fuck off!


OldDipper

There’s a deleted scene where Sarah is giving Ricky the gears about being stupid: “Yeah, like you can read” “I’ve read a few books” “Yeah, like what?” “I’m reading a book now, it’s called ‘Fuck Off’” Lucy breaks, starts laughing, and that’s why it’s on a blooper reel


omegakingauldron

The best part is Sarah looks over at Lucy looking for support and says "It's not funny" while Lucy tries to say it is but is laughing.


truckycheez

Blah blah blah blah blah fuck off!


Puffen0

Fuck off i got work to do!


forky1899

Safety always off


Puffen0

Told me he was proud of me once. Fuckin' prick.


TALLBRANDONDOTCOM

Knock knock?


Mendozena

Who’s there?


AccountGloomy6005

Fuck off


JFulton11

“You’re under fuck off for grand fuckin-offin”


ringoismyfavorite

2 words: Fuck - pretty easy to understand; off - really easy to understand! Fuck off!!


VanCitySpiderman

Randy and Lahey to the fuck-off department


Mediocre_george

This is what I was looking for.


AgentSnowCone

And hurry the fuck up!


95horror

Working in a grocery store, I think about this all the time. Probably my favorite one.


Equivalent_Look2797

Many are called, ricky And many can fuck off, lahey


dependent-lividity

Shit this is my actual favourite


infantonaDDtiddy

I’ll wear a suit if I have to


aachatz

Fuck off, you fuck off, no you fuck off first and then I'll fuck off, okay we'll put the guns down at the count of 3 .. 1 .. 2 .. 3 .. I knew it !! We'll looks like we're at a stand still, how are we gonna fix this? I know how. How ? Fuck off


cuntsaurus

How about we all fuck off at the same time!


realsnail

How about we fuck on!


-Squatch

Make like a tree and fuck off!


Kremlin92

I feel like “Barb, your scalloped potatoes are fucked” is right up there with some of the best fuck offs


machoflacko

Fuck off, with the guns!!


AcidaliaPlanitia

Don't you have some offs to fuck there, boys? *What?*  Fuck off!


Apprehensive-Dog3668

That’s the one


Doc_IRL

And by the way your fishsticks suck so fuck off!!!!


RandyAndLaheyBud

"How bout we fuck on?" -Cyrus


forky1899

Frig off Barb


tennisguy163

Frig off


Mendozena

Frig! Off!?


tennisguy163

Yeah, frig off, chill ouet, mind your own business!


nrdgrl7

Make like a tree and fuck off!


Abject-Composer-1555

Ricky in court -- "I got nothing else to say right now except that the crown and Lahey can go fuck themselves"


Raspi454

"Let's go, smokes. "But I only got two left!"


tristan1616

Don't you boys have some offs to fuck?


GucciZorua

What ? 🤔


dave_killer_carlson

Fuck off


GucciZorua

Great answer, what I was looking for, thanks ! 🤣🤣👍


Alternative_Fun_4921

"Fuck off, I got work ta do." *Starts up red 1979 Corvette and only the first few seconds of I'm old (You're young) by Rick Jeffery play loudly*


JoeSchmoe_001

"Ever heard of the expression 'fuck off '? Well let me give you a hint, something like this: EF OH, KEE SAY, OH EF - FUCK OFF!"


homebroo

"Don't you have some offs to fuck there?" "What?" "Fuck off"


EYEBALL2142

See how many fucks you can fit in an off!


erlik420

At the fuck off hotel, Lahey!


Odd-Emphasis3873

“Mr Lahey and Randy to the fuck off department “ When the boys goes to walmart in one of the episodes


GucciZorua

That was actually a Zellers, despite being blurred for copyrights' sake it was still easy to recognize the store due to its fascia, the episode was made 9 years before the franchise got the axe sadly ! At the time they were still booming and being relevant, any Canadians fans here would know what I'm talking about, I find it always nostalgic to see that scene as I miss the Zellers ! 😃


Odd-Emphasis3873

Wah thanks for the insight ..!Only been to Canada briefly ,wish I could see more next time!


GucciZorua

Oh that's awesome, if you want to see locations in real life you should go in Nova-Scotia ! Sadly some of the places doesn't exist no more like the Penhorn mall in the early seasons (the one where Ricky was hired as a mall cop and humourously Bubbles pushing the carts down the hill) but I can assure locations like the mall in the later seasons where there was a fictional hobby store, in real life that's the Truro mall which I've been there myself, I find it hilarious to recognize the place ! Sadly Zellers was closed down back in March of 2013 as now it has been already 11 years, if you have no idea what kind of stores they were I would say they were kind of in between a Kmart and a Target, ironically both of the latters also had tried to have their slice in the Canadian economy and failed miserably. I'm too young to remember the Kmarts in Canada or hell I think they were shut down a few months after I was born, older Canadians would know what I'm talking about, I've been to Kmarts in Florida though ! And of course we've also had Target that attempted to replace the Zellers and it failed miserably not even lasting two years, one of the major reasons why the Zellers had failed was because their mainframe (stock, orders, etc) was really ancient and couldn't keep up with Walmart, I remember myself going to the stores in the later years and it was often messy, I actually miss that as in a way it was kind of fun ! Interestingly the Zellers was mentioned in season 8 when Cory and Jacob attempted to do a trojan shoplift, probably as at the time the franchise was already axed and the boys knew they would get copyright lawsuits but the store they were in I'm pretty sure it was a Foodland ! 😂


[deleted]

“And hurry the fuck up. Thank you”


jmart741

When Ricky yells at Julian’s cat. “Don’t fuckin stare at me!”


Johnny_Bravo5k

Knock-knock Who's there? Fuck off.


DrgnFckr

Does it have to be Ricky? Because my favorite is from Countdown to Liquor Day when Randy & Lahey are at the dinner table and Randy gets pissed and yells- And fuck off with the Randys!


equal_poop

Many are called Ricky. And many can fuck off Lahey! I love that one. I also like the fuck speil he does at the end of TPB the movie to go back to jail for the hockey tournament.


GucciZorua

Damn it OP you've beat me to it ! Though this is also technically a Rickyism as the real saying is "make like a tree and leave(leaf)" so it makes that quote funnier 🌳🍂🤣


DeceptiSh4wn

Ricky - Fuck off. Cyrus - no you fuck off. Rick6y - I know a way we could handle this. Cryus - Oh yeah? How's that? Ricky - Fuck off.


mrtambourineman420

Make like a tree and fuck off


brosefstallin

Ricky: “I’m gonna pay you one hundred dollars right now, to fuck off.” *takes out $100 bill* *Lahey glares at Ricky, takes money, and leaves*


arielrecon

"can you read my son?" "That depends, can you go fuck yourself?"


Hot-Beginning-691

Well that depends can you go fuck yourself


SlipperyTurtle25

I might have Mandela’d myself with this one, but I swear Donnie says “fuck off with the fucking off”


Deagle2123

Don't you have some offs to fuck? Huh? Fuck off!


LickNojo

Ricky: “Knock knock.” Sam: “Who’s there?” Ricky: “Get the fuck off the stage ya idiot!”


dependent-lividity

Knock knock! Who’s there? Fuck off!


LexusBrian400

Fuck off, Hairdo.


redditadminsarecancr

“Fuck off Cyrus!” “How about we FUCK ON?!”


V8FTW

The first or second episode, George Green gives Ricky his card and says "you call me if you remember anything". Ricky: "Actually I did have something I wanted to tell you, I think I wrote it down somewhere..." Ricky pats his pockets as if searching, then pulls out his hand with middle finger extended.


Tame_Gregala

Have another drink, Lahey!


MichelleWuzHere1999

Fuck off I got work to do


Gnarly_Weeeners

Can you read my son That depends, can you go fuck yourself


Chempro420

Every fuckin one is good


314-bakedboss999

knock knock..


kay69ess

Fuckoffico!


gelsackin

fuck off i got work to do


AbsurdityIsReality

"Do you know how to read my son"? "That depends, do you know how to go fuck yourself?" The Bible Pimp was first episode I ever saw late night on BBC America, was hooked from then on.


Ambitious-Delay153

Two things lahey, put on some pants, and fuck off. While Ricky takes laheys car and breakfast


LWYPLTDG

FUCK OFF RANDY!!


Nodoka-Rathgrith

It's from the cartoon but I love it when Ricky says it to Cyrus. How many fucks can you fit in an off?


Pure_Significance383

Anything with Randy bo Bandy in it.


ndgn97

“Don’t you have some offs to fuck there boys?”


Brother_Clovis

When Ricky is smoking at the pumps. https://youtu.be/uk5HT7loZyI?si=ZNFy77ELcpHIrKKP


anoitdid

Tpb is full of great lines but this one always springs to mind first for me. "can you read my son?" "well that depends......can you go fuck yourself".


Mortch

Why don’t you fuck off and get some liposuction Randy


adtthosa

"Many are called, Rick." "And many can fuck off, Lahey"


nickp123456

Don't you have some offs to fuck?... (Everyone looks confused)... Fuck off!


x__Mini

Knock knock.


Puzzleheaded-Gear762

can someone make a compilation video of ricky's fuck off quotes!? ![gif](giphy|tFM4k9bRPriYU)


dcanderson4247

Fuck off Randy, wit yo’ skirted egg…


Southern_Arachnid_93

We all know it's Bubbs saying well that depends can u go n fuck yourself. If I'm not mistaken this was taped on 9/11/2001 yeah someone tell me if I'm wrong? I sub from swearnet.com have for a long time . It's cheaper than therapy and works better too! Mike Smith told a story that the creepy preacher and the star wars looking chick lol Bible Pimp LEGENDARY EPISODE


Southern_Arachnid_93

Can u read my son ? The writing on this was a crazy .


ballzdeepbabie

I’m going to pay you to fuck off


dalto109

“2 things lahey, put on some fuckin pants, and fuck off”


IntentionallyBlunt69

"I got something for ya *pretends to grab something from pocket only to reveal a middle finger* fuck off"


Crazy-Ad-5790

After Rays Trailer Burns down and Ricky yells at the bystanders “fuck off… two words fuck, pretty to understand. Off, real easy to understand. Fuck off”


REDASSBABOON_20

I will give you $100 to fuck off


DragonRage86

During the rap concert: Ricky: fuck off trevor! Bubbles: yea, fuck off trevor!


LangeV

"You better back the fuck down, or you'll get knocked the fuck out!" - T.


bulletbassman

I’m just borrowing him


Clerkdidnothingwrong

“Two words. Fuck, pretty easy, off, real easy. Fuck off!”


AlternativeLead8821

Ricky to Tom Arnold: Ever heard of the expression "fuck off"? How do you think I'd say that, dickhead? Let me give give you a hint, something like this: F-O-Kee-Say-O-F FUCK OFF!


AlternativeLead8821

Ricky to Tom Arnold: Ever hears of the expression "fuck off"? How do you think I'd day that, dickhead? Let me give you a hint, something like this, F-O-Kee-Cay-O-F FUCK OFF!