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/uj That’s a relief. My last couple posts have been flops, and I was worried this one was too crass


SadOld

yeah that's the e workin. just makes it harder to make a solid post that doesn't flop :(


CantinaStyleSalsa

Comedy is a masculine trait. Becoming unfunny is just one of those things that you have to accept as a woman, like becoming bad at driving and losing the ability to open pickle jars.


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I thought after you saying "this is not a jerk" like 5 times that you were serious. Then I clicked your name and you said you were 24. Very disappointed. I was really happy that there was somebody on here even more pathetic than me.


RheubenRheuben

Imma fake tran not on HRT yet but I still look good for a man in a dress if you want to suck my feminine penis


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A TEMPTING OFFER


nosheepnosleep

jesus fucking christ


KatnissXcis

/uj it's really specific and weird, is it something you've seen somewhere ?


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Something posted in r/meettransgirls. I didn’t read the whole thing, but I was thinking about it today. Just embellished it. I doubt any of what I said was in the actual post except for the part where it says “I was diagnosed with gender dysphoria.”


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uhh... I always thought I need a cisgirl to teach me being a girl, but... mh... interesting thoughts... tgirl sticky... But most of us don't want to use their dicks, I thought? And is tgirl+tgirl even... possible? ...And what do you mean there have been transwomen in the 70s? And therapists laugh about me 50 years later? omg, I dislike my country more every week...


CDJ_13

/uj >”dress go spinny” Try not to laugh failed


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>**At the drop of a hat I can produce medical records proving that I am a certified transsexual.** But can you prove that you don't have donkey brains?


slugzuki

my only remaining question is whether you’re too old to learn how to use cashapp


cerberus698

>That was back when a diagnosis truly meant something. Not nowadays where you can walk into some random clinic in Arlington, Texas and ask some labcoat to prescribe you girl juice on the spot. Fucking embarrassing millennial shit. Real dyed in the wool transexuals from the 1970s were diagnosed with dual role transvestism.


Spriy

we must rise up, fellow chaser!


SalaciousStrudel

Hey, don't post about my dad like this. Thanks


mangoismycat

/uj same


SalaciousStrudel

/uj I'm so sorry 😔


brzozson

/uj Probably the best jerk I've ever seen on this sub, well done, person


that_username_is_use

hey! /uj lmao that was good


Colawar

sheeeeesh LOL


0ktepus

Wtf did I just read... I don't even know what to think because the >THIS IS NOT A JERK Threw me off lmao


mangoismycat

/hj are you my dad?


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I also had a cat named Mango! But, I’m gonna be completely honest. This is the second comment I’ve gotten like this, are you okay? Is your dad seriously a closeted trans woman with a trap fetish?


mangoismycat

Closeted trans woman yes, living vicariously through his daughter, probably. No idea abt the trap fetish i’d rather not think abt it thanks 🙂


MisandryOMGguize

I don't know if this makes me want to kill myself or kill you


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Please kill me 🥺


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/uj honestly as a trans girl this is the hardest I've ever laughed in a long ass time, thanks fam


EndHorror8921

Why does this have rewards? Your profile clearly states you are 24.


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25 in a week! 😊


EndHorror8921

I guess I'm confused you say you are an old person..can you clear this up??


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Lol! So this is a “circlejerk” sub. We’re all trans people speaking in character. We say jokingly transphobic things as a way to cope with real transphobia. This is a funny post meant to poke fun at trans chasers. The “character” I play in the post is at least 70-something, but it’s understood by the other sub users that it’s all a joke and nothing I say is real


EndHorror8921

Thank you for the clarification. 🥰 I'm a baby trans although I'm 24 as well and I just haven't seen this yet. I appreciate you being cool about it and educating me. This actually seems like a cool form of therapy and I'd like to learn more.


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Of course! Lol! And yes, it can be very therapeutic and can be a great way of meeting new people. I should warn you tho, if you dwell here too long, it can get a little mind-numbing. I encourage you to spend as much time offline as you do online and try to mix some positivity in. Easier said than done, I’m afraid, but it’s worth it. Happy hatching :)