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Is this at Nancy’s Nook!?

Is this real life or Gummo?

peanut butter motherfucker

She's at it again huh?

This is EXACTLY the kinda thing Veronica would do.

Classic Veronica!

This looks like a page in the Burn Book

Murderedbybulletinboard

hmmmm never know maybe Veronica is only borrowing it and is fully planning to return it when she's finished

Easiest answer is usually the right one

That she intended to throw it at another person?

No, that she borrowed a dildo to use for a bit and everyone is freaking out. Not everyone has access to high quality fuck toys.

Fair. I dont, so fair. Borrow it, Veronica! Get it guuuuurl!!

This is hilarious. And *so* Veronica.

Somebody tell Veronica to call me

Veronica type of activity

Forget shows about Paranormal Activity, I want shows about Veronica Activity. Gotta be interesting.

She stole a dildo? New, I hope.

/mildindiebandname

It says local bulletin board. The porn shop in my town does this to shoplifters too but the bulletin board isn't posted up at city hall or a college dorm. It's at the shop

Which pocket would you recommend for when someone steals a phallic object?

Prison pocket, of course.

Honestly, this was a set up! I was hoping somebody would respond with that. 🙏🏼

Fuck yeah lol

Nice.

Shirt pocket.

I really like that font. Anyone know what it is?

Dildo sans

Mean Girls Burn Book

It's the exclamation points and underlines in highlighter pen that really bring it all together. They went to quite a bit of effort and it really paid off.

I can't wait for the true crime Netflix series about this!

Veronica was just a normal masturbator.... UNTIL SHE WASN'T

Dildo Stealer r/Bandnames

Steely Dan is already named after a dildo.

Is this a flyer for a local punk show?

definitely thought i was on r/punk for a mo

Not going to lie if this was an album cover I’d for sure check it out.

Veronica and the Dildo Stealers go hard af

I thought Dildo Stealers were the support act

Yeah, I would've picked the Gilligan's Island font as well

First world problems

Because no other countries steal

It was a joke, calm down

As was my response so kindly calm the *fuck* down

Ok John, ok.

I have a Korean liquor store near me, and they have a wall of shame like this. It's hilarious

Post it!!!

God DAMN it Veronica!

Dildo stealing skank!

Salami stealing snatch!

Modern problems require modern solutions. 

That is legitimate art. It belongs in a museum.

So do you!

The Dildo of Coronado!

Betty is pissed

Maybe the original owner was Bert?🤔

Perfect way to ruin your arch nemesis reputation.

Perfect opportunity to use “Dick Bandit”

as I've wondered before how single shoes just end up in the road, this perspective is quite informative

I’ve read that sentence several times, is it supposed to make sense?

rephrased, "i have wondered quite often how single shoes, separate from the other in the pair, end up being found on the sides of roads. this information, of one slipping off while the woman was running to her car, helps me to understand why."

Omg no I meant the original post!! Hahahahaha! You’re the best

You've never experienced the parking lot single shoes?

Anyone know what font that is?

A stolen dildo just hits better.

Lol!😂 Which sex shop is this?

Maybe it was an honest mistake...

This is hilarious

Lmao awesome

Ah, the ole wall of shame.

lol what is going on