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achillesdaddy

Looks like the kids played some "war" last night. Ah, the good old days. It would be so cool of you if you cleaned it up for them. I bet they are exhausted. Little rascals.


camobandaniel

So clean it up if it's yours


RyGuydarider

Bro where are you Detroit?


Inner_Insurance_552

It makes me sad and furious to see a living relic like that xbox 360 left out in the elements like that


DJviolin

Looks like Sanctaury from Fallout 4.


achillesdaddy

Looks like the leftovers from a game of Fortnight


jimspecter

Someone claimed that Xbox yet?


NickyNice

Yeah finally it got cleaned up a little bit yesterday and 2 of the disabled vehicles are gone now. Still a bit of a mess but in better shape. I already have a working xbox360 in my closet that I don't use so I didn't grab it myself as I don't need any more e-waste than I already have.


jimspecter

holler next time, would be an fun experience to proxy loot something from across the world


Chimpchompp

It would probably take an hour to clean that up. Then give popsicles to the ones that change their ways when you see them there. It’ll work.


funmonkey1

Lots of meth in this post.


WorldWiseWilk

Clean up the community around you, and watch it flourish


LoadsDroppin

Playboy you in the hood-adjacent, be safe out there


Freedom007007

Section 8 housing? You get what you or should I say the rest of us working stiffs pay for


King_Of_PiratesBay

Making a few assumptions there bub


Freedom007007

Am I incorrect? Making assessments is normal for intelligent individuals


VunTwoTwee

The heavy breathing 😂 That's how I picture posters in this sub reacting when they see an "I eat ass" bumper sticker on the road.


1991Mrsmith

This is not trashy this is ghetto and low class


xHexiikx

Aka, trashy


Goodknight808

Dont know why, but this video feels like a 3rd person survival game. The way your feet are in frame and the objects center in frame. "Press X to loot" needed to pop up. Your guest parking looks like a post-apocalyptic zombie game area.


Judges16-1

It's clutter density plus the fact that the cameraman is struggling to breathe while walking at a casual pace


NoeticSkeptic

It depends on how big his apartment complex is from end to end, how far he walked or ran before deciding to film it. An older person, or one with COPD or other breathing illnesses should not be mocked. On the other hand, I agree, he could have cleaned up a bit. An item or two each day could clean up the area fast. Call (or have the manager call) a junk yard to pick up a vehicle without a title is easy to do. Check with the local PD if there is anything needed for removal of abandoned property. Don't just complain, do something to improve the place you live in.


Electrical_Top2969

Press x to pick up xbox


dogsdub

1st world problems


mrpotatonutz

In 50 years there will just be massive gated communities for the rich and a 3rd world post capitalist wasteland for the rest of us


TheAnalsOfHistory-

Are you leaving this comment from the year 1974?


Exact-Ad-4132

Ow, my middle class


WyattEarp2324

No clue where you live, but that’s a dump, I’d move.


Plar101

Fortunately no one will ever want to visit that place and be your guest


FutureVoodoo

Only thing missing is a goat 🐐


WynonaRide-Her

A tweaker with a goat


TheHeatWaver

There’s a free60!


nlgoodman510

Where you at, I have a junk hauling service. I’ll come get it.


SpoonWars

Yeah, this is how I make the bulk of my income. There are so many apartment and town home complexes like this. It's never ending.


TheAnalsOfHistory-

The hero we need but don't deserve.


nlgoodman510

No way that’s not Portland.


Merari01

I've seen this point of interest in Fallout 4


bran_dong

fallout 5 looks good


DRDTT

Cut them toenails dawg


astraltrek

Hope the rent is cheap enough for you to stack some cash and GTFO!


Square_Extension1759

grab that xbox


NotAnActualPers0n

OP has a Free XBONE, they got a craftsman-style desk (that's gooooood woodworking), a supersoaker/nerf gun, a big ass cart of kindling (with a free cooler!), shit probably has free needles just sitting there waiting to be found!


Skitzophranikcow

Did you know if you call the non emergency number and report dirty used needles, the cops HAVE to come pick them up..


Square_Extension1759

always remember to rinse the hepatitis out of found needles before reusing!


jakeandcupcakes

That's not an XBONE that's an Xbox 360 SON!


Ilcorvomuerto666

Me: hey was that a 360 drive? *camera pans up to an Xbox 360* Me: [Fuckin called it](https://i.imgur.com/ntGwnIc.jpeg)


Ginger4life23

Dang, that 360 drive still good?


Treacherous_Wendy

Red ring of death


Momimnothigh69

Oh hell nah that looks ghetto as hell


Mynock33

That lot at the top of 4 flights of stairs or do you need to see a doctor? Cause you breathing like you ran a 5k to get there.


ElefantPharts

That’ll happen when you do a “guest parking walkthrough” in slides two sizes too small


Unhappy-Shake5702

Oklahoma?


DaddyofDoinks

Lmao might be


Unhappy-Shake5702

Either Oklahoma or Missouri is my guess.


couchpatat0

Shithole


ellieboomba

Russian vibes


NectarineNational722

Dang brave of you to be walking around that area in slides. 😬😬😬


SGroh85

Nice to see U-Pull-It opening up a community yard.


DabBoofer

Apartment complexes are so trashy. I'm glad I don't live in one anymore


PreferenceWeak9639

Portland?


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PreferenceWeak9639

Yes, skid row has lots of green trees and grass around it, and overcast skies. Not a lot of sun or concrete in LA. Skid row is a rainforest.


Tunechi_1

Not enough needles


keanu__reeds

You don't see needles much in portland. Everyone's smoking fent instead of shooting up.


PreferenceWeak9639

Or poop.


warthog0869

"Oh, I see it now, the sign says *Guess* Parking?"


Oxygenius_

Looks like some meth has been smoked there


shavemejesus

Looks like some meth has been ~~smoked~~ made there


Jayswisherbeats

That’s the community shop


yuccasinbloom

And just think, I was really fucking pissed at people flicking their cig butts into one of the beautiful courtyards at my condo complex this am. Thanks for the perspective.


Midnighttyche

Be pissed about both.... imagine if 10,000 ppl threw cigarette butts on the ground and they were all put into a pile together.... Also as a cleaner, please stay mad at ppl for leaving their trash everywher, it makes my job easier.


yuccasinbloom

I picked them all up and taped them to their door with a sign that said THE COURTYARD ISNT YOUR ASHTRAY, reported them to the HOA but the board also found out so I think they’re going to get fined. All in all, not a bad situation. I haven’t smoked a cig in five years but I NEVER threw them out like that. Until a couple years ago I was still finding butts in old jackets from keeping them. Thanks for cleaning up the world.


conundrum-quantified

ROFL! “Taped them to their door….”


yuccasinbloom

Big piece of packaging tape . It worked so far.


warthog0869

>I was still finding butts in old jackets from keeping them I'm smelling some dedication!


Naive-Character-4197

That first thing is the hard drive out of the xbox


LameSignIn

And the 360 is laying in the grass. That could be worth some money.


Dukedyduke

Eh, not as much as you'd think.


AmuseDeath

360


Junkmans1

I can’t believe you have all that extra parking space!


jimlahey2100

You probably should be wearing more protective footwear as you're cruising through that apocalypse parking lot.


Quattro2021

What 3rd world country is this?


moneycashdane

Likely Ohio


Quattro2021

I’ve seen parking lots like this on the FIRST 48…..


DoItForTheNukie

As someone from Michigan, Ohio is definitely the correct answer.


transcendedfry

I was gonna say (as someone from Michigan! & I know you’re doing a bit) it’s gotta be mi or oh. I love you, MI, but this would lowkey track


HighAndFunctioning

Landlordia


cryptdruids

How much for an apartment?


godofmilksteaks

How much for the mini trailer?


majordong75

You in the ghetto homie 😬 As Confucius once said: "Stay strapped or get clapped"


necrochaos

Confucius also says “Man who stand on toilet is high on pot”


Accomplished-Pin4923

Pack the heat or become dead meat.


ChasSher90

Where you live? Beyond Thunderdome?


PianoMittens

You might want to invest in some close-toed foot mittens


NorMichtrailrider

Move away from the shit hole


Key_Lavishness_6221

That's meth'd up.....


Fatticusss

Curious how much the rent is for something like this. Also, what state are you in?


NickyNice

It's $1380 for a 4 bedroom. I'm in a small town in Washington. It's worth it for the time being while we get settled here since we are on a single income at the moment It's really a nice home on the inside and a great town overall. We heard a lot from my GF family before we moved in because this complex can be the talk of the town lol.


HotShitBurrito

Damn, times are bad. In 2009 I paid $375/month without a lease for a two bed in a college town in Alabama. It was an old mansion that had been turned into apartments sometime in the 1950s. It was a shitty place, but compared to this it was a resort. Even with the meth heads who would spend Saturday mornings crushing cans on a tarp in the back "yard" before packing it all up to get paid at the recycling center. Still better than this and cost 1/3 the rent. After that I moved into a one bed in a community designed for retirees. Not really sure why they let a 21 year old and his fiance move in considering we were 40 years younger than most the residents, but that place was $350/months in 2011. I ended up joining the Coast Guard and got stationed in Mobile. My townhouse there was a two bed in a middle class complex. Paid $765/month for that 2012-2014. Had a studio in Webster Texas after that in 2015 that was $695/month. Really nice area. Moved into a two bed apartment on the lake for $950, then rented a 3 bed house on the gulf for $1200 in 2016. Moved to Maryland and was floored that $1200 gets you a crackhouse. I guess my point in this ramble is that cost of living is a bitch and that living in the south is cheap as shit if you're willing to deal with the most regressive politics, shittiest healthcare, and worst education in the western world.


fuqdisshite

we found 30 acres, 1800 square ft house, river frontage, garage, barn, other buildings and camps, all for less than 200k$.   Northern Lower Michigan.  been 65° all week and we are only 20 miles from Lake Michigan and 6 miles from Torch Lake.   all about perspective.


Shenaniboozle

> I guess my point in this ramble is that cost of living is a bitch and that living in the south is cheap as shit if you're willing to deal with the most regressive politics, shittiest healthcare, and worst education in the western world. you forgot weather. The most god-cursed unfair hot rain, and choking humidity year round the south has to offer.


Hegemony-Cricket

I'm guessing Section 8 housing.


aflores032

Nice find with the 360 actually, so random though


flintb033

Well, at least it lets guests know what kind of place they’re at…


ElectoralEjaculate

Free xbox 360 fuck yeah


Old-Smokey-42069

With a hard drive


BoBoBellBingo

If I think about putting my garbage out in front of my door my hoa uses its team of pre-cogs to fine me $500, but honestly it’s way better than living like that