Awww that was the best part

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Wouldn't that be police brutality anyway?

Oh shit. That's my hometown...

How was that legal?

ACAB

Cop: "you're under arrest" Criminal: *getting handcuffed* Cop: *pulls down criminal pants* Criminal: "what the fuck are you doing" Cop: "didn't you hear me?" Cop: "I said you're under arroosted"

Wait whhuuuut?!

Is this cuz of that stupid video on Pornhub that's been trending for a while of the "thug" fucking his parole officer?

Just like the simulations

I’m a terrible person for laughing at this headline but holy shit is this just not common knowledge in the police force?? Talk about abuse of authority

You're optimism is misplaced Asgardian

Cops bad

Well, that's kind of what happens when you marry your first girlfriend then become a cop. The story wrotes itself, folks.

Ayyy our cops are shityyyyyyyy

40%

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1312

ACAB

Some cops just must get confused once the cuffs go on.

Hell yeah why not you've already got m cuffed

Well, at least they passed a law to put a stop to it. That puts them about 5 steps above Alabama, where it happens, it’s their own family, and they don’t care.

Translation to non click bait article title: "There's a law now where police officers cannot date fugitives."

Why is every word of this title capitalized?

Because I can't read

A cop not far from me was recently arrested for unauthorized computer use. We don't have the details but a year ago he was demoted for looking up the contact information for a mentally challenged person he gave a ticket to and then sleeping with her.

Everything that happens in America is from one film or another. This one just happened to be porn.

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They should make a law scout shooting unarmed black dudes..... oh wait.

Wasn’t that already called rape?

“have sex” is a weird choice of words considering it’s rape yikes

So if you get caught you’re really REALLY fucked eh?

That’s my fucking city! I’ve never been so proud to be trash!!!!!

Kansas is pretty trashy

What about if you arrest your wife? Could you then no longer fuck them?

When the line between work and porn becomes blurry.

Its nice to see people who enforce the law can’t obey the law

A mutual friend (19F) of mine was stopped by a cop walking home from a party. A cop picks her up and offers to drive her the rest of the way home. The minute she got into the car he basically said, "You can give me a blowjob or I'm going to arrest you for underage drinking and public intoxication". She basically said, "Fuck you, arrest me". Unfortunately for the cop didn't know that her dad was a high powered attorney. She make the phone call and he shows up within the half hour with four of his attorney buddies. But heres the thing. They couldn't get him fired and only enough to get the guy to resign. While this was all going down he was still paid. And ultimately got a job a county over. Cops are criminals with a badge and gun. They have no intention of doing any real public service work.

And everyone clapped at the end as the credits rolled and the scene faded to black

That's the only reason police have a job.

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They can. They choose to follow their carnal desires because they have the power to pull it off and get the instant gratification they’re seeking.

They’re beating up 40% of who they’re having sex with so may as we’ll merge those venn circles.

Most people would probably have sex to get out of being arrested. Otherwise, they're probably not in the mood.

If it’s not against the law, they can’t be charged with a crime.

In Hawaii police can and have had sex with prostitutes to prove they are prostitutes

NY too!

Rapists! This is your calling. Become a cop and be PAID to rape

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Is OP insinuating that the rape victims of police 'cant control themselves'? Because sex under threat of incarceration is rape.

Or they can rather, but they're disgusting

I'm saying the cops can't controlthemselves.

Kayy

If they let them go after the sex does this still count?

So I guess you can just get off with a warning then...

Hey now just cause us Alabama folks inbreeding’ with our families doesn’t wait... nvm this state is white trash.... #thanksalabama

If these whacks can’t act civilized, they should be airdropped into the middle of the Amazon, where they belong.

Do not pollute the Amazon or the indigenous peoples that way.

Eh the Amazon people have bow and arrows

Kansas on the news let’s go fellas

Anyone else kinda forget that Kansas exists?

the good old days

Don’t let this give you a bad opinion of kc. It’s a dope place.

That way its illegal

It takes two to tango

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And these sworn goons are the people with the power to kill or imprison people.

My wife’s response “I want to get off”. I think my lucks in! Nope she was talking about the planet not me....fml

It's not sex if you use your position of power to take what you want.

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Murica so much freedom y’all

Does this mean their spouses can't be arrested? 🤣 New goal is to fuck every cop and become above the law!!!

Are the cops hot? Cause a hot cop can get it from me.

I hung out with a group of police foundations kids when in college for part of a semester and am 100% not surprised by this at all

Lads, it’s Kansas

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Vice news HAHA

Fuck the police amirite

https://www.snopes.com/tachyon/2018/02/35-states-allow-cops-to-rape_meme.jpg?resize=865,452 They are the 13th to pass a law like this. Trying to make KS look bad again...smh.

How is that not already a law?

No Uber in Kansas

Should read: "It's a shame to think the criminal justice system can't be expected to prosecute police officers for crimes, so they have to have specific statutes to declare that police officers can't commit certain crimes."

More common than you think.

Why was it necessary to pass this, can someone give me an in-depth story behind the reason they did

Watch out Alabama and Florida... Kansas is coming for that “shittiest state” trophy.

How is this fair? No other state has this law

I think the term is "rape"

Is posting a vice.com link in /r/trashy redundant?

https://news.vice.com/en_us/article/435ded/kansas-had-to-pass-a-law-to-tell-cops-they-cant-have-sex-with-people-theyre-arresting

>Have sex with Rape.

Of course, it's a red state.

Bruh

What in the absolute fuck. That's insane that it even needs to be a law.

Well. It is Kansas.

Bail moneyshot.

Well there goes all the incentive of being a cop

Tell me again how Blue Lives Matter??

Oh Kansas how i dont miss you

That’s a WIN!!

[Here is the story](https://news.vice.com/en_us/article/435ded/kansas-had-to-pass-a-law-to-tell-cops-they-cant-have-sex-with-people-theyre-arresting) [https://news.vice.com/en\_us/article/435ded/kansas-had-to-pass-a-law-to-tell-cops-they-cant-have-sex-with-people-theyre-arresting](https://news.vice.com/en_us/article/435ded/kansas-had-to-pass-a-law-to-tell-cops-they-cant-have-sex-with-people-theyre-arresting)

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Great point u/phatpussypatricia

This is a gross simplification of the situation and purely used for click bait

r/rimjob_steve

It WAS free real estate

Hey I love Arizona, but we literally had to pass the same law 4-5 years ago, and my agency was a large reason why. Fun times.

Cop-lovers: "These men are out here WORKING HARD, if they want to have sex with a "criminal" they arrest they should be allowed! THIS IS LIBERAL GOVERNMENT OVERREACH!!!"

"Why are we even doing this, then?"

You misspelled Florida.

Oddly specific, but then again this is vice.

Ok but who's gonna enforce this???

Paul Blart will enforce it.

Hey, it is just two consenting adults with a handcuff fetish....

These guys are so fucked up girls tried to prevent themselves from being raped, they'd probably get charged with resisting arrest. That is a built in reason they wouldn't want to fight back. Disgusting.

Sounds about right

But what if the person being arrested really, really wants to?

I look forward to this somehow coming up in the context of Blue Lives Matter.

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I think 34 to be exact

You misspelled rape there, vice

I look at that uniform, and my clothes just melt off.

It's a shame *pigs can't control themselves.

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Can't *rape* people they arrest is closer to the truth.

Does anyone have a link to an article or any other proof that cops were legally aloud to have Alex with prisoners (which is rape) other than a screen shot?

https://news.vice.com/en_us/article/435ded/kansas-had-to-pass-a-law-to-tell-cops-they-cant-have-sex-with-people-theyre-arresting This is the article that I read

Ah. Interesting. Whole article is misleading. The law is for not having sex during job time.

So they can't pork no more ?

Yikes

The word they’re looking for is rape

**people** you mean fucking CUNTS?

I think they mean "rape" but okay good

Everyone assuming cops are raping and shit. Are y'all dumb. Do you honestly think there aremt some loose women offering in order to get out of trouble. Way to witch hunt and ignore other sides.

You think the real world operates like a porno huh?

South Korea passed a law last year because so many men were illegally filming women using toilet cams and using that as porn. Oh men what fresh horror will you think up next

What?!

Damn I thought that was a perk of being a police officer

How many leave the force after this Law?

I always chuckle whenever people act surprised and outraged about stuff like this. ​ People love to forget humans are just animals behind a very thin veil of civility that only exists when it is convenient.

This happens everywhere. Cops are criminals

Can you believe we had to pass laws to tell people to not murder each other

What?

When I lived in Kansas, the Wichita police threatened to strike if they were made to have drug test.

Maybe these women should keep their legs closed. Be responsible /s

“Only the police should have gu.... wait a minute”

oH gIvE mE a HoMe...

Who’s making these rules, man

You mean rape

These are the same type of people that tell atheists that by not following god's commandments they are bound to rape, murder, and steal. It's typical right-wing/authoritarian projection. They assume that everyone out there is as morally corrupt as they are. "Hey, there's no law against it so I can do it with a clean conscience!" Human filth.

The actual fuck does a cop raping a perpetrator have to do with right wing authoritarian religious zealots?

It's a comparison of mentality. hi2pi used 'confusion'. It was apparently super-effective. (:

And how?

Well, guess I'm not gonna become a cop in Kansas now. The one incentive, now it's gone!!

Damn. Getting arrested in Kansas was my lost shot.

Human indecency and lack of common sense at its worst. They're sworn in to protect the public, not fuck it.

Wisconsin still does not have this law.

That’s because cheese bribes are sufficient there for police.

Wow

Having recently been arrested in Kansas I promise you that place is shit 1/2

Live here amd its not like cops arw raping people but yeah its not a great state i want out. Bunch of racist, transphobic, homophobic, bible thumping boomers.

Preach! ......no wait.... It’s better than the south though omfg

I cant say anything about the south as i have not been anywhere but oklahoma in the past...idk 8, 9 years

It’s so bad down there. Don’t go.

Wasnt planning on it lol

Don't kinkshame me.

Fucking Emporia.

Bro those cop cars are from the town I live in. 😂🤣

Does your bum hurt. /s

Hate to break the news to everyone, this has been a federal law created by Bush since the early 2000s. Look up the Prison Rape Elimination Act, or PREA

Unfortunately, a lot of cops ignore it.

My point being is, if they aren’t following the laws now, an extra state charge ain’t gonna stop them. It’s just how drug dealers still don’t give a damn. Or Murderers still kill. Shit heads will always be shit heads, and unfortunately some of them get to wear a shiny piece of metal on their chest.

well I hope it was with consent cause that would make a much better story

I believe every state has this as a rule for police.

Actually.... https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2018/10/08/should-police-be-able-have-sex-with-person-custody-rape-allegation-raises-issue/

Well now I have to find a new job

I love my state

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Ever think maybe theyre having consensual sex with people trying to get out of trouble