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Why is it that I type the name of the posts (thanks, MxR; just please post uncensored videos to your Patreon) to Reddit, I get nothing, but works (with quotation marks) on Google? Google is also trash, but damn.
I dunno. Girls day out when they discover a statue with a big boner. They're just having fun. I'm guessing this is a place without a lot of kids running around.
What's trashy about this at all? Touching the erect penis of a statue was good luck in ancient Rome (at least thatxs the case with the statues of Baccus found outside taverns.)
Lol, this remind me of those statues that get shiny in very specific place, because people grab and touch them for photos.
There was boobs, penis, but the most wholesome was a dog snout
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https://imgur.com/a/g40BFzt
that thin "girl" is 100% a ladyboy xD
Wish she had fucked it, but someone probably did
Statue getting more action than me LMAO
Why is it that I type the name of the posts (thanks, MxR; just please post uncensored videos to your Patreon) to Reddit, I get nothing, but works (with quotation marks) on Google? Google is also trash, but damn.
P.S. fuck it, I'd be the damn statue. I don't care what that horny leopard one is.
Now this would make for an interesting video🗿
Okay this is just funny, but why was that their first reaction?
God I wish that was me
Humans moment
The statue just starts walking away
honestly though why does he have a boner
Looks like I need to get some Roman attire and some viagra…
She actually came back 10 minutes later and fucked that statue til it's dick broke off
Lol, the best
Why is there a statue with a boner?
cmon you'd do the same
Somebody has definitely fucked that statue
I was waiting for the statue to turn his head.
See, when I’m standing around in public with my erect penis out, I’M the sexual deviant.
I dunno about trashy. I thought it too was hilarious!
This isn’t trashy, this is funny 😆
I don’t know ho this is trashy? Just three horny girls 👀
She would've penetrated herself with it.
I was hoping the statue would move.
These ladies are fun!
And then the statue moves
gay,straight, man, woman, whatever, if you’re with your friends and no one else is around you’re fucking with that statue
the way they just stop once they see the dick
Why
This is the type of stuff you see on the girls trip montage
They’re Just out here living their best lives….
Me: *starts furiously taking notes to reproduce this exact scenario with my own body
Ima need the name and location of this statue
I would have liked to see this to competition
Statue gets more action than me 🤣🥲
This is vanilla compared to the shit I've seen on this subreddit
*Touches it* Haha jk! :P *licks it* Haha omg I’m crazy! *fucks it* Haha omg silly right? :P
She was tryin to put it in the hole poop comes out of, or the one that babies come out of
I saw about 2 seconds of it and figured out the rest. Fucking ***why?***
Yeah not gonna lie this is definitely something guys would do as well. "Bro $20 says you won't go suck that statues dick"
And they say us guys a dogs and overly sexual etc etc
Can’t let a good erection go to waste
Ok but why does he have a boner
When women say men will fuck anything SWIFTY show them this video
Lucky man.
Guess you could say they were down for a cock rock hard...
I want to see this but with one of those living statues wearing a fake penis and every time someone touches it they say hi.
Nah it just moans...
Praying to the gods of lady boys
It is for good luck
Is nobody gonna ask about the camera man hiding and video taping them before knowing they were gonna do that..?
She’s down bad
Like Is that a guy or a girl.
Who's trashy? The girls or the naked man with a boner in a Trojan outfit
Ngl where can i sign up to be a statue
Looks like she knew what she was doing and dressed for the occasion.
The birth of a Porn Hub channel
That's disgusting behavior. Does anyone have their @'s so I can shame them in their DMs?
Question #1 Why not?
That gay dude in the dress probably has a bigger cock than that statue lmao
I dunno. Girls day out when they discover a statue with a big boner. They're just having fun. I'm guessing this is a place without a lot of kids running around.
I don’t think this is trashy at all, just hilarious. I’d probably do the same thing
This is basically the same thing as when dudes grab the boobs on naked statues lol
Because everybody is immature, and farts, dicks, and tits are funny.
Waste not, want not.
"For luck".
Honestly this is trashy but it's also the kind of thing I would do. Plus this doesn't seem like an actual historical statue so who gives a fuck.
I bet that os exactly the reaction the ancents would have wanted, look it up
It’s hilarious how they all simultaniously start walking over there in a sneaky way
These women have a better sense of humor than 90% of this sub
I assure you if there’s a statue with a girl with big tits people will grab it too
Women love sex as much as men do.
Always the one friend who take the joke too far
For a second I thought it was one of those street performers that pretend to be a statue. God I wish it was
People touch statue boobs and ass, not that weird after seeing that
These ladies look fun as hell 😂
I hated the naked statue job until today
Build it and they will come.
I've seen quite a few ancient statues. I don't think I've ever seen one that's been sculpted with a fully erect penis before.
Okay you puritans, don't act like you wouldn't do that too
Just because he was dressed that way doesn't mean he was asking for it
thats just people having fun. unless im missing some sort of important meaning behind this statue with a giant exposed boner
I don't see any part being "trashy".
That's how Corona spreads. Touching cocks without washing your hands. Also group knob licking.
Drunk?
No anti bacteria wipes handy?
They’re just having a bit of fun. If a dude did this, it would be the funniest shit ever. This sub is silly af sometimes.
All humans love to nut: confirmed.
Good job soldier
The one with short hair looks likea man.
The short dress one is a dude.
First women was normal horny, second one just a bit horny, last one , well she was extra horny
"For finding your true love, please rub this state's penis. For finding eternal love, put the penis in your mouth."
Those women look like they have fun
All around the world statues crumble for me
Oh girls just wanna have fun
We’ll those all guys soooo
Do you really want to touch that after many people possibly did what you did or even worse?
🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
No questions needed if u see dick, u grasp it
We all have that one friend
M'am stop fucking the statue
Because hoes
r/scriptedasiangifs
What's trashy about this at all? Touching the erect penis of a statue was good luck in ancient Rome (at least thatxs the case with the statues of Baccus found outside taverns.)
I like these girls, they are having a laugh among themselves and its also kinda hot to see them reacting so enthousiastic....,)
Honestly thought the statue was a dood in a costume and he was about to terrify them.
It's interactive art.
Well. I guess I know what one going to be when I grow up. A goddamn statue.
Now guys will go and impersonate statues…. Great
I gurenetee you if you get a close up of it the paint is completely worn different in that area
They acting like a 13 year old kid when your drags you to Victoria secrets
They were rubbing that thing like they expected a cum genie to shoot out and grand them 3 sexy wishes.
"Works every time." \- Guy pretending to be statue
This is the way lol
Hungry for…
That's not a statue that's a street performer
You have to wonder how many mouths that has been in!
One or all of them thinking and backing up and bending over for that statute.
Was hoping she'd do it.
Why?
Just dudes rocking
I mean, if ya stick a sculpture with a boner out in public it’s gonna get touched.
Maybe it’s good luck for lady boys
This is SPURTA!
They seem like fun girls
I have a friend named Biggus Dickus!
kkkkkyyyyylllle your mom is drunk and out of wine at the museum
Ehh not as bad as many things of here
Huh…
also leopard print is a guy
3 down ass bitches.
And now Kids we're gonna take a look at the statue of...
I feel uncomfortable when women play with penises. It comes across as unnatural and awkward.
Gosh i would not put my lips on that after so many people probably touched it with their filthy hands
That skinny fella in the animal print really likes that statue!
That’s how you get coronavirus for sure
Absolutely disgusting. Who are these women and where are they located?
Lol this statue seems.....unnecessary. Like....why can't he be flaccid like all the other statues of nude men?? This is just aggressive
Me love you long time!!
The video is a skit when they all stop on cue at the exact same time.
I don't think this is trashy, just funny as hell.
Not trashy, just a bit of fun. Get off your high horse.
First question how many diseases are on that statue?
I gotta say, I've never seen male statue that was erect. Can't blame them for this rare sighting hahaha
My only question is why isn't this video longer?
So I don't need to pay for dinner and a movie? Just wear a sheild, spear, helmet and stand at attention?
Cheetah dress has a 🔥 going on down below.
Not trashy. Hilarious 😆
Allow it fam
That second girl knows what she’s doing for sure.
Why is it when I stand around like this I get arrested??
Ahh gays
This is why we end up in pandemics. Why tf would you put your mouth anywhere the public can touch??!! JFC.
you think covid started on that statues cock?
It didn't!? Lol
Boys will be boys
It's 100% trashy but don't act like you wouldn't do the same thing if u knew nobody was watching
That’s a dude in the skirt. Just saying
OP you're trash actually.
Wow, getting all worked up like that leaves me to think you would be one of those trashy chicks
you think? don't do that, you might get hurt
How original 😒
That's a dude
That living statue is having a great day
Not trashy.
… I come home, in the mornin' light My mother says "When you gonna live your life right?"
I’ll chalk that up to women are just as mature as men.
those ladies are down bad
Lol, this remind me of those statues that get shiny in very specific place, because people grab and touch them for photos. There was boobs, penis, but the most wholesome was a dog snout
Link?
I was half expecting the statue to actually be a dude painted gold and walk forward, look at the camera and give it a thumbs up
You know when you kiss a statues penis you’re kissing everyone who kissed that statues penis.
Wow this buskers perpetual erection is impressive.
Plot twist: That's not a statue. It's a security guard.
Not trashy, That’s a couple gals having fun
She seems fun
I wouldn’t call it trashy lol, this subs got to the point where anything other than walking around doing nothing and being polite is trashy