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Not sure I haven't personally seen him since the 8th grade. My sister was at my house showing me something on her Facebook when she scrolled down to a picture of him. I made her stop and started cracking up laughing when I seen the ss and 88 I told her to save the image for me I'm posting it on trashy.
All his tatts are trash. The artist should be ashamed. No artistic ability at all. A grade school kid could’ve did better drawing half of those symbols. The green monster tatt in the middle is halfway decent but the rest tacky and super trashy
how come nazis always have the *worst* tattoos? whys that 8 so washed out? why does every color look like crayola marker? why does every line look like it was done w the non dominate hand of a tat artist, or more likely, done by a cousin in his garage? good lord
His mom actually owns a house a few blocks from me I see her sometime in the store. From me browsing his FB profile on my sister's account he was homeless sleeping in his car for a while.
My sister was over scrolling through Facebook when I seen his selfie show up on her timeline. I'm like wait scroll back holy shit is that John Doe and then pointed out the Nazi tatts to her laughing.
I know we all gotta make a living, but being a practice doll for edgy up and coming tattoo artists maybe isn't the best choice. He's a cornucopia of symbols many of which are completely conflicting ideals. It's like it Forgetting Sara Marshall when she yells at Russell Brand because he has conflicting tattoos.
So what the fuck are these tattoos? Like, there's the SS, 88, and iron cross, but below the navel there's a King of Spades tattoo. I know the Queen of spades is used heavily amongst white women who only have sex with black men, so I guess it's similar for white men? There's also the hammer and sickle, and the huge ass monster energy logo. This dude's a fucking mess.
Almost every white supremacist tat I see is horrendous, namely because I'm convinced most tattoo artists worth their salt (and price) wouldn't be caught dead doing any of these designs, or becoming known for it.
Also, bonus idiot points for having the sickle & hammer inches away from the double thunderbolt. I don't usually remark on peoples' appearances, but he legitimately does seem to be as dumb as he looks.
*edit*
Extra idiot points for the "Misunderstood" tatted on his neck. Naw, buddy. We understand you perfectly well.
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you can tell most of these tattoos were done at home
Well… I’m just glad one of you grew up.
Bathroom stall type beat
Why does it look like it was drawn by 12 y.o. by a marker?
The ‘sinful’ with the cross did it for me. Also, is anyone else missing their Catalytic converter since arriving at this post or is it just me?
He's like a billboard for at home tattoos...
Did he do those tattoos himself? The line work is trash
Not sure I haven't personally seen him since the 8th grade. My sister was at my house showing me something on her Facebook when she scrolled down to a picture of him. I made her stop and started cracking up laughing when I seen the ss and 88 I told her to save the image for me I'm posting it on trashy.
Looks like Machine Gun Kelly
I don’t get it
He has the ss logo on his arm and 88 for heil hitler on his chest.
I didn’t notice the ss 🤣🤣 it’s like a find Waldo book
"Tell me you hate yourself without telling me you hate yourself...".
Here's a better pic with his [forehead ](https://imgur.com/a/ug5tGtc) included and I flipped the photo.
Mama's boy
This guy is nothing. He's tatooed with all kind of symbols, that all mixed there they mean nothing.
***trend alert***
Loves Monster but probably won’t even try the best version, Ultra Black. Played himself.
He has the entire political compass on his body
Machine Gun Kelly?
All his tatts are trash. The artist should be ashamed. No artistic ability at all. A grade school kid could’ve did better drawing half of those symbols. The green monster tatt in the middle is halfway decent but the rest tacky and super trashy
How many of those were the $10 Halloween tattoos?
You grew up with Ryan Gosling?
Why do so many selfie takers refuse to flip their mirrored images before posting??
I don't get it either here the pic [flipped](https://imgur.com/a/bybdDiI)
I've seen kid doodles better than this.
This is like a result of a nightmarish version of Oprah in hell going “ you get a tattoo and you get a tattoo and you get a tattoo.
He just really likes monster energy okay
Is that Racist Travis Barker?
At first I was like, where's the offensive stuff, then I saw the Waffen-SS logo
MURICA!
Dude looks like he went into a tattoo parlor, slapped $12.90 on the counter, and told them to tat all the offensive shit on him they can think of.
Petey Boi looking a lil different
how come nazis always have the *worst* tattoos? whys that 8 so washed out? why does every color look like crayola marker? why does every line look like it was done w the non dominate hand of a tat artist, or more likely, done by a cousin in his garage? good lord
He looks like his first tattoo was "this space for rent" and he went on from there
I never understood the brand tattoos. Why? Are you sponsored? Do they pay you?
We all grew up with "this dude"
Guaranteed this is his moms house
His mom actually owns a house a few blocks from me I see her sometime in the store. From me browsing his FB profile on my sister's account he was homeless sleeping in his car for a while.
8s the age mirrored? Or did he just sit in the mirror to do these himself?
"Which tattoo would you like?" "Yes."
And you openly admit that?
How are you gonna have a nazi symbol and a communist symbol, two very different ideologies that hate eachother very much.
Hard to believe.. he did all his own tattoos
They look like crayon.
When you see these guys covered it nazi tats on face all that it's not there fault most of the time it's a defence after being raped in jail
John Mayer voice: Your body is a monster can. 🎶
You mean you grew up while this childhood associate remained a child?
I’m sorry but we aren’t hiring at the moment
His left nipple looks like clay
My friends' brother got hold of a tattoo gun, did the same shitty tattoos to himself and his bro. He declared himself an artist.
Anarchy sign, hammer and sickle and 88... . I am seriously confused.
Like the ankh as well the egyptian fertility symbol. This guy looks like a bench in the bus shelter near a high school.
looks like he’s still trying to grow up.
You grew up. He just grew.
The monster logo dominating all is…
Who is this ?
Does he have a single tattoo that isnt shit?
Nah, you didn't grow up with him. You grew up near him. He didn't grow up. Just became taller and dumber.
The Ankh
most of these look like they where done with sharpie for some dumb prank probably, they are even smuged lika a sharpe would be.
[удалено]
Water gun kelly
Those dont even look like tats they look like a child drew them with a marker
Looks like a billboard for humanity's worst ideas....
He's having an existential crisis. He has every symbol he could think of
Can you believe how badass this guy is. He got a monster tattoo on his chest. Lol
The Anarchy logo with the 88 and SS & hammer and sickle make an interesting trio
The giant monster logo on the chest. Let's all drywall know it's not safe.
Someone has an ink pen and some 8 year old friends who like doodling
Man's got nazi, communist, and anarchist tattoos. What a confusing combo lmao
Sorry but who is that?
Every single one of those tattoos are impressively bad
BB Gun Kelly
Most body art is trashy
He looks he was dumb enough to be literally the only person to believe it when people say " hyuck, well the Nazis were socialists! It's in the name!"
No ragrets.
He likes my note book in primary school
Dollor store mgk
Cap Gun Kelly
is this the most confused person Earth?
Sponsored by Monster Energy
I can tell that his friends drew those tattoos they look terrible I don't know why people let there friends do that to themselves
"Na, just freehand it". Probably
Me: what’s so trashy here *looks closer* #OH
My sister was over scrolling through Facebook when I seen his selfie show up on her timeline. I'm like wait scroll back holy shit is that John Doe and then pointed out the Nazi tatts to her laughing.
I wonder if he just threw a bunch of tattoo ideas in a hat and had his friends pick one every time they got trashed.
Every time I see something like this, it reminds me how important it is to get your tattoos done professionally and while sober.
I though commie nazis are fiction by Simpsons but they are real.
Damn bro he do be looking like the desk at the back corner of the clasroom
I guarantee the only symbol he knows the meaning to is the monster energy one the rest he thought looked cool
r/Stretched would have a field day with his ear!
he didn't grow up with you though
Was he dropped on his head at birth?
And to cap it all off ... he goes and gets misunderstood round his neck...
He is a great father,he let his kids do his tattoos!
Is that machine gun kelly?
Skribbl.io Screen
Guarantee his name is Methew
What logo do you want? Him:yes
Nazi and a commie?
The way that post is off center of that brick.
is this mgk?
He changes political ideologies like he changes clothes
damn did he pass out at a kids tatoo convention.
He looks like a nice person
He looks like the corner on a edgy teens matchbook
What happened, OP
I know we all gotta make a living, but being a practice doll for edgy up and coming tattoo artists maybe isn't the best choice. He's a cornucopia of symbols many of which are completely conflicting ideals. It's like it Forgetting Sara Marshall when she yells at Russell Brand because he has conflicting tattoos.
Looks like he did a stint in prison with some less than open minded folks.
A pinko communist, an anarchist, and a fascist all at once. This man chose every single class on the character sheet.
Complete map of bad decisions
You kno…you know what would be badass!?! Like the monster logo, but like green, like right on my chest like… hella
Darren Till is that you?
The nazis used USSR slaves to build the Volkswagen beetle for Hitler and this guys tattoos are made by an 8 year Old 😔
he looks like a half finished colouring book to teach kids about hate symbols
Almost thought it was MGK
Like playing tick tac toe on a bull's balls.
Québec represent?
Was his tattoo artist a 5yr old with markers?
The trash 🗑️ is powerful with this trash Jedi.
Drugs are bad Kyle!
Shot Gun Kelly
So THATS what happened to my school desk I doodled on!
Gotta say, who ever drew all of those is an artist with a pen. I almost thought most of them were real tattoos...
That monster logo is next level
Come on guys he even has “misunderstood” across his neck, you just like, don’t get him, man. /s
SS bolts and hammer & sickle?great to see that education wasn’t wasted here
White people be like
I’m not sure what’s worse, the fact that all the tats look like sharpie or that the 88 looks like wash away marker was used
That tattoo artist should be in jail.
That a boy scout logo?
The combinations are absurd enough that maybe... Just maybe the guy knows what he's doing.
Stay in school kids.
So what the fuck are these tattoos? Like, there's the SS, 88, and iron cross, but below the navel there's a King of Spades tattoo. I know the Queen of spades is used heavily amongst white women who only have sex with black men, so I guess it's similar for white men? There's also the hammer and sickle, and the huge ass monster energy logo. This dude's a fucking mess.
Looks like a public toilet wall, can't wait for his autobiography "my life as a scratch pad"
how do you have the SS bolts and the soviet sickle and hammer on the same body
Some meth head’s human scratch pad. Some of those tattoos look like someone has tried to erase them with a pencil.
Nazis hated communists...so why does he have both nazi and soviet tattoos??? Makes no sense
This guy fucks
I thought to myself eh this isn't so bad, just some really awful decisions for a ta... Oh those are SS bolts.
These look like they were drawn on with dry erase marker
You posted this at the right r/ 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻
a communist nazi?
Like a coloring book
That face says "I'm a bottom" in prison
They all look poked in
What the fuck is happening here?? Hammer and sickle, anarchist A, 88? Pick one.
When your tattoos look like a middle school desk
I know you shouldn’t judge a book by it’s cover… but he looks like a bonafide asshole
Some of these tattoos give *very* mixed signals
Nazi pos
This shit got Saint Bernard parish written all of him
He definitely has the mindset of a teenager.
Interesting tattoo choice.. 8th graders binder cover..👍🏻 Missing a Yin-Yang and an “S” though.
This dude is a radical for both sides of the political spectrum lmao
I've seen some pretty bad tattoos but wow, did he get those put on with colored pencils??
Kyle final form
I was gonna call you a jackass for being judgemental but then I saw the SS bolts, an Iron Cross. that linework if god awful as well.
It’s okay to judge people when *all* their tattoos are bad. It means they don’t know how to make good choices.
How’d he get that sweet-ass Monster endorsement? Jealous.
Pretty rad dude.
Is that MGK?
His face looks like he is in pain. To do this to your body and deface it like this, he has no self worth. It’s kinda sad
Human tag board
That douche was someone's practice dummy for tattoos
He seems very confused
Same tattoo artist as pete davidson i see…
Almost every white supremacist tat I see is horrendous, namely because I'm convinced most tattoo artists worth their salt (and price) wouldn't be caught dead doing any of these designs, or becoming known for it. Also, bonus idiot points for having the sickle & hammer inches away from the double thunderbolt. I don't usually remark on peoples' appearances, but he legitimately does seem to be as dumb as he looks. *edit* Extra idiot points for the "Misunderstood" tatted on his neck. Naw, buddy. We understand you perfectly well.
Agree, Tattoos cannot b get more random than this.
He just picks his favorite colors and shapes and makes them part of his hillbilly quilt
Bro looks like a doodle bear
…. Louisiana… ?
was about to say why trashy, then saw the M on the chest
Bro is confused af
are u telling me this isn’t machine gun kelly
Cajun Pete Davidson
Mental illness takes many forms.
Is he Canadien?
all tattoos look like they were made with permanent markers lmao
This guy hated his parents!
If “who got xans” was a person
i think many of us grew up with this dude
Pocket Knife Kelly.
Please tell me this is sharpie…