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vlstyles

Krotchy!!!! From the game Postal 2,3,4


Grendel6969

Looks like a man haters dream every step is smashing balls


Gerry1of1

The perfect gift for every Ball Breaker feminist out there.


Bacour

Can this actually be trashy? I feel like you literally can not, not wear these ironically...


frenchy614

It take balls to wear that.


hat-trick2435

I'm sorry, you actually need two pairs.


ultra_voltron_2

Ya'll have no imagination.


Barman14

What? You haven’t heard of the new fad? Croc ballz…


kkjax

Walmart has to sell these.


mazzivetalent

I am not cool enough to wear these shoes


Exhumedatbirth76

Amazon has them...classy kitchen guy at work got some.


NuclearFunyon07

This title is more genius than most see 👍


Gerry1of1

glad someone got it


mymemesnow

That’s hilarious! Trashy for sure, but also pretty funny.


Grouchy_Bid_8948

They only come in children’s sizes.


DrBigWilds

Croc nuts


Gerry1of1

Testicrocs ?


zbysior

you can 3d print them.


FeatheryRobin

Whatever the balls, weird taste... but why are they on the crocs of a kid?


tavesque

Thats fucking hilarious


Willing_Effective_20

I’ve heard of ape hangers , but nut draggers!


New_Difficulty_1024

Available at the ‘ Little Dick Store’


sabahorn

I don’t get it. The people wearing testicle decorations outside their pants need to compensate for the lack of natural ones by showing off the fake ones?


DanDantheFanMan

Other half, letting the world know she owns his balls.


[deleted]

That has to be annoying af to walk with.


CheeseburgerSmoothy

Why are those testicles pyramid shaped?


AdingoAtemibabi

Croc and Ball Torture


[deleted]

Trashy? Sure Do I want a set? Hell yes. I'll even buy a pair of crocs to go with them. 🤣


SumTingWong_WiTuLo

For people who can't afford a lifted truck


FFG17

They’re trashy but I feel like these are the opposite of truck nuts


LettuceCapital546

Yeah you're gonna have blue balls wearing those.


reg3flip

Croc nuts


Dank_Hill96

Croc n balls


jbm013

You are beautiful, I hope you know that.


Puzzleheaded-Pea-202

crocicles


drNeir

To insert one's self into another male(s).....LOL


Aprilshowers417

Now that’s trashy


Turbulent-Adagio-541

Maybe they can make them as a chin ornament


Aprilshowers417

That’s even trashier


Av3rageG4tsby

https://m.yeggi.com/q/croc+nuts/ For anyone who wants to make their own


arrakis2020

You need an XY chromosome combo.


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[deleted]

I down voted you. Mostly from the Chad like vibe I'm getting, the third person talk (Jimmy has a respectable layup and will be excused), the copy pasta, the fact you live on a website..., and the all around importance you seem to think you have. I've read your comments. You're not actually helpful. You're not solving problems for people, just basic bitch comments for karma. Witty one liners that do nothing.


DownvoteDaemon

This was a copypasta lol..why would you waste time reading the comments of somebody you don't care about.


[deleted]

I just downvoted your comment.


DownvoteDaemon

Thank you, sir or mam lol..I saw this copypasta the other day. I realized with my username I had to use it at least once. I've never seen it before in years on this site.


[deleted]

Ah right that makes sense. r/copypasta is legendary.


parabuthas

…and low class status