Sounds like something he’d say lol. Isn’t it wild how even presidential candidates are being asked about their relationship?
Shouldn’t they be asking them more substantive questions?!
No way… 😂😂😂 I don’t have twitter, so I’m going to have to google this and find them bc that’s just too good
Edit: ok, someone else further down posted the screenshots 😂😂 maybe I need to get a twitter bc this is so funny. Anyone can just say whatever they’re thinking and hundreds even thousands of people will know about it. What a wild thing.
I can’t stand Trump, but in these kinds of situations he can objectively be hilarious. It’s the biggest question I’ve had about him for years… why bother dealing with being President, exposing yourself to legal issues, etc, when he probably could have continued to make a substantial amount of money just by showing up to talk shit on talk shows and being a voice in the world of celebrity gossip? It’s the number one reason I think there really is something behind the allegations he was compromised by a foreign power - just seems like he overplayed his hand at some point and got roped into something that spiraled out of control, but the truth is he probably wishes every day he could just go back to flying under the radar with his legal issues and spending the day commenting on celebrity couples and who he thinks got fat.
To be fair, this is probably about as substantial as the man can get. This is the stable genius that gave us the “person. woman. man. camera. TV.” dementia test
Lol. 😂It's like when he tweeted about Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattison.
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Brian Williams catching a stray and wondering why he’s in it.
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“Rachel’s a very pretty girl. I don’t know who this Tom fellow is but Rachel, give me a call and we can talk about my new pageant for 30somethings. Good luck, Tom!”
Trump would absolutely kill it in a Jeff Ross type roasting comedy role. He’s built for quick comebacks, one liners and zingers. Hell watching a highlight reel of his debates feels like an SNL skit
Idk if he'd be good at standup, but some of his tweets are killer. I still think about when he, an avid diet coke drinker, said "I've never seen a skinny person drinking diet coke."
Yes indeed because he is the very model of a modern major general
Edit: wow I’m dumb, I genuinely thought this was a lyric to modern major general, the old theatre patter song. What the fuck kind of lyric is that for a modern pop song 😭😭
The venerated Virginian veteran whose men are lining up , to put him up on a pedestal, writin' letters to relatives, embellishin' his elegance and eloquence?
Hate his politics and everything he stands for but I can’t deny that the man is funny as fuck. The press conference where he announced the death of the founder of ISIS lives in my head rent free. “He died like a dog!”
I saw a compilation of him talking about Hannibal lector at MULTIPLE rallies, like at least four. Wtffffff. (Don’t know timelines just that they were all diff places) Again absolutely hilarious if not completely terrifying.
My absolute favorite moment is the video of someone telling him RBG just died where he's leaving a rally and Tiny Dancer is playing in the background. You couldn't even make a scene like that for a movie on purpose. It's too perfect.
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I would never vote for him but this is (unfortunately yet undeniably) one of my favorite tweets of all time
Oh my God I f****** hate his guts with every fiber of my being and almost peed my pants laughing at this 🤣 thank you for posting it so I can send it to everyone..
Shane Gillis is probably my favorite of the new generation of comedians. Him and Mark Normand. Very authentic whereas Andrew Schulz has this insane aura of fakeness now that he’s had a podcast and it’s not just standup really see the real personality. I hope Shane continues his success
A couple of my favorite comedians think he would be one of the funniest people ever if he just hadn’t run for president and kept his musings on Twitter.
Back in 2015/2016, that’s what we all thought was going to happen. Every late night host was begging him to finally take the plunge and run after years of threatening to because it’d be an entertaining campaign season and then a real politician would win and it’d all be over. We’d spend the next few decades laughing about it.
…. And then he won. And we all stopped laughing
He used to kill me when he referred to Jeb Bush as "Low Energy Jeb." 😂 And let's not forget "Lyin' Ted" for Ted Cruz and "Little Marco" for Marco Rubio! 😂😂😂😂
“Needs a personality transplant, and unfortunately, those are NOT yet available” is genuinely so fucking funny. (His comment about Ron “DeSanctimonious” — another funny nickname 😭)
Too bad he’s … him. Cuz he sucks. But he is funny sometimes even / especially when he doesn’t mean to be
That was golden I was wheezing laughing when he said that! But of course reality kicks in and you realize he is who he is… the man should’ve taken up comedy instead of politics
Oh he is. I’ve finally been able to put all my politics aside to accept that the old man is FUNNY whether I like it or not. I’m gonna let out a little chortle either way lmao
I wish they’d just give him a podcast or something & let him rip. Get him out of any sphere of importance & let him rattle off into the void forever.
Seriously, he should have been given a talk show, especially given how much he loves Hollywood gossip. Does anyone else remember him giving advice on Twitter to Robert Pattinson about Kristen Stewart?
EXACTLY! His followers would be in heaven on earth if they had something like that! And even outside the whole sociopolitical cult phenomenon around him…people in general find him funny/entertaining for a *broad* variety of reasons.
He’d even have an abundance of hate listeners. What I’m really getting from this is that a podcast might actually be *literally perfect* for Trump.
But instead he’s out here pathetically peddling collectible baseball cards & stupid little shiny coins…which ALSO seem like comedy bits lmao
I cannot get over the sharpie thing with the hurricane path. That is comedy gold and should be remembered as one of the funniest moments in American politics or even history.
Trump before 2016 was extremely well liked by both sides of the political spectrum imo. Was actually a Democrat too. He was in with the New York liberal elites and the blue collar working class. Those old apprentice shows were amazing entertainment, I wish he could just go back to running that show instead of having the tv entertainment play out on twitter and the international political stage where lives are at risk. More fun to laugh at Omarosa or the other celebrities he’d have on rather than laughing at how wild the state of politics has become
He would’ve been a great stand up comedian. He has the gift of gab and says dumb shit all the time.
EDIT: I see a bunch of people saying this now that I’ve read the replies, good to know I’m not insane (for that reason anyways)
This took me out. I was cracking up about it for like a week. I don’t even think he actually said it, but the way it was written sounded just like how he would say it. It was perfection
Trump asking a child on a xmas eve call, “Are you still a believer in Santa? Because at 7, it’s marginal, right?” is still one of the funniest things I've ever read.
Like, if he never went into politics and was still the weird failed businessman or on The Apprentice, he would've been anchor or Dionne Warwick style celeb on Twitter. His takes and opinions on celebrity couples are so confident and random.
He could have been an amazing astrologer.
"Oh, I see you have Saturn on the MC, very bad, very bad...you could possibly have a great career- not like mine of course- but probably not...most likely not..."
"Libra rising, very beautiful, I always say Libras are very beautiful, very beautiful folks. My daughter Ivanka is very beautiful, she has a Libra stellium, people always say she's so beautiful, they tell me 'wow, your daughter... she's a knockout.'"
Honestly, he would be great in any role except a powerful one.
Trump is unfortunately very funny
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He is a very hard to like person, but easily the funniest president ever. Shane gillis has hilarious stand up bits talking about this sort of thing. Democrats and moderate republicans can both laugh at it
It's fucking hilarious to me that Trump is probably at least a bit of a Swiftie. He said something years ago about how something she did made him like her "20% less" or something like that. The implication being that he is a fan who liked her some amount before. I would love to know his favorite songs 😂 I bet he likes Me!
[Lest we forget this video?](https://m.youtube.com/shorts/Z1E3WKTblNM?time_continue=8&embeds_referring_euri=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2F&source_ve_path=Mjg2NjIsMjg2NjIsMzY4NDIsMjM4NTE&feature=emb_title)
I was just saying this to someone! I cannot stand Trump — actually think he’s an existential threat to this country — but have to acknowledge that it is so hard to develop such a distinctive tone/way of speaking that people can hear your voice even when they’ve only just read your words. He’s done that.
He is such a rich reservoir of unintentional one-liners. So much of what that old fucks says could’ve been part of an SNL skit or something but his typically pretentious yet stoic delivery always makes it even better.
And just in case, no I am not a Trump supporter. That video where he learns of RGB’s death with Tiny Dancer playing in the background just lives in my mind rent free.
It's so great the hear this man's wisdom directed toward this very important issue. Now that Taylor and Travis have his blessings, regardless of which way they go, they can do so without all that pressure.
Imagine being a former president of the most powerful country in the world, and this is the petty shit he’s bitching and moaning about lmao
An un-insecure person in his shoes would look on petty celebrities like them like ants, instead he’s gossiping like a 15 year old on faux-twitter
Sounds like something he’d say lol. Isn’t it wild how even presidential candidates are being asked about their relationship? Shouldn’t they be asking them more substantive questions?!
That CNN debate is just gonna be 100% Tayvis based
💀💀💀💀. Imagine if depending on who agreed that Taylor and Travis seemed the most real, they would win the election😭.
Lol Trump is so unhinged, I could see him bringing it up 100%
I think Trump just likes to weigh in on celebrity gossip. Ever see his tweets about Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson?
No way… 😂😂😂 I don’t have twitter, so I’m going to have to google this and find them bc that’s just too good Edit: ok, someone else further down posted the screenshots 😂😂 maybe I need to get a twitter bc this is so funny. Anyone can just say whatever they’re thinking and hundreds even thousands of people will know about it. What a wild thing.
He is a gossip queen! He loves tweeting about celebrity gossip and meeting celebrities.
I can’t stand Trump, but in these kinds of situations he can objectively be hilarious. It’s the biggest question I’ve had about him for years… why bother dealing with being President, exposing yourself to legal issues, etc, when he probably could have continued to make a substantial amount of money just by showing up to talk shit on talk shows and being a voice in the world of celebrity gossip? It’s the number one reason I think there really is something behind the allegations he was compromised by a foreign power - just seems like he overplayed his hand at some point and got roped into something that spiraled out of control, but the truth is he probably wishes every day he could just go back to flying under the radar with his legal issues and spending the day commenting on celebrity couples and who he thinks got fat.
It's Rosie O'Donnell. He always thinks Rosie got fat.
His hatred of ROD is fucking hilarious. Kills me every time.
To be fair, this is probably about as substantial as the man can get. This is the stable genius that gave us the “person. woman. man. camera. TV.” dementia test
Lol. 😂It's like when he tweeted about Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattison. https://preview.redd.it/7nrl2x4hum0d1.png?width=662&format=png&auto=webp&s=11ef0d25598648e46c273be51baf92f8cd03163a
I think it’s because an old man being involved in modern pop culture is hilarious.
I cannot stand the man, but his savage responses are wildly hilarious.
It’s impossible to not read anything he puts out in a trump voice
Brian Williams catching a stray and wondering why he’s in it. https://preview.redd.it/s8ai600a0o0d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71713b6f6c4eedbb146b5e1a72ca4115f25bec7c
Lmao! This is unbelievably funny and psychotic.
“Be smart, Robert.”
He was so invested. I’m crying 😭.
Think he's team Edward?
Okay I need his opinion on Scandoval. Would love to see what he has to say about Rachel.
exactly what I was thinking!
“Rachel’s a very pretty girl. I don’t know who this Tom fellow is but Rachel, give me a call and we can talk about my new pageant for 30somethings. Good luck, Tom!”
Right around the time he was cheating on his wife with a porn star and playboy model
Tbf, he did it again and again. The dude knows cheaters.
Right!! Did he lie?? No… cheaters will cheat again. he was speaking from experience. very honest and candid of him hahah
Sometimes I disassociate trumps political existence for a second and think he’s so funny at times
Him calling Ron DeSantis “Meatball Ron” was hilarious to me.
Yes exactly. He’s fucking hysterical. If he was never president I’d be his biggest standup fan.
Trump would absolutely kill it in a Jeff Ross type roasting comedy role. He’s built for quick comebacks, one liners and zingers. Hell watching a highlight reel of his debates feels like an SNL skit
There was the Roast of Trump on Comedy Central years ago.
Yea it was my favorite one, he knows how to take a joke some celebrities kill the vibe
Idk if he'd be good at standup, but some of his tweets are killer. I still think about when he, an avid diet coke drinker, said "I've never seen a skinny person drinking diet coke."
Better than Seinfeld tbh
Ron desanctimonious is fukin hilarious
That Kung Flu shit was funny and wrong but more funny
Ngl I think his platform and statements together make him extremely funny, I just wish it wasn’t my country lmao
Ron Desantimoneous
It was "Desanctimonious"
But does he sanctimoniously perform soliloquies you'll never see?
Yes indeed because he is the very model of a modern major general Edit: wow I’m dumb, I genuinely thought this was a lyric to modern major general, the old theatre patter song. What the fuck kind of lyric is that for a modern pop song 😭😭
The venerated Virginian veteran whose men are lining up , to put him up on a pedestal, writin' letters to relatives, embellishin' his elegance and eloquence?
You can see why that one didn’t stick with the maga crowd.
“He needs a personality transplant and unfortunately those are not yet available” had my dyingggg
Omg I didn't know he said that 💀 I'm fucking losing it
Meatball Ron is crazy☠️☠️.
Ol pudding fingers Ron
Honestly, I’d argue *all* of his nicknames are straight up iconic.
It is the 'Broken clock right twice a day' moment for him: if a Meatball was in human form...it would look like Ron DeSantis It just would.
Hate his politics and everything he stands for but I can’t deny that the man is funny as fuck. The press conference where he announced the death of the founder of ISIS lives in my head rent free. “He died like a dog!”
I hate him so much but died at "the late, great Hannibal Lector" wtf lmao.
I saw a compilation of him talking about Hannibal lector at MULTIPLE rallies, like at least four. Wtffffff. (Don’t know timelines just that they were all diff places) Again absolutely hilarious if not completely terrifying.
I just lol’d
We still say covfefe in my family
I say it way more than I should 😭
My absolute favorite moment is the video of someone telling him RBG just died where he's leaving a rally and Tiny Dancer is playing in the background. You couldn't even make a scene like that for a movie on purpose. It's too perfect.
It was like a scene out of Veep lol
https://preview.redd.it/px8kadmsjo0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3976e51370584ac4477a703540e8a6d33a13eca I would never vote for him but this is (unfortunately yet undeniably) one of my favorite tweets of all time
lol same but that one def got me giggling
Omg you need to what this standup impersonation of that moment https://youtu.be/AHdGg3FOjv8?si=J0Dhpy4MSgXu2-s2
Oh my God I f****** hate his guts with every fiber of my being and almost peed my pants laughing at this 🤣 thank you for posting it so I can send it to everyone..
had to scroll wayyyy to far to find this. Shane’s Trump impression is GOAT.
Shane Gillis is probably my favorite of the new generation of comedians. Him and Mark Normand. Very authentic whereas Andrew Schulz has this insane aura of fakeness now that he’s had a podcast and it’s not just standup really see the real personality. I hope Shane continues his success
He chose the wrong career!!! Should have gone into stand up
I have said that from the beginning, god he’d probably be beloved and a national treasure had he gone that route
A couple of my favorite comedians think he would be one of the funniest people ever if he just hadn’t run for president and kept his musings on Twitter.
Back in 2015/2016, that’s what we all thought was going to happen. Every late night host was begging him to finally take the plunge and run after years of threatening to because it’d be an entertaining campaign season and then a real politician would win and it’d all be over. We’d spend the next few decades laughing about it. …. And then he won. And we all stopped laughing
This is still the GOAT tweet https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/149589104168939520
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As they say, the problem with political jokes is that they keep getting elected.
I actually think in that moment I stopped breathing.
His whole campaign was obnoxious, but I was quietly amused by "Low Energy Jeb" for Jeb Bush. It's so simple, yet so damning lol.
He used to kill me when he referred to Jeb Bush as "Low Energy Jeb." 😂 And let's not forget "Lyin' Ted" for Ted Cruz and "Little Marco" for Marco Rubio! 😂😂😂😂
When he called Kim Jong Un “Rocketman”. 💀
And had Mike Pompeo gift him an Elton John CD with the song, "Rocket Man" 😂😂😂😂
How could I forget Little Marco! That still gets me laughing
I loved him the he was just humiliating those shitheads!
He was a terrible president—but he ain’t wrong about any of those clowns 😂😂
“Needs a personality transplant, and unfortunately, those are NOT yet available” is genuinely so fucking funny. (His comment about Ron “DeSanctimonious” — another funny nickname 😭) Too bad he’s … him. Cuz he sucks. But he is funny sometimes even / especially when he doesn’t mean to be
His nicknames are so good. I wish he was a political commentator. Not actually in charge of anything. Sigh.
Trump as a commentator dunking on all the key players would have been great. He should have just done that and nothing else.
Right!!! the personality transplant one was SO cunty like !!!!! I hate that politics are like this, but also damn what a read.
That was golden I was wheezing laughing when he said that! But of course reality kicks in and you realize he is who he is… the man should’ve taken up comedy instead of politics
That one always KILLS me.
Oh he is. I’ve finally been able to put all my politics aside to accept that the old man is FUNNY whether I like it or not. I’m gonna let out a little chortle either way lmao I wish they’d just give him a podcast or something & let him rip. Get him out of any sphere of importance & let him rattle off into the void forever.
Seriously, he should have been given a talk show, especially given how much he loves Hollywood gossip. Does anyone else remember him giving advice on Twitter to Robert Pattinson about Kristen Stewart?
EXACTLY! His followers would be in heaven on earth if they had something like that! And even outside the whole sociopolitical cult phenomenon around him…people in general find him funny/entertaining for a *broad* variety of reasons. He’d even have an abundance of hate listeners. What I’m really getting from this is that a podcast might actually be *literally perfect* for Trump. But instead he’s out here pathetically peddling collectible baseball cards & stupid little shiny coins…which ALSO seem like comedy bits lmao
Omg this ! He’s a fantastic show man and entertaining af.
Yes! This was so weirdly hilarious to me — why was he so invested???
Exactly this
Lifelong New Yorker, he has always been kinda funny and a Criminal.
He’s like the best standup comedian the last 8 years.
His weird obsession with Twilight and Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart was objectively hilarious.
I cannot get over the sharpie thing with the hurricane path. That is comedy gold and should be remembered as one of the funniest moments in American politics or even history.
Trump before 2016 was extremely well liked by both sides of the political spectrum imo. Was actually a Democrat too. He was in with the New York liberal elites and the blue collar working class. Those old apprentice shows were amazing entertainment, I wish he could just go back to running that show instead of having the tv entertainment play out on twitter and the international political stage where lives are at risk. More fun to laugh at Omarosa or the other celebrities he’d have on rather than laughing at how wild the state of politics has become
He’s actually funny sometimes with his floppy words. He would’ve done better venturing into comedy as opposed to politics.
He would’ve been a great stand up comedian. He has the gift of gab and says dumb shit all the time. EDIT: I see a bunch of people saying this now that I’ve read the replies, good to know I’m not insane (for that reason anyways)
No one hates the man more than me and he's definitely funny. He's charismatic, he's created the biggest cult in history.
The lemonade tirade killed me for a second. “When life gives you lemons, Joe Biden kills you”
This took me out. I was cracking up about it for like a week. I don’t even think he actually said it, but the way it was written sounded just like how he would say it. It was perfection
I feel like he'd make an hilarious drag queen
He is kinda a LOLer and a Troll, he’d thrive on Reddit
He is objectively hilarious in his existence, he just needs to stay out of politics.
Trump asking a child on a xmas eve call, “Are you still a believer in Santa? Because at 7, it’s marginal, right?” is still one of the funniest things I've ever read.
He's evil but he's a messy fucking NYC bitch it's ok to laugh at the stupid shit he says
He can be hilarious
He's hysterical lmao
I tell people this all the time. It’s so true. The guy is fucking hilarious.
His thing the other day about Hannibal Lecter. Absolutely unhinged.
He is the funniest human ever. I loved when he said he liked Taylor’s music 25% less cause he couldn’t deny she makes bops.
He is actually so funny and delusional, which is scary for a person of power to be. Funny nonetheless though.
I hate him to my core but even I cannot deny he is funny at times. This is one of those times.
Like, if he never went into politics and was still the weird failed businessman or on The Apprentice, he would've been anchor or Dionne Warwick style celeb on Twitter. His takes and opinions on celebrity couples are so confident and random.
That’s really the way to live. Yes MJ was kinda weird, but he made Thriller. Trump is a fool politically.. but just outside of that, he’s hilarious.
Now that I think about it, no wonder Kanye liked him😂
He's amazing for the memeconomy.
He could have been an amazing astrologer. "Oh, I see you have Saturn on the MC, very bad, very bad...you could possibly have a great career- not like mine of course- but probably not...most likely not..." "Libra rising, very beautiful, I always say Libras are very beautiful, very beautiful folks. My daughter Ivanka is very beautiful, she has a Libra stellium, people always say she's so beautiful, they tell me 'wow, your daughter... she's a knockout.'" Honestly, he would be great in any role except a powerful one.
Trump is unfortunately very funny https://preview.redd.it/dly78k6xun0d1.jpeg?width=1277&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=649d3375b5b9939dc218e7ad1dd96d49db198574
Damn This one is hilarious
This tweet is a banger I fear lmao
He is a very hard to like person, but easily the funniest president ever. Shane gillis has hilarious stand up bits talking about this sort of thing. Democrats and moderate republicans can both laugh at it
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Perfect 💀
remember his tweets abt robert pattinson and kristen stewart 😭
I can’t stand him, but those tweets are pop culture legend and I love them. Be smart, Robert!
No cause why is Trump a pop culture girly
I’m dead picturing Trump laying on his stomach with his feet kicking tweeting to Robert Pattinson 😂😂😂
I’m never going to forget these it was a simpler time
It’s hilarious, he’s like a catty old queen here.
I've always imagined how incredible Trump would be as a drag queen
I wish he was just a shitposter. He’s got amazing comedic timing and phrasing and I don’t think he even realizes it.
It's fucking hilarious to me that Trump is probably at least a bit of a Swiftie. He said something years ago about how something she did made him like her "20% less" or something like that. The implication being that he is a fan who liked her some amount before. I would love to know his favorite songs 😂 I bet he likes Me!
isn't there a video melania took of the whole family listening to blank space in silence as donald drives their car down the freeway? comedy genius.
Nooooooo that is so fucking funny 🤣 thank you for sharing
Omg is this for real?
omg please find this 😂 I don't listen to her/know that song but this sounds fucking hilarious
Here you go: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1E3WKTblNM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1E3WKTblNM)
LMAO brilliant, thank you 😂
Oh you KNOW he does that little two-fisted dance of his when the chorus of Me hits
Absolutely 😂
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Twenty percent less lmao why is he so specific edited because spelling. annoying.
20% less from Trump is surely a compliment. He said he couldn't hate her completely lol
I could see him singing to the mirror: "Who's afraid of little ole meeee? You should be."
😂😂😂😂
[Lest we forget this video?](https://m.youtube.com/shorts/Z1E3WKTblNM?time_continue=8&embeds_referring_euri=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2F&source_ve_path=Mjg2NjIsMjg2NjIsMzY4NDIsMjM4NTE&feature=emb_title)
I wish he had never ran for president and just did celebrity commentary on Twitter lol
This should've been the way.
He’s so real for that
Trump is hilarious
The way I read this in his voice without even trying… 😭
The “-most likely not” is exactly how he would sound 😩😩😩
I was just saying this to someone! I cannot stand Trump — actually think he’s an existential threat to this country — but have to acknowledge that it is so hard to develop such a distinctive tone/way of speaking that people can hear your voice even when they’ve only just read your words. He’s done that.
When he’s right he’s right
A broken clock is right twice a day.
This is the funniest shit I’ve seen all week 🤣🤣🤣
In an alternate universe, Donald Trump would be a celebrity gossip columnist
I can 100% imagine alternate-universe Trump as a guest on Drag Race lmao
I dont care what anyone says. This guy is hilarious. A top tier shitposter.
Politics aside, Trump is unironically hysterical sometimes.
I’m sorry but Trump will always be so fucking funny. Sue me
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Fine. I will give it to him, that's a funny comment
This was actually really funny
I absolutely loathe the man & everything he stands for, but even I can't deny that this is funny as hell. 🤣
He is always good with a zinger!
He is comical. I can't think of any time Biden made me laugh intentionally.
He just said what we're all thinking
He is such a rich reservoir of unintentional one-liners. So much of what that old fucks says could’ve been part of an SNL skit or something but his typically pretentious yet stoic delivery always makes it even better. And just in case, no I am not a Trump supporter. That video where he learns of RGB’s death with Tiny Dancer playing in the background just lives in my mind rent free.
I live for this quote. https://preview.redd.it/ytyz1sxydn0d1.jpeg?width=741&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31a16bb6029235699240003d3ed1fca9c55b07c7
I can’t stand Trump, but I have to admit that his sass cracks me up sometimes. As a Gemini, I also can’t deny his utter Gemini-ness 😭
Him learning about RBG was gold.
I had to pull it up on YouTube after my comment lmao the music absolutely makes it. You REALLY can’t make that shit up.
Holy shit. That could be part of a show like The Office.
I had to look it up after your comment. I can't tell if he is being genuine 😂
He did slay with that comment. I won't take that away from him.
God he really is funny. You can’t deny that. I say this as a Taylor Stan 😂
all this does is remind me of when he twitter begged robert pattinson to not take back kristen stewart after the cheating scandel. lolol
Lolol he's always funny.
probably sanest Trump comment, actually.
What I would give to hear his opinion on her feelings for Matty/Joe/Travis in relation to TTPD
I fucking hate that he’s so funny. I hate it.
My favorite tweet of all time “I’ve never seen a thin person drinking a Diet Coke”
sometimes trumps cattiness would’ve fit perfectly on the golden girls
I agree!
Dudes a demon but he's funny af
This might be the best statement he has ever given
It's so great the hear this man's wisdom directed toward this very important issue. Now that Taylor and Travis have his blessings, regardless of which way they go, they can do so without all that pressure.
I’m not even a fan of this sub but this shit right here is funny af.
He is undeniably hilarious, I fear
He’s not wrong 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Trump is objectively hilarious and it’s mostly unintentional.
Maybe together, maybe not — most likely not. Spot on!
Imagine being a former president of the most powerful country in the world, and this is the petty shit he’s bitching and moaning about lmao An un-insecure person in his shoes would look on petty celebrities like them like ants, instead he’s gossiping like a 15 year old on faux-twitter
lol I love when he comments on celeb relationship-RPat and KStew, Harry and Meghan...now this lol
Trumps funny as hell