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Hopeful-Prompt-7417

The top half of her face doesn’t move WTF 🤣🤣🤣


flamingmenudo

Botox!


Global_Telephone_751

I get Botox for my migraines and the top half of my face doesn’t move either 😂 I’m so insecure about it lol


BeautifulSongBird

That’s what is throwing it off. Thank you


e_hawthorne

Is that why her eyebrows have seemingly looked way more arched than they have before? Because in the last year or two, they seemed way more arched than prior


Pop_Culture_Snob_33

I think she’s had those thread things done too. Plus Botox. Maybe an eyebrow lift included with it.


e_hawthorne

Dang, that'd actually explain it instead of thinking, she was just tweezing differently.


luckybarrel

Makes it look like AI video. Something's unnatural, something's off.


HaeselGrace

I watched this three times trying to figure out what was weird. No eyebrow movement and no forehead wrinkles… the older I get, ironically 35, the more I think age looks healthy and NORMAL.


orangecloud_0

That's just what bothered me, I couldn't put it what it is. It's so expressionless. I myself am scared of aging as well, but not that much


AncientOwl3967

All I can think about watching this is that scene in the office when Michael describes his idea for the commercial to the ad guys


Cold-Lingonberry6231

💀💀💀💀💀


Brief_Patience5576

Please! Michael really is the MASTERMIND


PhysicalInspector381

I wish I could upvote this *a million little times*


flowerbluemoon

I miss the office so bad!


Background_Pool_7457

Ot when he's directing threat level midnight.


Adventurous-Yard-905

Post Malone is like, can we just do this stupid shit and call it a day. When is my first paycheck? Post Malone is also much better than you, Tay Tay. You don't need to explain these moronic video's to him. It's not that deep.


sunnybooch

Post Malone is also a huge Nirvana fan, among others.


concreteaangel

I love how she thinks that video was “like, all of this weird stuff”. Such an unimaginative mind.


Calm-Illustrator5334

and exceptionally inarticulate for someone touted as a lyrical genius


concreteaangel

This has always rang funny to me about Taylor. All the songwriters I admire most for their lyricism are, unsurprisingly, just as articulate when interviewed. She never has been. Really makes you wonder…


Parasyte_1

As a former swiflet, I concur. She's not articulate in interviews. She gossip talks. I don't know how to describe it. It's very surface level of speech. The recent one I can think of was the Person of the Year. Clearly bought title btw.


Global_Telephone_751

I hope the POTY interview keeps her up at night. It was so, so embarrassing for her.


Huge-Customer-9339

>She gossip talks. Perfect way to put it. I've always called it "16 year old valley girl", but I might steal that one. She is completely inarticulate, even when it comes down to saying the most generic, basic thing. Also, wasn't there a redditor on this sub that confirmed she uses ghostwriters? At this point, I don't think anyone should feel surprised by that revelation.


Historical_Stuff1643

Hmmm does she write her songs? 🤔


Final_Mix5255

There's speculation she uses ghost writers and it makes sense.


Historical_Stuff1643

What I'm thinking. I agree it makes sense.


IceWarm1980

Exactly, if she wants to be taken seriously as a director she needs a clearer vision than “all this weird stuff.”


FigMajestic6096

So weird 😛🫠🥴


Top_of_the_Dragons

She clearly puts absolutely no effort in truly developing and fleshing out a concept. She just gathers a lot of random things with no actual meaning and expects people to think it's deep and brilliant. Her fans eat it up and deflect criticism everytime so now she's fully convinced she is a genius with everything she does. 😑


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That's so crazy her eyebrows don't move.


Redshirt2386

That is what Botox does


[deleted]

I had no idea. I knew a lot of CP kids that really like botox because it helped them not tense up more. Is there a reason that she does it.


Brandi_D_McD

It’s to prevent wrinkles. She’s using too much though, so she’s losing movement all together


IceWarm1980

Post looks so checked out.


littleliongirless

Posty is so polite.


DonutMcJones

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GUDETAMA3

Her botox eyebrows are looking crazy! I usually don't notice because the fringe covers it


PhysicalInspector381

Not a micro movement in that forehead of hers 🤣


luna_star_love

Director my ass. She doesn't know jack shit about directing or acting.


Smarshie26

Mother will get that Oscar you hater!!😡


Shoddy-Wolverine-561

I love Posty 🥹 but him collating w Taylor nearly broke my heart


ColinSapphire

I know right! I blocked TS on my instagram but have been seeing her lately because of Posty 🥲


LobsterBluster

She did him dirty on that song too. She hyped the song up so much using his name, and then gave him like half a verse and had him do some backing vocals that could have been done by just about any male artist. She should have given him a bigger part of the song with the way she hyped it. Maybe take some notes from Post’s recent collabs, where it’s just about 50/50 with respect to him and the other artist singing.


Shoddy-Wolverine-561

Taylor is notorious for trying to outshine anyone she collabs with. I know Post is a nice guy, and it doesn't bother him (he gets his check at the end of the day regardless - and good for him bc he's nice and very talented), but he isn't the 1st person she's done this with. I doubt he'll be the last.


GreyScent

She wasted Post Malone's feature! The man who brought us fall apart could have made a beautiful song about heartache but no! She shat the bed on this collab.


missatomicbomb__

She looks strung out here


NeonPatrick

Is there any footage of Taylor listening to someone else talk?


LobsterBluster

lol


PhysicalInspector381

Her ideas are so dorky


Hopeful-Prompt-7417

This reminds me of her describing her idea for blue glitter. “Cool”.


HaeselGrace

“I bleed glitter.” 🤦🏼‍♀️


Verse-and-Verdure

It's like my 11 year old self and best friend coming up with ideas for dramatic performances to perform in front of our parents. Or when I was 14 and got to play around with video editing (before the age of social media took over) and trying to be so edgy with it (and failing miserably, hah!)


Tasty_Doughnut_9226

Why do her eyebrows make me think of Spock


Open-Research-5865

I think her and Jojo should collab next


RoutineHistorical338

Hahahaha.... Heheehehe... Ahhhhh love that the Chiefies are stuck with her. But did you really win???


DonutMcJones

She is laying in trash right where she belongs.


SnooCheesecakes2723

Oh her Miiiind Does anyone ever tell her her ideas are dumb?


Capable-Pound-5262

As we all know the most intelligent people that are able to express their thoughts well use the word 'like' 3 times per sentence


Nervous-Trader

Someone beat me to it but this is literally Michael Scott planning “limitless paper in a paperless world”


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littleliongirless

She looks evil.


[deleted]

It's because her eyebrows don't move.


cocos99

Yes ma’am


jazey_hane

WHY does it half to form the shape of her face? Meghan Markle level of narcissism?


Global_Telephone_751

You have a weird obsession with Meghan Markle. Why are you always bringing her up where it’s completely inappropriate and irrelevant? It’s very weird.


NoHollabakgurl

Women in charge just bothers people and I’m here for it.


Verse-and-Verdure

*eyeroll* Naaa I love girl bosses and girl power. This ain't it. Strong women who are leaders, who empower and stand up for women (I would say feminism but feminism has been hijacked these days and is not what it originally stood for) don't need to run, or have others run, the victim script time and time again. Just because someone thinks someone's ideas or the way they present those ideas are cringe, doesn't automatically default to them not liking that sex/gender being in charge. Whether they are man, women, LGTBIQ, black, white, tall, short, slim, obese, etcetera Critical thinking, people! Learn it and use it!


Global_Telephone_751

No she is just shockingly inarticulate for the Shakespeare of our generation or whatever


NoHollabakgurl

What’s funny about Shakespeare is he appealed to the people in the cheap seats (front of theatre) with bawdy humor and little jokes to keep people interested while a bigger plot was revealing itself for more theater types to appreciate. Not everyone got it.


Global_Telephone_751

Yeah, he also invented entire words and names and themes into literature and the cultural zeitgeist. Get back to me when Taylor does that. I’m not saying she’s stupid. I’m saying she’s not Shakespeare. If you think she is, I don’t think you understand Shakespeare lol.