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NoPath1132

They need to google what old Hollywood is. These are definitely not old Hollywood looks.


dorian_gayy

it’s maybe mystery dinner party version of Old Hollywood. I will give them that.


jazzysunbear

Party City does “old Hollywood”


dystopian_mermaid

My first job ever was at party city like 17 years ago when I was a teen. This is a spot on accurate description of her shit outfits.


dbahen40

This more like high school fall production of old Hollywood


NoFrostingNo

Ha! A mystery dinner held at someone's house when the parents are out of town, and the host asks everyone to chip in with $35 as they leave.


cilliansrealgf

![gif](giphy|cmxiR3UgXYTh5QKJA6|downsized)


NeonBrightDumbass

They saw long gloves and a tiny electrical pulse connected. The big picture was lost.


mellywell11

The Grammy dress is the ugliest thing ever.


KhaleesiOfCornStreet

And the hair!! The weird side swept bangs with that one random braid and all that greasy unbrushed hair. God imagine showing up to the Grammys like that


96puppylover

I’m in LA and I remember it was pouring that day and the air was thick with humidity. The moisture from her getting in the car from hotel? to the Grammys red carpet (which is a tent set up outside) didn’t help.


Global_Telephone_751

But no one else looked that disheveled. She looked insane.


muvamerry

The fucking necklace watch 💀 somehow more immature than Avril in her sk8r era and she was a literal teenager


Sea_Consideration_70

Avril’s least cool day is 100x better than Taylor’s best day 


muvamerry

It’s soooo true! She actually had a style young girls mimicked. Taylor is just… ![gif](giphy|XbymtRQRsJgmD3Pe8B)


wazowskiii_

I’ve heard that her stylist was pisses because this was not how he styled the dress for her. She decided on the hair, gloves, and jewelry last minute. The dress still looks like a duvet cover though.


hummusisyummy

I remember that! They released the original sketch. Her jewelry and hair ruined that outfit. I didn't like the open toed shoes, either. https://preview.redd.it/rgpnld48ek9d1.jpeg?width=755&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdf37349d0a58d6b777abbaf3ab800e413535bb6 She should've done an updo and had plain black heels with a pointed toe. And her bangs maybe even pinned back in a sleek style, idk? I see the "vision" and if she allowed the dress, gloves and earrings & necklace to be the look, the rest of her should have been toned down but it looked like she was playing dress up lol.


littleliongirless

There was a runway shot as well, and it was so much better


hummusisyummy

Ooo, I'll try to find that one! Oh man, the back was so bad, the draping is beautiful though but I don't know why they went with those huge eye hooks or whatever theyre called for the tie up back. It's all too much together. And it's SO long, it's just swallowing her up somehow. AND the back casecade-y (?) braided part of her hair, Hhhwhyy Taylor?! 😖 https://preview.redd.it/loo20qqhjk9d1.jpeg?width=1495&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ba3415559010bd131848e1af3164dacfb4e378e


littleliongirless

It hung on her awfully. It hung on the model much better!And her hair just made it so much worse.


RealisticrR0b0t

My posture can be bad sometimes but….


Final_Mix5255

My back hurts looking at this pic


illogicallyalex

Ironically this sketch is giving old Hollywood if she hadve just styled it better


Kittytigris

This is so much better!! Her going against her stylist is just dumb. She took a beautiful classy look and cheapen it to high school prom night. I honestly thought she should just fire her stylist if that’s how they styled her. Why hire a stylist if you’re not going to listen to them???


hummusisyummy

This really does look like a beautiful classic Hollywood look. With a nice simple updo she could've been one of the best dressed there! It's a shame. The necklaces reminded me of a rich person's version (TV 🤭) of when I'd go to Claire's or Target and get that assortment pack of jewelry! https://preview.redd.it/1tmqeefv3m9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10e18c4955f615279c67bf2dcad087faf72f8dab 🤣🤣🤣


celeloriel

I swear, they released the original sketch because she wore it so poorly.


hummusisyummy

I think so, too! They were like, wait please, before you judge her, just know *THIS* is what we intended. Not whatever... all that is! 🤭🥲🤭


jenjenjen731

How did it make such a tall, slim woman look so short? I hated the gloves too


JT3436

It is the styling. It's a Schiaparelli! The styling is so wrong.


Cultural-Treacle-680

Granted she’s probably drunk before she even gets ready so she can’t tell.


broken_door2000

This looks like a fashion choice I would have made when I was 11 going to my middle school dance 😂


docelliephant

It’s her tortured poet look you just don’t get it 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄


strawberry-bish

I actually like the dress on her but the gloves and jewelry make the whole fit look tacky. It looks like her car flipped into a hot topic on the way to her wedding. The dress speaks for itself but Taylor suppresses it. Just like the charts. 


3E0O4H

Old Hollywood would spit on her


Sar2341

I hate how she styles her hair


Rackle69

Bottom left was almost a look hair wise but she’s gotta do those side-swept fucking bangs every time.


Reasonable-Yam-1170

I like her bangs there. The rest on this post not so much.


Sar2341

I agree. Her fringe (bangs) ruined it


groovy-ghouly

Haha "styles"


curiouscarrot1414

For someone with access to the best. Her hair constantly looks damaged, has obvious split ends, and is super thin. Girl take care of it. Maybe stop straightening it constantly too🙃


Janny_Draagyn

Blunt Bang


moumerino

I do really like her hair in the last photo. but maybe it’s cause I have the same hairstyle lol


angie1907

So stupid. They clearly don’t know the first thing about Old Hollywood


JBGoude

She’s one of the wealthiest persons on Earth who could hire the best hairdressers and stylists but she always looks so…bland and uninspired! I cannot blame her current staff though because I wouldn’t know what to do either! She is just giving nothing here. Like, who remembers this look? It was atrocious! https://preview.redd.it/kzoq7llzij9d1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50c4bbd010abc205b909c4b7cea72582e779a382


nowimhisdaisy

people swear by her bleached hair, but to me, whoever let her do that needs to be (or i hope was) FIRED. bleached hair was horrible on her. she’s already pale and the bleached hair washed her out even more 💀💀 it was so bad


nightbeforeswiftmas

I’m a plastic surgery distraction truther on bleachella bc otherwise there is no excuse for it lol.


nowimhisdaisy

ooooooooooooo that’s a good theory!!!


Anxiety2007

no but what is that atrocious dress??


JBGoude

Looks like fish scales 😅


lunar_languor

It looks like someone made a standard white blonde Sim and then used a bunch of custom content that they thought looked neo-punk


JBGoude

Spot on! That’s the most accurate comparison 😂


Cultural-Treacle-680

The stylists basically have to be yes people or just stopped saying anything. There’s no way they’ve been able to say “this is unflattering”.


pinkilydinkily

I would guess the best stylists out there are those people who are able to somehow turn a 'no' into a compliment and seamlessly both make their clients happy and steer them away from disaster, which to me is basically witchcraft.


Cultural-Treacle-680

You know what would make your hair REALLY pop? And boom hahaha


JBGoude

I really hope someone told her though, anyone! It’s one of the worst looks I’ve ever seen on someone


celeloriel

Aaaand then Anna didn’t invite her back.


unsettled98

It’s giving Taylor Momsen


JBGoude

From Wish 😂


Physical_Parsnip4027

fashion choices nowadays are getting concerning.


superlost007

Idk, I don’t hate the bottom two. They’re not old Hollywood, by any stretch, but they’re not outright terrible. Heavily filtered though. Her hair is decent in the bottom 2 as well. The top 2, on the other hand… 😬


Physical_Parsnip4027

the bottom two are great, imo but the two tops are questionable, to say the least. Her Grammy outfit literally looks like a white sheet lol


superlost007

She will never live that outfit down. I wish I knew her thought process because it’s just SO bad


Careful-Bad5443

Her stans didn't even know who Clara Bow is. What do they know about Old Hollywood. I search her name in Google and the first results are so beyond upsetting - pictures of Clara with Taylor's face attached to it and questions like "Who's she?". Not exactly relevant to the post, but their queen wouldn't survive in Old Hollywood era. Everyone had to work their butts off, even nepobabies. You couldn't give such a mediocre performance and material and remain at the top, like her. I can't think of a celebrity who lacked talent, passion and charisma, yet was that popular at that time. Not to mention her shady behavior that she wouldn't get away with without the media brainwashing people.


therainscene

I don't think Taylor herself knows much about Clara Bow either.


ilovecatsverymuch24

I agree. She always has this pattern of pseudo-intellectualism, basically it's when a person who wants to be thought of as having a lot of intelligence and knowledge but who is not really intelligent or knowledgeable. She's done this with Rebekah Harkness, the owner of her previous house in The Last Great American Dynasty. And now with Clara Bow, except that when she did this with Clara Bow I was seething because I'm a huge vintage nerd and no way that Tailored Suit is EVER an It Girl. 😭😭😭


iusedtoski

>Everyone had to work their butts off, even nepobabies For real. Enslaved to the studios and working basically 18/6/365, with perfect makeup and passing their elocution and dance lessons with top marks.


Used-Cup-6055

It’s literally giving “12 year old who saw a picture of Vivien Leigh once”


bakedpigeon

Please don’t drag Vivien into this💀


ilovecatsverymuch24

More like Veronica Lake because of her hairstyle (WHY IS IT ALWAYS DOWN 😭)


simpsonscrazed

Her hair person doing a fuckass job on some of these


Glittershitz37

And what the fuck is wrong with her forehead? Why can we see under those bangs?


nightbeforeswiftmas

I’m genuinely so curious if it’s bc she’s had Botox and knows it would be distracting if you could see how frozen it is up there or if she HASN’T had Botox but isn’t ready to come out with (normal!!!) forehead creases/fine lines yet.


Glittershitz37

Good theory. It has to be something.


EntrepreneurIll2887

When the only thing a person know about old Hollywood comes from tik tok swiftstorians


yvettesaysyatta

Old Hollywood (Temu’s Version)


outsidehere

What is with this obsession with Old Hollywood? That was a terrible time in history


Fickle-Election-8137

The only thing I like about Old Hollywood is the style, everything else was pretty trash with how people were treated


outsidehere

Yeah the style was good


jcn143

which none of Mother’s outfits fall under


josie-salazar

Great music, films, icons, and fashion, but otherwise yes it wasn’t the best time for a lot of different reasons.


outsidehere

Yeah a loooooooot of reasons


OudeDude

It's a racist trope about the perceived "best times" for whiteness. I'm not surprised it has made its way into this crowd.


outsidehere

Yeah for real. People fawn over this time like it was good


According_Plant701

Yup. And even then, Old Hollywood was NOT kind to even its biggest white stars. Just ask Judy Garland.


CheezeLoueez08

I came here to ask this!


yumyumapollo

People like Old Hollywood because there were hot blondes who were hot and blonde


BansheeBallad

I still can't get over how she (and her stylist) managed to make Schiaparelli look so basic


Chickadee96

The fact she tries to do old Hollywood and there’s not a pearl in sight despite being a staple in the era. Statement necklaces in general were a big thing, jewelry was more than just an accessory.


ReeseIsPieces

Gowns. Beautiful gowns. ![gif](giphy|vWNkaLdMgnWNO|downsized)


Anxiety2007

ALSO i heard people saying she should play evelyn hugo when she wore the green dress??? evelyn is poc omg


nightbeforeswiftmas

Also maybe unpopular opinion but that green dress does not fit her properly. Not commenting on her body at all but idk why people are obsessed with this look when the bust seems too small even for the silhouette it seems to be attempting and the back looks straight up uncomfortable on her.


Anxiety2007

she's trying to get that busty bridgerton look maybe?


nightbeforeswiftmas

Ooooh valid, idk if she pulls it off here, something about where the cup fits on the curve of her chest just feels off to me. If it were just slightly bigger I think it would look less ill fitting and more purposeful. ETA: I think it’s the side that’s throwing me, love a good side boob reveal but I think she needed like a cm or two more fabric on the sides.


Jasminewindsong2

Agreed. And I actually like the green dress (but green is my color and I’m a sucker for sequins so…). But yeah the bust doesn’t fit her properly. Granted, I’ve seen the same thing happen to Sydney Sweeney. Hollywood designers just be do not know how to tailor clothing to a larger bust.


27261212

I surprisingly really liked the green dress, but agree that it did not fit well.


Budget-Classic3076

💀💀💀


thewatchbreaker

Ana de Armas is the perfect Evelyn Hugo but she already played Marilyn Monroe so I feel like that might be too much lol


REM_loving_gal

the top two looks suck so bad. the bottom two looks are pretty good but NOT old hollywood lol


GtrGenius

Beautiful gowns


vicioustrollop32

Because she wore her hair like Veronica Lake a couple times?


Origai

Old Hollywood from Shein


blocked_memory

Examples of Old Hollywood: 1930 https://preview.redd.it/0ufhbs8o4k9d1.jpeg?width=450&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1511de1edc495c2f0f688b6a073130af05e682de


blocked_memory

https://preview.redd.it/gc3v83xq4k9d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3dbd1e94b19dfc9d81b9be0a0390cda8c6dc8d78 And 1950’s


CantShakeMeoff

That's not 'Old Hollywood' - That's 'Trying too hard'


salientmould

I think it's the red lipstick honestly. Maybe the waves in the bottom two pics. People are clueless


CatsOfElsweyr

Yeah, the hippie hair and too much mismatched bling in upper left really screams Rita Hayworth.


FuzzyPresence8531

and the interesting thing to me is the grammys dress is the only thing that defines ttpd. the others look like they were thrown together last min for no particular reason. she has all the access in the world and has these atrocious outfits lol


Calm-Illustrator5334

unrelated but her hair actually looks decent in the bottom two pics whereas it almost always looks unbrushed otherwise. also, top right makes me think she should go light pink/strawberry blonde. like girl, do something. anyway how is this old hollywood?


urlocalvegan

Those godforsaken bangs


blackpnik

They want her to be a modern Audrey Hepburn so bad but Audrey had more talent, integrity and charisma in her toe clippings than Motha Tayla ever will


graublau1

Top left dress with bottom left hairstyle would have slayed. The rest is not old Hollywood, her styling is always meh


msswiftyifunasty

Ok, but she combed her bangs to the side, you guys. That counts, doesn't it, lol 😆


demonsympathizer666

Why are swifties so hate-able 😭


Raquel2e2e

Is old Hollywood in the room with us? 🤔😒


Serious_Detective877

Yeah I mean… I actually like these dresses (except top left) but they’re not remotely old Hollywood


Tony-Sopranos-Prozac

Old Hollywood in regards to she should be in black and white, because she seems so far up on that pedestal, that time itself bends at that height and it's 1943.


wherearethestarsss

every time i see the grammys look i cant believe how bad it actually is


Anxiety2007

she just put on a white bedsheet and plastic gloves...with a watch around her neck to match


wherearethestarsss

the hair is the worst part for me like you can afford the best hairstylists in the world and you go with…that


Plastic-Butterfly420

Her sense of style is absolutely terrible. Doesn't matter if she's at an award show, walking down the street, or performing. All of her outfits for the eras tour are so fucking ugly. She's a billionaire who gets things custom made for her and she gets the ugliest shit ever. Nothing about TS is old Hollywood. Literally nothing.


muvamerry

She truly has some of the worst styling choices I’ve ever seen. I think it’s because she makes too many of those decisions herself.


Environmental-Town31

Her style is so bad. I cringe every time I see photos of her. I’m also getting tired of the bangs.


aftercloudia

this is dinner theater at best


Decent-Hat8462

She needs a new boyfriend that loves her. Not her money.


anyanerves

She had that but she was too busy fingerblasting herself to Matty Healy to make it work


rednrolls

Define old Hollywood 🥱


Special-Pattern2962

she is just so BORING like girl give us NOTHING


96puppylover

And those dresses are all $$$ but they look like cheap prom dresses on her.


rudeshk

Why does her hair always look like shit


PokingOutBops98

She is buying cheap clothes, so what you can expect from her tho


bakedpigeon

This is it!! All her clothes are so cheap, like she went to the clearance section of Joanns and picked out a fabric to make an outfit out of with no prior planning


PokingOutBops98

She is so stingy that she also saves coins on her wardrobe! 


katherine_a95

They are custom Gucci , vivienne Westwood and other expensive brands [https://www.instagram.com/p/C2REr7sLOcp/?igsh=MWZkaWxnYmcyYmZydg==](https://www.instagram.com/p/C2REr7sLOcp/?igsh=MWZkaWxnYmcyYmZydg==) [https://www.instagram.com/p/C10gDm6Jhaq/?igsh=MWRudHZiMTc2OGdleA==](https://www.instagram.com/p/C10gDm6Jhaq/?igsh=MWRudHZiMTc2OGdleA==)


tinboxfullofrocks

LOL


Solid_Requirement411

Taylor actually does have some great inspired old Hollywood looks (see 2006 CMAs, 2014 Met Gala, 2013 CMAs are first that come to mind) but the photos this person used as examples are not great examples of that imo


Enya_Rose

Old Hollywood fashion, I am so sorry for this comment wtf. 😭


Special-Pattern2962

bruh lmfao swifties dumb as hell


Maester_Maetthieux

…tf. None of that is Old Hollywood


wovenbasket69

i dont love taylor but i loved that green dress


BookishCutie

Oh I’m sure she’d love an old Hollywood, as well as any old money style. She did emulate old money style with Joe pretty decently for a while but dropped it to chameleon into American high school cheerleader real quick for the current clown, just my opinion.


mulderswife

not a single one of these is even remotely giving old hollywood


spicyskullz

Old Hollywood- another thing Lana Del Rey is better at than her 💄🎩


Conscious-Dot-8394

Curled hair plus dress equals old Hollywood???


DanielleSanders20

Gowns. “Beautiful” gowns.


littlelite18

The bangs 😞🫢


SingleXell

Number one is the only one that I could see being maybe slightly inspired but the rest, specifically dress styles, do not fit the old Hollywood vibe at all.


anyanerves

Literally the only good one is the Golden Globes, everything else is awful.


Expose_Ur_BS

Start burying your head up your own ass and you’ll start to see it


MallCopBlartPaulo

Taylor- wears trash bag, the press- eco friendly queen revolutionizes fashion!!


dolceespress

![gif](giphy|jp313yHGzTDBbw5Tg6)


deeschell

Is old Hollywood in the room with us


Available-Egg-2380

The hair in the bottom left could maybe be old Hollywood esque but that's about it


chrispg26

Her Grammys dress was hideous.


QueenOfPurple

The only “old Hollywood” thing about these is *maybe* bottom left photo with the soft curls


seenyouwiffkieffah

Why are her bangs always such a struggle


Ok-Guitar-6854

They clearly have NO idea what old Hollywood glam is.


kornhook123

Some people are dense.


boafriend

It’s more so because she is a conventionally pretty white woman with blond hair. She is able to pull off the hair and makeup. The clothing is a different story.


Free-Freedom7610

Short bangs, red lips, gloves- definitely giving old Hollywood vibes.


Empty-Mission3664

I thought this sub was for Taylor fans but I have learned it’s to hate on Taylor and I must say I am empresses


Squifford

The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo, more like.


crestfallen_4

the dresses r honestly so ugly 😂


Other-Ad-8510

Why would she thank god for this? Even if they were the coolest, most beautiful dresses in the world…. Who cares?


Additional-Problem99

These dresses look like she bought them off Shein


swim_and_drive

Old Hollywood is when black arm-length gloves. I am very cultured.


Defiant-Yam-9962

I don’t have a problem with Taylor and I think she’s lovely but she’s definitely not giving old Hollywood era in these pics or any others really.


Parasyte_1

Old Hollywood ladies are absolute stunners.


regret-dot-net

She's got that 1950's trying to blacklist all opposition kind of thing going on 🤷‍♀️


JimParsnip

Do you think a lot of these posts are from bots? Isn't it a common practice to buy a bot army to leave positive comments everywhere? Joe Bonnamussa does it


Hastur13

I love old movies but fucking hate the "Old hollywood" love. They were all extremely dysfunctional alcoholics or child stars that were destroyed by abusive studios. What's there to glamorize? Suits? Dresses? We've got those now too.


Salt_Masterpiece6446

What’s with her and bangs? What is she hiding?


portrait-tragedy

The hair in the green dress is the only nice thing about any of these because it’s giving Princess Aurora and that’s it


moxiecounts

OOP needs to broaden her horizons if this is what she wakes up thinking about


Stevie-Rae-5

Old Hollywood or not aside: really? THIS is what you thank God for?


SnooCheesecakes2723

SHEIN old hollywoods


MilesFassst

Wow. She said “every day” dats tough! 😂


dough-a-dear

I actually loved the green Gucci dress, just not on her 😬


ibringstharuckus

Old school Hollywood washed up Hollywood


According_Plant701

I like the Golden Globes and VMAs looks. The Grammy’s look was not it and a lot of her red carpet looks are extremely hit or miss.


Mamacitia

Like I get it she wears red lipstick


babygoos_prayer

I can not stand her bangs and unkempt hair


Acrobatic_Freedom_58

Old Hollywood is looking back at her like… ![gif](giphy|ji6zzUZwNIuLS)


Reasonable-Yam-1170

I do like the green Gucci gown but the rest of these looks are not it for me. Especially the white gown with the gross hair. I don't know why the fashion mags loved it so much.


Hunnyandmilk

That grammy's look always pisses me off. The dress is ill-fitting and her hair looks matted.


AudiGirl75

![gif](giphy|5WmVMVrNuvT8I|downsized)


No-Pangolin-7571

![gif](giphy|g6Tf0tYe9XbnYZgK6B)


Human-Debate-3488

That bitch doesn’t have half the class of old Hollywood and never will . I will be glad when ppl see her for the fraud ,narcissistic , over rated hack she is .


zenpop

More cosplay bs


International_Face16

Obsession with celebrity is so sad. Why are you thankful for this? Why are you tweeting it? Why why why.


Overall_Cycle_715

She’s tacky!


The_IRS_Fears_Him

Taylor Swift orders dresses off Wish


musiquescents

Bottom two pictures look great. But the top two...omg what on earth?! It's like she went through a hurricane.


[deleted]

The green was stunning the rest was all right but not my favorite. This isn't Old Holywood tho....


Pure_Eagle7399

Old Hollywood wouldn't even wear most of her outfits to take a garbage bag to the trash can. She's delusional. Finger waves in her hair does not make her old Hollywood 🫣


Last-Philosopher-517

She got plastic surgery to look “old Hollywood”


kklug24

The older dresses hide her diaper better.