Better honestly. I went to CVS the other day and there was terrible music playing. Then I realized it was TS bullshit. Her music is AIDS. I'd rather listen to Celine Dion and I hate Celine Dion.
I mean... Her music is nothing special, but it's not unpleasant, it's perfectly engineered retail background music. You want audible AIDS check out C Bat, or the mixtape some guy intimidated me into buying at Venice Beach.
Are you kidding the neighborhood she grew up in was rough, she watched a guy just throw a candy wrapper on the ground right in front of a police officer, the trash can was 20 yards away, you can’t imagine what she’s seen.
Good thing this is a work of parody and protected by law. There are creator funds so he can actually fight too. Mentioned in case it helps protect this wonderful man
Yeah there are SLAPP protection laws but you're still boned if you can't afford a good lawyer and a billionaire decides to bully you with their money via the legal system. Let's hope she's too busy glazing herself to go schizo mode on people like this.
Anybody remember Bart Baker parodies of her? They were amazing and I learnt those songs off by heart they were so catchy 😂. Anyhoo her fragile ego couldn't take him taking the piss out of her and he had to feel her pathetic wrath
Wait, seriously? She went after a parody artist? Jesus.
Like imagine if the artists back in the 90s tried to sue Weird Al. I hope South Park finally roasts her, she wouldn't be able to handle it even though they literally roast everyone.
yess I remember those too!! omg you're awesome for this. I still think about them sometimes especially when on this sub lol, like how he was always right about her from the beginning 😂
bahaha yes!! 🎶I dated a disney guy, Joe Jonas was his name🎶 *then cue eerie Mickey Mouse giggle*
and then his blank space one, so iconic as well lol what a time that was! parodies really did dominate the Youtube scene for a good minute
Ok the genius of this is staying far enough away from TS's sound while mimicking her cadence, tone and sentence structure/ low effort lyrics lol lawsuit proof and still lands perfectly
I feel like she just never grew in her song writing past her original country phase. Most of the content in the songs is the same, but somehow the beats got progressively worse for a time.
It's crazy how I never batted an eye at songs like shake it off or 22 yet somehow that singer became one of the worlds biggest
"can't sit at #2" Is that why this is so satisfying? Thanks, Abel
https://preview.redd.it/mplxrm4zdw9d1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea7d15097717303542f9798104ff0e5bd454f452
The 1, 2, 3, for/four lines are something she'd do and swifties would hold it up like it's comparable to Shakespeare. This is camp though and actually catchy because it's not got 800 words crammed into the song
Are her record-breaking music sales really that impressive when they’re just the same songs only remade slightly different? It’s like how Michael Phelps is the most decorated Olympian but all his medals are in swimming.
I would add to these masterful lyrics: "peasants dying 'round the world/ but I am still so hurt/ for what Kanye did to me/
8 years ago (and counting)
I hid in a luxurious abode
with my ex baby boy
My disposable London boy/
whom I publicly loved/
while the narrative was still hot/
Then I got bored/ and bullied him
For being depressed/ my God he was not fun anymore/
Where were my papparazzi walks?
Kanye destroyed my soul (buhuu)/ Kim, can you hear me?/ You broke my bones/ So saddd!/
But this girl is a fighter/ and she will get all your money with merchandising
So sad!
I can’t sing a single Taylor swift song too you, that’s how I know I’m not her demographic. I am actually struggling to think of a single song Iv heard by her.
What is the vocal range again of Taylor "Number 1 Jet Emissions" Swift?
Also, has she ever endorsed [authors of colour](https://bookriot.com/taylor-swift-needs-to-read-diverse-books/)?
His range is larger and the quality of his voice is much better (tone) than hers (he has that r&b sorta smooth eee eeeee’s- Taylor could never). This was sooo funny.
Actually this sounds better. Much more range.
This song is such high camp that it's my summer jam.
It sounds like it could be a Foster the People song
Reminds me of blood orange
Yes!
The choreography is better executed as well
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Same flow, rhythm, cadence. Incredible
Guy is a true genius. Fucking legendary.
His Ariana Grande one has me like 
He’s actually really masterful at his craft. He nails the “vibe” perfectly.
Better honestly. I went to CVS the other day and there was terrible music playing. Then I realized it was TS bullshit. Her music is AIDS. I'd rather listen to Celine Dion and I hate Celine Dion.
I was in a grocery store yesterday and forced to hear Fortnight for the first time. I’d done so well avoiding the new album.
I mean... Her music is nothing special, but it's not unpleasant, it's perfectly engineered retail background music. You want audible AIDS check out C Bat, or the mixtape some guy intimidated me into buying at Venice Beach.
It is definitely unpleasant. But it gets me out of stores faster so that’s a personal win!
You fuckin leave c bat out of this
What's nuts is she best friended Lorde and took some of her sound. This could easily be about any song off Melodrama, except Swift lacks the depth
“I only had one mansion”
The facial expression the listener made to that had me CACKLING. So funny.
"So sad" 😔
The atrocities some people must face growing up. ONE mansion?! ONE???
honestly, how poor do you have to be to only have *one* mansion? what a broke bitch
https://www.businessinsider.com/taylor-swift-childhood-home-pennsylvania-tour-photos-2022-3
That’s like those houses in movies like *’Uncle Buck’* and *’Home Alone.’*
Why-o-miss-ing
That bit made me chuckle
This broke me omg
Are you kidding the neighborhood she grew up in was rough, she watched a guy just throw a candy wrapper on the ground right in front of a police officer, the trash can was 20 yards away, you can’t imagine what she’s seen.
I am so sad 😞🤣🤣🤣
i love this gif. emotionally attached to it
I can hear it
He was my favorite dancer growing up. I watched this just for his part.
https://i.redd.it/x6z5kzc7dv9d1.gif
Only difference is these words fit the rhythm of the song too well
Exactly! Needs a minimum of 40 more words
Incorrectly use some multi syllabic words and say it's "artistic intent" 🙄
Like this song is so high camp. It's great😊
Protect him at all costs
Taylor "Lawsuit Troll" Swift lawyers are on their way to sue him.
I’d be more scared of the rabid fans who are no doubt assembling some sort of unhinged task force as we speak
Good thing this is a work of parody and protected by law. There are creator funds so he can actually fight too. Mentioned in case it helps protect this wonderful man
Yeah there are SLAPP protection laws but you're still boned if you can't afford a good lawyer and a billionaire decides to bully you with their money via the legal system. Let's hope she's too busy glazing herself to go schizo mode on people like this.
Anybody remember Bart Baker parodies of her? They were amazing and I learnt those songs off by heart they were so catchy 😂. Anyhoo her fragile ego couldn't take him taking the piss out of her and he had to feel her pathetic wrath
Wait, seriously? She went after a parody artist? Jesus. Like imagine if the artists back in the 90s tried to sue Weird Al. I hope South Park finally roasts her, she wouldn't be able to handle it even though they literally roast everyone.
yess I remember those too!! omg you're awesome for this. I still think about them sometimes especially when on this sub lol, like how he was always right about her from the beginning 😂
He had my heart at 🎶🎶 once upon a time before I was insane🎶🎶
bahaha yes!! 🎶I dated a disney guy, Joe Jonas was his name🎶 *then cue eerie Mickey Mouse giggle* and then his blank space one, so iconic as well lol what a time that was! parodies really did dominate the Youtube scene for a good minute
They were far more truthful than the "poetry" she comes up with. He emulates the Taylor we see 😂
That's why I mentioned those defense funds. It's not perfect as a solution but it is more than on your own.
please weird al protect this man
The “me-eee” killed me, he’s gonna be getting that ghostwriter call soon
Michael Jackson doesn’t stand a chance. That slow non-rhythmic bouncing from side to side is true choreography.
I can tell he really wants to bounce on-the-beat (his hand gestures show more rhythm than Tay) but he gotta follow with the character of the skit.
lol this is so accurate especially with the talk singing lol 😂
He has more range.
The accuracyyyyyyyy of this 💀🤣
It sounds like her but better bc it's actually saying something
Dude is gonna get sued by TS and will be forced to give her co-writing credit.
and demand half his TikTok royalties
Lord this sounds just like a song she would make. Except he has a much better voice.
He’s trying sooooo hard to sound flat and boring but he still sounds a million times more soulful than her 😂
Imagine having so much charisma that you can't be monotonous on purpose. 😸
Seriously! Why is this guy not the billionaire? I love him!
Get these peasant out my way 💀💀💀
 I only had one maaaansion 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Inaccurate. Theres supposed to be a word obviously picked up from a thesaurus every fifth word
And a rhyming dictionary
This is so good
This has way too much texture
This may be the best thing I’ve seen on social media all year
It’s definitely in the running.
So accurate yet better. 
I love this
https://preview.redd.it/aggzfxm8as9d1.png?width=959&format=png&auto=webp&s=00fd7c2a4a5b97334ed9f2ee05e3b171aca0cac0
I need to know what this is from.
😭😭😭💀 I need to follow this person!
This slaps ngl
I love this guy
Who is he? I know he did another Taylor song but I don't have tiktok. 😭
He’s in the band FODÉ
Thank you!!!!
Of course!
I have his frank ocean one saved on Spotify
Omg 💀
Kudos to the guy who made this! 🫶
So much edgier than Taylor, I love it, that’s my espresso
I love his content so much. He’s one of the gems of TikTok
I'd listen to an entire album of this
This is great 😆
Where can I download this
Damn this shit is a bop 👌🏾
This song sounds so much better than any Taylor Swift song.
Just like Taylor except he can sing
Catchy.
She can sit at number two because she IS number two.
Sadly that role is taken by Bono.
Showed this to my Taylor obsessed daughter and she hasn't spoken to me since 🤣 10/10 Really captures that "mid" vibe.
Yaaassss, so true!
why’s the song better than any of the ttpd songs😭
Get ready to be served papers finessir LOL 😂 She comin’ for ya after this one!!!
This supports my very strongly held opinion that she's only able to be a prolific songwriter because all her songs sound the same. This guy nailed it.
I think it’s because she’s a witch and hypnotizing the fans or something
She’s just selling to the lowest common denominator, ain’t not Witchery in that
perfect, but might I suggest an additional lyric: "I hate all my fans, but I want to milk them as much as I can"
This is fucking HILARIOUS
BOP
Ok the genius of this is staying far enough away from TS's sound while mimicking her cadence, tone and sentence structure/ low effort lyrics lol lawsuit proof and still lands perfectly
This was too catchy. Need to make it blander
I sorted by controversial and it's just the top comments lol. Swifties out down voting this whole post and losing.
Protect this dude at all costs
This is Better than anything on tortured poets department 👌
He actually can move to the beat & isn’t stiff 🤌🏾
From day ONE.
Bahahahahaha this is fantastic
Still like her other song. [It’s pretty fire.](https://youtu.be/Tv9m3aXBgJU?si=GU6h8O-0O2vq8T_n)
As a recovering hard core swifty, this is fucking incredible 😂no one should be a fucking billionaire and I should be able to afford fucking groceries!
Umm....this is kinda catchy lol
I have to say, that was catchy lol
... is this not one of her songs? /s
This guy is way more talented than the person he’s parodying.
This is accurate except also way better than Taylor 🤣
That's actually pretty good.
This is accurate except also way better than Taylor 🤣
Sounds a bit like Tame Impala at the end
I know the swifties are chewing him up in the comments right now, poor guy 🥴😭
Fuckin nailed it
I feel like she just never grew in her song writing past her original country phase. Most of the content in the songs is the same, but somehow the beats got progressively worse for a time. It's crazy how I never batted an eye at songs like shake it off or 22 yet somehow that singer became one of the worlds biggest
Lowkey fire tho lmao
Is this a parody of one of her songs or did he just make something up? It's pretty impressiv3 either way
This guy roasts everyone so well
Are you telling me this ain’t Taylor swift?
https://preview.redd.it/feo02ics6t9d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9b7173535f7dbdb613e879aded0b999f876bbe4
Bro sang who’s afraid of Little Old Me bar for bar
 Funny and catchy. Certified banger
This is better than any Taylor Swift song I've ever heard
The counting from 1 to 5 is sheer genius, can't stop giggling, won't let Billie or Charli get one up on me is even harder 😅
Get these peasants out of my way😭😭 this actually sounds perfectly like a TS song
Unironically better then anything Taylor’s ever put out
"can't sit at #2" Is that why this is so satisfying? Thanks, Abel https://preview.redd.it/mplxrm4zdw9d1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea7d15097717303542f9798104ff0e5bd454f452
Nah, he enunciates better than she does. 😂
That’s a banger
The 1, 2, 3, for/four lines are something she'd do and swifties would hold it up like it's comparable to Shakespeare. This is camp though and actually catchy because it's not got 800 words crammed into the song
Too creative to be a swift song …. Needs more water to down it
ok Im a huge TS fan, but this shit is so funny and the song slaps agagaga
GOLD
This is still better than Taylor swift
Are her record-breaking music sales really that impressive when they’re just the same songs only remade slightly different? It’s like how Michael Phelps is the most decorated Olympian but all his medals are in swimming.
I might listen to her if she sounded this good
This was so good, no genuinely! !
This guy nailed it 😂
so accurate
Genius! 😂😭
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That autotune is so on spot😂😂
This is unbelievably on point. Bravo.
Too much energy
Love this 💕
I cackled so loud I woke both my dog and my toddler up… worth it.
J’adoooore
This sounds way better then any taylor song
Plus get this.... she eats boogers. Remember that shit!? 🤣🙄
100%
Real disappointed didn’t say Remix, Six. But honestly this sounds way better
This a banger, what's the instrumental to this song?
I'm pissing myself laughing at that OMG
Her mind!!!
I would add to these masterful lyrics: "peasants dying 'round the world/ but I am still so hurt/ for what Kanye did to me/ 8 years ago (and counting) I hid in a luxurious abode with my ex baby boy My disposable London boy/ whom I publicly loved/ while the narrative was still hot/ Then I got bored/ and bullied him For being depressed/ my God he was not fun anymore/ Where were my papparazzi walks? Kanye destroyed my soul (buhuu)/ Kim, can you hear me?/ You broke my bones/ So saddd!/ But this girl is a fighter/ and she will get all your money with merchandising So sad!
Nah, it’s more catchy than her music lol
Oh WOW!!!!
This is such a bop
Omg the guy’s face 😂
Holy crap he got that Mark Foster tone and I am DIGGING it!
This is beautiful 🥲
I was just the 5000th upvote. 🥲
I can’t sing a single Taylor swift song too you, that’s how I know I’m not her demographic. I am actually struggling to think of a single song Iv heard by her.
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Kinda sounds like Tame Impala
Umm this is incredible and I can't wait to show everyone
What is the vocal range again of Taylor "Number 1 Jet Emissions" Swift? Also, has she ever endorsed [authors of colour](https://bookriot.com/taylor-swift-needs-to-read-diverse-books/)?
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His range is larger and the quality of his voice is much better (tone) than hers (he has that r&b sorta smooth eee eeeee’s- Taylor could never). This was sooo funny.
The jack antonoff pulsing synths 😭😭
No, no. That is actually good. She does not sound like this to non Taylor fans.
Better than anything she ever wrote. All he missing is red lipstick and half agape mouth
This is so catchy 😂
Okay this is funny