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TheeBloodyAwfuller

Mix it with sprite and jolly ranchers in a double stacked Styrofoam cup, kick back and blast a little pimp c


schmattywinkle

Green lean in that double cup


Infinite_Isopod5303

don't forget the DJ Screw


Dixie_Flatlin3

recommend Slim K if you like chopped music. it ain’t screwed if screw ain’t do it


juneabe

4 artists same name came up on my Apple so I went through to find out which one. I don’t think he dropped “Qu’on s’laisse” so that’s one artist down.. 😂


Dixie_Flatlin3

[try this](https://music.apple.com/us/artist/dj-slim-k/1103015454)


juneabe

Ayyyyyye thanks ☺️


SativaEnt

Nice rec, I’m checking it out.


MoritzaD

Yesterday was Screw Day


n0b0dy_the_gh0st

R.I.P


yunith

I’d probs mix it with lemonade. Sprite seems like it’s the perfect mix but I’ve done that and it tasted like metallic blech!!!!


ogDarkShark

I GOTTA POCKET FULLA STOONNNEEEESSSSS


PM_ME_UR_BACNE

keep it trill. rip pimp c


Lizmo82

Awww much love from P.A.T


Sweet-Ad-6518

imaginary lean 🤣


Yesman69

This is the only correct thing


xool420

Orrrrr take a shot


livvyxo

what in the world is a jolly rancher


TheeBloodyAwfuller

Hard candies supposed to be fruit flavored but just sugar bombs


Longbeacher707

Those ain't no Sugar Bombs, smoothskin!


WasteTangerine

Found the person who's never had a cavity before.


regeya

Hang on, how much of the world has Jolly Ranchers?


Longbeacher707

Crucified for asking a question in a weed sub of all places. You all have lost your way.


Ulfgeirr88

If you're in the UK, Fox's glacier fruits boiled sweets look like the same thing and substantially cheaper than American import sweets


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Ulfgeirr88

I think the last time I had one was many years ago when I got an American sweets hamper. There used to be an American import sweet store near me, but I only went there for Jolt cola and Reese's 😅


flactulantmonkey

Just to clarify what this actually is for everyone: d9 is the legitimate thc distillate. It’s not the lame cousin you can buy in convenience stores. This is some kind of shot that can be added to soda or alcohol. It’s most definitely grey market as it has no nutritional or volumetric info other than dosage. The dosage is most likely a guess but it will be generically “strong”. Usually grey-market “500mg” will be more in the neighborhood of 80-150mg. But it’s not a rule. Enjoy!


HonorableMedic

You should be able to buy d9 on convenience stores


togepi258

"80-150". That's so sad. As a hash maker, I can't imagine giving my patients something so under labeled


flactulantmonkey

Welcome to the grey market with mass produced labels anyone can buy. It’s a shitshow out there.


Ellechu

Yeah as someone with a very low tolerance should I dribble like 2ml into a 250 cup of soda?


flactulantmonkey

I always urge caution first. Take a little to gauge it. You can always take some more!


ryanhazethan

So delta 9 is just normal weed? I’ve been kinda confused about this. Mostly because I heard the same thing about THCA, as well. So if I buy actual cannabis, it will produce the exact same effects as D9 and/or THCA?


Saiyan_On_Psycedelic

They are both regular weed. The plant will have more thca in its natural state but it also produces some delta 9. The thca turns into delta 9 when you decarb it with heat. It’s the good stuff.


flactulantmonkey

Cannabis contains all of them. Thca Delta 8 delta 9 Cbd terpenes you name it. Because the law has to be written specifically, it’s specially Delta 9 THC that’s a controlled substance, which also happens to be the most psychoactive individual canabinoid. However, on its own it’s pretty lame imo. This is why a lot of distillate pens get you buzzed, but not like smoking a bowl or eating a gummy will. It’s also why distillate and live resin pens (if they’re actually legit) work much better. Because the live resin contains much more of the full spectrum of canabinoids and terpenes, whereas the distillate is almost purely delta9.


scorpionattitude

Idk where you’re from, but my state is illegal. You can only really buy it at convenience stores or a cute overpriced head-shop😂 that and thca and all the other loopholes


flactulantmonkey

That’s most likely delta 8.


scorpionattitude

Cbd in general, Delta 8, delta 9, and thcA. That’s all legal here while actual weed is not.


msdlp

Thank you for a coherent response.


wizrow

Do not inject


xerim

Do: boof it


terraculon

Do not: not boof it


DripSzn412

These are the answers you seek


PlantDaddyCo

"Do: Do" Boof


monsibrooks

You pervert


marqueA2

Cakes?


Global_Ad2574

I’m curious as well. What kind of cakes are you talking about and why would this come with it?


yungmeam

The cake people want to know!


SnooCheesecakes4577

I am cake-ta-cus


Ellechu

Space cakes


NoThxM

Cake bars maybe? Brand of disposable I see a lot where I live


Ellechu

Cakes baked with cannabis


marqueA2

Ahhh, okay. Thanks for replying.


Dimebag0352

![gif](giphy|08y87EiwDZjjB0d6WJ|downsized)


fujiman

Thank you for your service.


nedrostark

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manilacactus35

![gif](giphy|08y87EiwDZjjB0d6WJ|downsized)


ToronadoBubby

![gif](giphy|08y87EiwDZjjB0d6WJ|downsized)


Big_Green_Dawg

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Nervous-Knowledge790

![gif](giphy|08y87EiwDZjjB0d6WJ|downsized)


NobodyEqual3957

![gif](giphy|08y87EiwDZjjB0d6WJ|downsized)


tiatiaaa89

![gif](giphy|08y87EiwDZjjB0d6WJ|downsized)


taintedblood

Been so long since I've seen this more appropriately posted. Kudos to you, good Sir or Madame


Sea_End_1893

It's like 5 Hour Energy but more like 5 Hours On The Couch Watching The TV That Isn't On


JINKY_DINKY27

That seems oddly specific


Sea_End_1893

sometimes you have an edible, sit down to watch TV and forget what you were doing lmao then you get up to find the remote and forget what you're looking for, so you sit down to watch tv....


problyurdad_

You have cameras in my living room don’t you


Sea_End_1893

👁️👄👁️ i watched you get high and then hide the emergency weed stash i was also high and I fear we both forgot where the emergency weed is


problyurdad_

DAD?!


Sea_End_1893

[DUDE, SWEET](https://youtu.be/G2Mbj06Ns2Y?si=_N6b6-p5xxBioKhA&t=30)


SnooCheesecakes4577

You'll start to contemplate whether there it a TV at all


EvolMada

Remove cap and boof


Winterile

This is the way


ForeEighs

😀


the_rurrl_jurrr

It's gas station/smoke shop "legal weed." Wildly inflated dose claims and mystery chemicals. Realistically though it'll probably be safe and you'll have a good time


Ellechu

But what do I do with it, add it to food, water?


Fantastic-Donkey-252

Throw it in a soda or some water, or get a spoonful lol


MutantLemurKing

Mix it with a drink, I think this is trying to suggest mixing it with Fanta considering the name


Leblackburn

There is a wild cherry flavored Fanta, so maybe you're right


keagan2000

Add it to a sugary drink would be the best tasting option. Usually something “light” like 7up or Sprite. I wouldn’t recommend with water, it’ll probably taste like watered down medicine. If you don’t do soda or sugar drinks, you can always just take a spoonful of it. It’s basically a liquid edible. Potency may vary wildly with these so be careful if you don’t have a high tolerance or don’t enjoy getting completely blitzed


Battlejesus

That's a problem that plagues me in my own alchemy. Even though I know the formula and calculations well, actually producing that potency is another story. I've brewed potions that would give you nothing more than extreme relaxation, and I've brewed potions that have, to date, sent three people to the shadow realm.


PM_ME_UR_BACNE

Eye dropper directly into eyes so the visuals are even stronger


SnooCheesecakes4577

This is so much better than the "boof it" posts. Lol


notaveryuniqueuser

![gif](giphy|vhQbK8sz8KVPi|downsized) Jk, mix it with some soda or juice ... or put a little directly under your tongue (sublingual).


Cantilivewhileim

Throw it out


Infinite_Isopod5303

down it like a shot


D-utch

Drink it


TopRamenisha

Put it in the trash


Playful-Ad7195

Nah that’s just d9 syrup, to be precise it’s a shite uk edible brand that under doses their products


the_rurrl_jurrr

Yeah the d9 is not the problem. It's that these companies that blatantly use copyright infringement are shady companies that add harmful chemicals to their products


flactulantmonkey

Nah this isn’t legal weed. D9 is legit distillate. D8 is gas station. It may or may not be true 500mg. Either way it’s probably pretty fun.


Phish-Phan720

Except this is a UK gas station brand. Its "D9" not ∆9. No knowing what is actually in it.


HowdyPrimo6

Upvote for username


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JohnnyBlaze10304

Thc o acetate is weak as fuck anyway I'd rather have D8.i like the blend of HHCxHHCPxTHCP in the disposables I get. And they're 5 grams although they do clog a lot before I finish them.


_L_S_P_

It was supposed (thco) super strong etc not something I ever tried personally, haven’t heard anyone say it is weak before so that’s interesting! Wondering what your top brands are just curios


JohnnyBlaze10304

The dispensary brand one that I get the most is URB or sometimes I get the prepacked brand Gelato those are legit. The runtz ones are almost never legitimate. They sell runtz pens empty everywhere and every ghetto carryout in my city has runtz pens.


_L_S_P_

Idk why someone downvoted you but yes especially legal brand names have this issue of fake cut carts/pens etc being sold counterfeit


JohnnyBlaze10304

All good idc about that a lot of people can't be wrong


JohnnyBlaze10304

Well lately the dispensary started making their own legal disposables. But aside from those the Butter ones are good at wild bills tobacco if you got those. They are really the leading brick and mortar for the legal market if you can get to one. I've never had anything from them then I didn't trust the label and the QR codes all go to the correct product unlike some other brands I've ordered.


_L_S_P_

I like the last point you make. You have to have your COAs in order and I absolutely despise when you scan QR codes and they lead to a main page and then it turns out that the COA isn’t even up there, tho others are. What’s the point of “convenience” in a QR code of it doesn’t directly lead you to the COA. So lazy, such a bad look and I don’t trust it either.


JohnnyBlaze10304

All these people telling you to throw it away don't know what they're talking about. The 2018 Farm Bill allows for d9 edibles because 0.3% by weight when most of the weight is solid or liquid food matter is plenty doable.


Ellechu

I'm not sure we really follow American agricultural law here in Ireland


chubby_windmill

I love the family high range, dude have a great time! Have you tried the pens and edibles? Very good stuff 💪💪


Ellechu

Nope but I see the person has edibles to sell, I've got a super low tolerance so how much of a gummie would you recommend for a first timer


chubby_windmill

I think they’re like 50mg each, or they could be ten. My partner doesn’t smoke but he likes to have one and it’s just the right amount


SaltyHotdish

I thought the 500mg was the dose at first haha. The whole container half a ML


Mildoze

Get in muh belly


crunchycheeseduck

I heard that.


IAmConspiracy

500mg would send me to the moon haha.


PotatoPete26

![gif](giphy|08y87EiwDZjjB0d6WJ|downsized)


PhattBudz

You know where to put it. No gif needed at this point.


kincei

That gif is ALWAYS needed


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It’s thc lean it looks like mix it with a drink I’ll say bout half or the whole up to you best drink I’ll say lemonade or sprite


enjoiYosi

Yep, mix with a sprite. Start small and work your way up. Or go wild


gimpers420

It came with cakes? 1) open trash can 2) throw in trash can 3) don’t consume that fake garbage that was probably made in someone’s garage.


Ellechu

The cakes were really freaking good though


Reptiletailz

Ok I know I'm getting old but wtf is a cake


Ellechu

A cake? Like a sweet sponge baked dessert, but this time with cannabis


Stamfadern

Skip the sprite, get some fizzy water. The syrup is already sweet:)


MyDearestAcadia

Looks like a weed drink to me. Similar to an edible. They're available legally in Canada and are really good. I haven't seen any that look like this though, so I would wait for others to confirm before drinking it lol


grubas

This is a gas station concentrate and it's "500mg" in the bottle.


MyDearestAcadia

Fair; I genuinely wouldn't trust that though. If this was 500mg of THC, that would be insane. I had gummies claiming to be 50mg/piece. They sure tasted nasty enough to be that strong, but I got like no high (and this was when my tolerance was low to mid). So honestly idk. I'd take a sip to test. And if it's really that strong a sip should get you plenty high! If you want to mix though, again I'd probably mix with 7up/Sprite/offbrand lemon/lime!


grubas

I've had some of the unregulated stuff and it's.... Either it's not good or it's the weirdest high I've ever had.   But yeah this is the issue, they just slap amounts on the label and it's never accurate.


livvyxo

What do you usually mix with?


MyDearestAcadia

I've only ever had one on its own! Most of them are flavoured. The one I had was 10mg THC in a tall boy (473ml) type can. So, pretty diluted already. The drink in this photo looks like it would probably be more potent (since it's smaller). I'd probably mix with Sprite/7up/offbrand lemon/lime soda. But mostly because I think it would be good with the flavour.


sipalmurphy

Twink delight


Competitive_Ad_8006

500 mg of d9 distillate yum


3mptylord

Think of it like the weed equivalent of vodka. Drink it neat or with a mixer - your preference.


kincei

![gif](giphy|13pqs1VizKyWzK)


Shatterpruf

Don't


intellord911

Chug it


MontiCZP

I'd love one of those tbh, i'd pour a spoonful in a cup of coke or sprite.


New-Emphasis2907

Zip and a double cup?


_Jehovaslitness_

interesting it has the mass thc warning label except for where it says 18+


TaylorDorite

All the boofing comments did not disappoint


Ordinary_Ad_267

Delicious is what it is


PimpSack

![gif](giphy|3ornka9rAaKRA2Rkac)


Chefboyld420

Cakes?


Ellechu

Yea? Like the thing you get on your birthday


Chefboyld420

Right. lol, so you bought a cake that randomly came with weed syrup?


Ellechu

The owner occasionally gives free gifts for reviews etc, presumably of old stock


Chefboyld420

So the owner of a bakery is giving out weed stuff? lol, I’m sorry I know it’s not important I’m just an inquisitive person and at this point I’m invested in this story.


Ellechu

I mean I wouldn't class selling sweets infused with cannabis over the Internet as a bakery per se, but sure! :)


sageritz

![gif](giphy|08y87EiwDZjjB0d6WJ|downsized)


KEITHKVLT

Double cup with some Sprite and a watermelon jolly rancher and you'll be chilling!


ThatoneguyATX

Boof it


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Boof it….


Diligent-Parking-868

This looks so boof I just gotta say, get some chronic elixer, it’ll make you blackout if you drink to much… You can put this in soda, decaf coffee, ale’s, juice, anything drink to mask the weed taste as much as you can; you can drink it straight if your confident in your tolerance (idk how strong that actually is, it says, 500mg, yk?) Make sure you TEST THE WATERS, this is a random potion imo


Diligent-Parking-868

Oh and make sure you eat something before this, especially something nutritious not taco bell or some bs


wordskis

Toss it in the trash where it belongs


StrengthBetter

Cannalean, lucky Sip on it


Dave8917

Isn't lean mixed with codeine or what ever for it to be called lean pretty sure this is just simply thc syrups


StrengthBetter

Yeah but a lot of people call it cannalean or thc lean. Lean is not the drug just the drink, so I think it’d apply


Dave8917

Fare enough unsure where your or op are from but for me specifically I've only ever heard it be called thc syrups unless lean it self is what being sold them it lean


dantenow

eat a 20th of it and buckle up


masoflove99

My ADHD (and slow metabolism) ass would down it entirely.


No-Farm-2376

Chug the whole thing at once is what I’d do


Silent-Image-2552

Synthetic


LerimAnon

Since when is D9 synthetic it's literally what you get from smoking weed just isolated


Silent-Image-2552

OK, do you think I'm wrong? Anyone putting a product in a bottle like this is doing things the cheap way. Adding tons of chemicals. There is no way that they are naturally extracting the .03% of THC found in hemp to produce a product like this. Down vote me all you want.


SuperJo64

Just from the fact of the labeling and using fanta as the product name tells me this is a product from unknown sources. It's like those edibles that say stoney patch kids or medicated nerd ropes


LerimAnon

I'm not saying it isn't shady but that doesn't mean it's synthetic just could be a low quality extract.


Special-Number-2849

I tell you what it was years ago but them stoner patch kids got me wrecked but who knows wtf was in it I definitely wouldn't eat them again


GhostCowboy76

Hahaha “18+”


AliceTrippDaGain

Confirming a fanta lite please brev


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wime985

Drink half


philipjfry98

Just call the place you got it from and ask them.


ThoughtProphet

even if it won’t kill you, i still am not sure if you can drink that and me personally i would choose not to.


Wemuwom

B


Educational-Web-6704

People still smoke cakes ?


Ellechu

Smoke? I ate it with a spoon Edit: well a third of it. And that was too much.


Brilliant-Bath1768

Does anybody know how to get something similar to what op got ?


Vindicator2910

How fake can fake be?


Normal-Map5209

Add to any ice cold sweet soda juice or tea. I'm from Texas so Sprite is lame AF but the OG. Po' up maybe!


CouchDemon

You can just drink it but that doesn’t taste good. You can dilute it in a drink. But since you got it with cake I’m assuming you can put it on top of the cake :))


CouchDemon

Wait cakes u didn’t mean food


Ellechu

Yes I meant food


sputnikrootbeer

🗑️


casual_bear

![gif](giphy|08y87EiwDZjjB0d6WJ|downsized)


StandardFluid

boof it


drywall-whacker

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ItCat420

Throw that mystery shit in the bin. The packaging is made by a literal 17 year old (he might be 18 or 19 now) and are filled with god-knows-what. Could be D9, could be an Altnoid like HHC, could be Spice/K2/Mamba, could be totally dud. I certainly wouldn’t trust the listed dose on the bottle, it’s almost certainly wrong.


MrJelle

Drink.


mikeyb777

Looks fake as hell. I wouldn't use it personally. I'm in a legal state tho


Ellechu

I am not in a legal country


AHotGrandmama

Drink the whole thing and have a great time


wildangel77

Hmm it's made with Delta 9 distillate?


Comfortable-nerve78

Be careful with that might be a shot type drink or an additive to a drink. Didn’t come from a dispensary so it’s a gamble.


PrizeSatisfaction978

Of course some trash came with cakes


Ellechu

They were really pretty and delicious :(


TheOneTrueKP

Do not use D9


techy_dan

,