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Bukimimaru

My plugs getting a little smooch.


Ablation420

Lil business peck


Bukimimaru

Just a little pucker on a professional level.


Clifford_the_big_red

A little criminal kiss.


Bukimimaru

A consensual Star-dawg smackaroo.


MeButMuchCuter

A terpy tet-a-tet.


hammer_it_out

Did I get dropped into Letterkenny?


Celestial_Robot_Cat

I was having the same thought, honestly. Could hear the character voices and everything.


ShiftyXX

That's a Texas size 10-4.


Albus88Stark

What's the fuss, big shoots?


IM2OFU

I love when I can just upvote every comment


Charming-Sale-6354

☝️love it, makes me wonder what criminal sex is like


fakerealmadrid

Nothing wrong with a little check to check smooch euro style


bri_2498

A lil kiss right on the cheek fr


Poat540

And then after one on their little face


bri_2498

Then the other cheek right after for good measure. I call it honey bunning


Harriz_Burhan

After that a kiss on the mouth, full tongue 👅


Kosma_the_artist

After that leave a mark on the neck


Altruistic-Cod-8451

I was so excited to be the first one who said a little smooch, opened up to you doing gods work!


T_WRX21

Mr Buds Charming.


121519122

literally came to this thread to reply 'kissing them on the mouth' im so glad this sub has good taste


Fearless-Ad5586

Damn this the top comment for sure and I didn’t even notice it


ChaseC7527

Cuddling. Duh


TheAtrocityArchive

Was gonna say the same, gotta share the love by giving back.


Sharp-Main-247

Im giving my back, so he can blow it out UwU


DragonFire3640

Pause


siefz

anyone got a time machine for that poor soul?


Perpetually_St0n3d

Resume 😈


ThisIsJLS

YOOOO


TheAtrocityArchive

Right in the lower back feels.


s0ndee

hello chris fehn


ChaseC7527

Hi there sid wilson


moon_halves

why, give them a lil smooch on the forehead of course


misterpayer

Uwu


TropicalSkysPlants

Smoking it...


yernansmellsofcheese

you've got your priorities straight and i love it


PsychoBugler

Eww straight.


Elon_is_musky

I miss June already😔


[deleted]

My priorities are bisexual. I can’t decide between men and women so I just sit in bed all day.


cdubsoccer5

Wait that’s so crazy, you’re onto something


quartz222

Hahah I usually see you in houseplant subs but good to see you here


meownfloof

Hey! No cross sub friendships allowed! Go back to r/houseplants (and I’ll see you there 😉)


weloveyoubenzel_v3

I’m his wife at that point (im a guy)


Fearless-Ad5586

Im a guy too 😭 I just thought these bags would be funny since it’s always boring clear baggies


GreyestGardener

They're funny *AND* super cute, OP! I would be really happy to get a bag like this. I think the world is sorely lacking in whimsy and levity, and it's a little overwhelmed with sarcasm and bleak realism. We need some Knights in Pink out there showing people that fun and cute things aren't bad and don't take much, if any, more effort. I dunno, man--I'm high and little stuff like this always just makes me happy. I like people like you who say "Why not?" in regards to passing along happiness. Keep it up, bud! 🩷💚😶‍🌫️🩷💚


Fearless-Ad5586

Thanks this kinda made my day there gotta be more people like you!


JonesyYouLittleShit

I’m considered a big dude and I have resting bitch face like crazy. But I love kitties and cute things and I’m insecure as fuck about it because I’m 6’1 with broad shoulders. Not even that big in my opinion, but whatever. If someone handed me this, I’d have to try hard not to tear up and smile. I’d be down to be a pink knight…. I wanna spread some adorable charm with extreme prejudice.


xsvpollux

First off, love the username, once. Second, I am not a huge dude but I LOVE cute shit, I used to get nickelodeon bags in college cause those were always on sale but I love living vicariously-cutely through other things' cuteness. If I can't be cute by design, why can't I at least take joy in cute things? Love you and peace brother 🙏😁


JonesyYouLittleShit

🥹


Dog_--_--

6 3 man here that hates beer and loves a "girly" cocktail and never hears the end of it, fuck em. kittens and cute things are nice


internetbean

they're super cute, and so unique! won't have competition with these adorable little bags


Bird_Up23

Asking them if they’d want to be friends with my wife because she loves cute stuff like that lol.


shampoo_mohawk_

I also have a passion for ultra-cute girly weed things. I only smoke pink joints.


Bird_Up23

Blazy Susan’s and the pink Element papers are the only things we use. They are good quality papers, and she loves pink. Get two birds stoned at once.


shampoo_mohawk_

Bahahaha get two birds stoned at once!! I fucking love that. I will be stealing this every time I smoke out one of my girlies. Thank you!


Bird_Up23

Of course! If you haven’t watched Trailer Park Boys yet, that’s where the quote is from. One of the main characters Ricky always butchers common phrases and they are hilarious. My favorite is “What comes around is all around” as opposed to what comes around goes around lol. I’m not sure if they would be your kind of humor, but it’s definitely worth trying.


alwaystoastedbuns

And if you don’t get to see it don’t worry, it’s just water under the fridge


Bird_Up23

It might not be for everyone, beauty is in the eye when you hold her.


buoninachos

Survival of the fitness


Bird_Up23

Worst case Ontario


urusdemom

Can you explain the two birds joke it flew over my head


Bird_Up23

Instead of saying “two birds one stone” a character in a show (Trailer Park Boys) commonly butchers phrases and sayings.


Illegally_Brown

Blazy Susan's?


shampoo_mohawk_

Blazy’s are lovely but I get trippie days because they also make affordable rose petal cones that I love when I wanna be extra fancy


realmagpiehours

Blazy Susan is my fav for pink & purple cones!


tomatobee613

Saving their contact as a favourite and bringing over an uno deck and snacks next time I pick up (because I WILL be a regular customer if you hand me this)


synapse187

Asking them out on a date.


MissMerp92

Feeling ✨bonita✨


Foodspec

Tell them they’re a decent human being. Unlike the fucks that ripped me off over the weekend


Technical-Escape1102

You go to a mass dispensary too?


jackdginger88

Fuck mass and their expensive ass dispensaries lmao


abedofevilandlettuce

I would accept all the abuse from the dispensary just to live in a legal state. There's nothing I look forward to MORE than being able to go to the store for my herb.


pinmissiles

I'm in NY and it's great. Social anxiety used to make me dread arranging a meetup even with the nicest plugs, now I just go to the weed store to buy weed. About the same prices here too.


deepfriedsquidburner

this is the kinda plug ALL plugs should aspire to be


huffingdusters

they gnna be my pookie


Ok-Policy-8284

Breaking out the colorful rolling papers.


laughingandpointing

Yesss colorful flavored papers are so underrated and I rarely see them on this subreddit! I love rolling up with a strawberry, raspberry, grape, cherry or bubble gum flavored paper🍓🌸🍒


whodatfairybitch

Juicy Jay cotton candy papers used to be solidly light blue which I loved 🫶🏼 not sure if that’s still a thing!


MikeHunt1234

Getting fwied :3


gsbudblog

Smooch on the forehead


No-Farm-2376

I guess have some kind of “generic anime response”


HedgehogTesticles

uwu


Appypoo

uWu


Panderz_GG

Blush


livinginacottage

they get a forehead kiss and my business forever


menacemeiniac

Saying thank you?? This shit cute cuz preciate it


ScarLad15

Givin em a lil smooch and maybe a giggle


T4ZK4

I love it when i get little stickers with my weed and these baggies would definitely get reused


fazrare57

That's my new regular plug. I love when plugs make cute packaging like this. Used to be friends with a girl who packaged her shit rlly cute like this. She brought some medicine and snacks to my friend who was holding for me when she was sick. Best plug in my town fr


MyRoyalWings

say thank you and keep it pushing. XD


psychologyFanatic

blow em a kiss


trentypooh1

Same thing I always do. Smoke it.


StabbyMcStabsauce

Squeal happily before bounding away to burn a fresh one.


realityZ234

Dap em up and lowkey keep the bags cause they cute 😂


bananasoymilk

That would be me as a plug, lol. I love cute shit like that


NoCoach5222

Ask her back for more!! This is soooo cute I use to do this back in the day when I didn't have bags I would use what I got when I would order ears from sellers on etsy! They always came with extra gifts in little bags like these! I love that someone is most likely just buying these to sell the flower in!


Fearless-Ad5586

Im the someone who most likely bought them to sell flower in 🫣


NoCoach5222

KAWAIIIIIIII!! I FUCKING LOVE THAT!! AAAHHH!!! ![gif](giphy|PR3wumHIdsBhu)


ShanosTheRadTitan

Smoking that kawaii pack of course 🤙🏾


alisaurs

getting haiiiiii :3


ParanoicReddit

Save his number, buy again


Monster_Molly

Being super excited 😊 how cute


blazethebunny

Smoking


Tolongforathrowawaya

I'm going to bake them muffins.


OtakuMusician

Making sure they stay my plug for as long as I can


k80shonuff

Getting high af with my inner child


EducationalGood7975

Break out my fruity rolling papers! 🍒🍓🍇🍎🍉🍑🍊🍋


shavedaffer

Live Laugh Love my way to the bong


Comfortable_Yak_7539

Thank her


Fearless-Ad5586

Herrr? ☹️ I’m a guy and made this but makes sense


SnoopCat772

even better


Nell_mayy

Mine gave me 28G wrapped in pink wrapping paper recently. So that was sweet lol


airsoft04

Plug making me feel cute ☺️


woodybob01

I'm elated. Clearly put a lot of care into it. Gotta be good shi


Tricky-Search6236

Kissing them on the mouth


StanMishoe

Smoke up Johnnie!!!


[deleted]

I’d smoke that 😂


hopeless-hobo

Giving her a hug because she gets me


Psychologicalei

LMAO MY GUY GAVE ME MIND IN A MY MELODY BAGGIEEEEE


dyejob

Dap her up because clearly the plug is a bad bitch and she knows what I like! 💅


Aggressive-Brother-4

What matters is what’s inside.


Fearless-Ad5586

Some straight gas


Derpy_Guardian

Thanking them and smoking it? I'm just happy to get it in a proper, resealable bag.


[deleted]

Suddenly I have fallen to my knees, and what happens next is up to god himself


tenderlittlenipples

Calling him a cutie pie and asking him to give me his bestest UWU ...


thrashboi

🎀🎀🎀


Low_One3533

Ask them to join the sesh


princesscoley

Keeping those bags for ever lol


zombie_overlord

Saying thank you and paying them.


MiseOnlyMise

Colour me stupid but what's a plug? I'm thinking dealer but can't workout the plug bit.


pinkemo6

Baking it into cinnamon rolls


[deleted]

I’d literally save it


deadgalblues

Become a regular


JaiLSell

Smoking it then I’ll give them rainbow gumdrops and lollipops


MewOfDoom

Would have a happy little wiggle and feel extra sparkly ✨💜 because that is just too darn cute 


ZayNine

My favorite plug ever used to give you your product in bags like these and would also give you a small gluten-free treat as well with every purchase. Excellent service.


MangOrion2

Saying thank you. [7]


TheCheenisDerp7X

Plug gave me a lightning McQueen baggy back in the day


MeenahMina

Keeping them on speed dial!! Way better than these plugs giving me gas in flimsy ass sandwich bags 😂


Opalesnt7-7

Buying them a Sanrio snack box


_FreddieLovesDelilah

![gif](giphy|hmDKEVDxaWn2U)


Mama_foxie

Keep going back so I can collect those bags omg


puppy_teeth

smoking that shit while kicking my feet and giggling


Feeling-Policy-8994

Dap him up


ChampionInformal2066

Smoking tf outta it fr


Clubs5404

Keep the bags lol


WildOnlyChild

Gotta give them a lil kiss on the forehead


Jeff_Afterhours

Hit him with the “uWu”


MowelShagger

smoking it


aviddonkeykongplYer

Asking what are we


Donotpretendtoknowme

Is he from Taiwan?


sadolan

Call em a cutie patootie


hopefoolness

ask her does she want to be besties?


dumbidiotbxtch

kissing them on the mouth


Galaxybuzz

Hug him


Crackheadwithabrain

Well... we smoking, no???


9mitsumitsu9

Forever going back to


kateykmck

You send that homie goodnight and good morning texts signed off with “xoxo” every day.


rrodrick386

proposing


ovoKOS7

Smoke it?


sourappleicee

Cry happy tears!! They’re so adorable.


cactusjuic3

kiss them on the mouth


BBBilly716

Normally an exchange of goods is followed by an exchange of money.


Flylikegoku

Hitting him with the "Ara Ara"


BaccaratMaster8

Weigh it oob sus


fangin88

Slonking their shit silly style


underdues3

Catching Zzzs for sure! 😂😂


winrus2016

Smokin the cutest shit ever clearly


nahnikkafukkyou

I would be surprised because I thought weed was illegal in Japan.


JGXJM

Asking him to bring me bubblegum kush in that kinda packaging


drgerard316

Say thank you


Old-Pineapple3735

Is some granny out here slinging 🤣


pupoksestra

they're my plug for life


herbalgenie

Ask how much he is overcharging you to afford those bags lol


maryj9210

I UwU


rabidbabybunni

Making a new bestie FOR SURE.


GibMirMeinAlltagstod

They definitely getting a kiss on the forehead


Coyne

Dapping him up and saying thanks G


Chillout2010

Is it Easter and are we friends?


MysteryBat321

New best friend


upvotegoblin

Smokin that shit


MLGPro88

Rolling it up in my strawberry rolling papers so I can feel like strawberry shortcake smokin a doob


Mundane_Vacation_896

making out with them aggressively. we'll see where it goes


s73v3m4nn

You say "aww, thank you", you ingrate.


Cornonthecobbbbbb

My plug gave me Frozen (as in the Disney money) bags. They had Anna and Elsa on ts😂


croneofthecosmos

Omg I wish!!! I love this packaging 😭


beaudebonair

Assume it's just imported bud from Tokyo.


FormerGift8482

marriage proposal


Melodic-Count-3621

if only my man would let me do this


jaydbuccs

tuck him into bed and give bro a goodnight kiss


tiggaaaaah

Offer him some cookies and talk about his favorite ROM com. Might get a discount.


icedcoffeeheadass

Saying “teeeheeee” and scurrying away like a little girl


zcewaunt

Tell them how adorable the bags are.


Emmyowo

Smooch on the forehead and ask if they wanna join my smokesesh


An-Unorthodox-Email

“Sharing is caring, go smoke somethin pretty, you earned it .”


StonerinDeepSpace

Smoke it


ItsGr3n

Lil buisness peck


LetsGoHome

Flirt. Get him pregnant.