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SomePurpleRandom

"bro clean your fuckin tray"


Refun712

I ain’t your bro guy!


speredzn

I ain't your guy, buddy.


rickbeats

I ain’t your buddy, pal!


captainchaos283

I’m not your pal, guy!


jcargile242

I’m not your guy, friend!


Acceptable_Durian912

You could be tho 👉👈


Refun712

we tip touchin’ in here?


sitonmyface69-69

Sword fight!


ResistRacism

8====D C====8


Savage_Mindset

I’m not your friend, dude!


hashslingingdabber-

Im not your dude, stupid ass!


Theoneoddish380

I'm not your stupid ass, spooge mc duck


FluSH31

I’m not your friend, mate!


Thy_Vain_Delight

I ain't your friend, pal.


Spare_Honey5488

Buy em a new one for Christmas.


TxD337

So he can destroy it? Fuggem


Spare_Honey5488

I just figured it would be a lot less work than making the one OP posted spotless.


TxD337

True. You are thoughtful. I'm just being cynical


blue_no_red_ahhhhhhh

Straight up tell him.


Kerowac

No narcs, good bot


blue_no_red_ahhhhhhh

Not a doctor. Nor a bot.


masnaer

But I get nervous around my own fwiends 🥺👉👈


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Th3BearMinimum

If you vomit on it, like this image makes me feel like doing, he'll have no choice but to clean it


glossingoverfellatio

at this point he’d just leave it


fope_as_duck

You like smooth or chunky joints?


Wrath7heFurious

YES!


Theoneoddish380

Maybe?


BroccoliBoyyo

It would probably be cleaner


trALErun

I like this one. Maybe 2nd best option would be to clean it for them in stripes. So like just clean every other inch. Then the friend sees how clean it could be but still has to deal with a dirty tray.


gwh21

At this point it might be an improvement…Jesus christ


10takeWonder

a little stomach acid might remove some resin 🤣


ThatNegro98

I've never seen such an abused rolling tray


-Manbearp1g-

For a second I thought this is a post from r/pcmasterrace where somebody is showing off their fried processor


BBLove420

I thought I was on r/shrooms where someone is asking if this is contaminated


ThatNegro98

Ahahahaha, brilliant that It's really not far off


Iamwomper

I would throw that away and not tell them


puffpuffpout

Three days before Christmas, reckon I know the perfect present for OPs friend!


phezhead

You say "clean your rolling tray" or "do you want me to show you how to clean this?"


SelfdoubtFilledHuman

THIS !! Maybe they don’t know how or don’t have an effective product. Recently went to my friends’ with my 99% ISO cause they didn’t have any and I sneakily cleaned their trays for them. I was happy, they were overjoyed, and the sesh was fire.


ACatInACloak

Shame. Shame is a powerful tool. One of my friends used to be a really dirty stoner and I would shame her for not cleaning her bong and not replacing the yellow water inside it. Now she cleans it at least ever time I come over. Shame is powerful, use it for good


JFKBraincells

I'd say "yo watch this" and clean the shit and say "see how quick that was?" "And now you got a nice clean surface" good vibes


ACatInACloak

The problem is with people who are really bad. They get this idea that its a lot of work, because in their case it is. I do regular washes so it only takes a few minutes with iso, or less if im just using hot water and not truly cleaning. I had to help one of my friends scrub for close to an hour to remove the 1/4" thick layer of built up resin. Ended up going through an entire bottle of iso and ruining some old rags by the end. There's a saying my mom uses a lot that can apply here: "an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure" The longer you go without cleaning the more work its going to take


mikewirkijowski

Its exactly like with shaving pubes. Takes 2 min if you do it regularly. Its a whole fucking adventure if you’ve let them grow too long. >!I wish i came up with a different analogy but i didnt!<


ipeedinurwater

do not do this to ur mentally ill friends! u will end up attending a funeral


ACatInACloak

Shame is powerful. And with great power comes great responsibility


__Dystopian__

Bruh...clean your fucking rolling tray! It looks like a goddamned oil spill! If the U.S. gets wind of this, you're gonna have federal agents raiding your house claiming you have WMDs


chumlee1313

Roll all of the ash and resin into a joint and make your friend smoke it


ThaOGdrums

I am dry rn and looking at this picture makes me want to do exactly that


chumlee1313

I do and don’t miss the days of scraping together all the resi out of every piece we had laying around and smoking chunks that would burn for an hour in times of need. I would volunteer to clean any of my friends pipes just to stockpile for desperate times lol


XelaXanson

When I was 13-14 I used to take my dads pipe and scrape all the resin. The thought of doing that now almost makes me gag lol. Could never be that desperate for weed anymore


tipzy22

Same. I told my 24yo son about having to do this and he thought I was kidding — then he thought I was disgusting lol pampered little shit has had nothing but dro and dabs his entire smoking career.


XelaXanson

This. This is the best idea I’ve seen yet lmfao. Once those nasty res balls cost his taste buds it’s game over lol


ExtensionTie7662

Buy a new one for the sesh and tell him to keep this one clean lmao


Ok_Kaleidoscope_2471

I got them this one lol


SquishedGremlin

Then your best option is vomit on it.


Wrath7heFurious

Are you sure? Because lighting it on fire is an option.


sneakywill

Tell them they're disrespecting your gift and if they don't clean it you'll be forced to make and serve everyone sandwiches on the tray


JanP2008

Get the same again and swap secretly 😄


No_Record532

This is the way


doorknoblol

Another example of someone I would not smoke with


SacKing13

They roll on this? And scrape all their resin off on it as well 🤢


lingering_POO

Lol yeah.. only positive: doesn’t have to lick the paper to seal it. It’s already sticky as fuck.


viperperson

Damn so much weed being wasted on that tray


texaspoontappa93

I know right? If it weren’t disgusting you could scrape up all the loose weed like a normal person


Bomber42069710

Throw the tray and the friend in the trash.


brighty420

Yup the both of them.


feckineejit

Throw that baby out with that bathwater


FerretGenie

Place a napkin in the tray.


FerretGenie

Wait staff will appear.


Federaho

how do you even use something like this


Psyconutz

Lol don't clean it for them, they will be pissed you wasted their backup stash 😅


nite_skye_

Make it magically disappear and gift the friend a new fancy tray. Maybe they wouldn’t abuse the new one. Or maybe just gift them a new one and let them use this as their ashtray


Ok_Kaleidoscope_2471

I think I gave them this one because I got it for free


[deleted]

Gift them one for the holidays, tell them to keep it clean and throw that trash tray out.


No_Hovercraft8239

What tf is he rolling? Chernobyl gas?


CAT_WILL_MEOW

Is he putting his ashes on the tray???? Why the fuck does he want ash mixed into his joint or blunt


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just casually dump as cup of ISO direct on it.


RastaFH

Is he using it as an ash tray also? Jesus fuck, mine gets emptied weekly, only ever has weed, hash and tobacco near it, that all gets rolled up and smoked at the end of the week


JulianAnonymous

I used to have a friend who would use his tray as an everything trey similar to this. Then would continue to roll blunts with the "weed" that was mixed with ashes and other general bullshit from the Trey. Dude was a really good friend for a long time, I always hated smoking anything he brought around.


Abadatha

I use mine as an ash tray too, but only after I used it to roll up, and it gets emptied before it gets ashed into, and then dumped into the trash after.


RastaFH

Damn that's shitty, I'm pretty strict with what goes near my tray, within reason of course, can't stop every little thing


JulianAnonymous

True but this guy just didn't care, my wife bought a new tray she loves and first time dude comes over after we got it he put a blunt out on it. Luckily the spot wiped off but it looked like it burnt the graphic at first. Just like don't use your tray for anything but weed it's not that hard.


pikobellobv

Mine is always full of doghair so i can always throwaway the leftover.


RastaFH

That's understandable, my dog is starting to make my whole house the same so I may need to stop at some point also


No_Record532

Get a lid for your tray mine has a flat magnetic lid and it keeps the pet hair at bay


RastaFH

That's actually big brain, a second tray upside down on top with magnets you say...


heavypanties

I would refuse to smoke anything rolled on that 🤢


Wimbleton93

“Clean yer tray, ya filthy animal”


Liathano_Fire

Did you try speaking the words "clean your tray" in a language they understand?


TxD337

Damn I thought mine was bad but I wash and scrub mine with alcohol at least once every 2 months


sassydegrassii

Just ask if you can do it


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bitchy-sprite

Buy them a new one for Christmas and throw the old one out. Tell them this is an opportunity to develop new and better habits.


MassManiak45

Get them a Rolling tray for Christmas.


GeneralAnywhere

Like in another language? Otherwise “clean your rolling tray” might help.


Few-Community-6519

Maybe just buy him a new fucking tray. Some men are lost causes. Best $9 you’ll ever spend.


[deleted]

Abandon that thought. Throw away start again. Merry Christmas nasty her u a new tray


notnotpegbundy

I can smell this picture.


Dadtallica

What the fuck does your toilet look like?


[deleted]

that’s rancid


elitegenoside

Nah, they're a punk band from Cali. This is a disgusting rolling tray.


FlexSmash

Okay but I read it as “rotting tray” the first time lol depending on the friend, I’d just clean it for them.


King-Brisingr

Give them a new one, sneakily replace that one. Clean the old one and bring it back. They really should be more concerned for their health. I've smoked roaches but this is just asking to burn ash and taste nasty.


yuforik

You just get them a new one


TheGrizzly5247

Newbie question: What's a rolling tray exactly?


dylan1950

Basically like when you use a magazine or a paper plate to roll a joint over but it’s shaped like a tray and reusable


TheGrizzly5247

Ah I see, thx. User flair is very fitting by the way


rasing1337

Throw it away and get him a new one that's disgusting


da2099

Jesus H Crist! What's that? What the fuck is that!? (please, read with Sargent Hartman's voice)


UghIHateMakingNames

I did without even needing your prompt


Horrible_Troll

God I thought my friends had a gross one… this is so fucking foul. The resin on the sides 🤮


Tohn13

Buy him a new one for Christmas


Kerowac

Buy him a new one for the holidays


MissNepgear

Just gift them a new one for Christmas at this point that tray is nasty.


plasma_dan

Just dump it when they're not looking and wipe it down with a spray cleaner. You're welcome.


805_Succulent

you say "dude, clean your rolling tray - that's gross" Why do we have problems telling people the truth? Who cares if you hurt their feelings, you're dong them a favour.


YoungHeartOldSoul

Is it a rolling tray if it's an ash tray?


Alternative-Baker-76

You could clean it for them because it’s the holidays and that would be kind


xCelestial

It's....it's not *BOTH.* It's either an ashtray or a rolling tray??? Just tell him your threw it out, after you do, this bothers the itch in my brain.


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make sure he’s out of weed for a few days. that’ll clear up quick.


deathbydiy

Show them this post


Zang1996

Gift him a bottle of isopropyl for Christmas


L1qwid

Damn, look him in the eye and place a bottle of rubbing alcohol next to him, tell him this will make cleaning his tray a joke. I cleaned mine with some hot water and an old sponge last night, but I only had some crusted kief layered in dust and other stuff no resin smeared :o


SkeksoUrsu

I’m not understanding why his rolling tray is any of your business.


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Is that the tray or the lid to the tray?


OkieBuds

Throw it out for him & buy him a new one. But I’d be careful who you call friend


SaucyDragon04

Dude... clean that shit yo. Thats so fuckin schnasty. Or somethin like that


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I just don't smoke with other people for the most part. But if they had a tray like that...hell no. I don't really even like to share a joint because I'm paranoid about germs. No judgement on what other people like. I just have to smoke weed in a ritualistic way in a clean and comfortable place.


djzaatar

clean it for them :)


emilysn0w

Mind your business, let your friend do what they want and clean your own tray.


RealKingTho

Wtf you smoking. Tar?


Guillotine_Fingers

Spill soda on it and clean it so it doesn’t “get sticky”


Timmaaa_xD

Accidentally pour in some dish soap lol


MrStrongvoice

Just throw it out on them. If they are seriously attached to that thing, I don't think you should be too attached to them. They'll understand if you just toss it. It looks like garbage anyways.


ThrobbingJoythicc

Throw it away


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Toss it


StrengthMedium

Go find a hard dog turd and put it on there.


kmucerino15

You throw it away !


beavertonaintsobad

Jesus....


gidgetsflow

You buy them a new clean rolling tray and tell them to keep it that way. Shits gross


purplenugz

Wtf, a tray is so cheap. It's time to buy a new one.


sAmSmanS

what on earth


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that1persondancing

Rolling tray <> ash tray


yaMomzBoyfriend

I don’t understand why people aren’t clean while they are around things being ingested. Imagine they ass crack.


greenoaktree106

Throw that shit out buy a new one explain you mistook it for garbage when cleaning but replaced it with a new tray


psychotic11ama

Just be like dog this shit is vile it’s gotta go. It’s too bas there’s black sludge all over, it looks like there’s a whole nug worth of crumbs there lol


Apprehensive_Rip_619

“You should prob clean your rolling tray” 🤷‍♂️


esku75

💀


OGDA2313-

This guy most definitely does not wash his hands after the bathroom…. Find a new friend….


RastaFH

But what if I don't get pee on them?


davidk3i

"What the Heeell aww mah gaawd"


OkEconomist1752

jesus


Centaurious

Damn this looks as bad as my ash tray which is pretty nasty on it’s own lol


Chris_Nic

Bruh df is that


DeckOClubs

Never had a friend I couldn't just be like "Hey man you need to clean this nasty ass shit." Try that.


1982000

Sound out the vowels.


AceyFacee

You're not convincing them


Ophiuchi55

Breaking the habit.


Atillion

19 year old broke me would have done that. 43 year old disposable income me, not so much lol..


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"hey man, you gonna roll that up or should I?"


blankymcblankface

I would simply just look at it infront of him and throw up. The message will get across


[deleted]

That is rucking disrespectful to any decent weed. I wouldn't roll on that tray. New trays are $8!


grannyhellyeah

with your words like a big kid


NotThatHip

Don't. Just spill soap and water on it "by accident".


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It’s literally so easy to clean these, just dump that shit in the trash


Watermelon_Flannel7

Just say this “Imma be real with you Chief, and we go WAY BACK. This tray in its current condition is not acceptable for quality smoking.”


madatthings

Brother get an ash tray and put that on there


ATXKLIPHURD

Squirt a bunch of soap on it and say “here, I started cleaning it. You finish”


unholyparagon

Just get em a new one on the condition they don't use it as an ashtray


ToastyBread13

Just toss that shit out dawg


TX_B_caapi

Two options: 1) clean it yourself. If you use it then you should help keep it clean. If it bothers you then just doing it certainly seems like a good option unless it’s going to cause issues with your friend. 2) it isn’t yours so you don’t get to care how they treat it.


carpetbowl

Buy them a clean tray and tell them this one is now a catch tray...not for ash, but also not for fresh weed.


gamingkiller829

Ngl at that point I would clean it FOR him


Master_Bruce

I say make fun of them about it. Always works.


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Tell your friend to stop being a dead beat and clean their shit.


[deleted]

I use the same paper plate and it stays cleaner than this lol what is your friend doing


blaire4

Just leave a bottle of iso next to it lmao


HashSmokinSlashar

"Bro throw your fucking tray away that shits nasty"


StickySativa

clean it up and roll all that in a blunt


Taylor_Spliff_13

When your homies shit is nasty, clean it yourself and then give em a hard time about it. It takes like 1 min, be a good role model.


J03130

"clean your tray. This is fucking gross"


60swannabe

Clean it yourself and say Dude I cleaned your rolling tray. Easy Peasy.


canyounot124

Just get your own


pitb0ss343

Throw it at him /s but seriously tell him “wtf you leaving an entire 10 bowls on the tray for? Clean this shit up”


EstaLisa

by shaming them on here? this is vile and disgusting and i‘d prefer to rather roll on the table or in my palm than on this tray.


[deleted]

Clean it? Dude just get a new one at that point that’s foul as fuck


[deleted]

Buy them a new one


GUNTHVGK

Bruh how


sighfun

That is fucking disgusting.


mindwarp3d

Throw that sloppy shit in the trash. Message delivered!


n3wernam3

"Holy shit bro clean your tray"


HessLook

Buy new ones and hand them out


the_blowhole

That looks like bong resin on the sides. There’s gotta be a better way?


QuackAttackShack

Buy them an ashtray and a poker for Christmas