Don't walk in if I'm at the good part of the song. It's embarrassing to admit I'm shadow boxing an army of undead robots in the dark wearing nothing but my briefs. Throws off my groove.
"Don't interrupt me I'm imagining the part of the OC animatic where the super important plot thing happens"
"You're not even holding your phone tho????"
"Yeah I'm just imagining it you think I'll actually animate that shit?"
Sorry, every time I go sweep I have to act out the elaborate animatic (and cry during the Emotional Plot Beat) so it usually takes an hour more than it should; and let's not even get started on washing the floor!
Sometimes I walk in on my partner in the kitchen playing a song and acting out the animatic in his head while waiting for water to boil. And sometimes he hears me singing and acting along to my own animatic in my head while I'm microwaving a freezer meal. I wonder if he's as endeared to me as I am to him.
man i wish that was my family, my grandpa used to make fun of me daily for singing out loud while doing chores and my mom found it weird that sometimes with some songs i couldn't help but dance a little along. had to keep it all to myself until i found my partner who enjoys singing along to the same kinda songs :(
Hey, I couldn't do that kind of stuff freely until I moved out to live with my partner. I'm glad that, at least from how I'm reading, you're able to do it now or with someone you trust. You deserve to be able to enjoy that kind of thing, especially in a space that's supposed to be home.
My mom told me about a spillway that they have out at their pond and how it is just a giant metal door that raises up to let water out. She didn't understand why I got so excited about the thought of cranking a big metal horizontal wheel to move a big metal door.
Got me all fired up just thinking about it.
Okay so you’ll like this then - in our math modeling class one of the final projects is to model a damn. Like power output, water level, do the citizens have enough to drink?, etc. One of the parts was to add a spillway for control and model the effects of opening it at certain water levels to keep things stable.
For my fifth wedding anniversary instead of a big party my wife and I did redo bachelor and bachelorette parties. My wife went out to the club with her friends. I took my friends out into the woods to build rock cairns. People were sceptical at first. But I knew of a slope with tons of loose flat rocks that are perfect for stacking. We got to it and everyone had a blast making rock piles.
When my ex was with her previous partner she told me she walked in on him under the kitchen table making strange noises. Confused she asked him what he was doing. He said he was playing dinosaur under the table.
One time a girl asked me why my arms tensed up and relaxed in weird ways right before I went to sleep one night and I didn’t have the heart to tell her I was having a lightsaber fight in my mind
Cut to earlier that day when he and his buddy are arguing because his buddy said he couldn't be a pirate, because the ropes are huge and he wasn't strong enough to pull on them.
Guy in his head as he's tensing: I can pull a fucking rope.....ya dick.
what? you don't randomly imagine interacting with or using objects and tools that are nowhere near you and perhaps never have been? what kind of weirdo are you?
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I get it, sometimes you gotta check
Like, if im sitting there thinking about flipping a shovel full of dirt over my shoulder, I might flex my chest muscles and forearms
Just depends on what your pondering at the moment
Don't walk in if I'm at the good part of the song. It's embarrassing to admit I'm shadow boxing an army of undead robots in the dark wearing nothing but my briefs. Throws off my groove.
How do they.... If the robot's battery went to zero and someone recharged it, does that make the robot undead?
its robots without the batteries duh
https://warhammer40k.fandom.com/wiki/Necrons
It’s undead that are undead because they are robots i.e. Cyborg Zombies
"Don't interrupt me I'm imagining the part of the OC animatic where the super important plot thing happens" "You're not even holding your phone tho????" "Yeah I'm just imagining it you think I'll actually animate that shit?"
if you're going to insist on living in my head, would it kill you to vacuum once in a while?
Sorry, every time I go sweep I have to act out the elaborate animatic (and cry during the Emotional Plot Beat) so it usually takes an hour more than it should; and let's not even get started on washing the floor!
Understandable the new roomba should be getting here soon anyway, hopefully this one stays away from the memory hole
Yeah just gotta keep the intrusive thoughts out of the way, don't want them to get stuck on the filter
I should reqlly get around to calling that exterminator If I wait any longer they might get squatters rights
For me it's my Ace Combat tribute where I'm mentally flying in and blowing enemy planes out of the sky saying shit like "I got tone, Fox-2"
“I’m sorry, but you’ve thrown off the Emperor’s groove.”
"I'M SORRYYYYYYYY...."
r/suddenlytf2
I mean yes I was thinking of MvM, but what gave it away?
Naked men fisting robots is peak tf2 wym?
What didn't give it away?
You may call upon my hammer and boxers as I fight armies of undead unicorns.
Sometimes I walk in on my partner in the kitchen playing a song and acting out the animatic in his head while waiting for water to boil. And sometimes he hears me singing and acting along to my own animatic in my head while I'm microwaving a freezer meal. I wonder if he's as endeared to me as I am to him.
Yes. I guarantee you that the answer is yes.
I love your username
man i wish that was my family, my grandpa used to make fun of me daily for singing out loud while doing chores and my mom found it weird that sometimes with some songs i couldn't help but dance a little along. had to keep it all to myself until i found my partner who enjoys singing along to the same kinda songs :(
Hey, I couldn't do that kind of stuff freely until I moved out to live with my partner. I'm glad that, at least from how I'm reading, you're able to do it now or with someone you trust. You deserve to be able to enjoy that kind of thing, especially in a space that's supposed to be home.
Oh fuck I had to make sure this wasn't my wife's account because I know she sees me doing dumb shit while food cooks or water boils.
My mom told me about a spillway that they have out at their pond and how it is just a giant metal door that raises up to let water out. She didn't understand why I got so excited about the thought of cranking a big metal horizontal wheel to move a big metal door. Got me all fired up just thinking about it.
Okay so you’ll like this then - in our math modeling class one of the final projects is to model a damn. Like power output, water level, do the citizens have enough to drink?, etc. One of the parts was to add a spillway for control and model the effects of opening it at certain water levels to keep things stable.
For my fifth wedding anniversary instead of a big party my wife and I did redo bachelor and bachelorette parties. My wife went out to the club with her friends. I took my friends out into the woods to build rock cairns. People were sceptical at first. But I knew of a slope with tons of loose flat rocks that are perfect for stacking. We got to it and everyone had a blast making rock piles.
happy cake day and anniversary. rock stacking sounds awesome :D
Shinji, crank that soulja boy
r/justguysbeingdudes
When my ex was with her previous partner she told me she walked in on him under the kitchen table making strange noises. Confused she asked him what he was doing. He said he was playing dinosaur under the table.
times like this that i love liking boys
Men <3 <3
I love boys 🤗 I wish boys loved me😞
I'm sure you will find your own boy :3 don't lose hope
We've all got somebody that loves us, and that somebody is me. I love you.
The moments are few and far between but they are powerful, powerful enough to keep me addicted to boys anyway lmao
Me on my sunday morning stroll powerwalking to the cafè while listening to Doom Eternal soundtrack and fighting demons in my mind.
Oh, I’m not the only one who does that. Good.
Rip and tear until it is done ...or time for coffee and a donut
One time a girl asked me why my arms tensed up and relaxed in weird ways right before I went to sleep one night and I didn’t have the heart to tell her I was having a lightsaber fight in my mind
Man, imagine how nice it'd be to have someone to cuddle.
the masculine urge to pull big rope
It's very real. Brb gonna see if there's a big rope I can pull
Nothing compared to when you "take a swing" at someone in your daydream. My whole body jumps unconsciously.
I have accidentally kicked/punched my gf in my sleep far too many times from trying to kick a football or shoot a basketball...
I hate that this is something I’d do
Why hate it? it's endearing be weird, coward
Ok
Cut to earlier that day when he and his buddy are arguing because his buddy said he couldn't be a pirate, because the ropes are huge and he wasn't strong enough to pull on them. Guy in his head as he's tensing: I can pull a fucking rope.....ya dick.
Ah, it would seem I have found what I'm not doing. Clearly, this must be the missing piece.
Guy was cuddling Apollo
Me doing the breath thing watching someone else lift weights.
I love men, the goofball gender ♥️
Sounds pretty not bad. I get night terrors that my Gf has to deal with sometimes.
My gosh I would not be able to contain my smiling
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Baki
Average Guy Moment (AGM) Guys think about this sorta thing all the time.
I get it, sometimes you gotta check Like, if im sitting there thinking about flipping a shovel full of dirt over my shoulder, I might flex my chest muscles and forearms Just depends on what your pondering at the moment