It’s the berries and cream haircut. A dark alchemist in the 16th century crafted those locks to produce unspeakable horror in the minds of all who gazed upon it
Meanwhile Gale about to tell you about his orb: "I'm going to tell you something I've told no one else, besides my cat."
Tav at the party later: "oh so you like to curl up and read books with your cat? That sounds nice."
Gale: "Excccuuuse me?!?!?!? She is NOT A CAT!"
Both unique qualities of mustard that can be emphasized depending on how it is prepared.
Either way it all comes back to mustard being the uber-condiment.
speaking as a mustard hater, whole grain mustard actually kicks ass. apparently this is a fairly common take too.
raw dog and whole hog that eye of newt.
I think it just forbids you from using eye of newt (be it for spell or sandwich). Like, getting rid of the pageboy doesn't rid the world of all pageboys.
But if I get rid of the page boy who will fetch me the ancient scroll? I'm not walking down the tower steps every time! Who else will I blame when the potions boils over? Who will stir the couldron while I focus on the mystical chanting?
Eye of newt can be substituted for the blood of a sparrow mixed with vinegar for 5 minutes. Which is no trouble if you make the pageboy do it.
There’s nothing your page boy can do that can’t also be done by a Wretched Homunculus, and substituting a Dilution of Sparrow’s Blood for Eye of Newt completely throws off the flavor profile.
While I’ll concede that Wretched Homunculi aren’t known for their dexterous footwork or upbeat demeanor, I argue that their seraphic singing voices more than make up for the aforementioned shortcomings.
It’s common fact that there’s two ways to learn why magic is forbidden; from the warnings, or from the consequences.
You’ve been warned, either take heed from me or from thy own undoing.
My friend, it didn't say it was a child?
"It is clearly an image of a child"
It is set in a fantasy which uses an example for that. IT IS A MAKE-BELIEVE SCENARIO. I bet they if they can find a more mature image on that example they would have used it
IT DIDNT SAY "MAKE-BELIEVE THAT THE PAGEBOY IS A CHILD"
Do you perhaps not understand that it is wizardshitposting?
Why are you relating a shitpost about wizards with pedo shit?
Pageboys are always children, sexualising them is just wrong. I don’t care if it’s apart of some ‘wizardshitposting’ or whatever fantasy world it’s apart of, making a joke clearly sexualising children is wrong on all accounts.
I get that sexualizing children is really fucked up and wrong but that's your problem that you can't separate fantasy from reality. Why not take a real problem and bring it on fantasy and let's see if that works.
And again let me say this clearly "IT DIDNT SAY 'MAKE-BELIEVE THAT THE PAGEBOY IS A CHILD'"
My friend we are talking about twinks, why would you associate them with kids? Maybe you think that all twinks are children for you to associate them.
WHAT PART OF THE JOKE YOU DONT UNDERSTAND THAT I AM ADDRESS THE "TWINK OBLITERATED" MEME AND NOT THE PAGEBOY?
ARE YOU DUMB? OR YOU JUST WANT THE "MORAL HIGH GROUND" SO YOU CAN WIN AN ARGUMENT ON INTERNET ON A CRUSADE ON MAKING RIGHTEOUS ACTS ON A POST ABOUT A POST ASKING WHAT WIZARD WOULD RATHER LOSE? IT IS ABOUT A WIZARDS!
### IT'S
## ABOUT
# WIZARDSHITPOST
Go somewhere else where your righteous acts are not misplaced
Oh, it’s just ‘make-believe’? Well that’s fine then, comments sexualising children are hilarious as long as they’re just ‘shitposts’ and made in an abstract sense.
‘Nobody said it was a child!’ Don’t give me that - how old do you think the person in the image is?
I don't think most of the comments here know that that's supposed to be a child or what a pageboy even is. Your cause is right but your energy is wasted
Pageboys are literally always children and the picture is clearly one of a child even if you didn’t know what a pageboy was. Calling children ‘twinks’ is just as bad.
I know I’m just saying it doesn’t matter if they know what a pageboy is. Looking at an image of a child boy in any circumstance and joking about him being a ‘twink’ is not okay. I don’t think it’s an excuse for people to not know what a pageboy is.
Making a couple of comments where people might not realise what they’re actually doing is never wasted energy in my opinion.
Really, y’all are still using Eye of Newt? In 2024? Not only is the harvesting wildly unethical, you can get the same effect using a tincture of 2 parts spotted toadstool and 1 part mayfly extract, and for like a third of the cost! Witchin on a budget out here yo!
Acshuallyy 🤓☝️...
Eye of newt is just another name for mustard seeds, like thats it. Its not literal newt eyes, but just a condiment.
Most witch ingredients are just plants
-wool of bat= moss
-tongue of dog= houndstounge which is a poisonous
hairy plant
-lizard's leg- ivy
-scale of dragon- tarragon
-tooth of wolf- wolfsbane
On god on god fr, I remember when most aspirants only cared about forge and edge and would only use they/them/Ry'leth. Back in the day, you didn't seduce watchers, you stabbed them!
The ancient scroll is my important research subject, the blood magic is a valuable document and one of my favorite pastimes, eye of newt is a highly versatile ingredient in a slew of spells and arcane practices, without an orb I would lack so much capability you may as well suggest a computer scientist lose all of their computers, and the owl cat is my familiar and a result of one of my earlier experiments. The page boy was only ever the answer here, he was just an intern anyway
Only answer really
owl cats are cool
newts are fucking slippery
do you know how hard it is to get an ancient scroll?
blood magic is with the whole family
can't do my daily pondering without my orb
pageboys are expensive to maintain, bloody annoying, annoying bloody, and easy to replace
easy choice
well sure they are now, eye of newt from mustard seeds, and guardian's eyes from peacock's feathers, the recipes from old spells always get confused by the activities of the gods. But easy procurement is the greatest diluter of spells.
(That's actually really interesting, apparently herbalists used to call plants by old body parts, which is genuinely very interesting so thank you for pointing me in the direction of that information)
They're not even considering the blood rituals or sacrifices needed and how quickly it complicates when the township goes searching for their lost brats. Poor choice really.
I'm glad that I agree with whichever tumblr hive mind answered that poll
*witchever
To the brazen bull with you.
I support your red alert 2 obsession, you should get back into it
I would, but I must fulfill the will of Kane first. The work of the Messiah takes precedence.
Same, I just hated the fucker at first sight
It’s the berries and cream haircut. A dark alchemist in the 16th century crafted those locks to produce unspeakable horror in the minds of all who gazed upon it
The little lad who loves berries and cream lives rent-free in my head. Effective advertising I suppose?
Same.
I also agree, but they should be released back into the wild instead of incinerated.
Shame on the fools who chose to banish Owl Cat. Shame.
pipe down Gale and eat your magic boots
Excuse me??? She is NOT a cat >:(
Meanwhile Gale about to tell you about his orb: "I'm going to tell you something I've told no one else, besides my cat." Tav at the party later: "oh so you like to curl up and read books with your cat? That sounds nice." Gale: "Excccuuuse me?!?!?!? She is NOT A CAT!"
Maybe he was embarrassed now that she found him again and is feigning indignation.
[But babies hungry again](https://youtu.be/Orv0Yy-dXdg?si=0rq6Fhw4aVBVpNbt)
Was about to comment who voted for owlcat? Don't be shy, I just wanna talk.
They didn't say WHERE they go, so I figured I could steal the fluffy and keep them for myself.
You would have to pry Owl Cat out of my cold, dead hands as I'm feeding it more tuna and desperately trying to give it chin scritches
I move to banish the Owl Cat!
10 lashes of the blue whip!
If you get rid of eye of newt, are they just always blind now or is there just 1 less newt eye out there?
Eye of newt is an old timey word for mustard seed so getting rid of eye of newt would rob the world of mustard
NOOOOOOOOOO
finally
There is no hell hot enough for you, heretic.
better hot than spicy
Both unique qualities of mustard that can be emphasized depending on how it is prepared. Either way it all comes back to mustard being the uber-condiment.
A good mustard goes with everything. A bad mustard goes with hot dogs.
Mayo is king
Mayo is just throat lube.
At least it doesn't taste like it spoiled before it was bottled
speaking as a mustard hater, whole grain mustard actually kicks ass. apparently this is a fairly common take too. raw dog and whole hog that eye of newt.
TIL THANK YOU FOR KNOWLEDGE
Rob it faster
Damn I should've picked that then
Right? We need to file for an amendment to our votes. Which form was that again?
I think it just forbids you from using eye of newt (be it for spell or sandwich). Like, getting rid of the pageboy doesn't rid the world of all pageboys.
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he really thought some numbers could surpass the power of arcane magic 😂
Bro you can't say that when I'm on reddit to ignore differential equations
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That’s why we obliterated it
You didn’t obliterate the joke and use of the term did you? You kept the joke going.
But if I get rid of the page boy who will fetch me the ancient scroll? I'm not walking down the tower steps every time! Who else will I blame when the potions boils over? Who will stir the couldron while I focus on the mystical chanting? Eye of newt can be substituted for the blood of a sparrow mixed with vinegar for 5 minutes. Which is no trouble if you make the pageboy do it.
Finally, someone with some sense
There’s nothing your page boy can do that can’t also be done by a Wretched Homunculus, and substituting a Dilution of Sparrow’s Blood for Eye of Newt completely throws off the flavor profile.
A wretched homunculus cannot do a jig for me with the same grace and joie de vivre as my pageboy, now, can it?
While I’ll concede that Wretched Homunculi aren’t known for their dexterous footwork or upbeat demeanor, I argue that their seraphic singing voices more than make up for the aforementioned shortcomings.
Their singing is overrated, they just sound better cuz there’s usually a lot of them and everything sounds better in a choir.
Page girl
My brother in arcane arts, you will get my blood magic over my dead body
Yes thay tends to happen.
that's why I have blood magic
Blood begets blood, bruv. Ye’shan’t escape the cycle you perpetuate in this fashion, I fear, likest to thou striking a fire with a torch.
"Blood begets blood" yeah it's called a hemorrhaging spell
It’s common fact that there’s two ways to learn why magic is forbidden; from the warnings, or from the consequences. You’ve been warned, either take heed from me or from thy own undoing.
Topical typo
Yes they tend to harpoon.
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Nah, I think I'll use... The cylinder.
🪱 energy
I got my cylinder stuck in an M&M tube. Little did I know that the M&M tube was actually... The creature.
Cylinder-attached-to-a-larger-object guy 🪱
Kronk, [I want that Twink Obliterated.](https://www.reddit.com/r/tumblr/comments/12yqes8/moriendel_emperors_new_groove_yzma_i_want_that/)
Calling a pageboy a twink is pedo talk.
What are you on about?
You’re giving a picture of a child pageboy a homoerotic label, it’s disgusting.
My friend, it didn't say it was a child? "It is clearly an image of a child" It is set in a fantasy which uses an example for that. IT IS A MAKE-BELIEVE SCENARIO. I bet they if they can find a more mature image on that example they would have used it IT DIDNT SAY "MAKE-BELIEVE THAT THE PAGEBOY IS A CHILD" Do you perhaps not understand that it is wizardshitposting? Why are you relating a shitpost about wizards with pedo shit?
Pageboys are always children, sexualising them is just wrong. I don’t care if it’s apart of some ‘wizardshitposting’ or whatever fantasy world it’s apart of, making a joke clearly sexualising children is wrong on all accounts.
I get that sexualizing children is really fucked up and wrong but that's your problem that you can't separate fantasy from reality. Why not take a real problem and bring it on fantasy and let's see if that works. And again let me say this clearly "IT DIDNT SAY 'MAKE-BELIEVE THAT THE PAGEBOY IS A CHILD'" My friend we are talking about twinks, why would you associate them with kids? Maybe you think that all twinks are children for you to associate them.
What part of you calling a pageboy with a picture of a child a twink did you miss?
WHAT PART OF THE JOKE YOU DONT UNDERSTAND THAT I AM ADDRESS THE "TWINK OBLITERATED" MEME AND NOT THE PAGEBOY? ARE YOU DUMB? OR YOU JUST WANT THE "MORAL HIGH GROUND" SO YOU CAN WIN AN ARGUMENT ON INTERNET ON A CRUSADE ON MAKING RIGHTEOUS ACTS ON A POST ABOUT A POST ASKING WHAT WIZARD WOULD RATHER LOSE? IT IS ABOUT A WIZARDS! ### IT'S ## ABOUT # WIZARDSHITPOST Go somewhere else where your righteous acts are not misplaced
Yes both you and the post are using the same disgusting joke.
Oh, it’s just ‘make-believe’? Well that’s fine then, comments sexualising children are hilarious as long as they’re just ‘shitposts’ and made in an abstract sense. ‘Nobody said it was a child!’ Don’t give me that - how old do you think the person in the image is?
I don't think most of the comments here know that that's supposed to be a child or what a pageboy even is. Your cause is right but your energy is wasted
Pageboys are literally always children and the picture is clearly one of a child even if you didn’t know what a pageboy was. Calling children ‘twinks’ is just as bad.
you're saying things i already addressed in the comment. i'm not fighting you dude.
I know I’m just saying it doesn’t matter if they know what a pageboy is. Looking at an image of a child boy in any circumstance and joking about him being a ‘twink’ is not okay. I don’t think it’s an excuse for people to not know what a pageboy is. Making a couple of comments where people might not realise what they’re actually doing is never wasted energy in my opinion.
Really, y’all are still using Eye of Newt? In 2024? Not only is the harvesting wildly unethical, you can get the same effect using a tincture of 2 parts spotted toadstool and 1 part mayfly extract, and for like a third of the cost! Witchin on a budget out here yo!
Acshuallyy 🤓☝️... Eye of newt is just another name for mustard seeds, like thats it. Its not literal newt eyes, but just a condiment. Most witch ingredients are just plants -wool of bat= moss -tongue of dog= houndstounge which is a poisonous hairy plant -lizard's leg- ivy -scale of dragon- tarragon -tooth of wolf- wolfsbane
You telling me I’ve been shaving all these bats for NOTHING?!?
I mean not for nothing.... We love our sky rats absolutely *SMOOOOOTH*
Do I have to get rid of the whole pageboy or only his pageboy haircut?
He either quits and goes home, or is deconstructed at the atomic level. Hard to say.
#TWINK OBLITERATED
Ahh, Tuesdays.
All y’all been summoning succubi and it shows
well, what else am i supposed to summon
Certainly not the page boy. He's served his purpose.
What else- MF Have you ever heard of RAW PROPHETS?! VOICELESS DEAD?! Can't you just take the fucking HINT?! Your ass Is not walking the Mansus AGAIN.
These bitches in too much Grail.
On god on god fr, I remember when most aspirants only cared about forge and edge and would only use they/them/Ry'leth. Back in the day, you didn't seduce watchers, you stabbed them!
Obviously get rid of the page boy. How else am I going to get that blood magic to work?
Seriously who the fuck voted for owl cat. Get rid of yourself, owl cat is staying.
NOT THE PAGEBOY!!! get rid of eye of newt
the trick is eye of newt can easly be replaced once you rename your pageboy newt.
Only if he has access to mustard
Should post this to r/wizardposting lol
Be the change.
But I’m lazy
:(
Ugh finneeeeee XD
:D
***There can only be one***
Oh. Right. Pageboy... I already killed him on accident, so... Free body disposal.
Holy shit “twink obliterated” had me howling
The ancient scroll is my important research subject, the blood magic is a valuable document and one of my favorite pastimes, eye of newt is a highly versatile ingredient in a slew of spells and arcane practices, without an orb I would lack so much capability you may as well suggest a computer scientist lose all of their computers, and the owl cat is my familiar and a result of one of my earlier experiments. The page boy was only ever the answer here, he was just an intern anyway
Before sliding on to the second image I'd also picked the pageboy. This is fucked💀
Only answer really owl cats are cool newts are fucking slippery do you know how hard it is to get an ancient scroll? blood magic is with the whole family can't do my daily pondering without my orb pageboys are expensive to maintain, bloody annoying, annoying bloody, and easy to replace easy choice
Well luckily for you, you don't have to catch any newts for your spells! Eye of newt is just term for mustard seed!
well sure they are now, eye of newt from mustard seeds, and guardian's eyes from peacock's feathers, the recipes from old spells always get confused by the activities of the gods. But easy procurement is the greatest diluter of spells. (That's actually really interesting, apparently herbalists used to call plants by old body parts, which is genuinely very interesting so thank you for pointing me in the direction of that information)
Lol wut, but eye of newt's so common though. I feel like you all just wanted to kill that twink for other reasons
yeah you can say pageboy all you want until you gotta go fetch the other 5 things yourself
I didn’t even see the second pic at first and i knew it was pageboy.
Okay but is eye of newt just meant to be an ingredient? If so then I’ll keep the twink, I can live without an alchemical ingredient
Tell me you’ve never practiced alchemy without telling me you’ve never practiced alchemy
Have you never substituted ingredients before, or no
Substituting ingredients will completely change the flavor.
Why are you using a newt’s eye for flavor
Um, it’s called seasoning sweetie 🧙♂️💅
I have no idea what is happening.
r/wizardposting broke Containment.
If you sacrifice the pageboy then who will gouge your newts for you?
I use ethical newt substitutes nowadays. Some archaic ways are best left in the past.
Poor Androl
Even the eye of newt leering at pageboy judgingly.
r/wizardposting
Anything but the owl cat I want an owl cat
Y’all deleted Joan of arc and you’re laughing
Orb gang we up! Time to ponder....
Pageboy is just there for repeated nonfatal blood sacrifices anyway.
I can’t get rid of the pageboy it’s integral to my character design language at this point i’ve made like 5 fantasy pageboy ocs
The blood magic go. It hurts and it can't bring you a coffee.
Owl cat, I'm afraid you've got to go. Owl Cat: Fucking make me, primate.
And I was glad to vote for his obliteration
I mean, what is the page boy for if not to be gotten rid of when necessary?
They're not even considering the blood rituals or sacrifices needed and how quickly it complicates when the township goes searching for their lost brats. Poor choice really.
Isn't eye of newt just a fancy name for mustard seed?
I am once again asking for the source link
Such an obvious choice I’m surprised anyone needed a poll to discern this.
As a certified necromancer, I've never made anything as horrendous as owl cat and I would like a second banishment