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BobertTheConstructor

My favorite part was when Patrick Bateman said "it's Batin' time," then he Bated all over his victims.


Jackheffernon

I think that's a slightly different movie involving a pit and lotion


DravenPrime

I like how both of these references involve Jared Leto.


birberbarborbur

Bate or stupidity, call it


Schizozenic

But did he Master Bate all over his victims?


unlizenedrave

That may have happened in the book, honestly


Synoptic666

Read the book years ago, it absolutely does


Ikusaba696

this is just that "he didn't say that" meme from a while back


SirOne6112

The weird thing is, he absolutely would say that. He talks big game about being a heartless psycho, but really he just an egotist who kills people about it, and gets mad when people don't believe it's him.


Ikusaba696

Imma be honest I haven't watched that movie either, so I'll take your word for it


Pure-Drawer-2617

He’s a rich, attractive, incredibly boring, vapid and insubstantial man, who eventually goes mad and starts committing murders to feel something. He does a terrible job at hiding them, but because he’s so fucking BORING, when he confesses to the murders everyone just laughs at him and no one believes him.


valanlucansfw

I haven't watched the movie either. Apparently there's a hypothesis that he wasn't a killer at all and just wanted recognition.


AlfredDaButtler2

Which is a dumb theory. The entire point of the movie would be ruined if that was true. Patrick admits to murders and is super obvious about them, but nobody notices it because they're all so self-absorbed and can't even tell people apart, let alone realize Patrick is a murderer.


lord_braleigh

The ending is very intentionally ambiguous. I don’t think it’s dumb to believe something that the ending tries to convey.


redditonc3again

The movie also gets way more fantastical toward the end. There's a nice nod of the head when Bateman shoots at the cop cars and they immediately explode, and he looks at his gun in disbelief


Dunkaccino2000

Not to mention the ATM telling him to feed it a cat


guegoland

And the fact that If It was indeed true, the real estate agent didn't Just "not notice It". She got rid of the bodies and cleaned everything. I can understand the "It was real" angle, but for me It definitly didn't. He Will start doing It after the end, though.


dikkewezel

I really like the theory that the real estate agent came along, saw the bodies and made the sum that if this came out then she would lose commision, so she called a few people and cleaned it up, I mean what was in it for her if she reported the murder? it's a very: everyone is some measure of patrick bateman in the depicted society and the irony is that it robs bateman of his ultimate dream, he's not different from anybody else, he's not special


guegoland

It's a valid angle. The point that defines It for me though, is when he's runing away. He shoots at a police car and It explodes. He looks at the gun knowing It doesn't make Sense. There's another angle that I think about sometimes. He is the only one that feels that the World he lives doesn't make Sense. In a way, the real psychopaths are the people around him.


Stormwrath52

well yeah, but how am I supposed to get people to click on my screenrant article if I actually pay attention to the plot, themes, or in-story events of the media I theorize about? don't you know that every character is dead, in purgatory, in a dream, and they're dying in real life?


GrizzlamicBearrorism

In the book, he didn't kill anyone. In the movie, he did some of the murders, but not all of them.


daone1008

Does he? Patrick is way too obsessed with being liked and admired to boast about being a psycho. It's just that he can't help but be a heartless little shit, because he's incapable of relating to anyone. The only person he changed his mind about killing was his secretary, and it was mostly because she actually tried to connect with him


ghostuser689

In the book, his girlfriend says: “He’s the boy next door, aren’t you honey?” “No I’m not,” I whisper to myself. “I’m a fucking evil psychopath.”


im-not_gay

Didn’t he also stop himself from strangling the gay guy it’s been forever since I’ve watched it


daone1008

Yeah, good catch, made a mistake in my comment lol


LupinThe8th

He'd much rather lecture you about Whitney Houston though.


NutellaSquirrel

I mean, he definitely is also literally psychotic.


Fomod_Sama

My favorite part is when he went to return some videotapes


Evolution1738

It's a really great movie, it's just a bit of a tough watch. I recommend it 👍


iHasMagyk

You think it’s a tough watch? I’m gonna be honest American Psycho is my comfort movie. Feels like every scene has a whole bunch of funny and quotable lines. I don’t even mean this in a “I’m so demented and numb to pain” way, I legitimately think American Psycho is a hysterical comedy


pyriclastic_flow

I completely agree. >! the part where hes running around in the hallways naked with a chainsaw is just hilarious. And then he perfectly drops the chainsaw like 4 stories to hit someone running below him is just comedically ridiculous !<


samurai_for_hire

My favorite part was the business cards. Only an investment banker would actually care about the subtle differences in those cards, and Bateman nailed the performance


GameCreeper

Did you notice that they all have the same title?


ghostuser689

And Acquisitions is spelled wrong on all of them.


JamesRKS

"it even has a watermark" is a bit of a vocal stim for me on occasion


ghostuser689

One of the first lines of the movie is “they don’t have a good bathroom to do coke in.”


BakedBySunrise

Every scene in that movie is a masterpiece, the book is also pretty good but there's a lot lost between mediums that the movie REALLY nails


Evolution1738

It's mostly the way he treats the prostitutes he hires. Everything else can be laughed at because it's so over the top, but something about these scenes really gets to me.


sundayontheluna

For me, it was the scene with the homeless man. The sex tape scene is pretty funny (until they wake up and Patrick says they're not finished), but there was just absolutely nothing funny that scene. It was just pure, unsettling sociopathy.


GameCreeper

If you don't wash these I will kill you.


vorephage

I tried to watch it once but got bored and turned it off after the first 15-30-ish minutes. Every now and then I'm tempted to give it another try but I haven't recently.


starmag99

That's pretty valid. The start is almost supposed to be boring in a way, normal business guys doing normal business stuff, literally just Bateman explaining his morning routine, stuff like that. It's absurd, but it's also just kind of a normal work day.


BakedBySunrise

It's a character study, you have to learn the character before the story makes sense, and the banality of the opening is very much the point. I've seen people miss the entire plot of the movie because they, like every character in the movie, are too absorbed in their own perception to notice what's in front of them. It's really an apt an ironic metaphor, all said and done


Rendakor

I've seen the movie, but DNF'd the book very early because of this. The detailed description of his shower/skincare was exhausting.


RealJohnGillman

It’s fine enough. There are two equally valid interpretations of the ending that work well.


Snack29

the movie is pretty good, it’s comedy, it’s not really a horror movie at all, even though there is a killer.


ApocalyptoSoldier

The best part was when he said "It's American Psychoing time" and then psycho'd all over those Americans.


Alichici

Patrick Batman lol


tacopig117

"It's you Patrick?!?! You're the American Psycho?!?!"


Garlickgun

He didn’t say that.


DANKB019001

Do we mean the new "The Batman"? Pretty good yeah


FiL-0

They're talking about the book (which got famously adapted into a movie) American Psycho Unless you weren't being serious and I'm just an idiot


DANKB019001

For some reason I assumed they were talking about Bateman playing Batman in a movie but they thought he was still acting a la America Psycho. I read WAY TOO DEEP into it lmao


Curtainmachine

Let’s see Paul Allen’s synopsis


lendergle

Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark...


MorganHV

Honestly, he would say that lmao


Minami_Devil

[This](https://youtu.be/nInpsReK8Sk?t=2333) is the best summary of american psycho


twoscoopsineverybox

American Psycho is like Fight Club and Always Sunny, the people being mocked by those movies and shows are too dumb to understand they're not the hero and think the protagonists are people you're supposed to relate to and root for. The people that "get it" and aren't the ones that need the message, and the ones that really need to hear it are too dumb to understand it.


Rhodie114

Actually, the titular line is said by Comissioner Gordon


Bobboy5

actually in that scene he says "what, we some kinda suicide squad?"


MrMthlmw

It's one of those movies that is absolutely worth seeing... but you're gonna wanna stay clear of anyone who's a little *too* fond of it.


A_Bird_survived

Victim: "Oh my god, Van Patten, why are you doing this?" Patrick Bateman: "Are you fucking joking" Victim 2: "Yeah, you've really fallen off the wagon, Davis." Victim 3: "Hey, what's Paul Allen doing?"


sexy-man-doll

Where is the four page monolouge?


upwestga

Titular line: [https://youtu.be/AWxiTPQv0ME?si=Vm8w4iBNR4v90V8P](https://youtu.be/AWxiTPQv0ME?si=Vm8w4iBNR4v90V8P)


warofthechosen

Sounds like Jason bateman


Billybill400

https://youtu.be/xFy-doUdMsU?si=56gZKb-QnoDpmFGf


arnoldfrend

It truly was a Shawshank redemption.


EloquentInterrobang

It’s very funny that the movie became some wacky meme when it’s really just a very solid character study and satire of the hollowness of the American upper class.


adamzep91

Now we know how far he’ll go to be the next freak show


fire_i

It's a good movie but I hate it and never want to see it again. Definitely a worthwhile watch though.


I_aim_to_sneeze

It’s great. I really like rules of attraction more, but I think that’s just because Shannyn Sossamon did things to me that cemented the type of woman I’m most attracted to forever


cosmicucumber

"Patrick Bateman? You're the American Psycho? NOOOOOOOOO" - Paul Allen just before he gets Bated


xFblthpx

It’s pretty good, you just have to not be an idiot and draw the wrong conclusions from it. No, it’s not sigma male propaganda. No, it’s not a generic “rich people bad” movie. It’s more about the type of people that are rewarded by the system today and how fucked up it is. If these kinds of neuroses are prioritized and rewarded rather being filtered out by our system, what does that say about our culture today?


malignantmuffin

You like Phil Collins?


LilyNatureBlossom

is there a subreddit for lines like these


SuperCharged516

How the hell did this get 3,800 upvotes in less than a day