People making nachos in his car 🤣 😂 . How is this a smart idea? Community hot sauce! In a car going 80 miles an hour at times. No wonder people.think it's OK to eat in our cars. Someone get this fool out of the rideshare game and tell him to level up and set up a food truck.
This reminded me of the episode of Sanford and son... when the Mexican guy was in the court for driving to slow and the cop had gave him a ticket... the judge kept getting on him and in the end he said "but thats as fast as me car can go"... and then started speaking in Spanish real fast amd the judge said "what did you say" qnd he said 2 words in English as if that's all he said...
Im dying laughing
That’s funny bro probably true. Is there Uber/lyft in other countries? Hawaii and Alaska also? There must be some funny outliers, like maybe long waits from Alaska store to the Alaska airport. Or something funnier… lol 😂
That's absolutely right. When I first started doing Uber, I was doing it with a retired cab that I got out of the junkyard behind a local cab company for $1,700. It had 272,000 miles on it. If you aren't planning on running your car into the ground, you're in the wrong business.
I drove it 162,000 Mi before I changed the brake pads myself. That was the first thing I ever had to do to that car other than tires twice and oil every 5K. It's parked in the yard for nostalgic reasons with 506,000 MI on the odometer
I don’t take Ubers that don’t have at least two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls.
Not that you need all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection the tendency is to push it as far as you can.
My attorney is also Samoan. But seriously, would you hop into the Red Shark if Thompson and Dr Gonzo pulled up as your driver?
I ubered to the store for vape pods and beer once and the Uber driver had to go in and use the bathroom, I said I’d just wait outside and vape, he’s like “nah you can smoke in the car man and I have a hash pen you can hit” needless to say he got a good tip.
Those Mazzapan Mexican peanut candies are delicious but extremely messy - they break up and would get the car too messy with sticky peanut... But I would never do that as a driver.
A few weeks ago I got in a car accident while trying to carefully eat one of those as I was driving.
The accident wasn’t my fault. After looking at the dash cam footage I realized that I probably would’ve avoided it had I been paying better attention.
I’d be worried about safety if you got into an accident.
Is that shelf fixed or just kind of wedged into place? Not to mention 3 full water bottles *and some hot sauce* becoming missiles.
Is Uber and Lyft strictly in the USA? if some society got there hands on Uber and made it profit the people, it would be a very good “business”. All in all it’s a good business model, made worse by greed.
Making your tips go down because people are mad there's a mess in your car you haven't cleaned and all they can think about is how shitty your car is inside
There was a third-party vendor which offered snacks on concession for riheshare drivers. They talked about how much money one can earn doing that. I thought it was a bad idea, (that it encouraged eating in my car), and I would have to be concerned about shipping of supplies.
I asked other drivers who did it, how much they made, and the answers varied from “practically nothing” to “a little extra per week.” It sounded to me that the only people who stood to really profit was the third-party vendor, with a massive, distributed workforce, with little payroll.
To be honest, I got the impression that most drivers did not offer snacks, but many more (still less than half) offered water.
Yeah, I’d rather not see that shit. Honestly, as a rider, I wouldn’t want my view of the front of the vehicle compartment obscured, either. I don’t trust anyone, let alone somebody with a backseat bodega lol
I used to offer cold water, kept in a small cooler with ice in my trunk. First in regular 12fl.oz. bottles, then the little half bottles. The only people who ever took me up on the offer were about 12% (about one in every eight) of pax picked up at the airport.
I stopped buying and carrying water. 5.0 star driver.
Edit: I carried gum, but only offered it to pax going to the airport, “to help with the ears when they pressurise the cabin.” That was always appreciated, cost mere pennies, and resulted in high tips.
I see that has a huge liability if I’m ever in an accident but in the summer time I generally keep a huge pack of water in the trunk I’m willing to share.
No, ❌🚫 I imagine that my vehicle would be an Absolute Mess, a Disaster of stains & orders from some sloppy adults, fr 💯💯 although, it appears to be a great set-up done with good intentions!😃
I have a snack basket that floats around the backseats I spend like 10$ a week to keep it stocked so it’s complimentary with mini waters and cheese crackers maybe some mini packs of Oreos and honestly I thought it was gonna be ass (people stealing the whole lot, trash and overall lack of compassion for the next person) but it’s honestly more positive than negative usually changes the whole vibe of the ride and I see more tips on average since.
True, but the lack of visibility of those vehicles is generally assumed by traffic. No one is predicting someone's Prius to look like a Mexican bar in the back seat. 😂
If it was paid for sure. Only water should be given away and not in the states deposits are charged as that shit adds up but the rest should be $1-$3 each PayPal cash Venmo or cash app
Homie got community hot sauce in his car?
It's cheaper that way, I buy the 3L bottles for my home
free taco bell sauce packets are better...
you are definitely not Mexican.
It's funny because I live on a strip with like 10+ actual Honduran restaurants and the line at Taco Bell is like 85% Mexicans lol
We lookalike but we aren’t Mexicans
I’m aware, just kidding about the Mexicans part but seriously, lots of Latino people like the Bell and I don’t judge them. I actually like their sauce
vato!
Right? I don't usually literally laugh out loud but seeing that bottle just cracked me up. ¡Authentico!
They are no longer free. Taco Bell is starting to charge for them.
What!? Alright, that's it. Time to riot.
People making nachos in his car 🤣 😂 . How is this a smart idea? Community hot sauce! In a car going 80 miles an hour at times. No wonder people.think it's OK to eat in our cars. Someone get this fool out of the rideshare game and tell him to level up and set up a food truck.
This person is in Mexico this car ain’t going past 65 at most and for only 3-5 mins at most
This reminded me of the episode of Sanford and son... when the Mexican guy was in the court for driving to slow and the cop had gave him a ticket... the judge kept getting on him and in the end he said "but thats as fast as me car can go"... and then started speaking in Spanish real fast amd the judge said "what did you say" qnd he said 2 words in English as if that's all he said... Im dying laughing
That’s funny bro probably true. Is there Uber/lyft in other countries? Hawaii and Alaska also? There must be some funny outliers, like maybe long waits from Alaska store to the Alaska airport. Or something funnier… lol 😂
The depreciation per mile driving Uber is waaaaaay worse than a drip of food.
That's absolutely right. When I first started doing Uber, I was doing it with a retired cab that I got out of the junkyard behind a local cab company for $1,700. It had 272,000 miles on it. If you aren't planning on running your car into the ground, you're in the wrong business.
Roi'd that ride for sure
I drove it 162,000 Mi before I changed the brake pads myself. That was the first thing I ever had to do to that car other than tires twice and oil every 5K. It's parked in the yard for nostalgic reasons with 506,000 MI on the odometer
Is it a Toyota?
I just smoked a fat one & am dying reading this roast😄😄😄
Probably selling tamales.
Damn. Now I want tamales. Thanks, man
I too want Uber Tamales
Where can I catch a tamale Uber? I’m all in!!
Y que te valga verga, primo
You’re wild if u put Valentina on tamales. Try making homemade green and red salsa 🤦🏽♂️
Salsa verde 😍
Damn how long is the ride?
He got sauce in his car swag
Humans are so fucken weird.
If suckling on a community bottle of Valentina on my way to my destination makes me weird, I don't want to be normal.
i hate every word you have chosen to say.
I’d pay extra for them to lean me back and pour it into my gaping maw and down my gullet as they tenderly caress my face. Better?
sigh \*unzips\*....yes thats better
Boy I just took a wild ride through these comments
This was what I came to the comments for. Thank you, guys. 😅
Im too high for these comments😄😄😄
This is the best delivery of "your post is trash" I've ever seen. ☠️
r/brandnewsentence
If that’s wrong, I don’t wanna be right.
I smoked too much weed to read this😄😄😄😄😄😄😄
Had a customer yesterday tell me she liked how clean my car was. I’ll take that any day over this crap.
I’ll take some elote any day over a boring ass Uber ride
You're just gonna nom on corncob in the back of some randos car?
Where else do you eat corn that's cobbed?
Me too. All day everyday, elote.
Bro woulda got the best tip I’ve ever given out
That’s nothing. I have a gram marijuana a quarter gram of cocaine on display and a half a gram of crystal methamphetamine for free.
But where do you keep the fentanyl?
People who want fentanyl can’t afford Ubers
I don’t take Ubers that don’t have at least two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls.
That's called a flight not a ride
It sounds like you just cussed me out in the language of drugs.
Buy the uber, take the ride
You’re driving just outside of Barstow, I take it
You're not an Uber driver! You're a fucking narcotics agent!!
Not that you need all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection the tendency is to push it as far as you can. My attorney is also Samoan. But seriously, would you hop into the Red Shark if Thompson and Dr Gonzo pulled up as your driver?
I ubered to the store for vape pods and beer once and the Uber driver had to go in and use the bathroom, I said I’d just wait outside and vape, he’s like “nah you can smoke in the car man and I have a hash pen you can hit” needless to say he got a good tip.
Given what Uber and Lyft pay, there are at least two weeks' profits in that container.
No joke
[удалено]
And said in Mexican - "No"
Oralen't
Hahahaha oralen’t I’m dead 🤣
Lmfao gold
Mexican, not to be confused with Spanish.
They are different
I absolutely hate when people call me Spanish
Shouldn't that be, "Turn my car into a bodega"?
Bodegas are for the Ricans and Dominicans.
Those Mazzapan Mexican peanut candies are delicious but extremely messy - they break up and would get the car too messy with sticky peanut... But I would never do that as a driver.
Maybe it's a trick so the driver can charge a cleanup fee. Oh wait, don't get paid for that anyway
That would be pretty hilarious. Offer shaken up cokes to riders, then demand the cleaning fee.
gotta supply the demand for your detailing business somehow 😂
A few weeks ago I got in a car accident while trying to carefully eat one of those as I was driving. The accident wasn’t my fault. After looking at the dash cam footage I realized that I probably would’ve avoided it had I been paying better attention.
>The accident wasn’t my fault. >realized that I probably would’ve avoided it had I been paying better attention. Hmmm
🤣🤣🤣
!
If you can open a mazapán without breaking it, imagine how I do with your heart 🤣
I’d be worried about safety if you got into an accident. Is that shelf fixed or just kind of wedged into place? Not to mention 3 full water bottles *and some hot sauce* becoming missiles.
The first person to say what I was thinking the whole time.
Dude probably has a burner grill in the front seat and hands you a menu as you get it.
Probably hangs out at the airport lot and feed other drivers. He would be making more money that way.
"Yeah... 20 bucks on pump 5, and 2 powerballs."
At least you’re not that jackass with 12 scratcher tickets that starts scratching them while still at the counter instead of walking to the side
People would take my water, take 1 sip of it and try to leave it behind. Like it was community water or something. I wouldn't do this
It’s a good barrier tho🤔😂you going to have to go over these chips and Valentina to get to me
Yeah we’re talking shit now, but he’s the most popular driver at 2am downtown on a Sunday morning.
Maybe they're for the driver and not the riders...
I respect the hustle. I also enjoy the Ubers that have charging cables for the back if you're running low.
Someone wants tips without being a dick about it
Is Uber and Lyft strictly in the USA? if some society got there hands on Uber and made it profit the people, it would be a very good “business”. All in all it’s a good business model, made worse by greed.
Uber is International. I assume the person in the picture is driving in Mexico. Just a guess.
Too much clean up, people are rude and will leave trash and smear up your car
Making your tips go down because people are mad there's a mess in your car you haven't cleaned and all they can think about is how shitty your car is inside
Dude Valentina is the shit
This used to be the norm (somewhat) back in mid to late 2010s
There was a third-party vendor which offered snacks on concession for riheshare drivers. They talked about how much money one can earn doing that. I thought it was a bad idea, (that it encouraged eating in my car), and I would have to be concerned about shipping of supplies. I asked other drivers who did it, how much they made, and the answers varied from “practically nothing” to “a little extra per week.” It sounded to me that the only people who stood to really profit was the third-party vendor, with a massive, distributed workforce, with little payroll. To be honest, I got the impression that most drivers did not offer snacks, but many more (still less than half) offered water.
Well now thats a party
Probably helps with tips and stuff, and safety from passengers attacking. Clean up won’t be fun though.
That's why this fella gets a nice tip from me and you don't. This fella is doing more than the absolute bare minimum required.
Take a shot of hotsauce to get ready to conquer the day
This guy doesn’t need the rear view mirror.
Wtf kinda disgusting shit is this??!
Driver smart! If any of that falls on the car charge the passenger the cleaning fee
Maybe. Sometimes I eat and drive.
That hot sauce 🔥
Fuck no
Trashy as Fuck.... No No No
That’s some next-level shit, but I highly doubt he makes the costs back in tips.
I put some mints in my car. Nobody ever wanted one. I seriously doubt anyone wants a mexican cafe with their uber.
Yeah, I’d rather not see that shit. Honestly, as a rider, I wouldn’t want my view of the front of the vehicle compartment obscured, either. I don’t trust anyone, let alone somebody with a backseat bodega lol
I used to offer cold water, kept in a small cooler with ice in my trunk. First in regular 12fl.oz. bottles, then the little half bottles. The only people who ever took me up on the offer were about 12% (about one in every eight) of pax picked up at the airport. I stopped buying and carrying water. 5.0 star driver. Edit: I carried gum, but only offered it to pax going to the airport, “to help with the ears when they pressurise the cabin.” That was always appreciated, cost mere pennies, and resulted in high tips.
wtf hot sauce haha
I would buy elotes if this person had them…lol
He gonna charge that cleaning fee to people.
Real hustler right they're respect the grind even the stand looks homemade wow
I think the dude should do YouTube and post shit like “Build a Uber snack tray with me!” Video. I’d totally subscribe.
Probably uses it for a protective layer. Have to fight your way through chips before getting to the driver.
Bro is beyond this Uber shit, he needs to open up a food truck
I guess he seriously built that system after realizing he receives a good amount in tips.
Valentina is shit
Cross-selling 101
I see that has a huge liability if I’m ever in an accident but in the summer time I generally keep a huge pack of water in the trunk I’m willing to share.
Wow sometimes Reddit is annoying! This slaps so hard. I love it!!! 😁
Me too! I would love this driver so much.
This is definitely a new arrival driver in a sanctuary city.
No, ❌🚫 I imagine that my vehicle would be an Absolute Mess, a Disaster of stains & orders from some sloppy adults, fr 💯💯 although, it appears to be a great set-up done with good intentions!😃
He probably sells homemade burritos and that stuff is the combo meal Cold sodas in trunk or it’s free and that’s wierd
Smart guy.
This is 100% in Mexico Lmfaoo. All those bags of chips are from Mexico
THAT'S A SETUP FOR A FREE $150 CLEANUP FEE! SMART PLAN MY MAN! ✊🏿
Bro said fuck his rear view
Damn he got the Mexican hot Cheetos aka the greatest 1!!!!
I thought they were add-ons you could buy. I was like, Damm genius! 🤣
Still waiting for a South Korean or Japanese vending machine that can be easily installed in my vehicle.
It’s funny hearing the broke app contractors shame someone out hustling them 💀🙏🏿 half of y’all are exposing your racist card hard
Plot twist that’s just the riders food
I’ve met a lot of people who bring their own Valentino hot sauce with them to places.
Don’t even bother..no one’s gonna tip anyway
I can hear the mariachi music 🎵 playing in the background.
I don't get paid enough for that so no
I have a snack basket that floats around the backseats I spend like 10$ a week to keep it stocked so it’s complimentary with mini waters and cheese crackers maybe some mini packs of Oreos and honestly I thought it was gonna be ass (people stealing the whole lot, trash and overall lack of compassion for the next person) but it’s honestly more positive than negative usually changes the whole vibe of the ride and I see more tips on average since.
Love it! Smart.
I think driver is trying to bait pax to get cleaning fee lmao
Cool, now he can't see out his rear-view mirror, good job.
Limo drivers can’t see out their rear view mirror neither can Amazon,FedEx and UPS drivers oh let’s not forget USPS
Actually, Amazon and FedEx have a camera in the back hooked up to a mirror in the front so they can see behind them
True, but the lack of visibility of those vehicles is generally assumed by traffic. No one is predicting someone's Prius to look like a Mexican bar in the back seat. 😂
People don’t give a shit they will still tailgate a UPS truck and then BAM!!!!! They rear end the ups guy 😂
What happens if someone just grabs something without paying and think it’s complimentary?
Then you're out 25 cents since you bought in bulk 😥
It's not complimentary??
That’s owning a retail business 🤷
If it was paid for sure. Only water should be given away and not in the states deposits are charged as that shit adds up but the rest should be $1-$3 each PayPal cash Venmo or cash app
Reeks of desperation and not having a life. I hope the driver enjoys cleaning all that shit up in his or her back seat every day.
I literally have no amenities in my car except for two phone chargers. I keep my car clean and it smells nice. Still get tips so
This might be a Joke
What’s that jar of barf on the right?
well, they can’t stare at the driver at least. and it makes it hard for them to try some bullshit
Driver is def Mexican
Maybe they are poor and the easiest way to make a safety barrier was this. Tacky and yucky tho
If you make a mess he gets cleanup fees. Sounds like a pretty good trade if he doesn't care about his car, and he deducts through food from his taxes
I want a palparindo now
Only bonus here is more of a barrier between me and them.
omg that brand sauce it's soo good
Bros trying to lure in a Latina
What a G.
All the messy things 🥴
Driver is a brave soul. My girlfriend is clumsy enough, I don’t think I’d trust anyone else not to spill something lol
Bruhhhhhh lmao
Would do this in a much more limited way. It's too much for me.
I'll pass on Uber Tony's Charcuterie board "FART" 
😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂
Valentina fire tho
Bro those are Mexican Takis, you can tell because they have the black nutricional fact from mexico... Good stufff tho
Idk but it looks like a gas road trip setup
When that airbag goes off, there will be some teary eyes.
No freakin way! For what
How tacky can you get?
You might as well have pan dulce and some aqua's ready to drink...lol
Gross
Nope! The tips you maybe might get aren’t worth all the stains food will cause
Do they let riders eat in their vehicle?
Craziest shit I've seen hands down
Hell no, wtf
I don't get paid enough to provide all that.
That's one way to collect cleaning fees 😂
With how many people here that are saying they’d tip hard because of this, I’m bout to get some Valentina