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epstienghost

100% finish rate


Masam10

This fighter loves being in top mount and has some of the best ground game we’ve ever seen Joe.


JonFrznWatrVapr

On her last bout both fighters where dealing with pending sti test results and separate custody battles!


TheUndisputedRoaster

![gif](giphy|d8C9QwHsFQgR39MSTq|downsized)


Kellett47

🏅


Alloverunder

https://youtu.be/DkWokwdxCIU


ARiley22

Thighs like a vice


Jigarmebadiaaghai

https://preview.redd.it/s894dbdidqya1.jpeg?width=652&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3cd2c1b5ceabcab564a6b5be1a8882eb37f8297


Bakedbean44

https://preview.redd.it/igkncnuf4rya1.jpeg?width=456&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3090ca65a865ab04812c461de06355b66262ee5


JCarlos-SD

Nicely done


Lebowski_420

Read this in Bisping’s voice


jasonmohnson

Lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


360FlipKicks

whoever made this meme is a genius


dontknowwhattodoat18

I'm sorry I'm staring at it and I don't get the joke


Jigarmebadiaaghai

Means I would smash


aoRaKii

Will clap dem cheeks


ObjectiveShoulder103

Rear naked choke


romasexual

You know she never chokes


btcfsl

She gets rear naked poked… I’ll see myself out now


TheUndisputedRoaster

No get back here you sick bastard. You'll drink at the grown-ups' table today. Well done


Gareeb_insan

Real naked choke


xSPARTACU5

JUST LET ME BANG BRO


dontcaredontworry

![gif](giphy|3o7TKI3ib6nCLuks92)


[deleted]

Can’t wait for the embedded episodes


Buzzy-Pasta

I udder to think about Jon Aniks commentary


The-nicest-one

“Her parents are deeply ashamed of her for her action in blowing 500 dudes on camera, tonight”


the_atlien

Brought to you by modelo, brewed for those with a fighting spirit.


u5ua1Suspect

☠️


prashanth1337

https://preview.redd.it/pny01pdtwrya1.jpeg?width=597&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14292ce606e5ec16745bda6b7b6a9bea2283b5fe


SocratesPolle

she can bang vs multiple opponents with ease at any weight class ![img](emote|t5_2qsev|8966)


anthony_moss

P4P #1 material


emru95

I bet she could take even Jon Jones


potentialrasputin

She could finish jon jones


Capital_Potato751

I've seen her around Hollywood a few times. Booty is way bigger IRL. Way bigger.


elpajarit0

I need to go to Hollywood more lmao


Starlink-420

I live in West Hollywood, stay away from real Hollywood


PatchTheError

I think you got it backwards, that's where all the trannies stay lol


Starlink-420

My neighborhood is all russians. The trans people are typically nice and don’t bother you unless you’re at a bar or something. Hollywood is nasty, full of homeless and tourists.


anonalonamong

?? Hollywood is fine. Hollywood Boulevard maybe but there’s nothing wrong with Hollywood it’s mainly just big roads with residential area in between and it’s pretty nice. Lived here 8 years lol


Starlink-420

Even a lot of the residential streets in Hollywood are littered with homeless people. I could name you 10 specific streets that’s not even near Hollywood Blvd right now.


JonZ82

No mention of baby eating death cabals run by democratic senators? What kind of Hollywood conspiracy nut are you?


Aghzara909

I thought West Hollywood had all the trannies ?


cpt_tusktooth

it does


Starlink-420

I’m in the very heavy Russian community part of WeHo. Most Russians in the US outside New York.


Twisted-Biscuit

Uh oh he said the T word.


[deleted]

Yep and all the SJWs downvoted him for it 😂😂


Scary_Dimension722

The fact that it took me reading half these comments to understand it all shows how much of a big fucking woosh moment I just had My dumbass literally saw this and was like oh cool a new fighter signed I wonder how her first fight’s gonna be 🤦‍♂️


RedKing910

The website was even at the bottom of the pic 😂 No worries tho it happens


JR-90

I knew all comments were jokes but it was not until I saw your comment I noticed the site. I initially thought it was just a random hot girl who actually did MMA, not a professional pornstar, lol.


the_tolling_bell

But seriously though, is brazzers a new promotion? Sounds like a cool name. Going to look it up when I get into work. EDIT: HR just called and I've been put on leave.


Travy-D

I was confused until I saw that. Like "Huh, she looks familiar but I don't think I've seen her fight... OHHH!"


[deleted]

I did not see it until you said. Never opened the picture full screen 😂


funktheduck

I had no idea what was going on until I saw your comment. I thought the joke was it was AI or a gender swap. I’m on my phone so the watermark is pretty tiny.


bigtec1993

Tbh I think it's worse that I immediately knew who this was lol


LittleBastard1667

You are not alone my friend.


the_chronic_03

The funny thing is that I keep up with her quite a bit and she’s expressed desires to get involved with physical-based competitions before, so I actually believed this was true as well😂


TheZenPenguin

She should get involved, she's got a deadly closed guard game. Her mount skills are nothing to laugh at either.


[deleted]

That's not a bad thing, I think.


PrestigiousWeakness2

I thought that was piss running down her legs, but it's just her shorts strings shadow. Lmfao.


Spzncer

![gif](giphy|148x4ezZxvpIeA)


inaworldwithnonames

Fuck I thought it was a tattoo i'm like that's a ballsy tattoo


romasexual

Well they say you see what you want to see.


diezeldeez_

...What color do you pee?


goddamnaged

... the normal one


vannucker

I thought it was blood like some sort of "embrace menstruation" feminist thing. So glad to see shadows once I zoomed in.


Olibaba1987

Well I'm glad I'm not alone


mrknl34

Just saw some of her highlights she has a lot of bangers! Great addition to the roster


Teerendog

Too bad she always gets submitted


Nawks22

The video this is from is actually wild. She puts her feet up on the cage at one point 😮‍💨


suicide_aunties

Shades of DJ vs Moraes


slap-a-taptap

Got sauce?


SkilletBurritos

Didnt know she was still active stopped caring about her bjj like 5 years ago


btcfsl

Father time comes for every one...


SkilletBurritos

Wasnt her looks, her performance made me uninterested.


suchshibe

I’m not impressed by your performance


CaptSaveAHoe55

Not that I know who this woman is, I don’t follow regional fighters… but yes I have found her talent level lacking. Not a well rounded performer


kazoobanboo

Who is this?


mjaydubb

Ronda Rousey


vannucker

Ronda Arouseme


rozeskinuser_

Abella Danger


sonny_sweat

Something tells me she can go more than 5 rounds


gravellama

Actually worth legally streaming so there's no interruptions.


kyarew

![gif](giphy|YBHJyPCU9h1VewdaPZ) Wait...you guys don't pay $80 every time you jack off?


oldmanmayhem

![gif](giphy|rhMGlQvPPdgDC)


btcfsl

Bruh I posted this meme in r/mmamemes and fucking losers reported it and mods removed the post 😭I thought it was funny af https://preview.redd.it/lmm6sm6o8qya1.png?width=1509&format=png&auto=webp&s=c4d3edc51ec29dc80338b9ae3fc29cb0ab991054


[deleted]

I thought I just seen this somewhere, fucking mods act like they are doing a service to society lol.


obaroll

They take their job very seriously over at mmamemes.


RedKing910

I saw it on twitter 1st...I should start reposting them 🤔


romasexual

I saw it on twitter and had to share. I hate how people cry about a picture.She’s not naked or doing anything wrong. It’s just funny.


btcfsl

💯I laughed my ass off when I saw it on twitter


RayTracedTears

Hol up. He?!!!!!!!!


MattyMacStacksCash

Wait this is a HE?!?!? God please forgive me for the last two minutes 🙏


romasexual

It’s too late my child, you have fallen into temptation and will burn for your sins.


MattyMacStacksCash

You corrected your comment so God must be real thank you Jesus 🙏


romasexual

The greatest trick the devil ever played was making you believe he didn’t exist


halcyon_n_on_n_on

Then, Poof…he was gay.


TtheDuke

All mods are fucking losers tbf. Prob got some dogs to walk and made a mistake


paulie07

What if all the mods weren't all Incel Simps?


peezduhk

Danger... ⚡


[deleted]

That sub licks the balls.


HopeAngel118

Saw her make an ass of herself in an interview recently now I can’t even watch her get fucked in the ass without being disappointed


Hilarity-Ensued-2019

Wait you mean the girl who stuffs cocks in herself for a living wasn’t well spoken in an interview? This is truly shocking.


huncho3055

😂


romasexual

Please post a link to the interview.


upamanyu33

https://youtu.be/HgMV1AQXTWQ Here you go


romasexual

I didn’t think she was gonna be a genius but I would have hoped for a bit more personality


[deleted]

Lol dude she defended the porn industry in a Twitter discussion about the number of pornstars that wind up killing themselves. I’ll try post the convo if I can find it on my lunch break


RedKing910

Yes pls!


Dwightshruute

She was right about his questions being basic but don't know why she went so attacking mode on the guy plus the meaning of life thing just made it 100× worse


SelkieKezia

Agreed, the questions were cringe and basic, but he did not deserve that


marco333polo

She pops up on answer the internet all the time, think the barstool guys like having her around lol


imondrugsssss

Damn she's a straight up dipshit You can't expect a pornstar to be smart but that was rough


Zestyclose_Ad1560

“what is the meaning of life” LMFAOOO i can’t bro


punkalunka

Reporter: "Okay then *asks the kinda question she wants to be asked*. AD: "umm yeah I don't wanna answer that".


YaMumisathot

Was totally gonna defend her but damn she really played into all the interviewers tricks. In her defence shes earnt alot out of the porn industry can see why she probably defends it


hoofglormuss

I don't usually have a sense of guilt or dread after masturbating, but I certainly felt gross after watching a reaction video to a porn industry trade show interview


Jdilla23

Have a hate beat mate. 🤷🏼‍♂️


justiceway1

You guys need to get out more if you're out here watching interviews of pornstars lmao


lg1studios

Still hit


Independent_Bath_922

She can take multiple shots to the face


GOPokemonMaster

Not just that, she can keep taking shots and keep moving forward.


Individual_Traffic96

She looks dangerous


[deleted]

Men cum on her


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|RvyHjIgp0aHaJXXUoW)


fliddyjohnny

Her lips look real stupid though


Humble_Lion_Big_OSS

But Missa Schwab, yo lip


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|OejAVOhP3JAfC|downsized)


Isitonachair

Which lips?


Ozzma091

![img](emote|t5_2qsev|8966)


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/6itlilx68sya1.jpeg?width=380&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7c81ab93d5fa7631f499c94733bc9dd37445e01


jcpmojo

I'm confused, what's the issue here?


DanaWhitesMom

I think its a pornstar. Says Brazzers at the bottom.


kyarew

>I think ![gif](giphy|cVHu5YKkaKaud3zpiO|downsized) You think? You know damn well.


DanaWhitesMom

Dude rub one out to anything with titts. I don't know their names or care to learn them.


deechy_marko

I'm concerned about how many people know specific pornstars by their face.


lookiamapollo

She's arguably the most famous pornstar on the largest website.


dontcaredontworry

I legit thought she’s a fighter


kyarew

Well, sometimes the lines get blurred between fucking, and domestic violence. As you get older, you learn to toe that line. If I slap *you* while were watching a movie -- I'm a jerk. If I slap *you*, pull *your* hair, choke *you* and spit in *your* face while we fuck -- I'm simply a passionate lover.


MuckingForon90

Unbeatable Mount


btcfsl

Or beatable… depends how you look at it


Fredrick__Dinkledick

![gif](giphy|eruVMzXlb70oo)


Sk1ny1

Goodluck choking her.


theels6

I'm so far out of the loop. I see the brazzers logo but idk her. Thought it was a meme til someone said they watched her in an interview. Is she actually in mma?


RedKing910

Look up Abella Danger on the hub


kyarew

You spelled "Lemon Party" wrong.


DeepFriedBeeZ

100%


lostmythought

Sauce?


btcfsl

OP’s browser history


WeeabooGandhi

Always knew she had big things coming.


Agreeable_Use_8670

She likes a good ground and pound


Independent_Bath_922

At least her opponents have plenty of film to study


Straight-Plate-5256

She's a real danger in the octagon guys, incredible ground game with a *one hundred percent finish rate*, and she can take a real pounding too. I don't think there's anyone that can bang with her at this level


[deleted]

Damn.


apex_17

Those shadows sus at first glance


Cochinojoe

![gif](giphy|YhRmxOqPwcU6gZYuYb)


[deleted]

well cte won’t be a worry cause anyone that’s heard her talk can tell all her brains have been fucked out lol


brendanb203

Dangers my middle name


multikore

Those shadows look like she went to Frank's underground Salon to get her pubes done


Monkiller587

Bro who tf is this ?


ModsGetTheGuillotine

Abella Danger Brazzers in the bottom right corner


[deleted]

never heard of brazzers. is it some foreign mma organization?


btcfsl

yea, they do non-gender specific matches and they have no weight classes.


[deleted]

I’ll have to check it out! edit: what the fuck!?


btcfsl

![gif](giphy|CYU3D3bQnlLIk)


RokyPolka

​ ![gif](giphy|N0YAKD4qoTh9VKkrGN)


Chad-Permabull

![gif](giphy|3oEjHAUOqG3lSS0f1C)


[deleted]

Sick fuck! 😂


Chad-Permabull

Give respect to this man right here ☝🏻


Internal-Business-97

Put some respect on his name and give him the $50k bonus!!!!! No weight classes 👏


btcfsl

![gif](giphy|F4Ieoc5i0r6w7CMYPn)


AJ-Dre

Pound-for-pound best organisation


[deleted]

They get very physical


[deleted]

Abella "Danger" Danger


A_Clockwork_Black

She looks like Abella Danger.


Money_killer

🤣😂🤣😂


UrbanRivals123

She’s got the face for it


SrSwerve

Abella


JuRiOh

Abella Danger, sex worker from Miami, since everyone is asking who dis.


Lake18l

She’s good I’ve actually seen her in action before!


Automatic_Tear9354

Rear naked choke all day long.


forumsdotred

![gif](giphy|mMJygtkZIpu6Y)


[deleted]

Cool


Otherwise_Court_4357

ground and pound


Muted9302

That ass alone is like 135..🤣


piman01

Who tf is that girl


okonkwo__

Sauce?


thelastturkey

What’s them brown marks


ixipennythrower

Are her lips supposed to look awful? Did she do that on purpose?


Mediocre_lad

Usually fights much bigger opponents


[deleted]

She can maul me all day long


MakeTheLogoBiggerHoe

Damn Bimbo Slice looking good


[deleted]

Oh shit they’re in danger.


alexstuntin

who is this


mouthsofmadness

https://preview.redd.it/3so5462aavya1.jpeg?width=1098&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e0b3a0fd3195c64037840461618694bb9f1f2b2 She’s Danger-ous though. I saw her do an inverse top mount ground and pound in her last video..err..I mean her last match.


jayoyayo

Brendan Schuab lookalike


lastinalaskarn

Hey the first star I’ve actually paid to watch before!


Oontz541

Ohhh...Bonnie...McMurray!


[deleted]

👅


TtheDuke

Who tf is this??? All the comments make it seem like an inside joke