I'm spending 80 bucks in snacks and beer before the stream starts working 






Only 999,999 to go!

TURN IT ON FUCKER!



Uncle Dana: “Send me Location”

 See y’all tmrw bois


Hahah I love this comment. I always do this as well and wake up Sunday to see I spent to much money 🤣

We’ve already told you this bratha, russian link, never pay.

Dm link plz

Nice try Dana!

Yo dm links bro 

Damn uncle Dana has alot of burner accounts 👀

Bro just look up free streams and don’t be scared of clicking through ads , lots of the sites are flooded with ads so they can pay to run the server but they’re harmless

Could I get in on this? I still pay and i hate it but there’s nowhere to do “research” on where I can go

You can literally just google “ufc 291 stream free” and there will be sites on the first 10 hits on google. What research do you need to do?

Just make sure you have a good ad blocker. Also many of those are scams. So watch out.

Yeah, that's the problem. You can feel the viruses by just looking at 99% of those .ru or .biz or .tv links.

Lmao what year you live in. Viruses? Hahaha

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You can also just google sports surge and it will point you at a few options, they will all have a few additional options. You have to filter through until you find one that works for your location.

Plz link too ya boy fiending

Please brother, dm #1 stream

Is there now bots trying to get get people banned by asking for the link lol

So many asking for a stream. It’s freaking me out.

Dm link please

Why is it so expensive in the usa and elsewhere? I pay 60 euros per year en can watch all cards with prelims

In a nutshell corporations got laws passed to favor them over US Citizens allowing them to milk away. Consumer rights are a joke in USA when you start researching it.

To be fair, everything's prices are a fucking joke in the us

Except electronics

And fastfood, and cars, and gasoline, and housing, and electricity. America is cheap in a lot of ways. But also expensive in a lot of other aspects

Houses are cheap?! Fucking WHERE? lol. tell me so I can finally buy one.

They're cheap everywhere you don't want to live lol

BINGO

Lol I remember like 10-15 years ago I could have bought 3 houses, small houses, but big enough all for 15k a piece. I was like man if only I had the money, I was 18ish at the time I don't even want to know what 1 of them would sell for now. They really weren't bad houses either just small and kind of away from everything.

I think you can still get them or a least a large chunk of land in like PA or upstate NY a half acre for 5k even, Keywords though are "kind of away from everything" meaning you may have to drive15 mins +to the closest store

Building them is cheap. It’s the location that drives your prices up

I was gonna say our houses are so fucking cheap.

*cries in Californian*

Hey, I heard there’s some cheap options over in San Bernardino…

Here in NJ, A 3 bedroom ranch (1 lvl house/no upstairs) is over half a mil

2 million in the bay

That's what happens when the country is run by corporations

BINGO!! They say it's the politicians...but big corps give BIGGGG money to them!!!

Not true. And I am not from US.

Then your not very up to date about the us prices lmao....

It’s only priced that high because people buy it.

Because we’ve been trained as consumers to accept being bent over and properly fucked. I just fly to UAE and watch. $50 for the year as well

That should be the model globally. People would happily pay but the US just loves fucking it’s citizens and milking them dry.

Which service and country? In France it used to be everything included in fight pass. But now I have to use another sports channel so free it is lol

We don't even pay extra, the channel that plays it is included in most TV subs in the country. Too bad the local commentary sucks.

Brother I pay 12 dollars for yearly subscription of an app(Sony Liv) in india and watch ufc and hundreds of other movies and web series for a whole god damn year. There's also a service provider in india JIO. If you have its sim card (prepaid and no top up required) you need to have intermet on your phone/tv and you can watch ufc and other stuff for free forever. USA sucks man

Capitalism. Double edged sword

Yeah I am always wondered why they pay 80$ for a PPV when I can buy it for like 18-19 €. And for prelims and fight night cards I can just pay 10€ per month... But that life, I left it behind... NOW I AM SAILING ON THE HIGH SEAS!! YO HO A PIRATE'S LIFE IS FOR ME!!

No. I didn’t even look at the card but I already know the answer is no.

and after looking at it?

Also no.

After sitting on it for 40 minutes have you changed your mind?

Also also no.

After stewing on it for two hours is your answer still the same?

Also also also no.

So no the answer is not “still the same” and you will be paying for it. Got ya. 2 hours is all it takes.

Fake account.

Is that your actual name? Lol

John Cougar Falkenburg, nice to meet you.

Not when it’s free at the pub

Yeah this. Where I’m at the bar charges $10 to get in for PPV events. I make friends with other fans, for the cheapest way I’ve found to watch without any lag or refreshing nonsense.

I envy you. Cards are usually at 4 am here.

I fucking wish a single bar in my 1 mil populated city would show cards. I would gladly pop in by myself and be part of a tiny community. Problem is nobody is interested in holding such an event 4 in the morning.

I’ve seen a couple bars do it but most don’t because around here

But you're stuck there for a minimum of 4 hrs from the prelims to the main card.

Is there such thing as being stuck in a pub?

I used to go to one for big cards and I got burned out after the third card I watched. Sitting/standing in a pub for at least 3hrs got too repetitive. Can hardly hear the dialogue cause the ones in my area all have other games/sports on other TVs and/or music. Overpriced drinks, need at least 3-4 plus some food to last that long. I end up paying ~$10 to watch the ppv at the bar and then an additional $40-50 for food/drinks. Probably costs more since 2022 inflation and 20% insanity tips. At home, during the 10-15min ads between each fight I'd mute/go do something else and then put the fights back on. Don't have to pay for overpriced dining, and I can spend at most $10 and eat/drink whatever I want cause I cook a lot. It's a personal preference. I know many people prefer the bar setting and that's cool.

I see where you’re coming from but surely the socialising side of just going to the pub with friends makes it more worth it? I’d happily go the pub and spend £50 to just drink, if i had the fights included i’d say thats a win

Prelims are on ESPN+ which I have, so I head over just for the main.

Why? Free is cheaper

and its not like danas going to start paying his fighters a decent salary if people start buying the cards





The reason I pay for all of my games and (some)movies is I want to support developers that deserve my dollars. When Dana starts paying fighters maybe I’ll support them too

The only reason im buying tomorrows card is because free streams tend to stop working and needs refreshing. When adesanya knocked out poatan we missed it cuz it froze:/ this card is so good im willing to pay haha

Unionize the fighters and ill consider it. Like right now is a great example of their match making fuckery. He's using Sean strickland to force dricus to the negotiating table and pitting them against each other. So he's dicking around Strickland who is by all means a company man. Dude takes so many short notice fights. And don't get me wrong. I think Strickland is a douche but he doesn't deserve that.

I wouldn’t pay $80 for any card. Even if one of the ring girls jerked me off in between rounds.

You’d 100% be at the ATM within seconds if that offer was on the table to watch the card AND get jerked off by one of the ring girls for $80.

A handjob from.the ring girls is more expensive, ask Dana

Be honest, you’d pay if it was your uncle already

My uncle jerks me off for free. Why would I suddenly start paying for it?

Ngl, i would think about it then… Maybe!

Depends on which ring girl

Brookliyn Wren. The 🐐

Are hand jobs even still a thing? I ain't paying shit for something I can do myself! If she wants to give me a blow job or ride me like Segway (not sure where I'm going with this), then take my money!

You can’t give yourself a blowjob? Amateur.

Ground game 💪

Hold on now

I wouldn’t pay $80 for ANY card lol

No I get ufc for 28 quid a month and ppvs are included

So pissed the US doesn’t have some kind of subscription that included the PPVs. Was hoping the UFC would follow WWEs lead into just rolling them up into their service.

How

Uk buddy ufc isn't as popular here yet plus we simply wouldn't stand for rediculous ppv prices like you guys in the US boxing ruined that model for you

Not when they're on literally in the middle of the night

I just paid the $80 for 291 cause I’m not dealing with bullshit lag during the main card. Idgaf. Everybody says they have the best site and literally all of them start running like shit once the main card comes on.

Sometimes a quick refresh every 30-45 minutes and knowing you’re getting it for free is part of the thrill

But dude I wanna break my TV when that shit freezes right when they’re about to touch gloves on the co-main event then it finally buffers and someone’s unconscious on the floor

Happened to me during DDP vs Whittaker

bruh same, when it started working again Rob was already on the floor and DDP was celebrating 😭

Exactly same for me lmao I saw a quick glimpse of DDP climbing on top of the fence and was lien wtf no way did Rob just get finished?!

This is why I always have 2-3 streams going on different devices using different sites for all of them.

literally me a couple years ago watching gaethje verse khabib, stream lagged and next thing I know khabib was on the ground crying, totally missed the entire submission sequence, my friend's thought khabib lost for a sec (as did I)😭💀

I don't get how you can be that passionate about the fights that a little lag makes you want to break your TV but you're not willing to pay the $80 or split the cost with a friend.

The most exhilarating part is when it pauses during an exchange and you refresh it and they’re still fighting

I’m with you. I know its “boomer” of me but I still pay for the big ones. Streaming is easy enough but I’ve been fucked a few times with the more popular cards lagging right at pivotal moments. There’s also four of us splitting it which makes it more tolerable.

If you're watching with friends and splitting the costs it's totally worth it

Ya we have a big group that takes turn paying for them.

All about that disposable income and how significant $80 is to you. A lot literally can't afford it. For those who can I don't blame for buying

Trust me it definitely hurts paying $80 for five fights but this one will be worth it

I also bought this fight which is something I rarely do. BUT Ive been waiting for this card for a while now so yeah. I'm $80 in the hole.

$50 and a vpn

I always pay , I don’t care . UFC and one championship is my only addiction.

My group pays for most of them. All of us make pretty good money and it’s not worth the hassle of getting a stream onto the living room tv and fucking around with the refresh dance every 20 min.

None of us paying 80, but we gonna stream that bad boy and get a Hooker or beer with the money saved Said this before but UFC needs like a monthly subscription with all the PPV maybe for like 25-30 a month, I bet most fans wouldn’t bother with streams if the shit was actually affordable

That’s the only answer to piracy that actually works. Once the music industry made streaming easy and affordable, piracy went way down. I don’t know anyone who still illegally downloads music anymore. Same with movies to a lesser degree. Although movies and TV shows are so fragmented across platforms now, it’s easier to just pirate a show or movie than pay for another service.

The movie and show industry fucking themselves by being too greedy is hilarious. 99% of the reason I pirate shows and movies is because I know exactly where to find something because it’s all on the same website.

Why the fuck would Pereira fight Walker?

For the funniest KO in UFC history

I thought he was fighting wonderboy?

I’d pay $100 for you to not post this spam shit

Surely OP is Dana trying to catch anyone admitting to streaming

In that case almost everyone here is screwed lol


No. I'm over these BS prices. Even the tickets are outrageous, it's the only sport that actively tries to price out their fans.

Card could be FUCKING STACKED. Still would live stream that shit for free. 

Why the fuck is Pereira fighting washed up Walker?

Nope, but I would watch it.

Most cards aren’t worth $80

no card is. when you just have 2-3 streams ready in case of lag.

Yep! That’s the way to go! Same quality, and better reliability than ESPN+ too. Lol

But is this one worth it?

I don’t know if it is, but Volk always makes me consider spending money.

But it's like 4 months worth of headlines 😂 if this isn't worth it idk what is lol

That’s true. Realistically the UFC would stretch these out into a 3 month process. Lol

Would sell my house for this card

They will pirate the stream, then complain the next day fighters don’t get paid enough on Reddit while their wife’s boyfriend heats them up chicken nuggies.

No 🏴‍☠️

Hell yeah i would pay zero dollars! Would be an amazing card

I wouldn’t pay 80$ if they cloned McGregor and made a mcgregor mcgregor fight at featherweight

I love the fact I’ve watched almost every card since 2005, and have never paid the UFC a penny. Fuck Dana

$80 worth of gas for my boat when I sail the high seas

Most creative answer yet. Good job 👏👏

Thanks!!

Cards are free on the internet I’m pretty sure

How do you guys pay $80 for ppv. Ist it so expensive in some countries?

Americans get fucked

Russian stream brother

There is no card I would pay $80 to watch.

pay? people pay? why you gotta do my boy johnny like that though? lmao

Why would anyone pay

it’s crazy that there’s people that still don’t stream lol

I refused to ever pay for another UFC card once I saw that post about Dana's dork ass son getting a Ferrari or whatever it was for his 16th birthday

Does a pirate change his ways because the loot is TOO bountiful?

I pay $25 to watch it in a theater, why tf would I pay $80 to watch at home

Who still pays for cards?

Pay? 🤣

Never again.

I wouldn’t pay any money for any card. Why pay when you can sail the seas.

mf i'm not paying for ANY ufc ppv

I don't pay for a full card, always $10-$20 with a group of guys or at a local bar. This card is definitely worth my normal rate, solid fights. Nothing makes me happier than Colby Covington not getting the immediate title shot, his 4th shot in 7 fights total.

Real. Plus he doesn't haven't any wins against anyone in the top 15

Is this a legit card?

One could only hope

Easily

I wouldn't pay $80 for any ppv card

I've been watching the ufc for 10+ years and Never paid for an event and never will unless I'm physically there

I’d pay a hundo tbh

Bunch of losers about to comment about how much they steal and how proud they are of it.

Not very sneaky Dana

He’s not trying to be sneaky you fucking goofball.

Isn’t he awesome?

Maybe lower your prices instead of catering the god damn millionaires only as your target audience.

Hey man why not steal a car if you can’t afford it just bc the price is too high.

A car you can at least drive multiple times in, one you own it. This is just for one show.

I kinda like posts like this, it gives me a chance to block all the riffraff and the bitch ass dudes that come on this page complaining about their feelings…

Fake account

Yeah , that's a good card, and 80 ain't really a lot of money now a days.

What is this pay you speak of? Is this some kind of interactive theater art piece?

Nope. Spoilers don’t bother me so I’ll catch when it’s out for free or who puts it on YouTube as soon as it’s over before they delete.

I buy all the cards. I’m not a broke bitch like all you.

I will pay 150 for this