Yeah, I’m a human, but I just really want to see this happen (naming a child after Stipe), if he does pull off the upset…ya know,… for fun Reddit stuffs.
I named my first born Chael.
Doctor's offices can't handle it lol
I can hear the teachers now " Is there a... STYPE? SSss.. SSSsstiiiipeeee? Stippie? Stippee are you present?"
A name like stipe is hard to live up to.. must be a language arts major with a masters in the English language, become heavyweight champion on the world of historical status, all while being an active fireman and saving kittens from burning buildings... I use to be named stipe.. but I had it changed to Ben Askren, more appropriate for me.
Did you just 10-8 yourself ?
Also, my son is seriously named Chael. I named him that BECAUSE it's so hard to live up to. If I'd wanted him to grow up into a bell end, I'd have named him Jorge lmao
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It's going to happen. Stipe knows the longer the fight takes to happen the better his chances. He's eating clean, focusing on health and he knows if he can just hold out for another 10-15 years, Jones' party habits will take its toll and Stipe can get the KO once Jones goes in to cardiac arrest in the cage.
Non-EU countries are definitely cheaper.. Croatia is amazing and beautiful though! I would kill for some ćevapi as well.. there are lot of tourists in many of the Meditteranean areas though
I mean ... I live in Czech Republic and I can go to Croatia by train and get a decent accommodation for like 500$ + 200$ maximum for food, etc for a whole week per person. It's cheaper than Italy, Spain and Greece which are the main destinations inside the EU. Outside of the EU u usually go to Egypt or Turkey and those are way more expensive (and way more awful as you can't really leave the designated tourist areas.)
Albania and Montenegro are perfect vacation spots too and much cheaper than any EU country. Otherwise of course Croatia is cheaper than any other Meditteranean EU vacation spot
This is the chaos we need. Jon Jones’ Dana White privilege just crashing down. Dana is allowing him to have his fairy tale ending beating the goat of the HW division, and retiring on top. I will cackle if Stipe wins
Stipe absorbed so much damage, had such a long layoff, that he literally limps whenever he is seen in public...
The only way stipe wins is if Jon slips on his way to the octagon, hits his face in a bag of coke, hits a pregnant women, herb dean will arrest him and proclaim Stipe as a winnner
I doubt he fights again. He’s a dad, the most successful UFC HW and a firefighter. On top of that, all at 42. He has nothing left to prove. Jones should either fight Aspinall or Ngannou
Today is a Jones' haters day or something?
You guys are fucking clowns lol.
Every Jones' opponent is a messiah, that will crush him THIS TIME FOR SURE.
You gonna be very disappointed when he smash Stipe. So wait for a next opponent or next after previous messiah or some shit.
P.S. Yeah, he is also ducking Aspinall, Ngannou, Pavlovic, Volkov, Romanov, Gaziev, etc.
I know all redditors are saint.
I'm not into his personal life, I don't give a fuck about it. I'm all about sport. It's not reality tv show. If you are so upset with his personal behaviors, you can come to his gym and tell him that he is a fucking scumbag or something.
Hope he keighowez jones
It'll be exciting if he does Kayeough Jones.
Ecshighting but also a tragedeigh
Would be nice to see him Kaeaux Jones
Talmbout’a knoggout B?
Fuck y’all talm ‘bout on god fo real imma gonna go murdah crazy in dis bih
r/tragedeigh
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I'm naming my first born stiopic
Im naming my 3rd born Stiopic Cocksucka Diaz.
He'll be world champion of touchbutt in the park.
With that dork?
Underrated comment
He’ll have that immigrant mentality
How about Khalabib?
Or Tyrone Woodley?
Ungayo Magumbo
Stupendous is a good alternative.
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Probably make that 2 or 3 years at this rate
Jones more likely to end up in prison for life than to fight Stiopic
Jones threatening a tester should in itself disqualify him from competition.
you are really optimistic
I'll never forgive Jones for giving Ngannou the old Dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge.
Ah yes, that smoke was not desired by Sir Jones it seemed
Jon didn’t duck Francis though.
Will be fun to see geriatric weight class
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Yeah, I’m a human, but I just really want to see this happen (naming a child after Stipe), if he does pull off the upset…ya know,… for fun Reddit stuffs.
I’ll get his name tattooed on my forehead
On my dick. There is only enough space to tat « sm » but it is a good thing actually. Makes it a bit less weird
Atleast you can get 2 whole letters on yours
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Can’t wait to see Stipe slump Jon.
Me too, i can’t wait for their fight in July 2027
I guarantee it happens this year
I really hope so. Who do you think will win?
Everyone will just think you're an REM fan.
This one might go over a lot of heads in this sub haha
I’m now mentally reading every mention of Stipe as Stipe thanks to you.
Everyone will think you are a Canadian mountain climber. "Steep eh?"
And if he loses you gotta dislocate your wife's jaw
I named my first born Chael. Doctor's offices can't handle it lol I can hear the teachers now " Is there a... STYPE? SSss.. SSSsstiiiipeeee? Stippie? Stippee are you present?"
It's pronounced stipe
It sounds like &#\_(@&%($)(@\*!\~\^\^\*# Gah, it isn't THAT hard...
A name like stipe is hard to live up to.. must be a language arts major with a masters in the English language, become heavyweight champion on the world of historical status, all while being an active fireman and saving kittens from burning buildings... I use to be named stipe.. but I had it changed to Ben Askren, more appropriate for me.
Did you just 10-8 yourself ? Also, my son is seriously named Chael. I named him that BECAUSE it's so hard to live up to. If I'd wanted him to grow up into a bell end, I'd have named him Jorge lmao Cheers
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By the time these two fight, your first born will be old enough to declare the same thing.
I hope this guy retires now, so Jones is forced to fight an actual contender
If Stipe KOs Jones in the first round, all my future kids are named Stiopic (boy or girl, idgaf) and I'm not teaching ANY of them English.
It's going to happen. Stipe knows the longer the fight takes to happen the better his chances. He's eating clean, focusing on health and he knows if he can just hold out for another 10-15 years, Jones' party habits will take its toll and Stipe can get the KO once Jones goes in to cardiac arrest in the cage.
Whoaaaa buddy... Lose that V card first and then we'll talk
If this guy can even SAY "Jon Jones" I'll rename MYSELF Steepay
Go for it. Vacations in Croatia are the cheapest in europe.
Non-EU countries are definitely cheaper.. Croatia is amazing and beautiful though! I would kill for some ćevapi as well.. there are lot of tourists in many of the Meditteranean areas though
I mean ... I live in Czech Republic and I can go to Croatia by train and get a decent accommodation for like 500$ + 200$ maximum for food, etc for a whole week per person. It's cheaper than Italy, Spain and Greece which are the main destinations inside the EU. Outside of the EU u usually go to Egypt or Turkey and those are way more expensive (and way more awful as you can't really leave the designated tourist areas.)
What is this? The travel channel?
Albania and Montenegro are perfect vacation spots too and much cheaper than any EU country. Otherwise of course Croatia is cheaper than any other Meditteranean EU vacation spot
*Albania
You should name your first born, “Koes”
He’ll be like 44 by the time they fight… Jones will beat Stipe and go away for good
Would love that
He can’t.
did anyone else here stipes post fight speech and think he was screaming, "ILL WAIT!" instead of, "O H"
Jones isn’t fighting again
https://youtu.be/eX6iFCYCnu4?si=udO5o_DtW4jQ-D_f
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Yeah bet against jones that’ll go well
That's wus hard to read
Immigrant mentality
What’s w all the jones posts today?
My coworker pronounces stipe's name the way it's spelled. It's quite funny.
Stighp Myosik
Do they have a date yet?
Ahh yes finally some better heavyweight names to throw around
It’d be so iconic. Everyone is already assuming it’s an automatic loss for him, but you just never know in this sport.
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Ulozit cu veto da zove se stipe!
This is the chaos we need. Jon Jones’ Dana White privilege just crashing down. Dana is allowing him to have his fairy tale ending beating the goat of the HW division, and retiring on top. I will cackle if Stipe wins
I hope he K-O-H-I-O's Jon so hard
Pronounced Stype
This guy has placed some serious cash on this. What’s the bet OP?
Koes?
OP, you have to have sex to have a firstborn, be for real
Bet!
koes
I got a better one. What if Jones retires Stipe for good??
That’s the dyslexic way of saying “dots” in my country 🤣🤣🤣
Miče Stiopic
He’s not going to. 😂
By the time these two fight nobody will care anymore.
Grandpa Stipe
Wait is this fight really still happening? What a joke lmao.
If he can at least go the distance, I will reaccess my opinion of his place on the GOAT rankings.
Now you have to find someone to have sex with, good luck
I’ll change my legal name to Miocic
Stipe will retire before that and jones will go out as a bitch regardless
Stipe absorbed so much damage, had such a long layoff, that he literally limps whenever he is seen in public... The only way stipe wins is if Jon slips on his way to the octagon, hits his face in a bag of coke, hits a pregnant women, herb dean will arrest him and proclaim Stipe as a winnner
Can’t wait for this fight in UFC400
It'll be a minor miracle if either of them even fight again.
If this guy koes Jones, I’m renaming both of my daughters Stipe.
I'll rename both of my daughters Stipe.
I hope he does. But it's highly unlikely but if anyone can pull one on JJ it's Stipe.
Dude, if they fight at all, you should name you first born Stipe. That alone will be a surprise win for Stipe.
Fuck it me too
I hope it happens and anything can happen in a MMA fight we all know this, do I expect it to happen? No. But if it does it would be so amazing 🙂
Stripe will need a walker to get to the cage on fight night.
I hope he does... eventually.
I used to love bones but this shit is getting so annoying, he should be fighting Tom not Stipe
OHH I'm sure he's gonna have fun telling the teachers it's pronounced "STIPAY" and not "STIPE"
I doubt he fights again. He’s a dad, the most successful UFC HW and a firefighter. On top of that, all at 42. He has nothing left to prove. Jones should either fight Aspinall or Ngannou
Ehhh it’s still a stupid name
will be cemented as HW GOAT
This picture is at least 8 years old
"koes"? Dude's spelling like he has CTE but I guarantee he's never fought before.
how do you spell it
But if he loses you have to called your son Bones.
This is just a free win for jon, not even an exciting fight
You can’t even afford to have kids though?
Today is a Jones' haters day or something? You guys are fucking clowns lol. Every Jones' opponent is a messiah, that will crush him THIS TIME FOR SURE. You gonna be very disappointed when he smash Stipe. So wait for a next opponent or next after previous messiah or some shit. P.S. Yeah, he is also ducking Aspinall, Ngannou, Pavlovic, Volkov, Romanov, Gaziev, etc.
It’s better to have hope and lose than to never have hope at all <3
Hope that one of the greatest lose? He fucked your sister or gf? There is something wrong with you lol
I’m hoping a woman beater loses? Yes ? Why wouldn’t I hope all men who beat their wives lose Wouldn’t you?
I know all redditors are saint. I'm not into his personal life, I don't give a fuck about it. I'm all about sport. It's not reality tv show. If you are so upset with his personal behaviors, you can come to his gym and tell him that he is a fucking scumbag or something.
found jones’ burner account
You got some anger issues, Pail.