Trust me. I have watched five ufc fights now. And my favorite fighter is Alex Pereira. You should just do what Alex Pereira does, because he is my favorite fighter and hes really good at that stuff and he wins. Chama.
just a piece of advice for you brotha. If you want to increase your percentage to win the fight. All you need to do is have sex with your partner 3days before the fight. Promise it will work and youre going to win.
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u/GarrettArmfieldUFC That is my face right now.
Just remember not to start barking about being elite at anything in particular just in case
Mostly sarcasm, but it's really cool that you've done all the hard work to get to this point, I'd high five the heck outta you if you were my buddy
Well shit thatās honestly all it takes for me! I have a small sum of money riding on you bro!!! Sorry but I can only drop 3 digits on Max by ko and that one was kinda close. And I was there so that got me diggin in my pockets. But hey a Reddit shoutout would bring in a whole lot of fans, great way to market yourself!
1. See red 2. Bang bro Rinse and repeat Call out Alex periera for a title shot after you win WHOOOOOO
Also start calling people's family members "hoes" and claim that you would beat a 30 year old GSP.
He should just rehearse and then repeat buckleys post fight Conor call out word for word
And scream like [him](https://youtube.com/shorts/nRZNmL6Qt7Y?si=qbI1KLYKGQ3hoAUk) after for good measure
Cheee weee weee!
Woooooo
We woo choo choo or something
He should consider calling out Jamal Hill. Automatic $20k bonus.
Nah he should go the Joanderson Brito route and call out someone random. DAN EEEG MUTHAFUCKK šš
Hey dana gimmie maywezer wooo
![gif](giphy|l3fZK7BgnNHSKpp4c|downsized) Never seen you fight before, but from now on:
He beat Katona. Heās my hero! But for realā¦ armfield is really good.. besides the skills, has a lot of heart.. canāt teach that
Brad Katona is a bitch. So anyone who beats him gets my interest.
Indeed, this kid might just make lot more people tune into this Saturdays fight, lets go mang.
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If you shoutout r/ufc this sub will jizz their pants ![gif](giphy|5GoVLqeAOo6PK)
And bruh police cus he hooked me up here!!
I got you bro go out there and destroy Turciosā son
if you tell Dana to oil himself up this sub will definitely jizz their pants
Pls say āOil me upā to Dana if you win please
Already pre-cameā¦
Shit! Me too!
Good luck brother. If you donāt mind answering, whatās your walk around weight?
155!
can you please just do jabs and calf kicks? and block takedowns? for the love of god just do that and u will winnplease.
You should be in the ufc
Trust me. I have watched five ufc fights now. And my favorite fighter is Alex Pereira. You should just do what Alex Pereira does, because he is my favorite fighter and hes really good at that stuff and he wins. Chama.
Chama.
Tree fiddy
Get outta here you lochness monster
I ain't got no tree fiddy
Get that 50k bratha
![gif](giphy|8FYAJlfHHFeZFYMYmU|downsized) tfw there's a garrett armfield fight
I watch every card. Literally. Iāll keep my eyes peeled for ya! Iām stoked.
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good luck and don't forget. Chin up, hands down
The Pimblett style
You also want to jam your legs down and hyperextend your ankles.
Lift and jerk with your back
Keep your knees straight. Put all the weight on your lower back, then jerk upwards violently.
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Fuck yeah, I'll be rooting for ya.
Brady's mom (presumably) will probably be in attendance and it will be annoying as fuck. Don't get distracted. Maybe it's a strategy?
āEDDDDIEEEEEEEE!!ā
Call out RHONDA ROUSEY IF YOU WIN!!! SAY EQUAL RIGHTS EQUAL FIGHTS
Donāt play with out emotions like this.
Iāve hated Hiestand ever since I found out he was fighting Garret, which is just now.
First UFC fighter to tap into Reddit for a fan base?
Belal did it first
He said fighter
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Shane Carwin you noobs.
Official fighter of r/ufc
If you need any advice Iām a high elo EA sports UFC 5 player.
TWIST HIS DICK!
My guy you got this. You and Trey Ogden are Batman and Robin!
How you gonna finish him? š¤
With his mouth
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After watching Katona live at the last card I would just like to thank you for whooping that ass
Bruh plz lmk what round you knocking out this other guy!
flying knee knockout Iām calling it
Check his oil !!!!
What should I say for the sub shout?!
train by day reddit ufc by night all day
Good luck!
Good luck man! I'll be watching
How are finishing this guy Garrett?
Cheewee weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!
just a piece of advice for you brotha. If you want to increase your percentage to win the fight. All you need to do is have sex with your partner 3days before the fight. Promise it will work and youre going to win.
Like sparring partner?
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Good luck brother šŖ
Good luck bro! Enjoy it.
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How much do you cut for weight, and how do you do it? Curious to see how different fighters go about it. Thanks!
Pls call someone from an inapplicable weight class out āyo, rozenstruik where you at? Sign the damn contract, tubbyā
Brooo nice! Just āshoutout to all the homies on Redditā will do just fine lol!
Who dis guy brotha, how much I bet on you brotha
I'm gonna put $20 on you to win, please don't let me down bro, i can't afford to take such a huge financial loss.
Shout me out been here since day 1
Good Luck Garrett!!! Get that 50k!!!
I wonder if he sees red?
50k!!
Hell yea bruv. Get that dub
That's what's up man didn't seem interested this week but shit I'll watch yours for sure
Hell ye
No wayyy
I'll be looking for ya. Good luck brother. God bless ya
Give 'em hell!
Good luck dude, sending positive vibes your way!
Good luck Garret! Hope you win and leave unscathed šŖš»
Damn my stream provider does not include prelims. But if you win this i bet your next one will be on main card. Lets go mate!
One of us!
Good luck brother, weāll be watching!
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Are we seeing based garret ?
Give us a shout out!!!!
LFG!!!! Good luck brother
You gonna call out O'Malley when you win?
I am for sure betting on you now lol. Get that W!Ā
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Oh shit good luck my guys, you got this!!!!! Also whatās your walk out song?
Lets goooooooo!! šš½
Iāll route for you until you fight OāMalley one day
Iāll throw in a bet just for you šŖšŖgl gl
Yoo, do your thing man, good luck!
Already placed my bet on you, hope you have a great performance. Solid matchup, should be an exciting one. Wish I could see it live
Just remember to make a BIG STATEMENTā¦ā¦. WAR! BONUS TIME BABY! LEAVE EVERYTHING OUT THERE
Hell yeah bro ! You have a bunch of new fans !! Good luck Godspeed and get that fucking fight of the night bonus šŖš½šŖš½
KO him like you did Kazama Good luck $
You should mix some drinks for the commentary crew after your win. You've fought better competition, you have better striking, let em have it.
Good Luck Garrett, go get that W
Good luck man, hope you get the W
Me and all my homies stan Garrett Armfield. LFGGGG!!!
Dare you to bust out a CHEEEEWEEEE!
Weeeweeecheecheee!!
Hell yeah ! Kick some ass bro! Everyone here is pulling for a nice win and that fight of the night bonus!
I just looked at your record, You beat BRAD KATONA?! Thatās a seriously legit win, Iāll have to go watch the fight. Good luck brother!!!
Ayoooooo, shout out to OP!!! Good Luck Brotha.
Just remember not to start barking about being elite at anything in particular just in case Mostly sarcasm, but it's really cool that you've done all the hard work to get to this point, I'd high five the heck outta you if you were my buddy
Good luck!!! I hope you win!
Good luck š
If you lose Iāll give you half of what I bet on the other guy
Hell yeah! Good luck!
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Not and easy fight. Good luck man
Good luck! Beat his fn ass!
Good luck bratha
Good luck!
Good skill!
I bet you won't bruh.
A new Reddit hero emerges, and I was here for it. History kids, this is what it looks like
Ur gonna beat Sean O Malley.
Betting garret for the rest of my life cuz he replied to my DMs
Canāt wait to see you!! Good luck! CHAMA
Watched your last fight against a very tough opponent in Katona, was very impressed! How do you see yourself winning?
Throw some punches maybe even kicks
Let's go bro. Straight to the TOP. (of reddit posts)
never knew UFC fighters hit up Reddit but fight well, šŖ hope you win bro
Bet the house, you say?
Lets go dude!
Look who just made thousands of fans! Good luck bro! Represent us!
Dude this is fuckin sick, good luck!
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Good luck š
Canāt wait for you to call me out š„°
good luck man! will be tweeting for ya!
Sorry going for Brady. Gotta represent locals
Finally!!!! One of us. He is one of us!!!
HOLYSHITš„š„š„š„Good luck man your opponent ain't got shit on youš
You guys would be twins minus the beard
Marathon MMA (this dude has been hungry and will go into your backyard to win) good luck kid!
Congrats Garrett. me and the boys will be watching from AB, Canada, getter done.
You are fighting against Minecraft Steve with the block head. Maybe try to dump a bucket of lava in front of him.
All i can say is good luck, hopefully you'll win without taking too much damage
You gonna shout out Tony Hinchcliff?!
We rooting for you man, now go out there and get yourself that fotn bonus
Twist the dick
Youād only get more karma for posting a beach photo lol ā¦ but for real - best of success!
Good luck brother we will be rooting for you
Starch his ass and call out talbott, and Molly whop him
Your cauliflower ears are worse than his, therefor you must be 3% more Dagestani so Iāll be betting for you to win. Go see red and kick his ass
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Smash him insane so it affects Chiesa psychologically and he gives up against Tony š
Garrett good luck youāre in the toughest division in the UFC good news is Sean wonāt be champ long
![gif](giphy|l0ErKZ3PE97pzTFYY) I expect to see at least this OPš¤£ Good luck man, Iāll be watching.
Good luck Garrett!
Give him the old dick twist!
Garret armfield. I WILL REMEMBER THE NAME. š«”
LFG!
Good luck homie š«”
Go for it brother! Good luck!
Good luck
Damn Iām actually excited for you to beat this non Reddit using tool!!
Let's go my guy!
brother who this guys?
On this day, a legend was born.
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Well shit thatās honestly all it takes for me! I have a small sum of money riding on you bro!!! Sorry but I can only drop 3 digits on Max by ko and that one was kinda close. And I was there so that got me diggin in my pockets. But hey a Reddit shoutout would bring in a whole lot of fans, great way to market yourself!
Kick his ass, seabass.Ā
āHey, I know this guy! This is the guy from Reddit!ā
Please dont tell the ladies that every time they grapple we spam ![gif](giphy|1cjYPNLvodoBO)
Well now Iām all in. Fuck shit up, my guy. š«”
G L H F
do the flying gilly!!
Do you ever bet money on your self?
Garrett! I absolutely love your tweets, one of the funniest peeps hahaha. Good luck this week, remember, if a punch is coming your way, don't get hit!