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InertKat

Game bread 🍞


27Yosh

Game Fed


thepassionofthechris

Bread fed.


TheFatThot

Breast fed 🐄💦


BoyWhoCanDoAnything

Best Fred.


Rowey5

r/yourjokebutworse


Throwawaypuffs

Got a good ol' bun in the oven.


samsnead19

Bame Gred


gregbones1999

Tame greg


Mouthpiec3

Have a slice of.... Masvidal


Tony_Snell

Lmfao I’m howling on the toilet reading this


Persistence6

Bread bred?🫃


Natural_Light-

Blame meds


AcrobaticWin3240

He drinks too much beer


Dry-Cry5279

Built like a burp.


greyarea6872

Holy shit


Kaponeo360

😂😂😂😂😂😂


GearOver

It isn't a belly **because** of beer, it's a belly **for** beer


SomOvaBish

Nah… he’s got a little Jorge cookin in the oven


M_b619

Wait I can’t tell if you guys are purely trolling or not lol. He’s not on good shape for a fight, but that’s clearly some kind of distention or something going on, he doesn’t have nearly a high enough bf% to have a “gut” like that just from adipose tissue.


the-jimbo_slice

Result of MEDS


darryledw

Masvidal rocking that *"I am starting my fight camp first thing tomorrow"* physique


Pr0digy_

On that Tito Ortiz game plan. https://youtu.be/xU6KDFpHtg0


PJxP

Yeah but how many days is he training per week?


BattleCatsHelp

Every other day. So 4.


[deleted]

The Cuban curse. It’s easy, too much rice, pork and Cuban bread followed by beer and cigars. My uncles have been working this look for decades.


kazoobanboo

https://preview.redd.it/f7iex4d0rtad1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d74bff45dfb6590d64e04f8082d0fccddf61eaa8 The Latino curse lol. I have great BJJ conditioning, but look like this


PussyIgnorer

Hey you could be me I look like I should be conditioned but my conditioning sucks


spknikga

Lmao It's more the Latino culture not genetics. Or at least most of the times not genetics lol. All of the Latinos that drink a lot look like this and Latinos that don't drink as often and live healthier lives usually don't have that gut. Except my cousin he was straight edge and going to the gym since 14 and he's still looks skinny fat


Present-Trainer2963

Probably a mixture of nature (genetics ) and nurture (lifestyle ) like many other things. As an Indian person the skinny body but rice belly gut is also common amongst our culture


bigkids

Guessing you've been granted immunity from that?


Otherwise-Dirt-7574

https://preview.redd.it/u27mqo8bhtad1.png?width=800&format=png&auto=webp&s=3daafe8c7b8cff5485df4ae4bbb736141120e154


ProtonSerapis

Y frijoles, maduros, tostones, tamales, etc…


BKR93

Beer belly honestly


jfsoaig345

Yep. I’m a lean and lanky guy but I had a pretty bad belly when I was in my IPA phase earlier this year and drank like an Irishman. I looked normal everywhere else but you could see my belly protrude out even if I was wearing a baggy shirt, shit just looked weird. Thank god I dialed all that back significantly and can feel comfortable wearing a tighter shirts again


donnydealr

I find skinny people with pot bellys to be the most off putting physique. Like, no muscle and just a fuckin car bonnet for a mid section so you look completely useless haha.


dumbpaulbearer

Makes me think of the yellow dude from Sin City


WestDesperado

Hahahah! That's such a gnarly visual!


dogmetal

It immediately makes me think “oh this guy has a problem”.


PussyIgnorer

Yeah I feel like you just know it’s alcohol or some weird GI issue


OGSkywalker97

If it's a weird GI issue then it's not exactly fair to judge them for it


Levon__Helm

This is the Indian dad bod lol


donnydealr

Hahaha. The results of a life in IT


DigvijayDhruvah

Not really it's our diet mostly consisting of carbs like white rice and chapatis with more carbs like potatoes.


cheddardonkey1

Classic British physique


Opelle

Nah most our country (talking on behalf of English, anyway) are just straight up fat now lol


panadwithonesugar

true, haven't seen my willy in 6 months, it's down there somewhere!


Dingus_Ate_your_baby

But there are those brexit geezers with the big round stomachs that don't jiggle at all, it just sits there like a fuckin cannonball. I know you know what I'm talking about.


LoquaciousMendacious

For me that's the weirdest physique. That rock hard, densified fat is wild.


Randall-Marvin-Marsh

Ahh the American way I see.


oOCazzerOo

As an Irishman I can say we don't drink that much and we definitely don't drink that fucking IPA shite, I wouldn't even throw it down the sink, I'd fuck the full can in the bin. Wouldn't even give that tack a chance to be recirculated into the drinking water. It's an Indian Pale Ale not an Irish Pale Ale, the only thing Pale here is ourselves. I miss the sun.


donnydealr

Sun is overrated, us white fucks get skin cancer too easy haha. Yeah I prefer larger or dark beers personally. IPA I used to like but they’re a bit rich


Creatinecock

Come on man, we definitely do drink an absolute pile.


Sunsterr

As an Indian idk why they call it an Indian pale ale. Nobody drinks that shit in India either


TheDarkPlight

I finally have use for this knowledge! My understanding is that it’s called India Pale Ale because beer used to be shipped from India to the early America colonies, and they added a ton of hops to the barrels to preserve it for the long journey overseas. Folks liked the flavor I guess so it stuck around even after all these decades. But yes, it’s shit. Source: I worked in beer/wine for quite a while.


Sunsterr

TIL, thank you for sharing that! I know in Punjab where most of the grains are grown in India there is a much more prominent whiskey culture, with lots of brands that aren’t for sale outside of Punjab. Beer itself isn’t too popular, but when people do drink beer there it’s generally lagers.


umlaut

The Kid Rock bod


orangotai

wow i really appreciated this life story


jfsoaig345

Lmaoo happy to oblige


RandyMarshTegridy69

Hey how’d you dial it back? Any tips? I’m on the same journey.


ZealousidealThanks51

He drank less


SatanSuxxx

I don't understand


ZealousidealThanks51

Opposite of drinking more


Kyle0ng

Nope, I'm not sure.


HorrorBuy0

I see the words but they don’t make sense


gokarrt

sounds bad


CuriousCamels

Personally, I just had to stop drinking completely. Some people can regulate it better than others. Either way, replacing it with a different, healthier habit seems to be the best way. Depending on what your drinking is like, that will look a bit different. Like if you’re having a drink or few every night, start going for walks or go to the gym instead. If you have more specific questions, feel free to ask. I’ve been sober 2 years now, and I actually love it and my life now.


dwh3390

Post asks a question. Dude gives an answer and a real world example. “L0L co0L sT0rie BrO”


LemonManDude

Don't get your knickers in a twist over a funny comment


carlwinslo

If beer is making you fat just switch to liquor dummy. For your health!- Steve Brule.


RVG990104

Wow, glad to know it's somewhat reversible lol


donnydealr

Moderate/high alcohol consumption causes an increase in visceral fat which shows up as a 'beer belly'. So losing fat will ultimately reverse it.


dryrubss

Somehow this dude made it all about himself


wubbalubbadubdub45

https://preview.redd.it/2asjwutmpsad1.png?width=460&format=png&auto=webp&s=028f9e1eb0392b7bd1dd3a720acd56b4a075eb3b jorge after he rehydrates


BigWingSpan

Peak physical condition


BarkingDogey

Cut like a bag of milk


Automatic-Buy3708

20 years of Burger King beef blocking the border between his stomach and small intestine.


jfsoaig345

He has talked about eating fast food regularly in his earlier days and considered Taco Bell to be healthy. Some people just have metabolisms like that but even then ages catches to everyone eventually, especially when you are no longer exercising as hard as is likely the case after he retired from MMA.


C0rrupd8

A border wall, if you will


accidentsneverhappen

Did he train for this Diaz fight at all? Looks like your average scumbag off the street lol


RS-2

They both do lmao


[deleted]

Nate looks like the same Nate that submitted Conor..


3x81

They’ve always still looked like scumbags off the streets haha


bigkids

Nate still doing triathlons with his brother.


[deleted]

Yeah, he has stamina for days. Idk anyone that can go the distance quite as easily as Nate.


deltr0nzero

Nate’s never won a 5 round fight, and rarely won a round in the 4th or 5th


[deleted]

No one ever said he was the greatest fighter in history, Mr Historian. I said going the distance is simple for him.


panadwithonesugar

people confuse throwing a gang sign or giving the middle finger in the later rounds for having stamina.


Macktologist

I’m tripping. He has no real muscle mass. His forearms look like my skinny ass that sits in an office on a computer all day. His upper arms look like someone that hasn’t touched weights their whole life.


abdul_tank_wahid

Think Jorge is just old school no weights all cardio, he never really ever grew into a welterweight frame by adding on muscle, so was always a weaker guy.


Just_Faithlessness98

He said on the Michael Bisping interview that training for mma he did heavy weightlifting whereas for boxing it’s not good for the training. If I remember correctly he looked pretty well-conditioned for the Covington fight


Hurricane-bob

You guys didn’t know fighting wasn’t his main gig! He’s been a big rig trucker for years!!


cikkamsiah

https://preview.redd.it/drj0fi384tad1.jpeg?width=689&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29becac9974a1f71746668ec6bbdbd60bfb7d259


eddie1975

This is gold!


hennessy74

boy or a girl?


Bubbly_Association_7

English or Spanish?


Josro0770

Whoever moves first is gay


Beastcu

I’m surprised y’all haven’t been banned yet since this is Reddit after all


ChickenDanceFTW

Its called a subdermal armor plate.


ACL_Tearer

He's cultivating mass


MA-JA-HO

Nate’s posture is horrendous


jzng2727

He’s got those classic mma fighter shoulders that are rounded forward


chichipoopoo

He tryna be like Philadelphia Collins


Midgar-magic

I can’t give you a bam, boys, but I can give you a..


chichipoopoo

GREEN EGGS N HAAAAAAAM


dazed_vaper

![gif](giphy|j6qriGrzAD5Di)


ZeeroYuy

BAAAAAAAMMMMMMM


Pr0digy_

what you lookin at my gut fer?


knockbox85

Couple of decrepit pregnant kangaroos about to head in for 12 blistering rounds of fatty cake.


rodrigo34891

Nate really does look like a buff red kangaroo lol


Kaserbeam

Like a less buff version you mean, have you seen a red kangaroo?


Bombinic

Tamales


Left-Frog

🍺


FPFresh123

I think because he's getting old and neglects his diet.


ACL_Tearer

Massvidal


Alternative-Earth-76

3 piece and soda right there


yannichingaz

Looks like asked for the whole bucket and a Diet Coke instead


TheBentPianist

Still built better than 95% of dudes in this sub.


Dazzling-Grass-2595

That's where Krang is.


battlestage

I hope this comment gets more appreciation lol.


schoolisuncool

Like bro, suck it in.. lol


NoCourt5510

That dude ain’t training


Just_Faithlessness98

Because McDonald’s has some great American values


Forsaken_Explorer595

Nates arms look like those of your cliche, middle aged Englishman who's only excercise is lifting a pint in a pub.


cantlearnemall

I think he might have a mild case of pectus excavatum, having a gut that sticks out like this is a symptom some folks with PE have.


cesnos

Any idea why pectus excavatum would cause this? Looks like distention.


OkTea7227

Honestly he has a strong abdominal wall of muscle cuz of his decades of training but then plus all the beer… This is CLASSIC ex-athlete suburban dad body. He plays gangster but you know he’s living in a glorious home on the outskirts of Miami and grilling for his family n friends 2-3x a week with a wet bar and pool. He’s into smoking meat n shit.


MMARapFooty

He's drinking more Heineken beer and eating more McDonalds and Cuban Sandwiches diet


martynalexander

It’s powerful yeah, it’s beer and ton of powdered sugarrrrrrr


intuishawn

My first thought was HGH gut... but reading the rest of the comments, I'm inclined to agree and lean beer + (game)bread + that fool aint trainin'.


AtomAntvsTheWorld

![gif](giphy|h2n7zg35XQfp2B94Lx) Beer belly grand champ with a six pack, both kinds


DudeWouldGo

Let's see what you're built like Pippi


DannyStress

Do you guys just expect him to stay in the same shape as when he was in his late 20’s in the UFC?


DecisionThot

God I wish this fight would just go away


SightlessOrichal

Bro looking like Roger the Alien


Cultural-Virus4885

Shit did you see Gastelum at his last fight?! 😬 https://preview.redd.it/2lhxuu61itad1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29d8ceb027adc7aea3adef7be2b33dc37236e516


BeRich9999

Hgh…


neurodegeneracy

Different people hold fat differently. Looks like he holds the reserves in his stomach. Personally my ass is the last part to slim down. When I bulk I look in shape but my ass grows. Probably the same for his stomach. Especially now that hes older.


Atcollins1993

Facts


Vleaides

wait i didnt even know this was happening? wtf? where is it being aired??


mayorjinglejangle

Chuck Liddell vibes


iguodolladollabill

PEDs do that to you


legendaryrim

![gif](giphy|112rLYa7UWzzd6|downsized)


OkConsideration9100

That's an alcohol gut


bakedinakl

They both look in solid shape apart from the belly


makeumadb

Ninja turtle build


AdWild7729

He’s bloated from weight cut


Longjumpingfart1

This was ceremonial weigh in, he is rehydrating so full of water


Rogelio_Aguas

HGH gut?


neurodegeneracy

imagine taking HGH and nothing but your internal organs grow lol


Savage_Amusement

Guy shows up with a beer gut after zero weightlifting and there’s going to be an r/nattyorjuice post 😹


Defiant-Concert8526

He is living good, fuck that elite fighter grind.


Prize_Firefighter230

Roid gut?


alllovealways

He's built for cheeseburgers


Polishmoves

Jorge already beat this shit out of Nate once before


drsalvia84

McDonald’s he’s literally addicted to fast food


THC-Addict

Hgh gut


manicmechanic209

Roid gut minus the roids


Lowad15

Built like dale gribble


gorlock666

lol also Nate


_Red_Mist_

Hes had that since he was like 28


Such_is-life89

Street buddah


the-big-cheese-92

mpreg


Omnipopimp

That's his arm the dude is just grabbing his johnson with his right hand.


Fuzzy_Customer6312

Looks Like the guy from Plants v zombies


Fidelio___

Three piece and a soda.


upthetits

To much bread and wine


FrequentlyFloundered

Bun in the oven


BP_1981

You can feed him for only 5¢ a day


Jackknife-powerbong

South Florida Chuck Liddell.


Dnice_96

Bro fed


C0rrupd8

What's wrong? That's what peak trailer park performance looks like motherfucker


CarlKolchakINS

Hgh gut ,Chuck Liddell had a prominent one too.


SammyChaos

Dude is pushing his stomach out


ZeusHaggisCabbage

Masvidal looks like Forest Gump when he just kept running


SpookyRamblr

thats alcahol


Lower-Dependent-3684

Looks to me he may be off cycle because he’s not too worried about Nate? I could be wrong.


Additional_Vanilla31

![gif](giphy|XZOK1vSQnmG4xP9Mub|downsized) You may not like it


Shitbag22

Masvidal is about to put a hurting on Nate. This might be the day we see his chin go. I can’t for the life of me see why Diaz took this in a strictly boxing format when his bread and butter is grappling


Sapun14

4 months pregg


DJLooseyB

Why the buddy pregnant?


PH0REIGN

Bro got that Rogan belly 😭


ATCBoombox

![gif](giphy|112rLYa7UWzzd6|downsized) They walk among us


DrMonocular

Vegan burritos


Paul8219

Zero training and eating whatever the fuck he likes


ShiggitySheesh

https://preview.redd.it/wkxr1v8wzwad1.jpeg?width=264&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ae487e4c68c7e96771a6dcecb89eb4748b09cbd Bro built like the bug on the right


Z3R0GR4V

HGH


TheRealDirtyDan76

Why are you built like that?


CawfeeX

HGH can do that, it makes your intestines and organs grow


cullobsidian_

Built like Hank Hill


JoseG008

Beer Belly


ontheprowl23

To much soda


kaijusdad

Where can we watch this debacle?


ConnorLovesPepsi

DAZN, Fight Pass, Famino


Iaintgoneholdyou

Pregnant. Giving game bred a whole different meaning


cruz_irving

![gif](giphy|OqBITzEqTMYGdkxkyh|downsized)


madeyedexter

![img](emote|t5_2qsev|8664)


life_lagom

Steroids