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This guy is a Bohra, from a small minority within the Shia minority in India, but they're influential in Gujarat. They ally with the BJP actually, but they don't realise that for the general opinion, they're just another Muslim. I think one of the victims of the train hate killings by a police constable was also a Bohra.
I know this is a meme post, but I just wanted to add this:
This muslim guy is from 'Shia' community. Their sub-caste is 'bohra' (yeah, they do have castes and sub-castes too). They are most developed muslims in Indian subcontinent.
They are extremely well-behaved. Modi went to their mosque in 2018 in Indore IIRC.
They assimilate easily in the culture, and speak language of ' Daawat' which closely resembles Gujarati (as they are concentrated in Gujarat since old times).
I think they are the perfect example of muslims who are tolerate, aren't extremists, respects their country and assimilate in the Indian culture properly.
edit: I think I should clarify. If I say ' X is doing Y, that doesn't mean others are all not at all doing Y'. It's neither an implication nor inference.
If I say, Indore is the best city in terms of cleanliness, I am not saying all the other cities are dirty. I am just saying that Indore is a clean city and it comes 1st in cleanliness.
> They are most developed muslims in Indian subcontinent.
They're one of the few communities that still pushes FGM btw. But developed according to Modi bots because they give jhappi and pappi to Modiji.
>This muslim guy is from 'Shia' community. Their sub-caste is 'bohra' (yeah, they do have castes and sub-castes too).
Shi'ites and Dawoodi Bohras aren't castes, they're sects. You can switch between the various Shi'ite ~~subjects~~ sects or switch to Sunnism. But you can't switch from Shudra to Brahmin.
>I think they are the perfect example of muslims who are tolerate, aren't extremists, respects their country and assimilate in the Indian culture properly.
Seems like Sanatanis could learn many things from them.
Edit: BTW, if you could explain how someone assimilates into the culture they've belonged to for millennia, I'd appreciate it.
Lmao was to comment the same. They like to speak for us without knowing what's a caste and what's a sect.
Also most of the Indian culture is associated with their God(s). We Muslims are monotheists we can't associate doing anything which is related to it.
Yeah, so tolerant that they practice fgm and discriminate against other Muslims socially and economically. They accept the atrocities committed against Muslims in Gujarat because they personally benefit from BJP governance. They may do some good things as a community, but they are FAR from tolerant. They don’t even let anyone outside their community into their masjids lol (unless of course it’s Modi)
Also, Muslims aren’t required to assimilate. We aren’t immigrants. Not everybody who isn’t Hindu has to buy into Hindu culture. You sound like a racist white southerner in the US that only accepts black people who speak, dress, and live like white people. “Oh wow, you’re so articulate, and you assimilate so well.”
these people have never met more than 2 of them at once. I grew up w rebelling Dawoodi bohras and the extremism in their mosques beats all others any day. it is just that they’re better at hiding it. My conservative dawoodi bohra friends will not eat food which isn’t prepared by “people of the book”
>I think they are the perfect example of muslims who are tolerate, aren't extremists, respects their country and assimilate in the Indian culture properly.
Could you explain how someone "assimilates" into the culture that they've belonged to for millennia? Is there a special course for it?
other muslims are *not immigrants.* They are *part of Indian culture.*
So, the point of assimilation is kinda moot.
And how do you even define assimilation in India, while accounting for all its diversoty?
Demographics : 90% of worlds Muslim are Sunni and the Shias are a Minority. Shia makes a Majority population in Bahrain, Iraq, Iran and Azerbaijan. (Trust me I've been to Baku in Azerbaijan, Shias are the most humble and good people I've ever met)
Plans to visit Bahrian someday. Ok coming to your comment.
>mind to explain what is "well-behaved"
Shias are most Developed, Progressive, least racist people. They have more literacy, They support women empowerment, They do have radicals, (some expections are there, as even we have RSS, but still they don't have more then a couple compared to other side filling out the whole list.
Bullet points.
They are more literate.
Their woman are more independent and can make decisions too.
They do no discriminate between Men and Women or Hindus or Muslims, etc
They are not radicals. Not even a single terrorist group is run by them, excluding the one Run by the Iran’s Country head in order to protect their country.
>and assimilating in "Indian culture". also, are you saying all other muslims who are not bohras extremists?
It's not like that brother, stop making fake equivalence, the comment mean that they are more prone to adapting in the place and culture they live. And no Sunnis are not Extremists, Sunnis are just a bit less better in every factor.
Understand it with
CompararisonBihar-UP people from Tamilnadu - Kerla people.
>Shias are most Developed, Progressive, least racist people
Iran entered the chat.
> Run by the Iran’s Country head in order to protect their country.
Are you seriously supporting Iranian government and Hezbollah and numerous other Iran sponsored terrorist organization?
Also Iran is perfect example that breaks your stereotyping that Shias are somehow better, Iran has worst record for women rights even worse than modern Saudi Arabia which is a feat in itself. People can be extremists regardless of religion.
Bro, you’re so ignorant. In the Middle East Iran backs Hezbollah, the Houthis and Hamas which each have caused far more harm than any terrorist organisation in India or Pakistan ever have. The truth is, there just isn’t any community that is better than another. We’re all shit, regardless of faith.
Houthis and Hamas are resistance groups against agressors Saudi and Israel. This becomes subjective and controversial, "one man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter."
NOTE: I am not a supporter of killing civillians.
Interesting, why do you think that is?🤔
From what ive seen, bohris tend to be economically prosperous. That could be one of the reasons.
If you agree with that, do you think the Indian state should provide more welfare to muslim infrastructure to enable their economic prosperity?🤔
Shia sunny bohra are sects of Islam. Islam doesn't have any caste system.
Apart from this the pasmanda muslims which are often considered lower caste are simply muslims who converted from a dalit background. If a Savarna hindu converts from Hinduism to Islam he is considered upper caste .
Jai Bhim
>Apart from this the pasmanda muslims which are often considered lower caste are simply muslims who converted from a dalit background. If a Savarna hindu converts from Hinduism to Islam he is considered upper caste .
islam does not have a real caste or even sect system as that can NOWHERE be inferred from the Quran.
on the other hand, caste system of hinduism is shown directly in their scriptures.
Indian Muslims just copied hinduism in adopting a fake caste system. even that is vanishing now.
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Chalo dono mil k sabko pagal banate hai. Tere nam per beef export kr deta hu and fr apas mai beef k nam pr lynch krwata hu. Tu bura ni manna bhai thik hai.
Same sex marriage. [https://edition.cnn.com/2023/10/16/india/india-same-sex-marriage-ruling-lgbtq-intl-hnk-dst/index.html](https://edition.cnn.com/2023/10/16/india/india-same-sex-marriage-ruling-lgbtq-intl-hnk-dst/index.html)
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Lover 1: "Do you believe in destiny? Because meeting you feels like the universe crafted a path just for us."
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Lover 1: "Every day with you is a new adventure, and I wouldn't want it any other way."
Lover 2: "Our love is an endless journey, and I cherish every step we take together."
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I left my wife for you babe
WRONG ANSWERS ONLYYYY
LMAOOO
Ahh shit. The truth just kinda jumped out there
Nunu touching performance
It ain’t gay if balls don’t touch.
Sword fighting is the manliest thing one can do
Abdomen guard with a hole solves this
is that the qutub minar in your pocket or you just happy to see me? no its the druv stambh
That was actually pappu
Muslim guy: I’ll fool Muslims to vote for me Modi: I’ll fool Hindus to vote for me
Dude... It said WRONG answers only....
Ohhhh
This guy is a Bohra, from a small minority within the Shia minority in India, but they're influential in Gujarat. They ally with the BJP actually, but they don't realise that for the general opinion, they're just another Muslim. I think one of the victims of the train hate killings by a police constable was also a Bohra.
Unpopular opinion, but this biryani is mid. The hyderabadi one that only has shades of brown and white is >>>
Unpopular opinion: There's no such thing as chicken biryani. All this is just chicken pulao.
Akramand
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Unpopular opinion, but hyderabadi biryani is mid. Try Lucknow's.
unpopular for a reason
Lucknow's is just bad.
The guy with the skullcap: Thank you for the “Gujarat model.” The other dude: De Nada.
Pehle kiss me dunga. Nahi. Me dunga. Nahi! Me!!
Or maybe they are saying " Pehle Aap, Nahi Janab Pehle Aap".
Pusssaaaaiiiy 
Aaj tu top mein bottom
Peck or french???
Comment to kardu par jail jaane se darr lagta hai.
Mudiji kuch toh chub raha hai
Aaj doggy style me karenge. (I'm really sorry for this)
"Should we kiss?"
Wrong answers dude duhh....
Hum do hamare do 🤭
Masjid wahi banega
Masjid ka pata nahi, par meenar to ban gayi.
"Kiss Me, Close Your Eyes & Miss Me, I Can Read Your Lips On Your Fingertips And Happiness In Your Eyes" --- Cadbury Dairy Milk
What about "I can see your Smile, Co....." Oh, lmao
Bro I've never cumed that hard before, i hope you enioyed that facial.
Chips mang raha hai
Let’s have sex
Both are discussing: "Are we gonna close our eyes before we kiss?"
I wanna liplock ya. But I eat cattles. And you smell of cattle urine. Ewwww. I will give you some pig meat.
Muslim guy :ajj missionary karenge Modi:naah doggy style karenge
*now kiss*
Apne Rishta ke baare mein mere pyaare desh wasion ko nai patha hona chaahiye.
Tere biryani mein fir elaichi aa gayi
did you have protection ?
Maqsad mat bhoolna, Modi bhai. Brihottor Bangladesh! 🇧🇩 ⛳
I know this is a meme post, but I just wanted to add this: This muslim guy is from 'Shia' community. Their sub-caste is 'bohra' (yeah, they do have castes and sub-castes too). They are most developed muslims in Indian subcontinent. They are extremely well-behaved. Modi went to their mosque in 2018 in Indore IIRC. They assimilate easily in the culture, and speak language of ' Daawat' which closely resembles Gujarati (as they are concentrated in Gujarat since old times). I think they are the perfect example of muslims who are tolerate, aren't extremists, respects their country and assimilate in the Indian culture properly. edit: I think I should clarify. If I say ' X is doing Y, that doesn't mean others are all not at all doing Y'. It's neither an implication nor inference. If I say, Indore is the best city in terms of cleanliness, I am not saying all the other cities are dirty. I am just saying that Indore is a clean city and it comes 1st in cleanliness.
Yes, bj party & chaddis could learn something from them.
What do you mean they assimilate easily in the culture? They aren't immigrants, their culture *is* part of the regions identity
> They are most developed muslims in Indian subcontinent. They're one of the few communities that still pushes FGM btw. But developed according to Modi bots because they give jhappi and pappi to Modiji.
>This muslim guy is from 'Shia' community. Their sub-caste is 'bohra' (yeah, they do have castes and sub-castes too). Shi'ites and Dawoodi Bohras aren't castes, they're sects. You can switch between the various Shi'ite ~~subjects~~ sects or switch to Sunnism. But you can't switch from Shudra to Brahmin. >I think they are the perfect example of muslims who are tolerate, aren't extremists, respects their country and assimilate in the Indian culture properly. Seems like Sanatanis could learn many things from them. Edit: BTW, if you could explain how someone assimilates into the culture they've belonged to for millennia, I'd appreciate it.
Exactly what I said
Lmao was to comment the same. They like to speak for us without knowing what's a caste and what's a sect. Also most of the Indian culture is associated with their God(s). We Muslims are monotheists we can't associate doing anything which is related to it.
Can confirm, I'm not a bohra Muslim and everyone in my family doesn't tolerate anything.
Will they tolerate deez nuts?😔
Idk man you've got to work up the courage to ask them yourself
Do they atleast tolerate you ?
Sadly, I cannot tolerate them. Because they cannot be like bohra muslims as u/yourmom_fat_as_hippo so rightly pointed out.
Only if I could give u an award 
Yeah, so tolerant that they practice fgm and discriminate against other Muslims socially and economically. They accept the atrocities committed against Muslims in Gujarat because they personally benefit from BJP governance. They may do some good things as a community, but they are FAR from tolerant. They don’t even let anyone outside their community into their masjids lol (unless of course it’s Modi) Also, Muslims aren’t required to assimilate. We aren’t immigrants. Not everybody who isn’t Hindu has to buy into Hindu culture. You sound like a racist white southerner in the US that only accepts black people who speak, dress, and live like white people. “Oh wow, you’re so articulate, and you assimilate so well.”
these people have never met more than 2 of them at once. I grew up w rebelling Dawoodi bohras and the extremism in their mosques beats all others any day. it is just that they’re better at hiding it. My conservative dawoodi bohra friends will not eat food which isn’t prepared by “people of the book”
>I think they are the perfect example of muslims who are tolerate, aren't extremists, respects their country and assimilate in the Indian culture properly. Could you explain how someone "assimilates" into the culture that they've belonged to for millennia? Is there a special course for it?
mind to explain what is "well-behaved" and assimilating in "Indian culture". also, are you saying all other muslims who are not bohras extremists?
No, I think they meant to say other muslims don't assimilate in India culture.
other muslims are *not immigrants.* They are *part of Indian culture.* So, the point of assimilation is kinda moot. And how do you even define assimilation in India, while accounting for all its diversoty?
Demographics : 90% of worlds Muslim are Sunni and the Shias are a Minority. Shia makes a Majority population in Bahrain, Iraq, Iran and Azerbaijan. (Trust me I've been to Baku in Azerbaijan, Shias are the most humble and good people I've ever met) Plans to visit Bahrian someday. Ok coming to your comment. >mind to explain what is "well-behaved" Shias are most Developed, Progressive, least racist people. They have more literacy, They support women empowerment, They do have radicals, (some expections are there, as even we have RSS, but still they don't have more then a couple compared to other side filling out the whole list. Bullet points. They are more literate. Their woman are more independent and can make decisions too. They do no discriminate between Men and Women or Hindus or Muslims, etc They are not radicals. Not even a single terrorist group is run by them, excluding the one Run by the Iran’s Country head in order to protect their country. >and assimilating in "Indian culture". also, are you saying all other muslims who are not bohras extremists? It's not like that brother, stop making fake equivalence, the comment mean that they are more prone to adapting in the place and culture they live. And no Sunnis are not Extremists, Sunnis are just a bit less better in every factor. Understand it with CompararisonBihar-UP people from Tamilnadu - Kerla people.
>Shias are most Developed, Progressive, least racist people Iran entered the chat. > Run by the Iran’s Country head in order to protect their country. Are you seriously supporting Iranian government and Hezbollah and numerous other Iran sponsored terrorist organization? Also Iran is perfect example that breaks your stereotyping that Shias are somehow better, Iran has worst record for women rights even worse than modern Saudi Arabia which is a feat in itself. People can be extremists regardless of religion.
Bro, you’re so ignorant. In the Middle East Iran backs Hezbollah, the Houthis and Hamas which each have caused far more harm than any terrorist organisation in India or Pakistan ever have. The truth is, there just isn’t any community that is better than another. We’re all shit, regardless of faith.
Houthis and Hamas are resistance groups against agressors Saudi and Israel. This becomes subjective and controversial, "one man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter." NOTE: I am not a supporter of killing civillians.
Interesting, why do you think that is?🤔 From what ive seen, bohris tend to be economically prosperous. That could be one of the reasons. If you agree with that, do you think the Indian state should provide more welfare to muslim infrastructure to enable their economic prosperity?🤔
Shia sunny bohra are sects of Islam. Islam doesn't have any caste system. Apart from this the pasmanda muslims which are often considered lower caste are simply muslims who converted from a dalit background. If a Savarna hindu converts from Hinduism to Islam he is considered upper caste . Jai Bhim
>Apart from this the pasmanda muslims which are often considered lower caste are simply muslims who converted from a dalit background. If a Savarna hindu converts from Hinduism to Islam he is considered upper caste . islam does not have a real caste or even sect system as that can NOWHERE be inferred from the Quran. on the other hand, caste system of hinduism is shown directly in their scriptures. Indian Muslims just copied hinduism in adopting a fake caste system. even that is vanishing now.
Modi : bach gaya tha tu us din?
Look at us 2 horny mofos
This could be a good meme template
finally lgbitq plus is legalized we can have best night~
They are discussing; #Muslim khatre me hai
fix puncture ok saar
its just a joke guys dont get offended
Lucknowi biryani vs Kolkata biryani
Both are saying ki bhai toss karlete hai ki 72 hooro mein se pehle chudai kaun karega 🤣🤣
Why do you say ‘wrong answers only’ as if someone knows what the right answer is.
It's a figure of speech for humour.
Peaceful community will vote for you
Modi: Uniform civil code aane wala hai Muslim person: Even I dont like the gender inequality in the muslim personal laws
Modi: unform civil code ane wala hai. Muslim: So now we'll follow Jasodaben style marriage ommission?
Humor -100
Don’t do Humor. Please.
AI edited photo
See me through my lens.
ये दोस्ती सलामत रहे बस यही दुआ है
Beard grooming tips, obviously.
OMG bro helll naaw
Le Usthad: മാൻസനല്ലെ പുള്ളെ.
French kissing?
Bde ki biryani khana h kya?
Oyo book karein?
Bhai and unki jaan.....
Dil main kuch hone laga.............hone dena hone dena.
mobiji aap hinduo ko topi (chutiya banana) pehnao aur mai topi geng ko peacemaker banata hun.
Modi ji apka laund mu me Lena hai 😆
Sex Education Seasion 4
Tum mujhe jalebi phapda do Me tumhe biryani doonga
Yaar biryani khilade... Yaar khaman dhokla khilade......🤡
For the sake of God just kiss me already
We will make India Great Again and not try to divide the people based on religion. 😅
Why do I see that 2 n!qqas kissing meme incoming ? /S
let's meet after 12 in the sex dungeon.
How both of em gonna give each other nuru massage with maple syrup then raw dogg to finish it off
Your enemy's nemesis is your closest
Kiss mee Close your eyes and kiss me At your fingertips
Modi: Biryani? Topiwala: Nahi Kashmiri Pulao.
Hum tum Bhai bhai
Modi whispering to other guy: “we don’t have any work so we are hugging. And look at the people commenting on this post! 😅 they are way jobless than us!” Proud of you bhai proud of you!! 
It’s pride month let 💋
Billo bagge billian da ki karegi Bagge Bagge billian da ki karegi
I got a hard on looking at this pic. Is there something wrong with me 🥺
They are talking about their favourite flavours..
Samdhi ji !!
What if Modi leans in and says "Hail Hydra" and the other one responds the same.
They are not talking. Lost in each other’s eyes
Chalo dono mil k sabko pagal banate hai. Tere nam per beef export kr deta hu and fr apas mai beef k nam pr lynch krwata hu. Tu bura ni manna bhai thik hai.
Beef nihari was lit wasn’t it. Modi: word
Same sex marriage. [https://edition.cnn.com/2023/10/16/india/india-same-sex-marriage-ruling-lgbtq-intl-hnk-dst/index.html](https://edition.cnn.com/2023/10/16/india/india-same-sex-marriage-ruling-lgbtq-intl-hnk-dst/index.html)
Let’s put our differences aside, together we can make the world a better place.
Maine chutiya bana liya ab tu bhi bana le
Gay seggs
kya aapke toothpaste mein namak hai?
Lover 1: "I can't stop thinking about the way your smile lights up my world." Lover 2: "Your words are like a melody that plays in my heart, creating a symphony of emotions." Lover 1: "When we're together, time stands still. It's like the universe conspires to keep us in this perfect moment." Lover 2: "In your arms, I find solace. It's as if every worry fades away, leaving only the warmth of your embrace." Lover 1: "Do you believe in destiny? Because meeting you feels like the universe crafted a path just for us." Lover 2: "I do. Our connection is like a tapestry of fate, weaving our stories into a beautiful and intricate design." Lover 1: "Every day with you is a new adventure, and I wouldn't want it any other way." Lover 2: "Our love is an endless journey, and I cherish every step we take together." Lover 1: "No matter what challenges come our way, I know we can conquer them as long as we face them together." Lover 2: "Our love is resilient, like a flame that withstands the strongest winds. Together, we can overcome anything."
Mujhse Shadi Karogi
What do you mean wrong answer?? There are no right answers!!
Securalism
Securalism
A : Jaisi mein mud jaunga , tu meri marega na B : Haan 😃
"modi ji ka beta hu, chumma chipak kar leta hu"
Sexual tension between them >>>
They are talking about how the government can help uplift the minorities and maintain harmony among all religions.
Bhai kasam upar wale ki, mann kr rha hai ek chumma le lu tumhara...
M ji 1 - Yah naya abhivaadan kaisa hai? M ji 2 - Bahut behatar hota hai, agar aap apana Muh dho lete .... (where M = Muslim man / Modiji)
Ghar waapsi kab karrahe ho bhaijaan?
Say gex
Dosti bani rehni chahiye
Mai Godhra Riots bhul jata hu Aap NRC bhul jaiye. 
Kiss 😘
Ek pappi dede Bahut din ho Gaye 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ek chumma tu mujhko udhaar dede. Aur badle mein UP, Bihar le le.